Alright, all three accounts have been updated, keeping things perfectly balanced.
Now I can lie back in my recliner and watch the netizens stir things up in the comment section.
But when Bai Luan opened Yi Mu's comment section, it was all about looks, revealing faces, and confessions.
I don't want to see this!
I want to see new comments stirring things up!
Bai Luan opened the comment section and directly edited a comment.
"Thank you everyone, but please stop confessing to me. I already like someone. Love you all (but not that kind of love)."
As soon as this message was sent, the replies immediately poured in.
"Mom! I'm heartbroken!"
"The feeling of being in love truly comes and goes so quickly…"
"Why did you have to tell me so directly!"
"I cumulatively lasted less than 30 seconds in the 'Don't Fall in Love Challenge' and the 'Don't Get Heartbroken Challenge,' gloriously failing both."
"@Yi Mu, look how sad they all are, aren't you going to release a new song to comfort them?"
"Genius! The person above is truly a Genius at starting a trend! @Yi Mu."
In the comment section, a "Genius" trend-setter suddenly appeared, and immediately, a crowd responded, uniformly launching a "demand for updates" offensive.
Hmm… Bai Luan thought for a moment and replied to that Genius.
"Then what are we waiting for! I'll release a song to comfort you all!"
Soon, the excited reply from the original poster came.
"Really!?"
"A new scripture for demanding updates has appeared!"
"Write it down! Quickly write it down! Next time, demand it like this!"
"So this is the correct way to demand updates!"
Bai Luan chose to sing another song, of course not because he had a change of heart, but because he thought of a song that was incredibly suitable for comforting his fans.
As soon as he thought about what he was going to do, Bai Luan couldn't help but crack a smile.
The next day, Qie Qu Ren (Music Stealer) released a new song, "Decent."
"Good, good, good, so this is how you comfort us, huh!?"
"The lyrics clearly talk about a decent breakup, about the profound pain of separation… but combined with the current situation… Yi Mu, you're too much, aren't you?"
"What kind of comfort Genius is this?"
"You're all just joking, only I'm the real clown, I really broke up…"
"Are you really crying? Let me see (tilts head indifferently)."
"Great! Let me sing a song for you then! 'A breakup should be decent~'"
"You've really mastered the art of applying things flexibly."
Bai Luan looked at the netizens' lively comments, a smile playing on his lips.
That's right, this is what he wanted to see.
After scrolling on his phone for a while, Bai Luan put it away.
Because he saw Stelle, looking rather empty, leaning against the Space Station window.
Her face, however, was filled with a rare sense of "emptiness" and "bewilderment," as if her soul had been drained, and she leaned limply against the porthole.
That's not right, with Stelle's personality, she shouldn't be making such an expression.
Could it be that Herta scolded her?
Bai Luan walked over and patted her shoulder. Stelle turned her head, her eyes a little unfocused.
"It's Uncle."
"Weren't you testing the simulated universe? Why the empty expression? Did something happen? Haven't you beaten Difficulty V yet? Actually, if you just figure out the mechanics…"
Bai Luan was about to share some experience with Stelle, drawing on some knowledge from his previous life.
"No, Uncle."
Stelle shook her head, interrupting Bai Luan.
"I cleared Difficulty V."
"Then why do you look like that?"
"I just feel… coming out of the simulated universe and back to reality, the contrast… is so great."
Stelle gazed at the endless star river outside the window, her voice ethereal.
"It's like my body has been hollowed out…"
So it was because of this.
Bai Luan was worried, thinking she was depressed because she hadn't been able to clear the level.
Next time, I'll add some difficulty for Stelle.
"Even if you're powerful in the simulated universe, it's fake. You should know that it's not your power."
"I know, but after all, I played for so long to clear it. I'm afraid I'll need some time to calm down…"
"Hmm… How about Uncle takes you to relax?"
"How to relax?"
"Take you to film some dance videos?"
"No, it's too tiring. I feel like I don't have the energy to do anything right now… The stuff in the simulated universe was too pure, I feel…"
Stelle looked towards the distant starry sky.
"I will never be happy again in this life."
Bai Luan looked at Stelle like this, and for a moment didn't know where to begin to retort.
It felt like this child was about to step onto the Path of the Void.
See? I told you that being addicted to the simulated universe is harmful to your health!
