[Love3000: Hey Jarvis, did I take too much cocaine!?]
[Cutepire: Aaaahhh! Is it one of those multiversal chat groups that only exists in comics and light novels!?]
[PapaSmurf: What on Terra is this!? Have I lost my mind, trapped in Tzeentch's foul maze!?]
[GoGoPlayboy: Nyohohoho! Well fine and dandy, look at what we've got here!]
[GalaxyCoon: Uh, hello? Is this one of mommy Kafka's new power?]
[DragonMomma: Hoh... Is this one of his Majesty's newer magic spells...?]
[LovelessNeko: What new Maken is this!?]
[DrKiller: Hmm, it seems that the Guild is not responsible for this mischief]
[GachaChaos: Damn it, Mash! We've got another Singularity forming! This time in our minds!]
Seeing the chaos erupting in the chat, Shinji couldn't help but wonder if it was one of Wondertainments' new infernal creations. Those damn things always caused chaos, and trusting the Factory is what caused this whole shitshow to escape into the multiverse!
[Overseer13: Haah... Look everyone, I'm sure everyone's panicking, but be calm, otherwise this'll devolve into the outrageous–]
[GoGoPlayboy: Oh yeah, and who're you to say this, the leader?]
[Ding! The chat has designated the 'Bearded Arsehole' Overseer13 as the new leader of the chat. Have fun...]
[Overseer13: Oi, watch it. Do it one more time, and you'll see why they fear me in 1000 dimensions!]
[Ding, sorry! 'Hammer of Judgement' Overseer13 is the new leader of the chat. Please hold his thighs tightly!]
Ignoring the hubbub going in the chat, Shinji began pouring through the many function in the chat, some of which intrigued him, especially the Taboo Armaments. Peering to the side, he noticed many tabs, such as a mission tab, an achievement tab, a shop tab, a private chat tab, and a storage tab.
Curious, he clicked on the shop tab (for the rest were closed). There, he was introduced to the ranking of the items present (outside of the Taboo ones).
[This tab represents all the items you can get from using Multiversal Points (MP). The higher the rarity, the more expensive the item would be.
For ranking, the items follow this hierarchy:
Mythical (Taboo)
Legendary
Ultra Rare
Rare
Average
Common
But don't lose hope yet!
For those who believe they're unlucky as hell, there is a lottery function as well! For every 1000 MP spent, there is a chance to get a box of these rarities:
White Chest – 50%
Bronze Chest – 25%
Silver Chest – 12.5%
Gold Chest – 6.25%
Diamond Chest – 3.125%
Rainbow Chest – 1.5625%
If you like gambling, please give it a try (Warning – we don't endorse gambling, and if you happen to got bankrupt, well too bad, you should've controlled yourself more!)]
Rolling his eyes, Shinji prepared to leave the chat, but stopped when [PapaSmurf] said something very curious...
[PapaSmurf: Damn it! If it wasn't for the fact that brother Shinji went missing after the fight with Slaanesh, the four stooges in the Warp wouldn't have continued their assault on Cadia!]
[DrKiller: Wait, you don't mean Shinji Makiri, the blue-haired Russkie who lights cigars using his cheeks, right?]
[LovelessNeko: Wait, he can light a cigarette with his cheeks!?]
Well I'll be...