Chase runs home as fast as he can so he can get on and save Tyler.
Sasha (on phone): "Come on, pick up the phone."
Lizzy picks up the phone.
Lizzy: "What do you want?"
Sasha: "It's a long story, but are you able to get on."
Lizzy: "Wait, why?"
Sasha: "Tyler, the guy we met Monday, was just jumped and kidnapped."
Lizzy: "Oh, shit. Umm."
Sasha: "So, can you get on?"
Lizzy's about to say something when suddenly Sasha hears another voice on the phone.
Riri: "Sorry, but me and Lizzy are in the middle of something."
Lizzy: "Well, nothing weird! It's not like that!"
Sasha: "Wait a minute, you guys are together right now?"
Lizzy and Riri: "Yes."
Tyler's Captivity
Meanwhile, Tyler struggles, trying to break the ropes that tie him down.
Tyler: "Ugh, damn it!"
Tyler looks up and sees someone walking out of the shadows towards him.
Golden Lord: "Well, well, look what we have here."
Tyler: "Wait a minute, I know you."
Golden Lord: "Oh, who doesn't know me?"
Tyler: "Let me go, you psychopath!"
Golden Lord: "Psychopath? Who's a psychopath?"
Tyler: "The one who tied me up, making it so I can't log out!"
(Context: In the MMO (Monster Magic Online), players can only log out by accessing the menu and clicking the log-out button. If a player's hands are tied, they cannot open the menu and will be stuck in the game.)
Golden Lord: "Oh, did I do that? Oopsies."
Tyler: "Psychopa—"
Tyler starts to scream and moan as the Golden Lord slowly puts his hands on his chest.
Golden Lord: "Your boobs are kind of small, but I guess they will do."
The Golden Lord starts to squeeze and play with Tyler's chest, and Tyler screams, his moans growing much louder.
Golden Lord: "Good girl, keep moaning."
Tyler looks up and, while crying, says, "I'm not a girl! I'm a guy, okay? I'm trans!"
Golden Lord: "Oh, of course, you're one of them. I don't care what you say you are. You're a girl! You have one of these."
The Golden Lord starts to move his hands down to Tyler's privates.
Tyler: "Wait! Don't do that..."
The Race to Save Him
Chase gets on and spawns in Tyler's cabin, as they repaired it since the incident.
Chase: "Okay, okay. Now, how do I find Tyler?"
Chase remembers that if people put down a marker on the map, friends of that player can see it.
Chase: "Wait, did Tyler put a marker on the map?"
Chase looks at his map and realizes that, yes, Tyler did put down a marker, showing exactly where he's being held.
Sasha (on phone): "You know what? I don't care what you two are up to; just get on!"
Lizzy: "I would, but my home is almost five miles away."
Sasha: "Yeah, but..."
Lizzy: "And I was planning to stay the night."
Riri: "And I would like that to happen."
Sasha: "Do you guys not care?"
Lizzy and Riri start yelling at Sasha: "It's not that we don't care! It's that we want some time with each other. We've had to deal with so much stuff online. We want to focus on our relationship for a minute!"