Usopp said, "These guys' stances are too unstable, especially Sandy. As soon as someone praises him for being handsome, he goes back to sleep."
Zoro nodded, "There are only two of us left. What an unstable bunch, tsk..."
At this moment, Nami leaned against the door with her arms crossed, one foot on the railing, and said sideways.
"Seriously, we were completely played by her, how useless. That woman has been the vice-president of a criminal organization until now. How can someone like that become our companion?"
"Clap clap clap..." Usopp applauded from the side.
"Oh?" Zoro agreed.
Ignoring Usopp and Zoro, Nami turned to Robin and warned, "Even if you can fool those idiots, I won't be fooled. If you dare to mess around, I'll kick you off the ship."
Robin replied, "Okay, I'll keep that in mind. Speaking of which, I brought some of Crocodile's gems with me..."
Nami's expression instantly changed, and she ran behind Robin, her eyes full of money.
She put her hands together next to her face and said flatteringly, "I love you, big sister."
Seeing this, Usopp and Zoro's faces darkened. "Hey, hey, hey..."
At this moment, Sanji had already finished making the drinks and spun out directly from the kitchen. "Ah, love, wandering love, I am just that charred body,
a piece of driftwood lying with the waves, struck by your beauty named lightning and fallen into the rapid current, I am a piece of driftwood! Sister Robin, please have some tea."
Robin chuckled softly, "Thank you, Sanji."
Then Sanji twisted his body on the side and muttered, "Love, love..."
Usopp said contemptuously, "This Sanji guy, I knew this would happen."
Zoro nodded, "There are only two of us left, we must hold the last fort!"
Usopp echoed, "Don't worry, Zo..."
Before he finished speaking, Luffy said from somewhere, "Hey, Usopp."
Usopp turned around with a gloomy face and asked, "What do you want!!"
With the help of Robin's Flower-Flower Devil Fruit ability, Luffy simulated two antlers on his head and imitated Chopper, saying, "Chopper..."
Usopp was instantly attracted, and then he started messing around with Chopper and Luffy.
Zoro felt abandoned by the world! Just now he was so confident, and in the blink of an eye, they ran off to play.
However, in the end, under one of Robin's gazes, Zoro also fell into the fun!
......
Sandy, who was sleeping on the deck, didn't know how long it had been until he was awakened by a floral scent.
It turned out that Robin, tired of reading, had walked over to Sandy to look into the distance.
Robin noticed Sandy looking at her and couldn't help but greet him, "You're awake?"
Sandy stretched lazily and replied, "I didn't expect your Devil Fruit ability to have the function of purifying the air, it's truly refreshing!"
Purifying the air?
It was the first time someone had said that about her ability, and Robin couldn't help but smile. "Do you know the meaning of the D. clan?"
"The D. clan?" Sandy shook his head like a rattle. "I don't know about these things. Speaking of which, are you used to just joining this pirate ship?"
Robin turned to look at Sandy and shook her head.
Sandy smiled, "It's normal to be in a new environment. Just be casual. With your ability, you should adapt quickly. Look over there—they're just a bunch of kids, still rolling around on the deck at their age..."
At this moment, Sanji walked over and said, "You're not much better."
As soon as he finished speaking, Sanji started spinning around. "Miss Robin, it's time to eat."
In the Merry Go restaurant:
"Eat, eat, eat..." Luffy kept shouting while holding his utensils.
Usopp: "Sanji, I want a meat bun."
Chopper: "I want potato pancakes."
Zoro: "And a bottle of sake, please."
Sandy: "Sanji, I want noodles, remember to add all sorts of ingredients. If it's not delicious, watch out, I'll beat you."
Sanji turned around in anger. "You bastards, quiet down! The food will be here soon."
"Hehehe." Robin covered her mouth and chuckled softly, "It's really lively."
Nami said diligently, "Sister Robin, what do you want to eat? I'll get it for you."
Usopp and Zoro: "Hey, hey, you definitely took her treasure, right?"
Sandy took out his ertou again, "Come, come, everyone gets a share."
Nami said, "Are we drinking now? Someone has to watch the ship later..."
Sandy smiled, "Just dock somewhere. What's the most important thing about being a pirate?"
Luffy: "Becoming the Pirate King!"
Zoro: "World's Greatest Swordsman."
Usopp: "A brave sea warrior."
Sandy quickly stopped them. "Stop! Don't talk about things so far away. The most important thing is to be free-spirited and happy in the moment. Now, we have a new companion, and a beautiful one at that. Shouldn't we celebrate?"
Usopp asked doubtfully, "If we all get drunk, what if no one is watching the ship and we deviate from course or an enemy attacks?"
Sandy stepped on a chair. "I'll watch the ship later and just drop anchor. Anyway, it's getting dark soon. Come on, cheers, welcome Robin to be our companion..."
Everyone raised their glasses and smiled, "Welcome our new companion!"
At this moment, Zoro looked at Sandy with a different kind of gaze again.
Sandy was furious, "Don't compare yourself to me. How many bottles of sake is this? And..."
Sandy directly grabbed Zoro's neck and lectured, "Can't you stop being so aloof? Quickly tell Sister Robin, 'Hello, Sister Robin!'"
Zoro said anxiously, "I won't say it, you say it yourself. You must be taking revenge on me because you lost to me last time, right?"
Sandy was furious, "What did you say!"
Zoro provoked, "Want to compare again?"
Luffy's eyes lit up, "Count me in."
"Duang..." ×3
Nami said speechlessly, "Seriously, all of you, aren't you eating?"
After dinner, it was already dark. Sandy sat on the small trough made of wood on the main mast, where the night watch was kept.
Ahem, what's there to see? It's pitch black. Who would come here to plunder?
So, on a starless night, Sandy began to secretly doze off.
Who would have thought that Nami would sneak up, and then the two of them would act out a scene of epic romance from the Titanic!
Sandy said, "Nami, spread your hands flat, tilt your head back, close your eyes, and feel the taste of the sea breeze!"
Nami asked doubtfully, "What do you want to do?"
Sandy explained, "In my hometown, a pair of lovers on a giant ship did this. I want to experience it."
Nami refused, "Don't even think about it. Robin is in the room. If I'm out too long, she'll find out!"
Sandy rolled his eyes. Robin already knew, okay? She was secretly watching using her Flower-Flower Devil Fruit ability, but it didn't matter.
Seeing Nami looking back at him with longing, what else did Sandy need to worry about?
Robin, in Nami's room, was just curious about what Nami was doing running out at this time. She didn't expect it to be this!
Suddenly, Robin's face was covered in blush, her breathing became unstable, her heart rate accelerated, especially the conflicting feeling of wanting to watch but not wanting to, and not watching but not being able to bear it.
In the end, Robin silently continued to watch...
And Nami didn't know that someone was actually observing her.
Sandy originally thought that after Robin discovered them, she would withdraw her ability, but who would have thought that she would become addicted to watching?
Since she liked to watch, then let her watch to her heart's content...
…
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