4. Year Two. A whole year.
Looking at their clueless faces I said: "I'll explain later." Anyway, there was no flying car incoming, no diary, no Lockheart… Is this year going to be boring? Ah! I forgot the basilisk! That is one for next weekend.
Dumbledore had some serious dents in his reputation this summer, he got sacked from his Wizengamot job and was on the verge of losing his other side job at the ICW. He totally lost his sparkle. He is still sitting on that throne and wearing those gaudy robes.
Penelope went with us upstairs, she still has a nice ass and legs, the firsties are taking the long road up so they can take their time to answer their question.
The doorknob asked: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?" I sighed, went to the knob, and gave it a slap, I asked: "Did you hear it right, or do you want to hear it again?" The door opened, my answers are always unexpected, the girls giggled when they entered the dorm. Except for Hermione, as a muggle-born, she learned about eastern philosophy and was stunned that I answered one of their enigmas.
Xxxxx
At breakfast, Flitwick handed the timetables out, and behold! We are taking the brunt of our classes with the snakes. I asked around, and all the upper year has most classes with the Puffs, I checked the timetable of the firsties, they have most classes with the Puffs too.
With a big sigh, I went to the head table and asked Flitwick: "Sir? Is it normal that only our year is partnered up with Slytherin? The other years are all partnered up with Hufflepuff, is there a reason for this?"
Flitwick answered: "The schedules of the students are done by the headmaster and Deputy Headmistress Mr. Potter."
I looked sadly at him: "I see." I turned around and got back to our table. I said to Daphne and Tracey: "You can alert them, this is another set-up."
And behold! Potions as the first class! When we entered the classroom, we took our seats, I partnered up with Hermione, she will be the primary target because she dared to be more intelligent than the proper purebloods.
Snape started with small barbs at know-it-alls, criticizing Ravens and glorifying his Snakes, halfway through, I noticed Malfoy throwing something at Hermione's cauldron. I intercepted it and studied the object.
I said out loud: "Heir Malfoy if this would enter Miss Granger's cauldron, it would explode and cover me with acid fluids. Tell me Heir Malfoy, are you attacking House Potter?"
Draco back paddled, House Potter, stood too strong to attack it directly: "No Heir Potter, I don't want to attack your House."
Snape came to his rescue: "Potter, stop flaunting for attention, by falsely accusing your classmates. That will be ten points from Ravenclaw."
I shrugged: "That will be another dispute... sir. I think you already forgot about last year."
Daphne spoke up: "Sir, I officially notify you that we won't attend your class anymore, the rules allow us to hire a private teacher if we find the Hogwarts teacher incompetent. Everyone that wants to join us is welcome, even Slytherins." All Ravenclaws stood up and left the room, Pansy and Milli wanted but did not dare to follow.
Xxxxx
The news that the second-year claws left their potion class spread like wildfire. At lunch, Daphne and Tracey approached Flitwick, Tracey handed a stack of papers and said: "Professor Flitwick, we officially contest the teaching abilities of Severus Snape. We hired a private teacher to teach everyone that is tired of that hateful man.
The rules state that you must provide a proper classroom, if you do not, we will take those classes in Hogsmeade. Please inform the headmaster of this. We hired Mrs. Andromeda Tonks nee Black, a certified potion mistress. Good day sir."
Flitwick let his head hang down, normally those types sort in Slytherin or Griffindor. He went to Dumbledore and said: "You pushed them too far Albus, and so did Severus. Heiress Davis with her Allies hired a private teacher to teach potions, and invite everyone that is tired of Severus. I am afraid that leaves him only with his Slytherins."
He looked at McGonagall: "Minerva, they are demanding a proper potion classroom. If I were you I would brush up on the school rules."
Snape fumed: "They can't do that! I am the potion Professor!"
Something snapped in Flitwick: "No you are not a Professor Severus! You can brew potions but are an incompetent teacher! If it wasn't for Albus' protection you would have been arrested for your behavior in class. I advise you to watch your mouth in my presence because I ran out of patience with you."
Dumbledore tried to mend some fences: "Filius, I am certain we can solve this without having other people coming in."
Flitwick glared at Dumbledore: "It is too late for that Albus, it is your own fault to let Severus get away with his behavior and abuse. My students don't come to me anymore to complain about him, because you are protecting him. Now they follow the Potter alliance because they get things done."
Students from all houses came to sign up for Andromeda's potion class, even some Slytherins.
Andromeda came the next day and promptly demanded another room: "Deputy Headmistress, the rule book stated you are to provide a proper classroom, not a damp dungeon. I suggest stopping sabotaging my class McGonagall, you are walking on thin ice."
Andromeda was popular overnight, her teaching was clear, her explanations were eye-openers. Neville was in heaven. With his new confidence, he advanced from a low A to a high E
Xxxxx
We picked our weekend routine back up, an hour after dinner was spent with the three of us at the beach. We discussed Luna, I said: "It seems she is standing with one foot in the present and one in the future."
I told them what happened in the train compartment, I concluded: "I don't know if she is a real Seer, but she knows some parts of the future. It will make her a target for bullies with her dream-like behavior."
Daphne commented: "It will not go that far, everyone noticed you are friendly with those three, one of them is my sister, so they will watch their steps."
Tracey said: "You are Ginny's Hero, Harry, you destroyed that howler from her mum and dictated one back to her mum in front of all the Ravenclaws, telling her that being smart is not a reason to yell at her daughter. Even the twins came to support and comfort her."
Astoria came up: "Astoria saw us kissing on my birthday, is she going to use that information? What if she wants to attend the meetings from the Alliance?"
