"Xiao Fan, if you give me ten thousand Tenth Rank Crystal Cores, when you die, I can have the White Dragon in the sky carry your coffin and the black Flood Dragon cry at your grave. I'll let all the zombies worldwide go vegetarian to mourn you, let all the mutant birds fly for three days and nights to watch over your spirit. I'll make the sun and moon in the sky neither rise nor set, to silently grieve for you. Let everyone suspect you have a mysterious and powerful past, deal? Quality goods at a bargain!"
Bai Anhai glanced at Bai Yifan, who was in the late stages of his middle-schooler syndrome.
Attempting to swindle a big one.
Bai Yifan meekly said, "...Dad, if you have that kind of power, wouldn't it be easier just to resurrect me!"
"The atmosphere is just right, you've got to leave peacefully!" Bai Anhai calmly said, "I'm a lawyer, I abide by the rules, can't disrupt the rules of the Magic World!"
Bai Yifan: ...
