Looking at Old Man Tanaka's incomparably confident and arrogant smile, Uchiha Ryo also laughed.
Saying he lacks strategy? Fine, fine, fine, you are old, I won't argue with you..... That is impossible! Uchiha Ryo suddenly picked up the fever medicine and put it in his hand.
"Old Mr. Tanaka, what a surprise attack! But I have a more ingenious proposal."
"Oh? Let's hear it!"
Uchiha Ryo's expression was incomparably serious. "According to that doctor, take two fever pills at seven o'clock. I think rather than launching a surprise attack, it's better to eat a whole box directly, making it.... a grand army pressing on the border!"
Takashi opened his mouth in surprise. This will kill someone, right? But before he could speak, Kazeno-senpai signaled him to be quiet. Uchiha Ryo wouldn't really harm people, he knows what he's doing.
"Wonderful! Wonderful!"
Hearing this, Old Man Tanaka looked at Uchiha Ryo with eyes full of appreciation for his wisdom.
"Quick! Bring the medicine, I'll give him a grand army pressing on the border right now!"
Uchiha Ryo naturally didn't give him the medicine, but took out a small packet of gummy candy from his pocket.
"Old Mr. Tanaka, don't rush! Before taking medicine, why not eat some candy, first use a trick of substituting the fake for the real! Show weakness to the enemy!"
"Not bad!"
Old Man Tanaka took the gummy candy and started eating, while Uchiha Ryo whispered again.
"Wonder how is Old Mr. Tanaka's alcohol tolerance?"
"Heh? Alcohol tolerance! What difference is there with plain water!"
Uchiha Ryo said in surprise. "This is really great. How about I pay, and Old Mr. Tanaka orders a few bottles of liquor with your phone! Then give the viruses a drowning of the seven armies! Get them dead drunk!"
Old Man Tanaka clapped his hands in delight, calling Uchiha Ryo a medical immortal descended to earth, and every plan he thought of hit the virus's vital points!
"Only.... Old Mr. Tanaka, I have one more favor to ask."
"Hahaha, young friend Uchiha, just say it! You help me so much, if I, Tanaka, can do it, I will definitely help you!"
Uchiha Ryo said seriously. "Takashi and I have to leave later. When the time comes, for these strategies I mentioned, you directly tell the doctor and family that you thought of them yourself!"
"This.... I, Tanaka, am not that kind of person! A genius like you shouldn't hide behind the scenes!"
"No no no, I have always been low-key. You just say it's the method you came up with yourself! Never say we proposed it!"
Old Man Tanaka took a deep breath. "Alright then, there are too few people like you who do good deeds without seeking fame and profit.... How good it would be if there were more people like you in the world."
Uchiha Ryo stood up, beckoned Takashi to leave, then exchanged a glance with Kazeno-senpai and silently raised his phone.
Kazeno chuckled, indicating he understood, contact by phone later.
"Chitanda, Takashi and I are here to help too. Finish early and go eat early. Only ate two steamed buns just now, I'm a bit hungry."
Chitanda, following behind Irisu Fuyumi, hummed in agreement, then saw Irisu Fuyumi look at the two and say. "Heard you don't need me to treat you to dinner? I feel embarrassed asking you to help."
Uchiha Ryo waved his hand. "It's fine, then just give this nurse uniform Chitanda is wearing to her."
"That's no problem... Then let's go. With the two of you helping, the work should be finished in half an hour."
Thus, Chitanda's part-time job tour ended quickly. Following Uchiha Ryo out of the hospital, Takashi finally spoke.
"Um, is it really okay to do this? In case Grandpa Tanaka takes it seriously....."
"Who told him to say I lack strategy. Relax, anyway, the doctor will take care of it."
Not long after, Kazeno called from the ward—
Tanaka's family finally arrived at the hospital. Just as they regretted not being able to thank the kind person who sent the old man to the hospital, they saw Old Man Tanaka drinking small liquor while eating jelly beans as a side dish.
Tanaka's family called the doctor in horror, and then saw Old Man Tanaka start his high talk.
Saying he invented a method extremely effective against viruses! As the saying goes, medicine is the way of deception, so he was substituting the fake for the real, drowning the seven armies, and waiting for a night surprise attack later. A grand army pressing on the border!
Then.... The old man could have been discharged after one day, but ended up staying for three more days. Moreover, high blood pressure and high blood sugar were detected, so he has to quit sugar and alcohol in the future.
Regarding this, Uchiha Ryo expressed that he is a gentle and kind Uchiha. If someone scolds him, he never holds a grudge or settles accounts later. After all, generally, revenge is taken on the spot.
As the sky grew dark, inside a private room of a high-end restaurant, Uchiha Ryo and Chitanda Eru enjoyed a sumptuous dinner, and afterwards went to the panda-themed park to bring a gift for Yukinoshita.
It was already past nine in the evening when they returned home, but since Chitanda had been staying at Yukino's house for the past two weeks, the two were not worried about playing too late.
But surprisingly, Yukino and Hana hadn't slept yet so late, which was a bit unexpected.
"What's the matter with you guys? Tomorrow is Monday, right."
Tsurumi Rumi had gone back to her room to rest early, but Shirosaki Hana was actually.... actually studying! Uchiha Ryo was really gratified!
"Hana, what are you writing? School homework?"
Shirosaki Hana raised her head. "I'm writing recipes, Sister Yukino taught me. After all, my hands-on ability is not strong, so I have to record all the details, and then I can make snacks for myself!"
Don't underestimate the perseverance of a foodie!
Yukinoshita glanced at Uchiha. "What about Monday? I just want to sleep later."
Chitanda Eru thought for a moment, then said seriously. "I guess Yukino must be because she lost the rock-paper-scissors. Because Hayasaka-san was first, I was second, and it will be Yukino's turn next weekend."
"Don't talk nonsense! I'm not because of such boring things!"
So that's it. Uchiha Ryo chuckled. "Actually, I have deep research on medical skills. Yukino, you must be sick. Come, let's go to the bedroom and treat you properly!"
"You are the one sick, I'm very fine!"
"All patients will stubbornly say they are not sick. I am a professional medical enthusiast, so.... Chitanda, give me the nurse uniform in the bag. I think Yukinoshita can also be competent in this outfit."
Chitanda obediently took out the nurse uniform from the bag, and then handed it to Uchiha Ryo under Yukino's astonished gaze.
"You.... where exactly did you guys go to play!"
The innocent Shirosaki Hana suddenly raised her head. "Can Ryo-oniichan treat illnesses too? Actually I feel a bit uncomfortable..."
Hana uncomfortable? Uchiha Ryo instantly retracted his joking expression, bent down and touched Shirosaki Hana's forehead.
"Are you okay? Do you want to go to the hospital to have a look? Where is uncomfortable!"
"Mn, here.... stomach uncomfortable."
Uchiha Ryo frowned. "Is it very painful? Do you want to go to the hospital."
Yukinoshita also looked over worriedly. "Hana, why didn't you tell me in advance if you felt bad."
"Not painful, just..... uh, often gurgling, how to solve this!" Hana stared with big eyes and looked at Uchiha Ryo with a half-smile.
Yukinoshita breathed a sigh of relief. "Hana, don't joke casually."
Uchiha Ryo also laughed. "That is really a serious illness. I'll prescribe you a prescription. Take one serving each of spicy chicken wings, burger and fries, and egg tart, take together with cola. Can be temporarily cured!"
Shirosaki Hana swallowed her saliva. "Then! Then I want to take medicine!"
"Wait for tomorrow. Look what time it is now."