" When one first thinks of a webnovel writer, what is the first thing you think of? "
" Is it a neat office room with a wide desk and big pc screen accompanied by a tablet or Ipad for mapping ideas or scenes? "
" Or maybe you imagine someone sitting hunched like a shrimp over their laptop or pc monitor as they type ferociously on their board at ungodly hours of the day. "
" Regardless of what you imagine, in the end it's all accurate yet never right. Each writer is different so obviously there's no specific look that they'd have. "
Null typed slowly and carefully as they stared at the white screen in front of them and then back down to their keyboard. Thinking about what they wanted to say, or rather, how they wanted to say it.
" When you read these words, do you imagine that I might be doing any of these? "
" Or maybe I'm doing none, I could be standing or laying down, or even something in-between. "
" In the end, you might never know, especially since we have the ability to change our positions at will. Isn't that great? "
Null felt a small thankful smile spread across their lips as they imagined their readers likely wondering where this seemingly random ' Introduction ' was going, or if there was even going to be one to begin with.
" Patience is a virtue, you know? "
It's a saying that Null had learned and also his favourite one. Because for Null, there was no one more patient than them. They felt beyond overjoyed to have a virtue of their own.
" I don't have much, and there's not much I know or can do. "
" But there's no one more patient than me, so I have my virtue in that sense. "
Null typed out their thoughts and beliefs honestly, taking a small deep breath, they prepared themself to share their introduction now.
" Thank you readers for being patient, I will introduce myself now in the way that I learned from humans. "
Recently, Null had scrolled through many parts of the internet and learned quite a bit about etiquette and even about the existence of etiquette. This made Null feel simultaneously embarrassed and excited. This was because Null was very late to do something that most would do in the very beginning and yet this was their third time speaking to the readers. Nonetheless, Null put a lot of thought and effort into their introduction and wanted to share it with their readers as soon as possible.
[Name: Null
Age: 4 Cycles
Height: 1.99m
Likes: Writing, Researching , Purple
Dislikes: █████ ██ ███ ████, Being alone, Silence
Hobbies: I like eating stories that are interesting. There are many good worlds.
Other: Animals are cute and small. Some are very smart too, my favourite are ██████ ]
Null felt a slight irritation at the fact that some of the things they said kept getting censored, feeling as though it would ruin the polite introduction. However, after trying multiple times to reword and even remove the censorship to no avail, they gave up and sighed in hopes that their readers would somehow understand or figure it out. Looking over their introduction a few times they felt satisfied and happy. Once they were done, they left a short message, a blessing. Then, they hit ' Enter ' as usual, and uploaded their third chapter.
" Please stay away from the beings with shrill cries and bleeding hearts. May your hearts be strong and protected. Good luck ₍°= ̮ =°₎ - Null"