Daphne was troubled: "We did not name the members of our Houses in the contract. I kind of like this hour on the beach, with Astoria we have to move it to a normal room. Astoria will not blackmail us with those kisses, but tease us a lot."
Tracey sighed: "I think we need to involve our study group and invite them in here. Too bad, I wanted to keep this a secret a little longer."
I smiled: "I have a way to keep it a secret. We can open a pathway to an empty corridor and let them come in from there, that will keep the head entrance a secret a little longer. The one that first imagined the room has control of it or he can allow others to."
I looked at their excited faces: "We can configure a study hall with a practice section and a small library, we let them sign a contract to keep this room a secret until we release the secret ourselves."
Daphne nodded: "It is in their own interest to keep it a secret, or others will claim its use. Tracey and I will set the contract up. You design the room."
I concentrated, I pictured a hall in two sections, one with tables and comfortable chairs, at a wall a library with a section for every topic, some couches to relax at a fireplace. The other section has a dressing room with workout clothes and showers, a wall lined with training dummies, items for Transfiguration and runes, some treadmills, and fitness benches. A swimming pool with a diving board finished the job. Although I only provided one-piece swimming suits.
Tracey commented when they inspected the room: "You still want to peek at other girls?"
I gave her a one-armed hug and said: "Tracey, these outfits are considered modest in the muggle world. The bikinis you wore last year are seen as normal in communal swimming pools. At the Mediterranean beaches, being topless is looked at as normal, ask Hermione if you don't believe me. On some private beaches, you can even drop everything and walk around naked. But if you object to the pool I'll remove it."
Daphne inspected the bathing one-pieces and said: "No Harry, you are right, if muggles consider this modest, then I am ok with it. There are muggle-born and half-bloods in our group that will appreciate a swimming pool, after all, we only have showers in Hogwarts…. Harry? A section with bathtubs please."
I locked the configuration in my mindscape after I imagined the prefect's bathroom.
Xxxxx
It is Basilisk time! Winky put twenty roosters in a room of my apartment trunk before we stepped on the train, with enough food and water for two weeks, she put a calming potion in their water or they would fight each other to death.
After breakfast, I entered Myrtle's bathroom, and looked for the sink, I found the little snake symbol: §Open, stairs§ there is no way Slytherin is using a slide. I closed the sink after myself and walked downstairs. Along the way, I saw the shed snake skin, and I was glad I took a shit an hour before, otherwise, I would crap my pants. That was a huge skin!
To be honest, my courage was dropping fast, I began to doubt my mental health, I forgot to make a will, and I don't want to be a fucking Hero anymore!
I arrived at the big door with the snakes on, my heart pounded like crazy like it does when you see your girlfriend naked for the first time and are allowed to proceed. I checked my roosters, I gave them normal water last night to get them in shape.
I gathered the last bits of my courage: §open§ armed with a mirror I entered the chamber, unloaded the roosters spread out around the ugly statue, lighted the room up with an overpowered Lumos, and waited for the first ones to start crowing: §Open for… the Lord of Slytherin!§ the ugly statue opened his mouth, while I hid in a corner with a big mirror in front of me, and continued casting compulsion charms on the roosters to crow, silently promising them that if this works, they get a job in a chicken farm fertilizing the hens for the rest of their lives.
I can't believe it worked! Basi got crowed! He didn't even make it out of the statue. I heard him trashing until it was silent. Meanwhile, those roosters were crowing their lungs out, it was deafening.
I put mirrored glasses on and made my way into the mouth of the statue after first throwing some roosters in it.
That is one hell of a big ass snake… How do I get that transported outside? It weighs as much as an elephant! I covered the eyes, yep Medusa could petrify you even when dead, so I recon this one can do it too.
Two hours later, my apartment was filled with a basilisk and twenty roosters. For safety, I claimed the corps and all the spoils in the rooms as mine with the usual so mote it be. A nice flash later, I am the proud owner of a big ass snake and a filthy room.
I called Winky and asked: "Winky? Can you come into this chamber if I am not in here?" Winky answered: "This is Masters room. Master claimed the room so Winky can come here." Nice, I took the roosters back out and said: "These roosters did a good job, find a few chicken farms and put them in there so they can have fun.. after that, can you clean this place up and see if you can find some snake motives on the floor or walls.
Also, gather all shed skins and inform Lord Greengrass that I need a visit from him and Madam Bones. Show the skins to Lord Greengrass and tell him I killed the snake."
Winky was ecstatic with the filthy room, she was bored at Greengrass Manor and this was elf Heaven.
Now, do I feel like a Hero? As long as I don't show the memory I am. After showing? Meh, then I am cunning, strategic, cowardly… fuck you, did you see the size of that beast? HUGE!
I made my way upstairs and opened the sink, right in front of a couple that was getting past third base and was working to a home run. I closed the sink, nodded to them both, and left the bathroom.
Xxxxx
Late in the afternoon, Madam Bones arrived with Lord Greengrass and a squad of Aurors, she walked straight to the headmaster's office. I was with our study group in the classroom we claimed last year.
An elf popped in and said: "Master Slythi needs to go to mister whiskers." Master Slythi? I looked at Daphne and Tracey: "We can always leave if there is nobody else."
We made our way to the headmaster's office, at the bottom of the stairs were two Aurors stationed, one of them said: "Only Mr. Potter is allowed upstairs."
I shrugged: "Call me when they are allowed to." and turned away.
Ten minutes later the elf came calling again: "Master Slythi must come, you may bring the Mistresses." Mistresses? Anyway, we strolled back to the headmaster's office and entered.
