7 Dirty Blonds.
Hermione turned to me and asked with a sparkle in her eyes, "Oh? What about, Candy Stick, Barber Pole, or Sucker Pole? Hmm, Sausage? Banger? Meat Stick? A Dick, Dong, or Dork? Or do you want me to call it a Wiener, a Willie, or a Wanker? A Pecker, a Plonker, or a Pego? I know! I call it a Yummy Dude!"
I was speechless, how can she name all that in less than a minute? What gutter did that mind visit? I came back to my senses and said, "I bet I won't find any of those books in Hogwarts library, you can call Little Dude whatever you want, Hermione, but right now I want your mouth on Yummy Dude, you made him horny as hell."
Hermione smiled, "I did? Let me first remove all excess clothes, I want to see you naked, Harry."
Going on Old Guy's tips for a happy shagging, I removed the top of my PJ too. Hermione removed her top, but kept the bottom on, Yeah, I am not that curious about what Period Panties look like. I saw my first live boobs in all their glory. Hermione has a nice set, when she straddled my legs, I could not resist touching them, hey? These nipples are getting hard! I sat up and snogged her, then I went lower and let my lips wander to her boobs.
Hermione moaned when I worked on her nipples, "Oh, Morgana, that feels good, don't you dare to stop, Potter! Keep sucking my tits! Use your hand on the other one! Yes! that's it, take that nipple with your fingers and play with it... Morganaaaa! "
We did a lot of firsts that night, from a tit job to a blow job and everything in between. I can't wait for her period to be over, I am going to shag her cross-eyed! What was that book Old Guy recommended… Kama Sutra! I need that book as a counterbalance for the books Hermione nicked from her Mum.
Xxxxx
The next day at breakfast, Tonks commented, "You know, there are silencing charms you can use to prevent others to listen how the both of you are going at it."
Hermione blushed, but I shrugged, "But we are underage, Auror Tonks, we are not allowed to use Magic. You could have cast them yourself if you did not want to hear it. Did we keep you awake?"
Tonks grumbled, "Yes, you did, I even learned some new words."
I grinned, "I don't mind you listening to us, it gives it another dimension don't you think?"
Sirius chuckled, "I am glad that I sleep on another floor, that is not something I want to hear. Harry? How do you expect me to enter Gringotts without getting arrested when we leave that place? Once someone recognizes you or me, Aurors or Death Eaters will be waiting outside for us."
"Our first stop is a store that sells Theater outfits," I answered, "not for the clothes but for the wigs and make-up. We dress as a muggle father and son going to Gringotts to exchange some muggle money. They will never expect a Pureblood to dress up as a middle-class muggle."
Hermione shook her head, "No, your first stop is at a Barbershop, his hairstyle is from the Hippie Era, if he has to pose as a Middle-Class Father, he needs a new hairstyle. There are some temporary hair coloring's that wash off after a few rinses, so you won't need a wig. The beard has to go, Sirius, Goatee Style is passé."
I made puppy eyes at Tonks, "Tonks? Do you have muggle money? Or better yet, a credit card? If so, can your most favorite uncle and future Lord Black borrow it for a bit? Uncle Sirius has a lot of Galleons to compensate for it."
Tonks handed the credit card to me, "This is my emergency card, Dad gave it to me if I got stranded in the muggle world or had to buy something. Here is some change for a cab or bus ride. I expect a full refund, Sirius, money doesn't grow on my back, you know."
I had to bite my tongue to keep my comment in, I noticed I began to channel some treats from that old guy, that is not a good sign.
Xxxxx
The visit to the barber was hilarious, I convinced the barber that Sirius had an important Job interview at a traditional office and needed a major makeover. When we left the barber, Sirius looked like a middle-aged nine-to-five man with dirt blond hair. To keep the father and son trope alive, I got the same color and the bird's nest was tamed with a lot of jells, I can't say it was an improvement but it was sure a different look.
The next stop was clothing, I gave the same excuse. At the moment Sirius is dressed in Jeans with an old T-shirt of the Rolling Stones and dragon hide boots. We walked out of the store dressed in not matching summer suits, not one son wants to be a copy of their dad… unless they are named Draco of course.
A visit to a shoe shop got us some comfy loafers, made Sirius comment, "Our clothes and shoes last longer and are more comfortable, but the muggles have a thousand times more choice. I like this outfit."
Dobby took our old clothes home, I did not need to mask my scar, it faded away and was hardly noticeable. We took a cab to the shop next to the leaky cauldron and entered the pub, we passed the first hurdle without getting recognized, Tom hardly looked up when we passed through his pub as so many muggleborns do.
Xxxxx
We entered the alley and headed directly to Gringotts, at a free booth, Sirius showed his Lord Black ring and said, "We like to talk to that account manager please."
The Goblin recognized the ring and took a good look at Sirius, "Enter waiting room 2, someone will lead you to him. Next!"
I looked behind me and saw no one, I asked "Sir, do you want me to fetch someone from the alley for you? There is nobody behind us."
Sirius grabbed my arm and whispered, "Low profile remember, son?"
Oops, trying to be funny while undercover works only at home in bed… above the covers is awesome too, yesterday was bloody great! I am drifting here, focus, Harry!
A runner guided us to the Black Account Manager, Throat-slicer, a fearsome name, or he used to work in a chicken slaughterhouse, he took a good look at Sirius, "Lord Black, why do I not sense any glamour spell on you? I did not know you were a metamorphmagus, I have to change your info in our records."
