"Oh, oh, the fourth one is back!"
"Tsk, tsk, I thought you, the busy man, would be the first to return."
In the dormitory, Yuwen Chong and Wen Tao were comfortably playing games. Surprisingly, both of them were playing Valorant, which explains their unified tone.
Although it was already late August, the outside was still scorching hot with the sun blazing, but the dormitory had its curtains drawn and air conditioning on, making it quite comfortable.
"Don't even mention it. This holiday, I worked as a resident doctor at my grandpa's house."
Mo Yu sat down on his seat with a wry smile. He didn't bring much back, so he didn't need much time to unpack, just some clothes to change and a little bit of "local specialty."
"My goodness, what is this?"
Yun Tao leaned his head over and asked curiously.
"Just a little local specialty… Hey, hey! Don't just take that!"
Before Mo Yu could say anything, Yun Tao had already naturally taken a packet from the bag in front of Mo Yu.
"What's this?"
Yuwen Chong also leaned over, curiously examining the bits and pieces and various gauze packets inside the bag.
"Some herbal teas for health, and a few packets of sour plum soup. The sour plum soup needs to be boiled in a kettle."
Mo Yu said casually.
"Good, good, this is exactly what I need."
Hearing this, Yuwen Chong's eyes lit up, and he immediately took a packet. As roommates, they naturally knew that Mo Yu's grandfather was an old Chinese medicine doctor with excellent medical skills.
"But… this wasn't prepared by my grandpa; it was prepared by me."
Mo Yu's lips curved upwards as he said lightly.
"Eww—"
Hearing this, the two of them reacted as if they had been electrocuted, throwing the two packets of medicine back, their eyes filled with surprise and doubt.
"What the heck, no, what do you mean? How about you look at this?"
Mo Yu was naturally a bit displeased with his two roommates' reactions, and then pulled out two red and green books from his bag.
"Holy cow, how in the world do you have these?"
"Did you buy them from Pinduoduo?"
"I secretly took the exams last year when you weren't paying attention. How about that?"
Mo Yu said with a hint of pride. This was also the power of the system; various rewards were transmitted to him like causal adjustments, not rootless water, but by completing various causalities.
In short, his two certificates were indeed real.
"Awesome."
Yuwen Chong exclaimed, but he didn't reach out to take anything. After all—they had been living with Mo Yu day and night and had a general understanding of his medical skills.
Hmm, this was something the system couldn't causally adjust. After all—if someone possessed extraordinary skills but liked to hide them, what could be done? It was like a wife accidentally discovering that her husband, who never cooked, actually had a chef's license.
However, Mo Yu naturally had a way to deal with this situation.
"Ah, what a pity, these contain special formulas passed down from my master."
Mo Yu said in a teasing tone, shaking his head and showing regret, then pretended to put the items away.
"They can regulate the body and treat kidney deficiency, oh—"
Hmm, Mo Yu hadn't finished speaking when he saw two large hands flash past his eyes, and then the items in Mo Yu's hands disappeared—actually, Mo Yu still wanted to keep some for himself, but now there was none left.
"Uh… it's not that I…"
Yuwen Chong, who had taken the items, still held his head high, but he clutched the items to his chest.
"It's just… as your closest roommate, I should maintain trust in you, at least… we have a duty to be responsible for the patients you are about to treat!"
"Oh dear, but—"
Mo Yu's face revealed a mischievous smile.
"The ones I'll be treating next… are usually the lab mice in the Laboratory."
"That… is still the same!"
"Lab mice are also lives!"
Yuwen Chong said these words righteously and powerfully.
But Mo Yu just smiled and shook his head.
Men—they're truly stubborn!
Hmm, kidney deficiency? They would absolutely never admit it! But—how many people aren't deficient? Especially these college students who stay up all night, turning day into night, not to mention those who also engage in other manual activities.
In short, these two in the dormitory were like that, staying up all night playing games. Fortunately, they still paid attention to him; otherwise—he would definitely lose his temper.
Late at night, aren't you going to sleep?! Playing games with so much noise! And passionate output… Thinking this, Mo Yu turned his gaze to Wen Tao.
Although Wen Tao didn't speak, he also held the items to his chest as if guarding some treasure, like a greedy evil dragon.
"Alright, don't look at me with that kind of gaze. Some of the things in your packet are different."
"It doesn't matter if they're different."
"So—do you have uterine cold? Or are you experiencing dysmenorrhea?"
"Huh?"
"One packet is something I brought for my senior sisters in the Laboratory. Of course, if you say you have the aforementioned gynecological problems, I don't mind."
Mo Yu spread his hands.
"I can explain the situation to my senior sister and then go to the pharmacy to get her two more doses."
As he said this, Mo Yu's face held a mischievous smile. To put it plainly, he was threatening them, but—
"It's okay, I can give it to the girl I know from playing Valorant."
Although Wen Tao was stubborn, he still took out the packet of medicine he was holding. As the saying goes, even if you lose, you can't lose your spirit; that's how it was.
"Then, do your feet go numb?"
"Just kidding! How could that be!"
But—after some time.
"Mom! I'm telling you, my roommate is a doctor, with a license, and he's been hiding it from us. He has a prescription…"
"…"
Mo Yu was a bit at a loss for words. Calling "Mom" while playing Valorant was a meme, but… this guy in his dorm… was really a bit sexually repressed.
However, he didn't dare to pick up on that topic. He was more worried that if he did, the other person would say something like—it's all because of you, always tempting us with cross-dressing, and then… there would be no "then."
When it came to fighting, his skills were the best. Hmm, not talking about bedroom skills.
In short, as roommates for almost four years, he knew these guys inside and out, so he just let them be. Moreover, in the end, Chinese medicine for conditioning requires maintaining good habits and gradual progress; it's not something that works immediately.
"By the way, brothers, I plan to participate in this year's campus singing competition."
Just as he was thinking, Yuwen Chong suddenly spoke up.
"Campus singing competition?"
Hearing his shout, Yun Tao stopped playing games and looked at him with an incredulous gaze, and Mo Yu did the same.