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Gulp~
Gulp gulp~
Across countless worlds, people swallowed hard, eyes glued to the glowing screen, terrified of missing even a second of what came next.
"Ehehehe… Is it really happening? That kind of spicy scene? This is prime 'Passionate Paradise' material!"
...
In the Naruto world, the pervy sage Jiraiya grinned like a wolf.
"Dammit! Why can't I ever get lucky like that?!"
Over in the One Piece world, Sanji howled toward the sky, flames practically shooting from his eyes, consumed by jealousy.
"Uuuuugh! Tatsumi, you bastard! I'll never forgive you!!"
"To be chosen by someone as strong and beautiful as Lady Esdeath… that's pure cosmic luck!"
"Tatsumi probably burned up his good karma from ten lifetimes all at once!"
"That guy's about to marry rich, land a goddess, and hit the peak of his life!"
"Damn it, I want a gorgeous older woman to throw herself at me too!"
"The stories in sci-fi novels are way too tame compared to this!"
All across the multiverse, gentlemen everywhere wailed in envy.
"It's coming, it's coming! The indescribable part's about to start!!"
The scene unfolded on the light screen.
"Okay, calm down. What am I even nervous about? I need to convince her to join us. Be brave, Tatsumi! You're a man—don't back down now!"
The captive boy clenched his fists, psyching himself up.
A moment later, he turned—
—and froze.
What he saw made his face flush crimson.
That flawless, porcelain skin. That… majestic figure. Long, smooth legs that could kill a man, and a face so breathtaking that even gods might hesitate to look directly at her. Across the worlds, men drooled uncontrollably.
And when Esdeath, burning with wild passion, pulled him into a forceful kiss— the entire multiverse erupted into howls.
But…
Tatsumi wasn't just some random guy. He was a man of resolve.
Even in that kind of situation, he somehow kept his composure, refusing to give in to impulse.
Sure, he was shocked at first—but he quickly calmed down and tried to reason with her.
He even tried to persuade Esdeath—the dominatrix general herself—to join the Revolutionary Army.
Even after she slapped him across the face, he didn't give up.
He stood firm, defiant to the end.
That fearless spirit earned him the respect of countless watchers across the worlds.
Of course… not everyone saw it that way.
Many called him a fool who didn't know how good he had it.
"A goddess throws herself at you and you try to talk politics? Idiot!"
"If it were me, I'd surrender right away and let Lady Esdeath do whatever she wants!"
That sentiment… was shared by a lot of gentlemen.
In the end, Tatsumi's negotiation failed.
No surprise there—trying to sway Esdeath was like trying to order around a storm.
She was born to command, not to obey—even if it was someone she loved.
The scene faded.
Whatever "indescribable" things happened that night were mysteriously skipped.
Morning came.
When Tatsumi finally appeared on-screen again, pale and exhausted, every world exploded in uproar.
"WHAT THE—?!"
"Holy crap!!"
"Bro's been drained dry!?"
"Totally! Look at him—no way that's just from talking all night!"
"But wait, didn't Lady Esdeath promise she wouldn't do anything to him?"
"Promises mean nothing when passion's involved! Dammit, Tatsumi, you lucky bastard—I want your life!"
The gentlemen of the multiverse lost their minds in jealousy.
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In the Demon Slayer world—
"I don't even know whether to envy or pity the guy," said Tengen Uzui with a smirk. "That wild general isn't someone just anyone can handle."
"E-Ehh? Tatsumi and Esdeath… they…?" Mitsuri blushed furiously, her voice trembling.
"What about them?" Tanjiro, Inosuke, Nezuko, and Kanao tilted their heads in confusion.
"Hehehehe…" Zenitsu cackled pervertedly on the side.
In the Dragon world, atop Takamagahara—
"Ehehehe."
Lu Mingfei, a.k.a. "Little Sakura," wore a greasy grin that earned him twin looks of disgust from both the Student Council President and the Lionheart Club's chairman.
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In Mushoku Tensei—
"Ehehehehehe…" Rudeus muttered while daydreaming—and multitasking.
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In KonoSuba—
"Tatsumi's an honest man! There's no way he'd actually do anything with Lady Esdeath… right? Right?!" Kazuma insisted, tears streaming down his face.
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In Re:Zero—
"Hey, Subaru! Tatsumi and Esdeath kissed—does that mean they're gonna have a baby soon?" Emilia asked innocently.
Meanwhile, back in Akame ga Kill!'s world—
Watching himself on the screen, alone in a room with Esdeath through the night, Tatsumi stood frozen in shock.
"Uuuuugh, damn you, Tatsumi! I envy you so much!"
Lubbock groaned dramatically.
"Haha, if you're that jealous, why don't you spend a night with Esdeath next time?" teased Leone, flashing a grin.
"Nope! Nope! I'm good!" Lubbock waved his hands in panic.
"Hahaha! You've got guts, Tatsumi. To stand up to that monster of a woman—didn't think you had it in you!" Bulat laughed heartily.
"Come on, big bro, don't tease me like that!" Tatsumi said, embarrassed.
"Pervert!" Mine huffed, pouting.
"Are we sure Tatsumi's okay? Esdeath's no joke…" Sheele asked, worry in her eyes.
"It should be fine," said Najenda coolly. "If Esdeath really hated him, he'd already be dead. She's actually… obsessed with him."
She paused.
"Also, Tatsumi—don't overthink it. Don't try to change her. That woman's mind doesn't work like normal people's."
"Yeah…" Tatsumi nodded.
"Looks like there's one more thing that needs to change," Akame said quietly, eyes firm.
High above the empire, riding on the back of a dragon—
"Tatsumi," Esdeath murmured, a small, playful smile curving her lips. "You really are an incredible man. I'll make you mine… no matter what it takes."
"..."
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