Sirius shrugged, "Don't bother, I'm wearing a Muggle disguise, there is no Magic involved." he got Serious, "Let get down to business, I made Harry my partially Blood Adopted Son on his first birthday, last night I gave the Primary Heir Ring and let him make the Vow. For me, I donned the Lord's ring and made the Oath. I am here to set my accounts in order and see what sort of contracts are active or activated."
Throat-slicer paged through his ledgers and searched some old cabinets, I held my breath, this could be bad for me, all those Fan Fictions passed my mind, in those I got hooked up with a shitload of women, even Narcissa and bloody Bellatrix! Don't laugh! If Tonks is old, Bellatrix is ancient! And Draco calling me Daddy is all kinds of wrong… "Wait until I tell my Father" is taking a whole new meaning that way.
Throat-slicer presented two contracts at Sirius, "These are the current active contracts, one of them, this one here, was made by Lady Narcissa Malfoy nee Black between Heir Primary Black and Astoria Greengrass. She made that contract as Regent Black. You can fight that contract because you did not appoint her as Regent Black, it is a fifty-fifty chance because she got appointed by the ministry."
Throat-slicer continued, "That detail and the fact that you were technically still Heir Primary Black, prevented Lady Malfoy access to the Black accounts until her son turns seventeen." he presented another page, "The second one is with House Lovegood, it was for the start-up of the Quibbler, made with Arcturus Black and they specified it had to be a son or daughter of Sirius Black of acceptable age. That was made up when Xenophilius graduated from Hogwarts. This was made up in case he could not pay the loan back."
I groaned, "Great, a Greengrass, and Luna Lovegood, with Hermione on top! Can this get any worse?"
Throat-slicer grinned evilly, "It can, Heir Potter. Since Arcturus Black died six years ago, a lot of Lord Malfoy's friends stopped their payments of their loans with Regent Black's approval. What do you think they will offer when they can not pay off the loan and penalties? Ah, the expression on your face tells me you do."
Sirius got serious, "Let's start with that, call in every loan that is defaulted on their payments and apply the maximum penalties. They can pay with Galleons or their possession, the rest is up for negotiations after my name is cleared. Revoke Narcissa's access to the Black accounts and cancel all the keys in her possession."
I raised my hand and said, "Not the loan of the Lovegoods, please. Or I fear we will find Luna on our doorstep tomorrow."
Throat-slicer commented, "You know that letting Gringotts go after debtors will cost you a minimum of five hundred Galleons to 10% of the collected money of every debtor that is due, you can always go after them yourself."
Sirius got grim, "Do it! Also an audit of all the Black accounts to check for unapproved financial transactions and make an official report on it. I suspect Lucius is using some of the trust funds to spice Fudge and his puppets."
I thought for a bit, we forgot something! "Throat-Slicer, if Lord Black takes Andromeda Tonks nee Black back into the family, does this activate a contract for her daughter?"
Sirius paled, "Great Merlin! Andy would kill me if it does!"
Throat-Slicer answered after a ten-minute search, "No, Narcissa Black took the contract over from Andromeda Black with House Malfoy, there are no other contracts open."
Would Narcissa be mad or glad for that? Who cares, for my next topic I asked, "Does House Black own shares of The Daily Prophet?"
Throat-slicer looked it up, "15% Heir Black, it is not enough to tell them what to write though."
I shrugged, "Combined with House Potter's 20% it will. I bet with those defaulted loans there will be some shareholders among them too. Give voting rights to Madam Bones, she is my Magical Guardian." I sighed, "I am sick of the bullshit they write about me."
Xxxxx
Two hours later we left Gringotts, the Black accounts got a major overhaul, eight years of neglect were corrected, from the time Lord Arcturus got sick, Narcissa and Lucius have been worming their way in. Too bad for them, they stopped payments too, it turned out that financing Death Eaters is expensive and left a big hole in their Vaults. Tomorrow's owls will poke a fire under the Death Eaters, and I'll bet Malfoy will feel the burn of it.
Once in the Alley, I looked at Sirius and asked, "What do you think, Dad? Isn't it time you bought a new wand?"
Sirius smiled and nodded, "That is a great idea, son. Let's head over there at once."
We entered the shop after checking there were no customers and went to the counter. A voice behind us said, "Sirius Black and Harry Potter, I did not expect to see you here or in each other's company."
I held my hand out and Sirius handed me a galleon, I chuckled, "See? He does that childish trick even with grown-ups. My adopted Father needs a new wand, sir. As you can understand we are in a bit of a hurry."
Olivander thoughtfully said, "Adopted Father? Hmm."
Sirius nodded, "Partial Blood Adopted on his first birthday, Olivander, I am innocent and was dropped in Azkaban without a trial, by Dumbledore. A new wand please."
When Sirius had a new wand, I asked Olivander, "If you only use Unicorn hairs, dragon blood, and dragon heartstrings or Phoenix feathers, where do you get your Phoenix feathers from? You only used two feathers from Fawkes you told me, Fawkes is the only Phoenix in Britain, sooo… painted Goose feathers? Swan? Turkey? Peacock?"
Olivander opened the door to let us out, "I have my sources, Mr. Potter or should I say Heir Black?"
I shrugged, "I answer to both, Mr. Olivander, tell Dumbledore I said hi."
Xxxxx
When we arrived back home, Susan and Hannah were visiting, and did not approve of my new look, Hanna protested, "I happened to like your rugged hair, Harry, not that dirty blondish jell-packed hair on your head."