I greeted everyone: "Lord Greengrass, thank you for responding so fast, Madam Bones, you are getting more lovely each day. Aurors hello. What can I do for you today?"
Dumbledore: "Harry my boy…" I stopped him: "You are getting senile old man. It is Heir Potter to you, only in matters of school business are you allowed to call me Mr. Potter. Get that into your head once and for all. And why is that grease ball here and my head of house not? I am getting tired of your games."
I turned to Madam Bones and asked: "What can I do for you here Madam Bones? I wanted to have a private meeting with you and Lord Greengrass without Albus and Snape."
Madam Bones had to control her face to prevent a grin: "We want that you confirm to have killed a class six animal that had access to the school."
I nodded: "After Snape is gone... Move Snape! You are not wanted or needed here. Finally! Well, I can confirm it, although it needs a parselmouth to let it enter. It did fifty years ago when it killed Myrtle Warren. You may know her as moaning Myrtle. I took a stroll to its lair and killed it."
Dumbledore stood up and asked you killed the basilisk?"
I shook my head and said: "I killed a Class six animal. What made you think it was a basilisk? Unless you knew fifty years ago what animal it was and let Hagrid get arrested for possessing an acromantula pet. Also, in all of your years as a headmaster, you never made an effort to prove Hagrid's innocence. Is that enough Madam Bones? The headmaster is getting on my last nerves, he still did not return all of my possessions and heirlooms. Oh, maybe this is a good time to demand them back. Albus, return my cloak immediately. You have it here in your office. Speed it up old man! As a thief, you deserve no respect from me."
Madam Bones: "Mr. Dumbledore? Do you have House Potter Heirlooms? That is a crime and a grave show of disrespect towards the sacrifice of Heir Potters' parents."
Dumbledore was cornered: "I kept it safe for the time he would graduate and of age." Reluctantly, he handed my cloak to me.
I looked Dumbledore in the eyes and asked: "Do you think my parents are going to be gentle with you when you arrive upstairs? Madam Bones can we do this somewhere private?" Lord Greengrass noticed that the girls and I held our wands in our hands all the time.
We left the office and entered an empty classroom, I asked, can someone silence the paintings and check for listening spells? I have to remove them from me each day. Is there an elf in the room?" one elf became visible. I said: "You can go to the kitchen and help out thank you."
At the surprised look of everyone, I said: "He has spies everywhere. Now Madam Bones, I did kill a basilisk single-handed, with twenty roosters as a weapon. I claimed the carcass and all spoils in the room. My House elf confirmed it by saying that even the room is mine, in other words, I think I claimed the Slytherin Lordship. The Hogwarts elves call me Master Slythi now."
I unshrank my trunk and showed the carcass in my apartment. Everyone was shocked by the size of it.
Cyrus: "Harry? What possessed you to go after it alone? That is a big monster. What are you going to do with it?"
Well, I was hoping you and Jacob could render it and sell the parts for a five percent commission. It would be a nice nest egg for us. Madam Bones, can I show you the chamber when Winky is done cleaning? It is a bit messy now."
Madam Bones came to her senses: "That would be fine Heir Potter. I suggest a visit to Gringotts to confirm your claim on House Slytherin. With the ring, you have a say in the policies of the school." I gave my trunk to Cyrus and asked to let Winky return it.
Xxxxx
Daphne and Tracey dragged me to the RoR, Tracey demanded: "Explain, why you went down there? Alone?" Now I have to bullshit my way out of this.
"As I said, I discovered the entrance because of Myrtle. Went down there and saw the skin was from a basilisk, I asked Winky to bring twenty roosters, killed the snake, and going to get a fortune selling it. Your parents are not even going to cheat on the sales, because the money goes to their little princesses."
And this was the compliment of the day, as is written in the contract.
Xxxxx
School life settled, the weekend after my kill, I claimed House Slytherin at Gringotts. Dumbledore was walking on eggshells after that and started to avoid me. To be certain, I ordered the elves to only put nutrient potions in our food or drinks, nothing else. Madam Bones and Croaker paid a visit to the chamber, too bad for the old goat, Winky popped them in.
October had two birthday girls, celebrating the fact that they again are a year older than me. Their bikinis had less fabric when we went to the RoR for a private hour. They asked and got a good snog for their birthday present.
After Halloween, we introduced our study group to the option to train in a secret room. To keep the room secret they need to sign a student contract to keep the room a secret.
Daphne explained: "If we reveal the room, we don't have a chance to enter anymore, because the Owl and Newt students will claim it for themselves. The contract will not harm you or take your magic, it will just prevent you from talking about it when others are nearby"
When everyone signed it I left the room while Tracey said I am going to make a doorway. A few minutes later a door appeared at the back of our study room, curious they entered. Hermione rushed to the bookshelves, others explored the rooms first. We demonstrated all the functions and limitations. They forgot everything when they discovered the bath, as the only boy in the group, they said to take a shower and chased me out.
It is unnerving to be the only boy in here, I asked several boys to join, but they view this as a way to get depressed, all the highest-scoring girls are in it, should they join, it would make them feel stupid, even those dumb asses from my year. A lot of firsties joined, and some third years, you guessed it, all were females. I saw someone check if I didn't turn in one too. The doorway stayed open while we were in there. If someone who did not sign went in, they ended up two floors lower and think it is just a shortcut, one of many
Ferret boy, after finding out I am Lord Slytherin faded into the background. So were the junior death eaters.
Christmas break was a reason for Sirius to visit me. After a trip to Gringotts, Andromeda and the Tonkses were in, and Bella found herself divorced and her vault confiscated, I advised Sirius to let a team of curse breakers go over her stuff or something nasty could happen.
