"You guys... are really doing this?"
Kosma followed hesitantly behind the two, feeling terrified as he watched them look so high-spirited.
"It's not like there aren't other methods." Lin expressionlessly smoothed the wrinkles in his clothes, a cold light in his eyes. "Either we snip them all so they can 'grind mirrors' (TL: lesbian), or we block them all with cement so they can 'fence' (TL: gay). Out of humanitarian consideration, I plan to snip them, so I don't have to sleep with my back against the wall at night."
"What kind of 'humanitarian' is that?"
"My personal safety and moral protection standards."
"...You're a bit too extreme."
As the saying goes, the efficiency of a scumbag is many times that of an ordinary person because they know better than anyone how to use despicable methods to get what they want. When two top-tier scumbags full of bad ideas move together, the resulting initiative is earth-shaking.
They made their way to Dystopia school. After prior investigation, they knew which class the person was in and headed straight for the destination.
"Which one?"
Lin stood by the window, peeking into the classroom at the males. He was curious which death-seeking fellow had dared to have designs on Kalpas.
"I don't know him either. I just know his name is Immer," Kosma shrugged.
"Then let's wait for class to end."
Lin, Kevin, and Kosma waited until the bell rang. Once the teacher left, Lin immediately stopped a female student.
"Hello, student. I'm looking for Immer. Could you help me call him?" His smile was flawless. The girl he stopped blushed slightly—exactly as he anticipated.
After all, the three of them were indeed very handsome. Lin had absolute confidence in their "hardware."
While the girl went into the classroom to call Immer, Lin turned back with a hint of pride to discuss the final plan with Kevin...
"Um... hello, may I ask your name?"
"..."
Lin stared coldly at Kevin, who had somehow sidled up to a black-haired girl with glasses leaning against the railing. That cheerful smile, that gentle aura, that polite speech—if Lin didn't know him well enough to share a pair of pants, he might have been fooled like the girl.
What is this guy doing?
"My name is MEI..." the girl replied bashfully, her hands fiddling with her fingers behind her back. She seemed unused to being talked to.
"Please go out with me with the intention of marriage."
Kevin next sentence froze both Kosma and Lin.
"Are you kidding me?" Lin narrowed his eyes at his normally wicked friend, who was now showing a bright smile that didn't seem out of place at all. "Is he crazy..."
Just as Lin was about to walk over and tell Kevin to stop playing around, he was blocked by Kosma.
"Wait, Lin. Are you going to disturb them?" Kosma looked at Lin seriously.
"Of course! You don't actually believe Kevin is planning to have a serious romance, do you?" Lin curled his lip disdainfully. He knew exactly how Kevin was. They were the kind of people who would use a needle to prick the condoms in a delinquent's wallet. Believing Kevin wanted a sincere relationship was as likely as believing someone had a secret crush on him.
Moreover, it was the first time Kevin and MEI had met...
"What if it's love at first sight? That wouldn't be right."
"Huh?" Lin gave Kosma a "you're an idiot" look. "Kevin falling for that plain girl at first sight? I..."
Before he could finish, the main subject of the event walked out of the classroom, frowning as he came up behind Lin: "Who are you? Looking for me?"
Lin had to temporarily set aside Kevin matter. He turned to examine this guy who was planning to "warm up Kalpas rectum."
However, he was unexpectedly... ordinary.
In Lin imagination, Immer would either be a sissy who saw the domineering Kalpas and awakened his inner female, or a hunk even tougher than Kalpas who wanted to pin him down and make him a slave.
In reality, Immer wasn't a sissy with a pinched voice, nor was he 1.9 meters tall with muscles busting his shirt. He was just an ordinary high school boy you could find anywhere.
Even the confused expression upon finding he didn't know the people looking for him was very ordinary.
"Are you Immer?" Lin suppressed his confusion and asked.
"Yeah. What is it? We don't know each other, do we?"
"I..."
"Um... could I please ask for your contact information?"
Suddenly, the girl Lin had stopped earlier shyly approached. Lin heart skipped a beat, but he quickly suppressed it.
He glanced at Immer and the still-flirting Kevin not far away.
The plan was to "Honey Trap" Immer and then dump him to show him the treachery of males. Now that Kevin had exposed his heterosexuality, he was useless. Lin had to display enough allure.
So, first of all...
Lin said righteously to the pure and cute girl, shaking his head: "Sorry, I don't like girls."
"..."
"..."
The girl's expression solidified instantly. Lin ignored her and looked at Immer. He believed that after saying this, he would be seen as "one of them," and Immer's initial interest in him should be...
Horror and disgust.
Lin was stunned.
Immer displayed a look of utter loathing that was beyond imagination. After quickly backing up two steps, he turned and went straight back into the classroom.
Under Lin behavior—akin to shouting "I'm a freak" on the street—everyone else, male or female, walked around him.
"Kosma." Lin scratched the back of his head and turned around. "Your intel isn't—"
"..."
Fear.
There was absolute terror on Kosma face.
"Kosma, why are you here?" Just then, Dystopia walked out of the classroom, smiling as she took Kosma hand. she didn't see Lin.
"Ko—"
"Dystopia, I-I have something to tell you. Let's go."
Then, Kosma pulled Dystopia away at high speed, as if terrified that Lin might suddenly attack him.
Lin reached out a hand: "Eh, wait..."
Meanwhile, Kevin was nowhere to be seen, having vanished with the glasses girl named MEI.
Leaving Lin alone, subject to bizarre stares, as the cold wind whistled.
"..."
He crashed.
What happened?
Why did Kevin and Kosma suddenly go off on dates with girls while he just made a declaration sufficient for social death?