"...This is a marriage seeking agency."
"I know."
Lin could only respond with silence to Elysia self-assured answer.
"Look, don't I perfectly meet the requirements on the sign?" Elysia smile was as brilliant as the midday sun.
"But you have long pink hair, Elysia."
"Who is Elysia? I am not Elysia." Elysia feigned confusion and looked around as if trying to find "Elysia." She then smiled slyly, "I am... Miss Fairy, not the Elysia you mentioned. But judging by the name, she must be a beautiful and charming girl."
By now, no matter how slow Lin was, he could tell that Vil-V and Elysia had teamed up to play a trick on him.
However, Lin also had his own plan.
"Prometheus."
The two Prometheuses turned their heads to look at him simultaneously. Lin corrected himself: "Unit 1."
Prometheus Unit 1 stopped its busy movements and looked at Lin expressionlessly.
"Go and change the marriage requirements..."
"Eh! Wait a minute, how can you change the requirements midway?" Elysia, of course, wouldn't miss the chance to prank Lin. "Mr. Lin, as the saying goes, 'what exists is reasonable.' Our encounter must also be an arrangement of fate, right?"
"Oh, the arrangement is finished now," Lin stared coldly at her.
He didn't know what Elysia was really up to, but even if he didn't know, Lin wasn't willing to joke around with Elysia about this kind of matter.
"Lin, I'm done changing it."
While Lin and Elysia were at an impasse, Prometheus Unit 1 had acted swiftly and changed the requirements. This speed made even Vil-V look sideways, and Lin was slightly surprised.
Prometheus Unit 1 was surprisingly obedient today?
"Slap."
The mechanical girl sat down next to Elysia with a placid expression.
"...Unit 1, that seat is for the woman."
"I know."
Prometheus Unit 1's voice, which had never changed since birth, calmly stated: "I, identify as female, do not have long pink hair."
It seemed she really did meet the requirements...
"Incorrect. My marriage requires mating and reproduction," Lin immediately countered.
"Little Unit 1, you're only five years old," Elysia also objected.
Vil-V eyes sparkled as she watched the scene: "A sibling romance?"
"I have the sexual X system installed, and progeny can be resolved through cloning technology. Age does not apply to me. My age stage is approximately between 18 and 25 years old for a human, reaching the marriageable age." Prometheus Unit 1 smoothly slicked her gray curly hair back and calmly handled the two of them.
"..."
After Lin closed his mouth and glanced around for a moment, he suddenly said, "Do you two... really want to try?"
Compared to Prometheus's calmness, which either meant she was truly emotionless or simply couldn't react to the situation, Elysia playful eyes subconsciously flickered away when she heard Lin serious question.
"The reason I want to get married is to resolve some of my confusion through marriage. This process involves normal marriage, mating, and reproduction... I will adhere to general marital concepts and take on the responsibilities of a husband, and I also hope the wife can take on the corresponding responsibilities."
Seeing Lin become even more serious, Elysia eyes completely revealed her panic.
This, naturally, did not escape Lin attention.
"So, in order to prove that you share the same attitude as me, I need you to do one thing."
Seemingly sensing that Lin was targeting her, Elysia forced a composed smile: "What thing?"
"Kissing."
Elysia nearly jumped out of her chair.
The last time, she had managed to muddle through out of impulse, and Lin was also in a state of confusion at the time. It was a bluff for both her and Lin, but even then, she only dared to... only dared to...
No, seriously? Is Lin actually not joking?
She quietly looked at Vil-V, but upon noticing her questioning gaze, Vil-V smiled faintly and remained completely still.
She was tricked by Vil-V!
"I hope the kiss can be a French wet kiss, and I also have certain fetishes regarding the opposite sex."
No one knew how Lin could say such utterly shameful words in his voice, which was as flat as the lines on a heart monitor stuck into a corpse.
"I like a woman's armpit."
"Wuu—"
A blush instantly covered Elysia pretty face. Feeling Lin intense gaze, she covered both her armpits, looking at him with watery eyes.
Lin, however, was unmoved by such a look. He slowly extended his hands and made a... stroking movements.
"Smelling it is certainly nice. The sweat mixed with hormones has a faintly fragrant yet foul odor. The moment I smell it, I become extremely aroused, and naturally, I want to properly lick it with my tongue. That physiological reflex that causes the other person's body to twitch from the tickle makes me even more excited."
Elysia brain was already muddled. She couldn't clearly hear what Lin was saying, only feeling the temperature in her body rising, about to melt her.
Even Lin tone, which was normally as cold as an ice block, seemed to become full of emotion, vividly describing how he...
Elysia, who automatically substituted herself into the woman's role, had wisps of smoke rising from her head...
Lin secretly sighed in relief when he saw Elysia brain crash. This should make her retreat.
However, what he didn't expect was that the very next moment after this thought surfaced, the pink-haired girl forced a sentence out of her throat with all her might: "I... I understand! Anyway... we're going to be husband and wife, right!"
"I also have a thing for legs..."
"Anything is fine! Isn't accepting each other what being married is all about!"
"..."
Lin gazed into Elysia frantically dodging blue eyes. The pink hue deep within her eyes, the same color as her hair, seemed to be her last bit of shame at this moment.
Lin truly didn't understand Elysia thoughts anymore.
"Elysia, didn't you say before that this shouldn't be happening right now?"
"..."
Lin words instantly calmed the blushing pink-haired girl.
"But... Lin... I don't want to lie to you... If you want to do that now, and especially with someone else... even I would get nervous..." Her hair covered her cheeks, preventing others from seeing her expression.
"...So, do you agree?"
"I..."
"Wait a moment."
At this point, Prometheus Unit 1 raised her hand, stopping Elysia from continuing. Her mechanical voice broadcasted: "Miss Elysia, you just admitted that you are Elysia, so you no longer meet the requirements."
"...Eh?" It took a long time for Elysia to squeeze out that exclamation.
"Lin, I can absolutely do everything you mentioned..."
"Unit 1, you don't have a system to secrete hormones, and you also don't meet the requirements I mentioned," Lin tapped the tabletop with his finger and said indifferently.
"...Eh?"