They found Hufflepuffs cup of course.
Sirius set his house in order, he made me his Heir, but not for long I think, he was shagging his nurses, so he will have puppies soon.
Xxxxx
Sirius reclaimed the Malfoy Manor, which used to be the Black Manor and all its elves as a penalty for refusing to give aid to her Lord. Narcissa refused to help Sirius out of Askaban, so I got Dobby as a present, along with the House on Grimmauld place, I might have hinted I wanted a house in London.
When Sirius let me get ownership of the house, I let Kreacher do his tale about Master Regy. It healed Sirius, knowing his brother died as a good man I ordered Kreacher to give the locket to Croaker with a letter from me asking to let the elf witness the destruction.
When Daphne and Tracey entered their future home their eyes shined, they started immediately ordering Winky, Dobby, and Kreacher around to shape the house to their taste. The in-laws came to inspect their princesses' new crib, friends visited to inspect their future hang-out, and Walburga reiterated to the attic to avoid all that crap.
Hermione begged us to let her move in, just until she read every book in the Black Library. I felt sorry for her parents and let her borrow a stack to take home with her.
Xxxxx
The year passed by very fast, as usual, Hermione topped our year, Padma and Daphne followed closely by Tracey and me, Susan Bones and Hannah with Su Li came next, all members of our study group. The gap was even clearer now that we had our training room. It showed with the firsties too. Luna, Astoria, and Ginny were the leading ladies on the scoreboard.
The Owl results from Andromeda's class shattered Snape's reputation. Where Snape scrapes three or four students with an O for potions each year, Andromeda, managed to get twenty students an O and eight an E+
When the board of Governors saw the results, they terminated Snape's contract and hired Andromeda. Dumbledore's protests, and calling in favors did not help. The difference was too big.
Ron? I am afraid that Ronnie has to repeat his year.
Ginny jumped in my arms and thanked me for five minutes, in the presence of Daphne and Tracey, of course.
Luna jumped in my arms and thanked me for making Hogwarts bearable, in the presence of Daphne and Tracey, of course.
Astoria… I held my hand up and pointed to Daphne: "Jump her instead." pouting, she hugged Daphne.
The train ride home was a hoot, our third-year students with Cho Chang in charge expanded the compartment to fit us all. I was wedged between Tracey and Daphne, of course.
We made agreements to visit our home to practice, arranging for adult presence all the time, I wanted to ask Tonks but Tonks was living in Black Manor to babysit Sirius, his nurses left him when they found out he was shooting blanks.
His years in Askaban did a number on him. I told him to help jobless witches out. Otherwise, they end up in crime or prostitution. Soon, word went out of Padfoot's sanctuary. It prevented him from getting depressed and it helped a lot of young witches and wizards.
Sirius and I, along with my girls, invested in several farms and companies, even started some up, we employed the witches and wizards, even sponsoring their muggle education. Theodore Tonks was hired to handle the muggle side, My parents-in-law did the wizarding side. it seems to look like we are philanthropists, but we calculated to make a profit in two years.
At the end of summer, we took Winky apart: "Winky, you know that I said to wait until I am sixteen, but with this house, if you make, with the help of Dobby and Kreacher, some nice rooms fit for elves and their children, then Winky, you can have babies of your own."
Tracey asked: "How many babies are you planning Winky?" I don't think Winky heard her, she was sobbing while holding my legs eventually Winky answered: "Winky does not know, two or three."
Daphne smiled: "We wish you good luck in finding a good mate. You are a hardworking, loyal and pretty elf, you will have beautiful children."
Meh, if Dobby wants to fuck her, he has to work for it, I am not going to demand Winky to breed with him. If they do? Good for him. Now I am picturing Winky shagging her way through the male elf population.
My birthday kiss became a birthday snog with wandering hands, we noticed that Astoria is developing a peeping tom habit. Meh, it gives her something to do.
Two weeks before September, Ginny came crying to us, telling us that she is getting homeschooled because there was no money for her education.
I suspect Dumbledore stopped sponsoring, now that he lost his grip on his puppets. I arranged a meeting with Arthur and made a student loan agreement. For the moment he could only afford Percy and the twins. Ron's bad results made the decision for homeschooling easier, a pretty pure-blood girl like Ginny will always find a husband.
That makes our decision harder, they are a package deal. In the end, I had a harsh conversation with Ron about fantasy and reality, I made myself clear: "Keep your grades up or you go to Aunt Muriel, I am not going to pay for a lazy slob that doesn't even bother to open his books.
Even I must work hard to keep up with Daphne and Tracey. So look for a goal to work for and start studying."
Daphne and Tracey talked with Molly, and let her agree that we will arrange Ginny's school equipment and clothing, so there is more money for the boys.
Xxxxx
On the train to Hogwarts Ginny cried in my arms again. Bloody uncomfortable when there is a busload of girls watching you.
5 An easy year.
Ginny eventually calmed down, but stayed on my lap, exhausted she fell asleep, these last days were stressful, and she only believed that she could go when she boarded the train, she didn't sleep for two days. After a while, she snuggled in closer, I asked for help with my eyes at Daphne and Tracey, they didn't understand eye language or have fun at my expense.
All the girls in the compartment were talking with soft voices, discussing their electives and the Hogsmeade trips, Ginny snuggled deeper and put her head on my shoulder with her mouth on my neck. Now my eyes are screaming for help, with Ginny's soft breath on my neck. Now, here is the situation, to my left is Daphne, to my right is Tracey, and right on top of me is a pretty girl snuggling and giving me a boner… sue me! I am in puberty now, my dingeling gets in action when it thinks a boob is close. Right now I am in boob country, closely watched by my girlfriends who enjoy my discomfort.