I protested, "Hey! Don't sass my new look! I could walk through Diagon Alley without people pointing at me or staring everywhere I go. It washes off though."
Hermione commented, "Get rid of that color, Harry, it is disturbing, although I admit that color and the jell draws the attention away from your face, it is a good disguise. Get a shower, Now."
Tonks coughed "Whipped!" when I walked upstairs.
I glared at her, "You know, Tonks, there are other things I can use as barbs besides age jokes."
Tonks shooed me, "Go shower, Harry, the wives commanded you."
Rolling my eyes I went upstairs, trying to find something to tease her back, there must be something I could use.
The girls were waiting for me in my room when I walked out of the bathroom, slightly disappointed that I was dressed, and asked what we found out at the Black account.
I told them, Narcissa Malfoy nee Black made a Contract with Astoria Greengrass with the Heir Primary of House Black," I showed my ring, "That happens to be me now. We are going to discuss it with Lord Greengrass first before we take action."
I sighed, "There is another for a son of Sirius Black for Luna Lovegood. As a payment if they failed to pay off their loan for the Quibbler."
Hermione gasped, "Sirius Blood Adopted you! You are considered his son!"
I nodded, "Not all of it is bad news though, the Lovegoods are not far behind with payments and I am for letting them off the hook. They started to fail some payments the moment Lady Lovegood died in a potion accident, Lord Lovegood is not completely over the death of his wife and it shows in his newspaper."
Susan said, "I know Luna, she is a bit strange and looks like she is dreaming or absent-minded all of the time, and she is talking about invisible creatures."
I shrugged, "Maybe she alone can see them? Like thestrals? If someone told me before I went to Hogwarts that Unicorns and Dragons were real I would think they were touched in the head too."
Hermione sighed, "That is true, sometimes it is hard to tell what is real and what is fantasy, so you think Luna has a special vision?"
Now I am letting Fan Fictions do the work, I said, "She could have Mage sight, Rowena Ravenclaw was rumored to have that, she could see Magic Auras and the Magic effects of spells."
Susan said, "That is possible, Luna gave them silly names though, a lot of people are making fun of her for that."
I looked at Susan, "Maybe it was something between her Mother and Luna? Something Luna kept to remember her Mother by? I am not saying it is true, but it is possible."
Susan nodded, "That is possible, yes. Oh, the reason for our visit here. Not that, you perv! Aunty asked you to come to Bones Manor tomorrow for breakfast so she can bring you to Gringotts and arrange your finances."
"Perv? I wasn't thinking that at all," I protested, "are you sure it wasn't you that needed that snog?"
Hannah interrupted to save Susan, "We came here to inspect the music room and the ballroom."
Hermione reported, "Three more days before they have time to clean both rooms, there are rooms that take priority. Winky needs a week to get back on her feet. Butterbeer is harmful to House Elves, and the poor thing has been drinking it for a whole year."
"You know what," said Hannah, "A snog is not a bad idea after all, Harry, hands above the clothes please," she said while she took place on my lap.
Meh, I can grope her bum above her dress, it is a summer dress so there is not much difference. When our lips parted, Hannah sighed, "I can get used to this, Harry, tell us, how far did you advance with Hermione last night?"
I raised my eyebrow, "Oh? Are we doing another Vow of Truth? Shouldn't we wait a few weeks before we do that again?"
Hannah slapped my arm, "No! I am just curious. That is all."
I slapped her bum and said, "Ask Hermione, those are her secrets to tell, I don't mind you knowing it, so it is up to Hermione if she wants to tell or not."
Susan pulled Hannah from my lap and took her place, "My turn." and started snogging, this time I let my hand wander over her boobs, gently caressing them. Susan must have liked that according to the moans.
She sighed when our lips parted, "Not fair what you are doing, Harry, you are taking advantage of us. You are moving too fast. Groping my breasts on the second kiss is too fast, isn't it?"
I nodded, "You are right, I did not feel your hands removing mine though. It still is on your boob."
Susan bit on her lip and suppressed another moan when I circled her nipple with my thumb. Reluctantly Susan moved and sat beside me. I missed lunch, thankfully Dobby provided tea and sandwiches with the potions I missed. While eating we reported what was said during the meeting last night.
Hermione said, "Dumbledore lost most of his support, every woman left his group, afraid to be the next sacrifice so that Snape can prove his loyalty to Voldemort. That he lost the trust of Moody probably hurt the most. The last drip was Harry's medical report, it showed the years of abuse under Dumbledore's Guardianship."
Hannah said, "Mum was upset when she came home and told me she understood my nightmares." she cheered up and said, "We can practice some dance steps here in this room! We don't need a lot of space to teach Harry the basics. Dobby? Can you move the couches to the side, please? And can you ask Kreacher if there is a music box we can use to dance on?"
Kreacher placed a music box on the nightstand, "Master Regulus liked this Music box, Master Regulus always calmed down hearing at Music box." Kreacher opened the Music box and left.
Xxxxx
Three hours later we woke up in my bed when Sirius cleared his throat, "Aren't you moving a bit too fast, Harry? It is dinner time, be glad I did not send Tonks to call you down."
Dazed, we looked around, "Why are we in my bed? What happened?"
Then I remembered from the book, that the Music box put everyone to sleep! Did that old elf prank me? When I questioned him, Kreacher spoke up, "Young Master needed sleep for potions to work, Young Master has no bad dreams when the Misses are in bed with Young Master." before I could say something he popped away with the Music Box.
I sighed, "Bummer, our first time sleeping together and nothing happened. We even slept with our clothes on."
Hermione shrugged, "It doesn't count, Harry, we must have fallen asleep on the couches, Dobby and Kreacher probably have levitated us on the bed."
Susan stood up and tried to remove the wrinkles from her dress, "We are in trouble, we had to be home an hour ago, Dobby? Can you fix my dress please?"
With a few snaps of his fingers, Susan and Hannah looked decent again. After a quick peck, they disappeared through the floo.
Xxxxx
Laughing, Sirius explained it to me, "You missed two potions before lunch because of the Gringotts meeting, so you had to take them together with the one after lunch. To digest them sleep was the better solution, when you asked for some music, Kreacher gave you that Music Box. Regulus was a crybaby. He could cry day and night when he was a baby. This Music box is more gentle than a sleeping spell, my parents used it on Regulus to get some sleep. Kreacher told me and I let him put you on the bed, those couches are not comfortable enough for sleeping."
"Then tomorrow I will have another afternoon nap," I said, "Madam Bones and I are going to visit Gringots to set my account straight. I think we will do a visit to the Daily Manure's office too, they need some reality calls."
I thought of something I remembered from the Fan Fictions, "Sirius? Skeeter is an unregistered Water bug Animagus and probably in Malfoy's pocket. We saw the ferret and his satellites talk to something he held in his hand, and the next day they got quoted. What are we going to do with her?"
Hermione spoke up, "Harry, do you remember that I caught her? I let her sign a contract to keep still about us for a year. So far she did."
I shrugged, "That doesn't stop her from reporting under another name or giving the juicy gossip to a Ghostwriter. Besides, I think she is in too deep with Malfoy to care about little kids."
Tonks commented, "It is too late anyway, I am an Auror and heard someone was an unregistered Animagus. I have to act on that info."
I chuckled, "My dear Auror, you sure do have a selective mind, you are sitting next to someone who escaped from Azkaban… also an unregistered Animagus. Not so long ago you were part of a vigilante organization. On top of that, at night you are listening to the bed activities of the room next to yours."
I grinned at Tonks, she was between blushing and getting mad and said, "What are you going to do with this info, Auror Tonks?"
Nymphadora glared at me, "Thinking about using another spell than the Stinging Hex, you brat!"
Sirius interrupted, "Focus! Stop the jokes for a minute… I can't believe I am the one saying that! Harry, let Dora handle it, you reported a crime to an Auror, she will do the rest."
Tonks looked smug at me, "You heard the Lord, I will handle it."
Hermione's hand stopped me from answering, I glared at Tonks when she silently mouthed "Whipped!"
After dinner we did our homework and study, I decided to drop divination for Ancient Runes. I am not that bad with Muggle Math, but the level of Math at the primary level is too low to catch up in Arithmancy, although I plan to do some self-study on it.
We cuddled in Hermione's room at night, she hummed when I held her close with my hand on her belly, she sighed, "The cramps are gone but it still feels good, Harry. Goodnight."
Xxxxx
I left early to have breakfast at Bones Manor, dressed as a proper Wizard, I exited the floo… The Floo ejected me into the entrance hall at Susan's feet.
She giggled, "That is not very elegant, Harry. It needs work… hey don't look up my dress!"
I groaned, "I didn't look, Susan, but I will if you ask me to. I hate Wizarding travel, no, wizarding travel hates me."
I stood up and gave Susan a chaste kiss on her cheek. At the table, I sat next to Susan and explained what we found out at the Black Account, "At the moment there is a marriage contract with the Heir Primary Black with Astoria Greengrass, and a second one between a Son of Sirius Black and Luna Lovegood as a collateral for a loan. Although I can void the last one, Lord Lovegood only missed a few payments, and the loan is almost paid off."
Madam Bones nodded, "Susan told me that Sirius Black Partially Blood Adopted you when you were a baby, Lord Lovegood is an honest man, a bit troubled by the death of his wife though. Lord Greengrass however is not easily fooled, I bet he knew Black Blood adopted you or he would name the Malfoy boy by name. This way he is certain that his daughter will be Lady Black."
I pointed out, "Or the girl is smitten with Draco and changes the contract to Malfoy."
A lot of Fan Fictions has her as Scorpio's Mum… Hey? Wasn't she the one with that blood curse? The old Guy refused to read that book about Albus Severus and Scorpio out of principle, but she died when she delivered a second baby… or she died at the first one, I think.
Madam Bones said, "We will know more in a few days, I am close to arranging a trial for Lord Black, now that I am your Magical Guardian, I can demand the reading of your parents will. I can reinforce that demand as the Head of the DMLE."
She looked at me and said something new, "I am going to reactivate the Potter-Longbottom alliance. Dumbledore stopped the alliance, he gave as reason that both You and Neville were babies and could activate it back when you were of age. The Wizengamot shut down our protests."
She sighed, "That was a troubling time, Harry, I lost my brother and sister-in-law a few weeks before and had to take care of Susan, Augusta had to take care of Neville, Frank and Alice were admitted at St Mungo's. The Abbots took refuge with family in Spain during the war, and Diggle, Doge, Diggory, and the Weasleys jumped ship to Dumbledore's side. McMillan and Smith took a neutral stand."
I shrugged, "We will make a clean start, but I want to involve Neville in this, after all, it is the Potter-Longbottom Alliance. We only have to muzzle that hag."
