Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…
Watching his negative emotion points skyrocket, Ye Wu Di couldn't help but flash an extremely "friendly" grin.
Oh?
So many negative emotions—sweet!
As expected, Sasuke's the best for farming points.
The next moment, in front of everyone, Ye Wu Di used his Body Flicker Technique again.
His body split into three, legs spread wide.
His left hand grabbed his right arm, while his right hand pointed at Sasuke, fingers beckoning provocatively.
"This is the Uchiha? Kinda pathetic! I'll give you one more shot to challenge me."
"Come on, hit me! Come at me!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…
Provoked like that, Sasuke exploded.
He charged forward, his single-tomoe Sharingan flashing crimson.
"In front of the Sharingan, all genjutsu is useless! I don't believe you can keep up that insane speed forever!"
"Victory will be mine! Because I'm not like you—I'm an Uchiha!"
But soon, Sasuke froze, rubbing his eyes in disbelief.
Wait, where's his real body…?
Smack!
Under everyone's gaze, Sasuke was sent flying again.
It was so fast, all they heard was a smack, and Sasuke was already airborne…
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
"You actually came when I told you to? Who gave you that courage?"
Ye Wu Di sighed, shaking his head in mock disappointment.
Humiliated again, Sasuke's eyes blazed with fury.
"You jerk! That was another sneak attack! If you've got guts, fight me head-on!"
"Fine."
As Sasuke clutched his pig-like left cheek, Ye Wu Di nodded slightly.
"You promised, no more sneak—"
Smack!
Sasuke went flying again.
"What'd you say? Didn't catch that. Here, I'll give you another chance to rephrase."
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
"You—you snuck up on me again!"
Now, Sasuke's right cheek was swollen too, his face fully transformed into a pig's head.
"I agreed, so of course I kept going."
"By the way, you look way better now than with that poker face. Both sides are nice and even."
Sasuke, using a nearby puddle to check his reflection, froze in shock.
He pinched his cheeks, hoping to wake from this "dream."
Hiss! It hurts!
Sucking in a sharp breath, he spun to glare at Ye Wu Di.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
"Aaah! You jerk—"
Whoosh!
As Sasuke geared up to fight back, Ye Wu Di zipped to his side.
And delivered another slap.
Smack!
Sasuke's head spun, vision blurring, barely holding on.
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
Looking at Sasuke's dazed state, Ye Wu Di had no intention of continuing.
After all, a half-conscious Sasuke was perfect for farming more negative emotions!
Turning, he scanned the crowd with a helpless shrug and sighed.
"Is this kid always this brave? Doesn't he know I'm unbeatable in a straight fight?"
"That's a straight fight? That's a sneak attack! You've got no honor!"
"I'm an Uchiha! How dare you treat me like this!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
Pfft!
In front of everyone, Sasuke coughed up blood and passed out, collapsing flat on the ground.
Seeing this, Ye Wu Di shook his head, exasperated.
"Uchiha's so great? I'm a Ye family man—bad to the bone, taking on the heavens, the earth, and the air! Honestly, so ridiculous."
"Oh, and Second Pillar, your mom's calling you for dinner. Don't sleep too long."
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from the Hyuga clan guards!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Student XXX!
The Ye family? What's that?
Something he made up, right?
And telling Sasuke to go home to his mom for dinner…
Where's he supposed to go? The afterlife?
Nobody took Ye Wu Di's "Ye family" claim seriously, assuming he was just showing off again.
As Iruka and the others shook their heads helplessly, Ye Wu Di dismissed his clones and snuggled with Hinata.
Shortly after, Sasuke, having rested, finally woke up.
But when he opened his eyes and saw Sakura's forehead, he blurted out three words.
"Billboard-Brow?"
Thud!
Hearing that, Sakura reflexively threw a heavy punch to his face.
Pfft!
Sasuke, barely conscious, passed out again, foaming at the mouth…
"Oh no! Sasuke-kun! Wake up, don't scare me!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sasuke!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 999 points of negative emotions from Sakura!
Watching Sakura cradle Sasuke and wail, Ye Wu Di scooped up the fainted Hinata, looking for a cozy spot to cuddle.
Passing the crowd, he sneakily kissed Hinata's forehead, then grumbled loudly.
"Ugh! Today's combat theory training was exhausting. I need to cuddle my Hinata and take a nap."
Hearing this, Iruka, Kakashi, and the others, who'd watched the entire fight from the rooftop, were covered in black lines.
Exhausted?
We saw you crush Sasuke from start to finish!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 66 points of negative emotions from Iruka!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Kakashi!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Student XXX!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning…