"Yeah well not many people can liven a place up like I can," Naruto said with a small smirk.
"That's true, you seem to make trouble everywhere you go," Shikimaru said with a mumble of troublesome blond.
As the conversation continued Naruto looked out over the small group of people. Lee was talking with Tenten as he made enthusiastic gestures, Naruto could not make out the entire conversation but he had heard something about 'youthful parties' in the discussion. Ino was currently talking with Sakura, who had managed to thankfully drag the platinum blond away from Naruto a few minutes ago. Kiba was still running, well stumbling around with alcohol in his hands. Chouji was not surprisingly over by the food table, eating to his heart's content. In fact the only person who seemed to be missing was…
"N… *hic*… Naruto-kun…"
Naruto paled as he turned around, to find a drunk Hinata trying to make her way towards him. Truth be told Naruto was not quite sure what to make of the lavender eyed girl, he had not really had much interaction with her other than her blushing and fainting whenever she was near him. It had taken spending time talking to various woman and learning what he could about interacting with them, that he had realized the girl had a crush on him. However there was a problem with this, the simple fact was Naruto did not have any romantic feelings for the girl. She was his friend and he would not deny she was physically attractive, however she was just not the kind of woman he looked for when looking for a relationship.
The girl soon stumbled into him, forcing Naruto to wrap his arms around her so she would not fall. this however proved to be a mistake, as she pulled his head down so it was next to hers. "Have I… *hic*… have I ever told you… how much I… how much…" just as the girl looked like she was about to kiss him, when thankfully her head dropped and she fell unconscious.
Naruto breathed a sigh of relief as he lifted the girl up, he looked over at Neji and gesture to Hinata. "hey Neji do you think you could…"
"Yes I will take her back home," Neji replied as he took Hinata from the blond. Neji shook his head, "I wonder what Hiashi-Sama will think when his daughter comes home passed out from drinking?"
"Probably something along the lines of picking up Tsunade's bad habits," Naruto said with a small chortle.
"She is learning from Hokage-Sama," Shino said.
Naruto perked up at this, "really I thought Sakura was the only person she was teaching."
"No Ino is learning from her too…" Shikimaru said with a groan, "she's picked up that troublesome woman's bad habits."
"Oh she's started to drink and gamble as well?" Naruto asked with a grin.
"Worse," Shikimaru falter shudder run down his spine, "she seems to have picked up the habit on beating us men every chance she gets."
Naruto laughed and was just about to say something when…
"NO LEE DON'T DRINK THAT!"
Naruto turned around just in time to see Lee drink some sake Kiba had offered him. There was one moment where it seemed like time stood still, right before Lee became a whirlwind of action and mass destruction.
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Naruto sighed as he threw off his clothes, before laying down in bed. It had taken nearly an hour to subdue Lee, and had required a combination of Shikamaru's Kage Mane No Jutsu (Shadow Possession Jutsu), Chouji's Baika No Jutsu (partial Expansion Jutsu) and Naruto hitting several pressure points to knock the boy out. After that they had been forced to clean up the mess, while Tenten dragged Lee out as she apologized.
Laying his head on the pillow Naruto closed his eyes, tomorrow was gonna be another big day. He was going to go to his first council meeting, so it would be best if he got some sleep.
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Omake: Jiraiya's punishment pt. 3
Jiraiya awoke with a groan, his head was currently ringing and it felt like he had gone several rounds as Tsunade's punching bag; which was an accurate description of what happened. As he opened his eyes he realized that he was lying on a table, which he was currently bound to. His arms were tied under the table in a way that he could not even move them, while his legs were spread eagle and tied to the end. Not only that but his chakra was completely sealed, so he could not use any of his seal less jutsu to escape.
A little ways away was a television, which suddenly turned on. A woman with large breasts and an odd mask with red swirls on the cheek appeared, "hello Jiraiya," came distorted and demonic voice. "You must be wondering why you are here, your perverted ways have caused many problems recently. Therefore we are going to play a little game," Jiraiya's eyes widened as he tried to break out of his bonds, as he did that a small slot opened up at the ends of the table near his feet. And ran up to his male goods A small round chainsaw appeared at the end of it, which began to spin.. "For the next twenty four hours you will be forced to watch Yaoi anime, every time you close your eyes or turned your head the chainsaw will move two inches. Good luck…"
The screen went blank, before being replaced by something Jiraiya would never in a million years want to see. Out of reflex he both closed his eyes and turned his head, the chainsaw moved four inches. Jiraiya looked down and noticed this, "Hey! I thought you said it was only two inches!" he began to struggle and break the bonds holding him, only for the blade two move two inches. "oh boy, oh boy," Jiraiya said, "come on you can do this, just twenty four hours, come on Jiraiya. He turned his head as he tried to the television, only to force it away again.
The blade moved another two inches.
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For the next twenty four hours, Konoha was host to ghastly screams; making many people quickly assume that Konoha was becoming haunted.
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