Madam Bones was puzzled, "Augusta a Hag? What do you mean by that?"
I repeated what I found out in the Fan Fictions, that Hag has a lot to answer for, "For starters, he is forced to use his father's wand, she is comparing Neville with his Father at least ten times a day, and she let her brother drop Neville from a two stories high window to activate his accidental Magic. Do I need to say more?"
Madam Bones shook her head, "No, you don't, I will take care of it."
Xxxxx
What a coincidence! We met the Malfoys on Gringott's doorsteps, Malfoy senior had a sneer on his face, Draco poo was copying it and Narcissa was twitching her nose as if she was smelling something foul. I have to sass them, they are looking too proud. I better prepare them for the future.
I turned my Heir ring to hide the seal and grinned at Lord Malfoy, "Hello, Lord Malfoy, are you enjoying your new House Guests? Did Tom Marvolo Riddle find out that you lost his Diary? No, you don't have Crucio damage yet. Oh! I have to thank you for all those life debts the students from my second year have to me, I can use those."
8 Seriously rich!
Narcissa turned to me, "What do you mean by that, child?"
"Oh, it is going to be Heir Potter, Lady Malfoy, or Mr. Potter for now. To answer your question, your Husband was the one who arranged for the Chamber of Secrets to be opened, and guess what was living there? A thousand-year-old Basilisk, Lady Malfoy, one I killed single-handed. Can you imagine what would happen when that Basilisk visited the Great Hall at dinner time? Would he see the difference between purebloods and muggleborns?"
Madam Bones added, "Your son would be one of the victims too, Lady Malfoy. I will press no charges against your husband because the evidence is circumstantial, I leave the punishment to your trusted friends when they find out about it. Come, Harry, we are wasting time."
We left a puzzled Draco, a fuming Lucius, and a paled Narcissa behind. When we entered the lobby, the room was packed with death eaters, all of them with an angry expression on their faces, their expressions turned into rage when they spotted the Malfoys. I bet the only thing stopping them from drawing their wands were the extra guards, Throat-Slicer must have stationed them here.
I nudged Madam Bones and softly said, "They must have received a letter to pay their loans from the Black account manager. They are not happy by the look of them."
One by one they were guided to a waiting room when it was our turn, Madam Bones said, "Good day, teller, Rusty Blade, We have an appointment with Sharpclaw."
Rusty Blade, ah, there is the name tag, he said, "A runner will come for you."
Xxxxx
Sharpclaw was in a good mood, Dumbledore deposited thirteen million Galleons back in the Potter Vault and handed the Magical Guardianship to Madam Bones, who was sitting in front of him now.
Madam Bones came to the point, "Account Manager Sharpclaw, first point of order, five loans are in default of their payments, call them in. It appalls me that one is to the ministry not six months before their death. That is putting the slander campaign of the Ministry to my charge in a new light."
She added, "Send copies of these documents to Mr. Dewey, my family Solicitor, along with the data of the squatters that are living rent-free in the Potter properties."
Sharpclaw nodded, "It will be done, Guardian Bones. This file is the Audit of the Vaults from the day Lord and Lady Potter died. All the amounts and where they went are recorded in the file."
Madam Bones nodded, "That is enough for now, I am going to hire a construction team to do maintenance on all the buildings House Potter owns. All invoices have to be signed off by me."
I raised my hand, "Can I suggest something? House Black is calling in a lot of Defaulters, so I guess there are going to be a lot of properties for sale. Talk it over with Throat-Slicer and buy them all up. I am Heir Primary of House Black, so it will end up in the same pocket."
A trick I learned from Fan Fiction, if we don't buy it up they might call bankruptcy and we lose a lot of money. The best part is that the Death Eaters will have to eat dry bread… not good wordplay, I have to do better.
Madam Bones glanced at me, "That is not a bad idea, Throat-Slicer, involve House Bones Account Manager War axe with it too. There is a marriage contract between our houses, so the money will end up in the same pocket as Mr. Potter just said. Oh, if you have the chance, buy stocks of the Daily Prophet, it is time they stop writing what the Ministry dictates."
Xxxxx
We entered the foyer of the Daily Prophet and asked to see Barnabas Cuffe, the chief editor, Madam Bones pulls a lot of weight… you know what I mean, in less than five minutes we sat in front of him.
Madam Bones opened the hostilities, "Mr, Cuffe, is it your habit to slander your major shareholders? Why are you slandering Mr. Potter for over a month? 20% of the shares are nothing to you?"
Cuffe shook his head, "No, Madam Bones, I got a lot of pressure from different sides, my hands are tied."
Madam Bones asked, "What if I add the shares of House Black to it? 35% tell me, who has more shares? Here is the proof that I control the Black shares."
Cuffe sighed, "That makes you the major shareholder, Madam Bones, still there is not much I can do, the Ministry is pushing this through."
"Then you are in luck, Mr. Cuffe, I happen to be the Head of the DMLE, give me the names of the ones that are pressuring you and I will let it go away. Print in your paper tomorrow that those individuals forced you to slander House Potter." was her answer.
I smiled at Cuffe, "I might as well tell you this scoop: Sirius Black never got a trial in 81, more, he is my Godfather by oath, and Partially Blood Adopted me at my first Birthday. Now is that the kind of man who wants to kill me a few months later? Here is more, Dumbledore cast the Fidelius with Peter Pettigrew as the Secret Keeper and My Adopted Father as a Decoy. Dumbledore knew it and let My Sworn Godfather rot in Azkaban."