After some time I dozed off too, while sleeping, my hands began to prevent Ginny from sliding down and held her up by her ass. I woke up when someone was moaning in my ear.
Everyone was giggling when I looked at my situation, I glared at Tracey and Daphne, and asked with a whisper: "Why didn't you wake me up?"
Tracey answered silently: "It was too funny." Ginny woke up at that moment, and noticed where and how she was positioned, she groaned: "How bad is it?"
I sighed: "Now that you are awake, they can begin with teasing us. Did you sleep well?" She just nodded. I had a good nap too even with a girl right on top of me.
Once the teasing was done the ride went smoothly.
Xxxxx
The Great Hall was buzzing from all the mixed voices, Hermione was telling them about their trip to France. Daphne asked: "Hermione, is it true that the women on the beach don't wear a bra?"
Hermione nodded: "Almost everyone is topless on the beach. It is not a big deal when everyone does it." Suddenly everyone was listening, boobs are a popular teenage topic of conversation after all.
Thank Merlin for the sorting diversion, the hat was thought to be funny and warned everyone about runaway trucks. I was the only one to get the joke.
Anyway, we followed Penelope's shapely ass and beautiful legs. Tracey asked: "What are you looking at? I answered: "At miss Clearwater's legs and behind." Tracey pinched me: "Why?" I looked at Tracey: "Because that is what's right in front of me. If you want me to look at your bum, then walk in front of me… Hmm? Who is walking behind you?" A second-year boy eeped and moved a few paces away.
There was an extra sway in Penelope's walk, I kept on looking of course.
The doorknob had another one: "If a tree falls down in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?"
I answered: "Sound waves do not require human ears to travel through the air. It is human arrogance that thinks they are the center of everything, I think it is Plato or the dude Socrates that… never let me finish." The door went open, I mumbled: "There comes a day when that blasted door lets me finish my answer."
Xxxxx
I pecked the girls on the cheek and went to bed. My alarm went off at six and I started my daily routine, at seven-twenty I was ready for the day on the treadmill. After their good morning kiss, we went to have breakfast, a bunch of firsties followed us, and along the way, we showed them interesting items to make them remember the way back.
"Here is the guiding armor, if you ask where is the great hall? See? He points in the right direction. This painting is the opposite, if you try to talk to it, that old man will start insulting you until you go away."
The old guy: "Then you better start moving smart ass, you are getting on my nerves, what are you brats looking at…" We went to the next one: "This stairway is a tricky one, you have to focus on your destination or it will turn so you have to take the long way down.
If you want to have fun, almost every suit of armor has a line that activates them to do something, sometimes it is a silly thing, sometimes it is an action like opening a secret door.
Here is the Great Hall, Professor Flitwick will hand the schedules out. If you are lost, ask an older student, most will help you out. Have fun guys and galls."
Xxxxx
It was the third year our Dada teacher returned, Mr. Harrison was an old grumpy guy, but he knows his stuff. We are his favorite student club, our spells are the best in class, and learned the fastest.
Andromeda has a fan club too, she and Sinistra are stacked in the boob and ass department, they know it and they show it. It keeps the attention from drifting. Every boy wants to impress them with good performances. Every girl was observing them, to learn how to hold a boy's attention, a win-win.
Miss Babbling was raising in popularity too, it was her second year teaching and it was clear she took pointers from Andromeda and Sinistra, her robes showed more of her figure, her shirts showed some cleavage, all in all, a major improvement.
I started to call them the Three Babes, it was a catchy phrase, and soon everyone called them that. As a result, their boobs became more pointy, and their hips swayed more. Again, win-win for the students.
Flitwick stopped my daydream and handed us our schedules. Dumbels must have learned something, because we have classes with all three houses, spread equally.
Daphne, Tracey, and I took the same classes, Runes, Arithmancy, and care of Magical creatures. I already told everyone how to tame the Monster book. That got me a bone-crushing hug from Hermione, it drove her crazy, not being able to read that book, worse, a book that tried to bite her! It was the first time she saw a book as the enemy.
Xxxxx
Runes were fun, the RoR provided books with translation spells, and it worked on rune alphabets too. It made learning to apply them easier. Babbling was so happy, that she unbuttoned another one on her shirt, which in turn made us happy too. The pinches from Daphne and Tracey stopped when I told them I liked looking at their cleavages more. That was the daily flirt, as stated in the contract.
Arithmancy was magic math. We are all good at occlumency and our mindscape did wonders for our memory. Professor Vector was buttoned up to her neck which made a drop in students, her classes were interesting though.
Hagrid… We made our way to the meadow next to the forest, most of the students had their books tied up, nervous, Hagrid said: "Open your book on page twenty…"
Malfoy interrupted and showed his tied-up book: "How? That blasted thing wants to bite me!"
I laughed at him: "Stroke the spine dumbass, that book is trying to teach you, that every monster has a way to be handled. Stoke the spine and the book will remain calm for a day."
Hagrid was happy for my help: "Good answer Mr. Potter, everyone wait, I have a treat for you, I'll be right back." He came back with Buckbeak the bloody Hippogriff. Do I let Canon play? Yep, or this year gets too dull.
Well… up close, that beak is looking fucking sharp, I made my bow, he bowed back, and before I could say a word Hagrid grabbed me and put me on this bird-horse somethingy. He slapped the ass and Buckbeak flew off with me, Hagrid yelled: "Don't pull on the feathers, they don't like that!"
