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Chapter 70 - Bonus chapter Kisas Pudding.

Kisa: "Who ate my pudding?"

Diego: "It was me. Sorry."

Kisa: "Oh… at least you're honest…"

Diego: "Well… I ate it with Nacht."

Nacht: "You fucking snitch. That's why you'll die a virgin. You have a face even a mom can't love."

Diego: "Brooo… relax. What the fuck?"

Kisa: "Yeah, that is mean, Nacht… Diego is beautiful."

Diego: "What… you think that, Kisa? I knew you were a great woman… You are a great woman… and there are three reasons to love you."

Kisa: "Oh… what are they?"

Diego: "You're kind… you're beautiful… and… you're the first woman I know who doesn't fart in her sleep…"

Nacht: (Sweats) "Ähm… you do realize women fart too, right?"

Diego: "No… there are women who don't shit like us men."

Nacht: "Dude… are you a retard? Of course they do."

Diego: "No…"

Nacht: "Yes, they do. The difference is… when they go to the toilet, they sit."

Diego: "Why… ohhh… right, right… I know what you mean. Still… I don't think it's that bad like mine."

Nacht: "Don't worry, even my grandpa's dead body smells better than your whole smell, whether you're shitting or not."

Diego: "You know how mean you are?"

Nacht: "For me… it's a compliment."

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