When we were at the door of his office with the list of names, Madam Bones turned to Cuffe, "Tell Skeeter to turn herself in, if we have to track her down, the punishment for being an illegal animagus will triple. Or she can stay as a water bug if she wants to. She has a week."
Xxxxx
Our next stop was Solicitor Dewey, when we sat down with a cup of tea, Madam Bones handed the papers from Gringotts to him, "Five defaulters, the biggest one is the ministry, I want you to go after the Ministry with torches and pitchforks. I want the ones responsible for stopping the payments in court."
She went over the next topic, "Next are the freeloaders that Dumbledore let live rent-free in the Potter properties, let them pay up, and if they can't, demand it from Dumbledore as he was the one that allowed them to live rent-free. This was clearly abusing his Magical guardianship. Sharpclaw will owl you the details."
She sighed, "The next case is a difficult one, it is against Dumbledore, the Ministry, the Wizengamot, and the family that housed Mr. Potter from the day after his parents died."
Madam Bones explained, "Dumbledore sealed the will, a copy will come your way today, he claimed illegally the Magical Guardianship of Mr. Potter and let him be abused and starved for years. in Gringotts statements you can read his crimes and here is a copy of his Official Medical examination."
She continued, "The Wizengamot voted for Dumbledore to be the Magical Guardianship, Clearly neglecting dozens of laws and regulations."
"The Ministry Child Services, we have them and they never checked up on Mr. Potter, my Susan gets two visits a year so I know they do their job," commented Madam Bones.
"Last but not least, the Dursleys, the family that abused Mr. Potter, what happened to Mr Potter is not completely their fault, there are spells and wards that made them act that way. You can have certified copies of Mr. Potter's memories to examine and the investigation reports." this was her last case.
I thought about something that needs fixing, "Those Harry Potter Books, the ones that made everyone believe I lived in a castle and had adventures, who is collecting the profits for that? Also the merchandising of my name, I fly on a Firebolt and I like my broom, but I never said that I endorse that broom officially, also I never got any mail, someone is blocking it"
Dewey nodded, "I will find out and talk to them."
Madam Bones sighed, "Walter, what happened to Harry should never been possible, yet it has happened, Dumbledore broke so many laws and regulations to have him in an abusive home. If Dumbledore had any relatives I would say he committed line theft, it doesn't make sense."
I spoke up, "I know why, Madam Bones, there is a prophecy about me and Tom Riddle, Dumbledore is doing all he can to let that prophecy go his way. Ah, Tom Riddle is Voldemort." that was for Dewey.
Xxxxx
Our last stop was at the Ministry, Madam Bones unsealed the will and sent copies to Dewey, Sharpclaw, Fudge, the Daily Prophet, and her office. Yes, my parents were idiots, they trusted Dumbledore blindly, he was even witness to that will with Sirius and Alice Longbottom. It was written that Sirius acted as a decoy and Peter the Secret Keeper. It is kind of sad how one man can do the bloody fuck whatever he wants.
Madam Bones presented me the Heir Primary Potter ring and made me take the Vow, "At the next Wizengamot meeting I will present you as the Heir Primary of House Potter. I first wanted to emancipate you and make you a Lord, but I want to postpone that until all the lawsuits are done and over. As a young Lord, you are too vulnerable. If you insist, then I will make you Lord Potter, talk it over with Lord Black."
We went to the DMLE and ordered copies of all files concerning me to send to Dewey. Next stop was at the DoM, we visited the Hall of Prophesies and listened to the Prophecy.
I sighed and asked the unspeakable, "Can you label this globe differently so when Dumbledore or Tom Riddle comes looking for it he won't find it? At least until they both are pushing daisies? Oh! Check it for tracking or alert spells."
Some Fan Fiction hinted at that, it makes sense, Dumbledore is a control maniac. Then another idea struck me! Ok, it is from a Fan fiction, bite me!
"Mr… whatever, that prophecy said that he only can die by my hand, what if I say that every man woman, or child can act as my Hand? Then I am off the hook isn't it?" I asked.
The unspeakable was speechless for a minute, he answered, "It is possible, we can answer that when we next meet."
"Oh! Here is another one! You know, with Tom Riddle on the loose, there is no doubt that they are getting their buddies out of Azkaban, including Rockwood. Did you change the locks when you found out he was telling your secrets to Tom Riddle? Because he will come for a visit." that is a valid worry isn't it? Rockwood can waltz right in and pick the place clean.
The unspeakable was speechless again, after a bit he said, "We have to check that out, thank you for reminding us."
I grinned, "I have another suggestion, let your colleagues swear an oath not to follow any organization that wants to overthrow the government. Or never to join Tom Riddle and his Death Eaters. Or come up with something yourself."
The unspeakable looked at Madam Bones, "Goodbye, Madam Bones, we are going to be busy this week."
Huh? Did I step on his toes? Are the feeble feelings hurt? Ah! It is an old man, they don't like listening to kids when they are pointing out their mistakes. Old Guy didn't like it one bit, it drove him up the wall when a snotty brat pointed him to his mistakes, which happened more than he wanted to admit.
Xxxxx
Back in Bones Manor, I said to Madam Bones, "Thank you, Madam Bones, you did more for me in one morning than Dumbledore did for me in fourteen years, thank you very much."
We had lunch in Bones Manor, the House Elf Collective made sure I took the two potions I missed this morning, Susan and Hannah invited Hermione over to hold our first dancing lesson, yesterday didn't count for some reason.