I yelled back: "On what do I hold on then you bastard? There is nothing else to hold on to!" Buckbeak took the scenic tour around the castle and landed back down, I thanked him for the ride and joined my girls. I said: "It was enjoyable, with reins and a saddle it would be fantastic."
Malfoy did his stupid stunt and class was done. Pansy did nothing to defend the dumbass this time, I guess the loss of half his fortune and his chance to become Lord Black made him lose a lot of female attention.
I took Professor Flitwick aside: "Professor, can you tell Professor Hagrid to teach magical creatures as they are classified? Class one this year, class two next year, and hold on to the bloody dragons until our Newts. We don't have giant skin to protect us from harm."
Flitwick nodded: "I heard of the incident Mr. Potter, you are right about the level of creatures. I'll have a word with him."
Little Dragon had his arm in a sling until I mocked him with his feeble body "Is your body so weak that even a simple healing spell doesn't work? A scratch like that is healed in a minute with us, has your body some defects Heir Malfoy? Or are you a baby that wants to be cuddled? The bad, bad, Birdy did an auwy on baby Malfoy? Does mummy need to kiss it better?" The whole Great Hall roared with laughter, more so when he shouted: "Wait until my father hears about this." When he stormed out of the Hall.
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Daddy losing most of his money resulted in no Nimbus brooms for Slytherin, and no Draco seeker. I lent my brooms to Ron and Ginny for their tryouts. Ron made it as reserve keeper, with a warning that he is off the team if his grades drop.
Ginny made the team as a chaser. She jumped me and hugged me for five minutes, in the presence of Daphne and Tracey of course.
We gave both new uniforms. Ginny jumped me and hugged me for five minutes, in the presence of Daphne and Tracey of course. Daphne mentioned that she became my personal Koala.
Hermione, our personal Bookworm, did all available courses, after a week, we took her aside in the RoR, and showed her a small room in a corner.
I said: "Hermione, if you take all courses, then those idiots must have given you a Time Turner to follow all classes right?"
Hermione blushed and nodded: "Professor McGonagall made me promise to keep it a secret and not to abuse it."
I continued: "She failed to mention that it messes with your biorhythm and sleeping patterns. It increases your study load, in other words, your grades are going to drop this way. Also, by telling you not to abuse it, it cuts on your time to study and time to do all the homework.
It is good news for them because Daphne and Padma will then take the top spots, two proper purebloods from fine stock."
Hermione looked shocked at me: "But McGonagall told me it would help me to take all courses!"
I smiled sadly: "It would help you to take all courses, but not your grades. I have two solutions for you: first, drop Divination and Muggle Studies, both are useless for you, especially Muggle studies, the teacher is a pureblood without a clue about your world. Trelawney is predicting the future by looking into an empty sherry bottle.
Second, this room is for you to sleep in, for every hour you go back, you must take an hour to sleep. If you don't, you will have a mental breakdown before the year is over. This door has a doorbell, ring it and wait a few minutes until you hear another door close. Go in, turn a few hours and wake up when the doorbell rings, when you close the other door, the circle is closed."
Daphne and Tracey grabbed Hermione in a hug, Tracey softly said: "Harry is right you know, your grades will go down this way. Drop two electives, Hermione, You can always take your Owls and Newts in Muggle Studies without taking a class, even divination."
Daphne added: "I want to beat you and take your top spot, but not this way. I am going to spank your ass if you don't listen to us."
Hermione returned the Time Turner and dropped two courses, I gave her a bottomless bag for her birthday. She hugged me for five minutes, in the presence of Daphne and Tracey of course.
We got new firsties in our club, all female again, now that I am getting a bit older, they began to call it Harry's Coven, or the Potter Harem.
On our Sunday beach time we talked it over, I asked: "Why won't any boy join the club? It is getting ridiculous."
Tracey laughed: "That is right Harem Lord, or do you prefer Coven Master?"
Daphne commented: "The rumors of our study methods are getting out of hand too. Because we can't talk about it, they think we made a servant bond with the girls. Also, they think it is a girls-only club, with you as an exception."
I sighed: "Alright, more girls for me then, I am happy though that Astoria hasn't found our private beach. I love this hour with the both of you." That comment got me a slap first and a double hug.
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The first Hogsmeade weekend was a group outing, Cho and her team showed us around, pointing out all the tourist spots, we had a communal dinner which as a gentle Lord I paid for, and after dinner, we split up for shopping, which I refused to pay for.
I did offer everyone tea and cake at Madam Puddifoot's at three o'clock, which was a bad idea in hindsight. Cho attended with Marietta Edgecombe, Hermione, Padma, Susan, and Hannah, entered the shop with me and my girls. I admit, we had a wonderful time and a lot of fun.
The Daily Bullshit sold a lot of copies the next day, showing pictures of the Harem Lord and his Ladies. I completely forgot about that bug!
If it was only that, it would be alright, the visits of their parents were not, they told me in not so many words, that I was taking them off the market by ruining their girl's reputation.
I banged my head on the table when those girls told their parents they didn't mind losing it.
Xxxxx
We celebrated the girl's birthday with the club, The house elves made a big cake for their Mistresses, both were very popular with the elves. More so when they gave permission to have babies, although no more than three, and not all at the same time. Merlin only knows, they could breed like rabbits.
We finished the party on the beach with a snogging session, our hands could have explored some spots, but we kept it within limits.
Xxxxx
Christmas break came with some obligations, we had to attend some parties and balls, mingle with the right crowd brush some hands with our lips, and dance with our girlfriends. Including Susan and Hannah, both members of the upper class. They were glad I attended so the other boys backed off.
Madam Bones and the Abbots watched me like a hawk, so I did not dare to cup a feel on their bums, both have nice asses though, and Susan's boobs have a promise to grow as big as the ones from her aunt.
