Diego: "Mona… you can't cook."
Mona: "Oh yeah? Are you sure about that?"
Diego: "Yeah…"
Mona: "And why?"
Diego: "Why? What do you mean 'why'? What the fuck is tha— you're supposed to cook the food, not the can! Why the fuck did you do it with the can still on?!"
Mona: "I thought it would come out on its own…"
Diego: "This is not some 'knock knock, who's there' bullshit, damn it… you should've taken it out… and by the way… what the heck is that?! Why did you cook honey with… with… broccoli?!"
Mona: "Everyone doesn't like it, so I made it with honey to make it sweet."
Nacht: "That's not how this shit works, my dear… and by the way… you overcooked it pretty badly. I mean… it's darker than dark…"
Kisa: "Well… I'll try it… maybe it's not that bad… ahm…"
(A few seconds later)
Diego: "Ughhh… I… think… I'm… done…"
Nacht: "Ugh… why did you cook the fork too?"
Mona: "It fell down… so… it was too hot to get it out… sorry."
Kisa: "…Ghhh… it hurts so much…"
Charlotte: "Oh… dinner time? …Ahm… mmmmmmm… what the fuck is that—" (blearghh) "…I missed my period while eating that."
Diego: "Never let her cook again."
Mona: "Fine… then buy me food. I don't care."