I did a quick summary of our trip and what will happen the following days. When they heard the wording of the Prophecy Hermione scoffed, "Trelawney gave that to Dumbledore? Probably during her Job interview, what are the odds that this is a real Prophecy? Who told Riddle about it? That can't be, he just would not mark Harry or… Neville, he is a day younger."
I said "It is only possible if Dumbledore let a death eater hear a part of that Prophecy. This is one big setup."
I looked at Madam Bones, "Think about it, Dumbledore is a Master Legilimence, he is using it all the time, he knew that Peter was a spy for Riddle, he could read Pettigrew like a book. All that to relive his past glory? Or did he even kill Grindelwald? What if that is a setup too?"
Madam Bones, "It is common knowledge that Dumbledore killed Grindelwald Harry, several sources confirmed it."
I nodded, "Like everyone knows that I live in a castle and have plenty of fun? Or that Dumbledore was taking good care of me and my heritage"? I want to bet a million galleons the Grindelwald is still alive."
Madam Bones shook her head, "Where would he hide him? Harry?"
I shrugged, "In Nurmengard under a Fidelius for example, tended by Loyal House Elves and bribed Guards under oath. I bet they knew each other."
Susan asked, "How can you check something like that? How can you know there is something under Fidelius?"
I thought for a bit, "If you compare old photos or building plans from Nurmengard with the current situation, a missing tower will be noticed or guards that disappear for periods of time."
I think Dumbledore put it under Fidelius, the spell broke when he died, that way Riddle could find the man. Meh, I am guessing, but, as Dumbledore always said, my guesses are almost always right. That, and I have a shitload of Fan Fic stories to pick my ideas from. Fuck the books.
Madam Bones stood up, "I am off to my office at the Ministry, Heir Primary Potter, I trust you will keep it proper?"
I swallowed, "I will be on my best behavior, Madam Bones, I will follow Heir Primary Susan's rules. If I understand it, we will be having dancing lessons."
Susan said with a blush, "I will make sure Harry behaves, Aunty."
"It is you and Hannah I am worried about," murmured Madam Bones to herself when she was out of the house.
Xxxxx
Three hours and a lot of cushion charms later, I could do a waltz without stepping on toes or without looking at my feet. I call that progress, I am still dancing like... How did Old Guy call it... Pinocchio before he was turned into a boy.
I took some liberties though, my hand was on their bum instead of their back, and every time we changed partners I gave her a snog as a reward for surviving my killer feet. You know, any reason to snog is a valid one, I think so too.
When we took a break, Hannah said, "Harry? Hermione told us how far you went, aren't you moving too fast? I mean from an innocent hug to a steaming make-out session with hand, and blow jobs, getting her off by sucking her tits? That in less than three days?"
I thought about it, "Maybe I am, but Hannah, after that Dementor attack I want to live my life, you heard our true feelings, Hermione wants to be with us. I admit that we got carried away at the moment, I could not think straight. I guess knowing our feelings made us go further than we planned."
I looked into her eyes and said, "I realize now it is not fair to you both, I should have thought of that. Hermione? Should we set some limits?"
Hermione answered, "I don't know where the limits should be, Harry, you know I am as socially inept as you."
I looked at Susan, "Another round of Vow of truth? That will clear any doubts and we can set borders we all agree on."
Susan nodded, "A vow of truth, not Act, come along, there is a sitting room close by."
Xxxxx
In the small lounge, we took our Vows of truth again, then we waited for the first one to start, everyone looked at me. Now, what is a boy with raging hormones going to say? I am voting for celibacy?
I sighed, "Well, here are my true feelings, I want to make love with all of you, I want to do all the things I did with Hermione with both of you too. I want to ravage Hannah the way she wants it, I want to fuck Susan's tits, I want to see Susan and Hannah go down on each other while I am shagging Hermione. I want to fuck all of you. Need I go on?"
Hannah, "Morgana! Yes! Go on! Tell me what you are going to do with me, how you are going to ravage me. I want to see you fuck Hermione while I eat out Susie, I want you to pound into me from behind while they are watching us, I want you to fuck Susie's tits and spray her face!"
Hermione stopped Hannah, "Hannah? We are talking about setting borders, not shucking them away."
Hannah groaned, "That bloody truth spell did it again. Harry, the point is that I want to join you and Hermione when you are playing, it frustrates me that we have to wait until a proper time."
Susan commented, "I feel the same as Hannah, I am not jealous of Hermione, I am jealous we can not join in the fun yet. I wanted to have everything you did with Hermione done to me too, Harry. Are we sluts for feeling this way?"
I shrugged, "I bet every teenager will say the same under a Vow of truth, let's focus on what you both will be ok with. Kissing? Fondling? Hand job? Blow job? Shagging?"
Hannah sighed, "Maybe I am a slag, but I am ok with everything as long as you both tell us about it, I was so horny when Hermione was telling us about it. Morgana! I am a slag!"
Susan nodded, "As long as we know everything and there are no secrets between us I am fine with it. It is like Hannah said when Hermione was telling us about it, we were imagining you were going to do it to us." Susan added, "It is not that Hannah and I were innocent these days, we did some private stuff too."
Hermione said at last, "I don't mind telling you about it, most of the time I was imagining how it would be when we are doing Harry with the three of us. I also love to hear what you two have been doing."