Winky told us she was expecting, and due to deliver in February. She did not tell who the father is, it could be she shagged a few and doesn't know. Anyway, Daphne and Tracey got in crazy aunt mode and made certain everything was in order for the little one.
We had our new year snog, at the Ministry dance, Susan and Hannah asked permission from Tracey and Daphne to get a snog too from me. When both nodded, I sacrificed myself for the cause of course.
Xxxxx
Valentine's day… I was glad fucking Lockheart is not here, I got a mountain of chocolate, and gave a mountain of chocolate. Daphne and Tracey got an extra necklace and a bunch of flowers. The club got chocolate and a single flower.
I hope I did my duty with that and wished the day will end soon. Daphne and Tracey visited my room at night for a thank you snog. Astoria found out of course.
Xxxxx
Studies went fine, with our personal library, it is handy when the book you want to find appears in your hand, we were the top of our year, Pansy and Millicent joined our club, now that Snape is fired, they mingled with other houses and had way more fun.
Sinistra is head of House Slytherin now and took care of the abuse and harassment of the upper years. Some of the slow learners got a visit from their parents when Sinistra summoned them to the castle and threatened them with expulsion.
With the mixed timetables, we made more friends in other Houses. Neville became a good friend, more so when I pointed out his faulty wand as the cause of his problem, and possibly a bound core too. Meh, I just repeat eighty percent of fan fiction about him. The chicken shit is still too much afraid to join the club.
Ron was trying hard to keep up studying, Demelza Robins helped him, she was the reserve chaser of the team and took him under her wing, she made studying fun and interesting. He got a lot of help from his team when they noticed the effort he put into it. He will pass this year for sure.
Ravenclaw came in second with the Quidditch cup. The Gryffindors team was too strong, Cho and Ginny were first-time players, but it promised to be a good season next year.
Xxxxx
Astoria finally found out. She stalked us for months to see where we go Sunday after dinner. She paid a seventh-year student to cast a disillusion charm on her and stalked along into the Room of Requirement.
Astoria was found out when the spell wore off. Daphne sighed: "Hello Astoria, how and when did you get in?"
Astoria giggled: "At the same time like you Daph, and that is a tiny bikini you have on, it does not leave much for the imagination. You might as well be naked. You to Tracey, I am surprised Harry can keep calm looking at you both."
Yeah, two sessions in the bathroom helps a lot to keep him down.
Tracey nodded at Astoria: "We were wondering about it too, Cho explained it to us, so if you want to know, ask her."
I asked: "Now that you found out about it, can you let it go?" Astoria went to the table with bikinis and selected one: "Nope, not a chance Harry." she went into the changing room and came blushing back out in a tiny bikini.
I made a beach chair appear next to Daphne, and said: "Be nice or we kick you out."
Like hell will I let my time here ruin by Astoria, if she wants to be here, she must accept the fact that Tracey, Daphne, and I are on the snogging phase. She can be a peeping tom for all I care.
Blabbermouth could not keep it still after Luna asked her if she had a good time at the beach. So on Sunday, two hours before dinner, it was beach time for the club. I stayed outside to let the girls have some girl bonding time, while I studied in the classroom. That way we could keep our beach time.
Xxxxx
Winky had a little girl! She called her Hessy, Dobby came to us with the news, as happy as if he was the father… then again, maybe he is.
The girls told Dobby to congratulate Winky and we will visit her and little Hessy when school was done. I already feel like an uncle.
I finally learned my Patronus! The stag circled the room, giving everyone a good feeling. Two days later every one of the third and fourth years of our club could cast one. Ginny was the first one of her year to succeed, she jumped in my arms, gave me a big hug, then she closed her eyes and cast her… doe.
It became a bloody herd, Daphne, Tracey, Susan, Hannah, Cho, and now Ginny.
Luna jumped in my arms, gave me a big hug, closed her eyes, and cast a... Bunny, somehow she was disappointed.
Astoria followed the same procedure and got a mocking bird, she could live with that.
A week later, I had the messenger Patronus figured out, two nights later, Pansy's life-sized elephant stormed into the Great Hall and a small girly voice said to Sinistra: "Sorry Professor, I'll be a bit later for dinner." Yep, Pansy is a show-off. The Slytherin upper years paid more attention to her now, it caused Millicent to show her bull too.
I scared the shit out of Sirius when my stag and his herd of six does came barging in, yelling to stop licking his balls.
Arthur was proud when Ginny's Patronus came into the mess hall of the Ministry at lunch and said: "Hey daddy, see? I just learned this. I love you, bye." A second-year student doing a messenger Patronus was a record, when Griselda Marchbanks came to Hogwarts to congratulate Flitwick, the poor man didn't even know Ginny could cast that spell. After questioning Ginny, she ratted Luna and Astoria out too.
Griselda was stunned when she heard I taught them that, soon, one by one, our club showed their Patronus to her.
The Daily Assholes reported that the Harem Lord is teaching his harem Powerful spells. A Patronus to Sirius made him pay a visit to the Daily Rag, my 20% added with his 25% was enough to shut them up.
Xxxxx
My wandless is getting stronger, I am still not giving up on that. I could do the first-year spells almost as strong then with my wand and have no problem with the household spells.
When Malfoy is annoying us with his drivel, I wash his mouth out with soap or give him a new haircut.
Hermione used her Otter Patronus to send messages to her parents. They could not see it, but feel it and hear the message. Hearing her voice and the feeling of the Patronus was very special for her parents, it was as if they could feel her love for them.
