Danzo Shimura's series of god-level blunders stunned the entire ninja world!
In one round of questions and answers, he got all three wrong!
He lost three Sharingan! This guy is ridiculously rich!
Who's richer—Konoha or Danzo?
If it's Danzo…
Everyone present suddenly realized why Uchiha Sasuke had gone after Danzo first!
The truth was clear now—the fall of the Uchiha clan… was tied directly to him!
This made Danzo Shimura feel guilty, and he bolted from the battlefield as fast as possible.
The fog has been peeled away! Danzo, you're really something!
[Fourth Raikage: So, Danzo, how many Sharingan do you still have left?]
[Shimura Danzo: ...Shut up!]
[Rasa: Good grief… don't tell me your other eye is also a Sharingan?]
[Mei Terumi: ! Hiss! Terrifying… this Danzo really has monstrous abilities!]
For a moment, the whole ninja world was in an uproar—except for Itachi.
Isn't Konoha just too dark?
All the other villages strive to grow stronger and more united, while Konoha… killed White Fang, killed Shisui, and wiped out the Uchiha clan.
[Senju Tobirama: So? Danzo, can you cough up 1 billion gold coins?]
[Shimura Danzo: Ah, I… I'm sorry, teacher…]
The system's second quick-answer session arrived. But this time, Danzo… chose silence!
[Ding! Please start answering!]
[Uchiha Madara: Think carefully before you grab the buzzer. I don't want another buff! Got it?]
[Senju Hashirama: Hmm? Madara, what's a buff?]
[Uchiha Madara: So… huh? Forget it. You wouldn't get it even if I explained, so just answer properly!]
[Senju Tobirama: It's basically a status effect, like your Sage Mode, or that curse mark the Uchiha brat used, or… kidney deficiency, bleeding, dizziness!]
[Senju Hashirama: Ohhh! I get it now! Come here, little brother, stick your head over and I'll give you a buff~]
[Senju Tobirama: ???]
[Uchiha Madara: I told him not to explain, but he just couldn't resist…]
[Senju Tobirama: You really do understand my brother…]
[Senju Hashirama: Ahem. Okay, okay, little brother, I won't bully you anymore. I was just teasing.]
Tobirama was stunned. Huh? Why is my brother suddenly acting normal again?
[Senju Hashirama: Madara, please put your head over here for a moment. I promise I won't…]
[Uchiha Madara: Get the fuck away from me!!! Uzumaki Mito, keep your Husband under control!]
[Uzumaki Mito: ?? Control you? Do you even have common sense?]
[Senju Tobirama: Brother, the question hasn't even been answered yet. Maybe stop making trouble first?]
[Senju Hashirama:!? Why didn't you say so earlier!]
[Ding! Senju Hashirama successfully answered the first question! Please begin answering!]
[The entire ninja world: HOLY SHIT!!!]
[Senju Tobirama: Brother! Don't choose randomly!]
At that moment, Tobirama hugged Hashirama tightly, sweating hard—even though his soul body shouldn't sweat.
[Senju Hashirama:??? Ha, what's there to be afraid of? We already died once, we even tried gender change, so what else is there left?]
[Ohnoki: Uh… hearing that, Hashirama-san makes sense. I mean, I even mentioned the little windmill once…]
[Senju Hashirama: ??? A little windmill? What's that?]
Before Jiraiya entered the live broadcast, Ohnoki had already shouted "little windmill." The Hokage and the system were left baffled by the bizarre scene.
Realizing he slipped, Ohnoki immediately shut his mouth and disappeared.
[Fourth Raikage: Yeah! I even imitated an old man's loli voice, so I'm not afraid of anything! Hahahahaha!]
[Mei Terumi: This system has such bad taste~ But… I like it~]
[Senju Tobirama: Let's focus on the answer. Do you really want another weird buff?]
[Senju Hashirama: Yeah! It was fun. I mean, I'm so strong that even Susanoo couldn't hold me down for long… this is the first time I've had this kind of joy!]
[Uchiha Madara: See? Is that even human speech? If not for his freakish body, I could've killed him ten times over. Do you believe me?]
[Fourth Raikage: Hmm… I believe it!]
[Rasa: Tsk, if you can't beat him, just admit it. What excuses are you making?]
[Orochimaru: Rasa's death location (xxx, xxx). Madara-sama, hurry—you might catch a fleeing soul~]
[Rasa: What the hell, Orochimaru! Sneak attacks again? You can't even handle this small fry straight on… You coward! Bah!]
[Uchiha Madara: Hey Izuna, let's go. Time to have some fun today!
[Orochimaru: Your death by my hands is fact. Any explanation is just a cover-up.]
[Rasa: Excuse me, I'm out. See you all some other day! Hopefully…]
[Karura: Run if you want, but why drag me into this?!]
[Gaara: Beast! Let my mother go!]
[Rasa: She's my wife! How am I a beast?!]
[Senju Hashirama: You guys are too slow! I choose D!]
[Senju Tobirama: …You… I… hurt…]
[Uchiha Madara: ??? Someone please keep Hashirama in check!]
[Uzumaki Mito: ! Blaming me again? My sealing can't even restrain one of his hands—look at both! He slaps the ground once, and a thousand hands sprout! Show me how to deal with that!]
[Uchiha Madara: …Fine. I forgive you. You've suffered enough already.]
[Senju Tobirama: ! You two…]
[Senju Hashirama: ? Madara! What do you mean "you and my wife"?!]
[Uzumaki Mito: …...]
[Uchiha Madara: …...]
[Ding! Senju Hashirama's answer: D!]
The whole ninja world waited breathlessly for the system's announcement.
[Ding! Senju Hashirama answered incorrectly! Chakra reduced by 0.1%]
[Senju Hashirama: Eh? Doesn't feel like anything changed… I was hoping for a buff…]
[Shimura Danzo: !! Why?! Why does my Sharingan disappear when I'm wrong, but he only loses a tiny bit of chakra?!]
[Ding! You fool! Even if I drain every drop of Wood Release chakra from his body, it still won't match 0.1% of his full strength! Keep talking nonsense and I'll scatter your ashes! Got it?]
[Ding! Now selecting a punishment from the entire ninja world!]
[Senju Hashirama: Yay! A new buff!]
[Uchiha Madara: I swear, I'm your sister!]
[Senju Hashirama: ?? Wait, I have a younger sister?]