I groaned, "Maybe the Vow was not such a great idea, we are teenagers, we are expected to be horny and curious for sex, telling each other our deepest feelings will show that. Hannah, I need to hear from you what you and Susie did last night."
Hannah sighed, "Just cuddling, Harry, we have our periods, it would be too messy otherwise."
Hermione suggested, "Let's leave the room and come back in so that the Vow goes away."
Xxxxx
We left the room, our comments came back to bite us in the ass, we groaned from embarrassment and went back inside. We sat down for a few minutes to process what had been said… they were looking at me again? Who do they think I am? Some of those fake TV psychologists? Old Guy could not stand those fakers. Meh, I'll start the discussion.
I took a deep breath, "So, Hermione and I stay friends with benefits, so will you, Susan, and Hannah be friends with benefits. Does that even things out? Susan, you told me you and Hannah did almost everything, Hermione and I are not at that level yet. I don't mind that you keep that going on, and would not mind to hear you talk about that."
Susan blushed, "You have a point, Harry. Hannah and I had no right to bring it up, we got past that level you were in long ago. We don't mind that you continue your benefits, Harry and Hermione, because Hannah and I will continue ours."
I went to Hannah and straddled her lap, my hand went behind her head, I grabbed a handful of hair pulled her head backward, and whispered, "Here is a preview of your ravaging, Hannah."
After a long snog, while unbuttoning her blouse, I started to kiss her neck and shoulders while my hand exposed her tits. Hannah gasped when my lips and tongue worked on one while my other hand ravaged and went wild on her other tit. I still have it! Hannah blew her top screaming to Morgana.
I nibbled her ear and softly said, "Sweety, you can count on it that I am going to be buffed as fast as possible."
When she came down to Earth, she sighed, "Harry, I want bloody more of that."
Susan pulled me from Hannah with the comment, "Wait for your turn, slag, this slut needs some too."
We never got back to the ballroom. It is great to be me!
Xxxxx
After dinner, I told Sirius what Madam Bones and I achieved, he had a big grin when I told him about the Malfoy's and turned solemn when I told him about the life debts.
"Harry, life debts are a serious thing in the Wizarding World, that is not something to joke about," said Sirius. He explained, "In the old days, when you risked your life saving a stranger, it meant that you risked your future to save someone else's future That creates a bond for life, I guess the one you have with Hermione and the ones you are creating with Miss Susan and Miss Hannah now that they know what you fought in the Chamber of Secrets."
"In the old days, a Life Debt mostly got paid off, lands, valuables or a family connection through marriage." Sirius got more serious, "I don't know what will happen when the word gets out that hundreds of people have a life debt to you, a strong one because you saved them without them knowing about or even claiming it."
Sirius looked thoughtful and speculated, "That will create a strong compulsion to help you, or at least not oppose you. The parents of the students you saved will feel that compulsion too, especially when the students are their Heirs."
Hermione commented, "That is why Dumbledore covered it all up if news about that came out, he would lose a lot of supporters, from the dark side because they are now indebted to Harry, and from the Light side because he put their kids in danger."
Hermione frowned, "Sirius? Does that mean that all those girls will be compelled to go after Harry?"
Sirius shook his head, "No, Susan and Hannah only feel that way because that marriage contract enforces it. I bet Miss Greengrass and Miss Lovegood will soon feel the same."
Tonks came in and looked at our faces, "What did I miss? Or did somebody die? What did you do this time, brat?"
I glared at her, "Be glad you graduated the year before or you would be over your head in love with me, Missy Tonks, you would crave my touch and worship my Pego."
Tonks was puzzled, "What in Morgana's name is a Pego? And do tell me why I would crave your touch? To me, it sounds like you crave my stinging hexes."
Sirius said, "Dora if you were at Hogwarts when Harry killed that Basilisk, wouldn't you have a life debt to him?"
Tonks swore something foul, "Morgana's dried-up cunt! I would be worshiping his Pego, whatever that might be. What are you going to do about that, Sirius? Oh! Boney will go ballistic if she thinks about that!"
I grinned, "I reminded her of it this morning when I told Malfoy Senior about it."
Tonks asked, "Is that why Boney was on the warpath this afternoon? Fudge got the worst of her anger, I bet he won't survive the next wizengamot, neither will that pink toad. She is in a holding cell, for insulting her betters is the charge."
I grinned, "You better check her pedigree, I'll bet she is a half blood pretending to be a pureblood. Those are the worst fanatics."
In a lot of Fan Fics, she is a half blood, it might as well be real. Veritaserum and let her sing like a canary… like a toad.
I thought of something, "Sirius, those defaulters will sell off their properties to settle their debt, I told Sharpclaw to cooperate with Throat-Slicer to buy them all up, Madam Bones added her Account manager to it, in her words, we have a marriage contract between our Houses so it will end up in the same pocket."
Sirius lost it, he roared from laughter, "Priceless, pup! That will bring most of them to their knees! I am going to be Seriously Rich!"
Xxxxx
That night in my bed, Hermione asked, "What are you going to do with all those Life Debts, Harry? All those girls?"
I shrugged, "Noting, honey, I suspect that is why they created the Order of Merlin, that way the deeds to a large group or community are paid off when they reward one. I can call in individual Life Debts until I get that Order though." I just remembered something from Fan Fiction, "I know it! Snape! I can make him my slave and force him to teach properly!"
I grinned, "Hermione? How about we give Tonks some inspiration to masturbate on? My Pego needs some worshiping so are those beautiful tits of yours."