That's why he always stayed as far away from it as possible.
This is something I only sell, not touch. JPG
That being said, Bai Luan couldn't let Stelle remain in this state.
So, he pulled out his ultimate move.
"But filming videos allows you to openly crawl into trash cans, you know."
Stelle's head snapped back, her eyes gleaming, and she grabbed Bai Luan's hand:
"Let's plan it out!"
"Okay, okay, we'll start in a bit, but let go! Let go! Why are you squeezing so hard!"
Bai Luan shook his hand, which was aching from the squeeze.
This child has a lot of strength.
However, to openly crawl into trash cans, one also needs some dance foundation.
Let's see if Stelle has any dance talent first.
So Bai Luan taught Stelle a set of 'shaker' moves to see if she had any talent.
It turned out that Stelle was incredibly adept, exceptionally talented! She was practically a born "good shaker"!
Her movements were natural and fluid, her timing with the music was shockingly precise, her physical expressiveness was perfectly modulated, and she even had a strange sense of humor.
Hiss… To think I'd encounter a sect's heavenly Genius of shaking; I must cultivate you into a good shaker.
Then Stelle, in the process of learning, also experienced the joy of being a shaker.
Don't tell me, just dancing like this really releases emotions… It's decided, I must release this video for everyone in the entire universe to see.
Bai Luan dug out his old pixel-style glasses and put them on Stelle.
The most amazing part was that after Stelle put on the sunglasses, she instinctively smirked and struck a pose she thought was cool.
"Hey! Yes! That's the feeling! The vibe is too perfect! I haven't even taught you yet and you've already mastered it!"
Bai Luan clapped his hands excitedly.
Bai Luan patted Stelle's shoulder and began to explain his plan to her:
"Uncle is going to take you to torment everyone in the entire universe."
"Ah? Is that right?"
"It's not the kind of 'torment' you're thinking of, it's another kind… hmm, a spiritual baptism and entertainment."
Bai Luan tried hard to explain.
"I don't quite understand,"
Stelle answered honestly, but then nodded firmly.
"But Uncle definitely wouldn't harm me!"
After teaching Stelle the moves, Bai Luan quickly produced DJ dance music.
"Can't Afford to Be Hurt," "Free and Easy," "Wild Flower Scent"… After Bai Luan danced with Stelle, he immediately went back to processing and editing.
The highly saturated, bright red and green backgrounds, flashing disco balls, and various meaningless but dazzling light effects… The main theme was a visual storm of "so tacky it's trendy."
When editing normal life videos, he procrastinated, but when editing these lively, entertaining videos, he was full of energy!
Then Bai Luan showed Stelle the finished product first.
Stelle only took one look and completely lost it, laughing so hard she bent over backward.
She felt that Uncle was leading her to create a very new and cutting-edge form of art.
She gave the video extremely high praise:
"It's amazing! Uncle! This is simply a work of a Genius!"
Bai Luan and Stelle high-fived.
However, since this style was too "cutting-edge," Bai Luan was still unsure about the public's acceptance in the universe.
So, he found the first "victim" for internal testing—March.
After March 7th watched the video, she fell into a ten-second silence, her face filled with the words "greatly shocked."
Setting aside the hypnotic bright red and purple background and the brainwashing DJ dance music, Bai Luan and Stelle's movements, dance tension, and rhythm timing were actually top-notch.
But when these elements were mixed together in an incredible way, March developed a peculiar symptom:
She clearly felt the visuals were absurd and mentally polluting, yet her eyes couldn't move away, and she even inexplicably wanted to watch it again… Faced with this complex and contradictory feeling, March held it in for a long time, finally struggling to comment:
"You guys… did a pretty… pretty good job?"
"Too cool! I'm going to post it online right now!"
"Hey! Wait!"
March 7th stopped Bai Luan and Stelle.
Bai Luan's finger hovered above the upload button.
March looked at the two eager "artists" in front of her, her expression complex, and asked from the depths of her soul:
"In this universe… is there no one you care about anymore?"
She tried to awaken the two artists by asking a question.
But Stelle and Bai Luan exchanged glances.
At this moment, their eyes simultaneously became incredibly firm and clear.
Must join forces! To everyone in the universe! Do something great!
The two quickly reached a consensus.
Under March's helpless gaze, Bai Luan's finger, resolutely pressed down on—
"Upload."