"Sigh, why'd Kakashi-sensei bolt so fast?"
Ye Wu Di eyed cash stack—sighed.
"Was gonna chat slow with him."
"Chat? More chat… my book's gone, my book's gone…"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 6 points of negative emotions from Naruto Uzumaki!
Naruto—snapped awake, Some Island Teacher's Collection missing.
Slumped ground, stick scribbling circles—pouty.
His Harem Jutsu material!
Sure, contents etched in DNA.
But brain recall vs. eye impact? No contest!
"…"
Ye Wu Di chuckled—shook head, smacked Naruto's forehead.
"Kid—worried what? Master Harem Jutsu—I'll hook you with advanced books!"
"You're too weak—can't handle that book yet!"
"How's that? I'm solid, right?"
Some Island Teacher's Collection? Pfft.
His hidden 108 Styles of Male-Female Teamwork, No-Fatigue Work—true mind-blowing god-book, shatters Kakashi/Naruto's worldview!
"Really?!"
Naruto—droopy—heard Ye Wu Di.
Leapt excited—gloom poof gone!
But mid-hug—Ye Wu Di spun—Naruto faceplanted mud!
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 9 points of negative emotions from Naruto Uzumaki!
"Chill, kid—train hard, good books won't skip you."
"Got it, boss!"
Post-Naruto pep—Ye Wu Di prepped for academy.
Hinata timidly spoke:
"Brother Wu Di~ What's that book? Can I see?"
"Uh…"
You peek?
You'd faint—months out!
108 Styles' content—nerve-shocking. Hinata can't handle!
She should stick to Seize the Moment first.
Ye Wu Di thought—but spoke soft:
Cough. "Hinata, you wanna see? No prob."
"But mastered Seize the Moment yet? We'll test one-on-one—night, or… grove stroll."
Mid-sentence—Hinata's cash wad flashed his eyes.
Damn—Hyuga princess, loaded loli!
Hinata—zero dislike, blushed thrilled:
"Then… do as Brother Wu Di says~"
"Oh…"
"Brother Wu Di~ If you like, my cash, allowance, secret savings—all yours!"
Hinata's peachy flush—juicy glow.
Ye Wu Di doting smile, rubbed head, soft:
"Good Hinata—no need to split us."
"Brother Wu Di~ What's your hand doing?"
"Hinata—holding all that cash? Might tire you. I'll carry."
Ye Wu Di serious excuse.
"Mm, thanks Brother Wu Di!"
Hinata nodded—bliss, heart bubbly.
Hehe~ Finally helping Brother Wu Di!
He loves cash—I got tons to burn.
Mmm… made for each other.
Made for each other~ So nice~
Hinata's head steamed—stumbled, wobbly.
"Hinata?"
"Brother Wu Di~ So many you~"
"This girl…"
Ye Wu Di chuckled—shook head, scooped her, Flickered to academy.
Whoosh!
Ye Wu Di vanished—moment later…
Naruto twitched—something off.
"Eh? Where'd they…"
"Boss! Wait—I ain't on the ride!"
Ding! Congratulations, Host, for earning 666 points of negative emotions from Naruto Uzumaki!
…
Tap tap tap.
Naruto left—Kakashi zipped back from tree cover.
Eyed trio's exit—nodded:
"Hit academy road—should be safe."
Glanced aside—Root ninja, squatting forever!
"Those guys—ghostly stalkers…"
Kakashi's mission: probe Wu Di + protect.
Root's eyeing the kid!
"Was just gonna fish, read Icha Icha…"
"But for Island Teacher's Collection—I'll kinda protect you."
"Not for the sequel!"
But—post-school stuff.
Now? Appreciate god-book!
Mangekyo Sharingan!
Kakashi popped eye cover—pupil crimson.
Face glued to book—savoring.
Blood raced!
"This? That? Awesome! Wow!"
"Literal illustrated Icha Icha! Shisui—you hid this gem!"
"Too good! Tch tch tch…"
Splat!
Moment—Kakashi's nose heated—blasted by book's big, white knowledge!
"Eh? Nosebleed? Whatever—not fatal. Next page."
"Read, read—no one stops my study…"
Splat!
Splatter!
Kakashi dived into Island Teacher's Collection.
Nearby—Danzo's Root ninjas, sent to snatch Ye Wu Di.
Faces awed.
"Worth his fame—Konoha's Copy Ninja, so strong yet studies non-stop."
"Yeah—bleeding, don't care. Role model…"
"Look—bleeding again. Spraying now."
"…"