As the handsome MC's starter Pokémon, Combusken's hiding some big secret.
Maybe it can't learn Fire moves—not from lack of talent, but something else.
Like its Ability!
Combusken's Blaze is in some mutant state, not yet fully evolved.
From days of observation, Combusken's no slouch.
Can't master Fire moves?
Feels like it's shackled by some mysterious force.
That shady old man lied—said he found Combusken on the roadside!
This chicken's got emperor-tier vibes!
"You want Combusken to learn Dig?"
Niezi stepped out of the recording studio, eyebrows raised. Rock Smash and Bulk Up aren't even mastered, and now a new move?
Jiang Feng nodded. Dig was his post-loss masterplan.
No drawn-out fights with Fatty Wei—gotta get in close, speedrun the win!
Quick Attack head-on?
Nah, Perfect Rock Slide walls block that.
Dig's the play—sneak underground, flank the enemy, or dodge rocks. Pop up, yeet a hit, then dip quietly.
Switch spots, find a comfy angle, and strike again.
Drilling's the vibe!
In and out, that's the fun.
I'm out!
Yo, I'm back in!
Just playing!
Plus, it's perfect for sneaky skirt shots…
His plan? Hide underground, dodge Excadrill's Rock Slide fortress.
Get under its feet, claw it to death!
Can't win? Earth Style: Yeet!
Attack for the S-tier, retreat for the M-tier.
Sure, Earthquake users could vibe-check him to oblivion, but early-game newbie Trainers? Doubt they've got it.
Even if they do, Earthquake's wind-up is long—Combusken's fast enough to pop out and dodge.
From what Jiang Feng knew, Fatty Wei's Excadrill maxed Rock Slide, not Earthquake.
Rock Smash won't hit Perfect-tier fast, and even if it does, it can't break Rock Slide's walls.
Gotta think outside the box—front, back, sides blocked? Go underground!
One night of grinding.
Combusken's sharp claws tore through dirt like a hot knife through butter, mastering the doggy-paddle dig!
Dig (Beginner 10/100)
Good news: Dig's power 80 needs standard Proficiency.
Dig like your life depends on it!
Where's the best dig-tech?
Shandong's Blue Xiang Academy, baby!
In a tiny garden, diggy diggy dig… diggy diggy dig!
Plant big seeds, grow big flowers!
Spring, sow a loli seed—fall, harvest a spicy milf. Not too much, right?
Seeing Combusken dig with gusto, Jiang Feng schemed: So many Pokémon heroines, which 18-year-old loli to bury?
After a night of training, Jiang Feng yanked the dig-obsessed Combusken from the dirt.
"Stop! You'll collapse the Gym!"
Dual-claw excavator addiction—digging and lovey-dovey stuff hooks you!
Meeting adjourned, time to bounce!
Jiang Feng's home? Four walls, zero cash, just a soft-rice face.
Lucky for him, neighbors were chill.
Their kindness warmed his smol MC heart.
Every night, passing big sisters invited him for midnight snacks.
"Konnichiwa, lil' bro, wanna play house?"
"Don't be shy—let's see if your Kunkun grew!"
"Come with sis, ride the big Ponyta tonight…"
Jiang Feng clenched his cheeks, hunched over, barely containing his excited heart, trembling hands. "How much?"
"200!"
"150 cool?"
"Giggle, cute newbie, free ride—plus a red envelope!"
"Just lie down, I'll do the work."
The milf cooed, rubbing her big Buneary ears against his arm, hyping him up.
Jiang Feng's face steeled, shaking her off.
Organization's mission comes first!
"A true man, born between heaven and earth, won't live under anyone!!"
Ride me? No shot!
Righteously, he scaled the 30,000-peak mountain, braving perils.
Turning back every three steps, face full of regret, he shuffled home.
At a street corner, a woman's cry rang out.
Demon vibes detected?!
Jiang Feng peeked into an alley. Two sleazy, drunk delinquents were dragging a stunning woman.
Ignoring her struggles, they yanked her deeper, a Machoke guarding their flank.
In a corner, a KO'd Scyther lay.
Under dim streetlights, her Yamato Nadeshiko dress gave it away—Erika!
Where was her cheerleader squad?
Why's she alone at night?
No time for questions—hero time!
Save the damsel = body as payment!
Heh heh heh… Jiang Feng let out a villain cackle, then covered his mouth. Can't break character!
"Hot damn! Spikemuth's got babes now?"
"You know nothing—this is Viridian's hottest chick, top pick for Flower Queen!"
"Three years in jail? Worth it!"
"Scream all you want—nobody's saving you!"
"So fresh, probably a virgin—I'm first!"
"No prob, I love a bloody battle!"
Erika's face screamed despair, regrets piling up.
Losing to Jiang Feng's Combusken and family pressure suffocated her, so she hit a bar to unwind.
Didn't expect thugs.
Now? Heaven and earth ignored her cries.
This alley was ghost town—no one around.
Scyther was down.
Done for—wilted flower, repeatedly trampled!
Desperate, she fought back, but two grown men? No chance.
This is my fate.
Fine, give up. Maybe as a ruined flower, she'd dodge her family's arranged marriage.
Showtime!
Jiang Feng, master of clutch rescues, knew the perfect moment—charge in when Erika's at peak despair for max hero vibes!
Cranking BGM, mask on, he roared with justice:
"STOP!!!"
"How dare you! Broad daylight, clear skies!"
"Kidnapping a lady? Where's the law? Where's the justice?"
Who's this dork? Out-sassing us?!
The thugs turned, distracted.
Someone's here!
Under dim streetlights, Jiang Feng stood, hands in pockets, half-masked face a icy beacon of justice, guiding the lost lamb.
Erika's heart soared—my hero!
If he's hot and strong, maybe I'll pay with my body. If he's ugly? Next life, I'll be his Miltank.
"Dark moon, murder night! Wild winds, arson vibes! In the Pokémon world, grudges fade!"
"Let her go… and let me go first!"