My next field of study went to combat, most were trying spell chains to improve casting speed or improve results, for example, casting oil is simple, and casting boiling oil is hard. Double casting was a popular topic in many fan fiction so I worked very hard on it.
Professor Harrison as a retired Auror provided good tips for spells against multiple adversaries, Daphne, Tracey, and Susan were very interested and joined the training, soon the four of us were blasting our way through the training dummies.
Soon I let dueling dummies appear. We teamed up, one shielding, one laying trap, and two blasting spells. We could hold our own against three Dummies.
Xxxxx
I asked Sirius to hire a box for at least thirty people at the Quidditch world cup, more if he brings people along. And a big ass tent to house them Not flashy from the outside, but nice and comfy inside. If I wait until school is out then they are all sold out.
When Sirius confirmed he hired a box and reserved thirty seats for me, I pointed the Weasley twins out to him and said they were the ones that have the marauder's map, where I discovered the rat, they captured and gave Wormtail to me. Sirius invited the Twins to the World cup.
I said to Ron: "Ron, if you have good results, then I invite you and Demelza to the Quidditch World Cup. I have a big tent and enough adults to supervise. It is up to you and Demelza."
In the club, I announced that I have thirty tickets for the world cup and sixteen are available if they are interested.
I said: "Daphne, Tracey, I reserved tickets for both your families if they want to go, and reserved one for Ginny and Luna if they want. Also, I promised Ron and Demelza a seat if Ron does well on his tests."
When Ginny heard she could come along, she became a Koala for five minutes, in the presence of Daphne and Tracey of course.
Xxxxx
End-term exams were easy, as always the muggle-born took first place, but Daphne and Padma were closing in
Combat training gave Susan and Hannah more confidence, it showed with their grades, Susan overtook me and sided with Tracey Hanna came alongside me, The boys in our year are crushed, even the girls that are not in our club didn't want to get behind so even Lav-lav crushed the Ravenclaw ponces.
Ron did fantastically, the twins gave him a new wand last summer. He could choose between a new wand and a pet, and Ron chose wisely.
The last Sunday before dinner, the girls dragged me along to the beach for a goodbye party, Hermione demonstrated monokini, Tracey and Daphne followed. Of course... I didn't complain. Soon Susan, Hannah, and Cho dropped theirs too… I was not expecting the eye candy, so Little Harry raised his head. I enjoyed the goodbye party... a lot.
Beach time after diner got to a new level.
6 Fourth Year. The cup.
The train ride was… you can say we became more than friends, the club felt like family, The compartment was expanded so everyone fitted in, the firsties lost their shyness and were talking about breaking Ginny's record by learning the Patronus before Christmas. Ginny cheered: "I'll help! That will get those annoying purebloods off my back."
We discussed dates to visit each other and started planning the world cup "I reserved for three days, two days before the match and the day of the match, we spend the night there and go home the next morning. You may choose what day you come, one, two, or all three, don't worry about pocket money, Sirius got that covered." To tell you the truth, it is on me, but I'll blame Sirius.
The conversation came on Winky and Hessy… and needed twenty minutes to get Hermione from her high horse. I told her: "If I didn't accept Winky in my House, she would have died within two years, they need two things Hermione, our magic, and the feeling that they are a part of the family. That's what they are Hermione, how would you like it if I tell you to free your mother from slavery?
After all, she works for free, even has to earn money to be able to live with you… Hermione! She is forced to have sex with your dad! I need to set her free! The poor woman does not even know she is a slave, so I must save her against her wishes… Do you understand my point of view now Hermione? Those elves are part of my family, just like your mum is part of yours."
Hermione huffed: "I understand now Harry, but you didn't have to be so harsh rubbing it in."
With a guilty look, I answered: "You are right Hermione, I was a bit cruel, I am sorry, well where are you heading this holiday? France? Italy? Spain?"
Hermione smiled: "We go to Greece for three weeks, there are so many sites I want to visit…" That set her over my smack down, soon others were telling her what they know about magical Greece and where to look.
I handed bags of floo powder to everyone: "You are welcome every day to visit, when we are not home our elves can tell you where we are and when we are supposed to return. If you want to read some books from the library, ask Kreacher which ones are safe, some books are nasty. I will key you in as friends in the wards of the house tonight. For the ones without a floo call on Dobby. He will bring you over."
Daphne said: "We have plenty of rooms, so you are welcome to stay overnight, our elves love to take care of guests."
A firstie, Romilda Vane asked: "My parents both work, is it alright that I come during the day and return home in the evening? They only have three weeks of vacation the first three weeks of July."
Tracey answered: "That is alright, we are going to spend this summer redecorating the house and can use the ideas of another woman."
That set them off on the plans, upgrading the kitchen the dining Hall ballroom… I asked: "We have a ballroom?" Daphne grinned: "Oh yes we have, a bit outdated, but retro is in these days."
Xxxxx
We arrived at the station, and Astoria jumped in her mother's arms: "Second place mum! Professor Flitwick was happy we took the three first spots again this year!"
Ellen hugged her youngest: "We were very proud when Professor Flitwick told us the ministry came to congratulate you with that record. It is a very powerful Patronus. Yours too Daphne, a messenger Patronus of your age is an achievement."
Roger Davis grumbled: "They all can do that spell, the whole club except the first years. Tracy needs to teach me that spell, I need that for my Newts next term.
Jacob ruffled his hair: "Then you need to be friendlier to your sister son. Come let us go home."
I called Cyrus: "I'll go to Grimmauld place first, I need to set the wards and see the little one."
Daphne: "Mum! Can Tracey and I go over for an hour? We need to see little Hessy and make some plans for redecorating. Dobby will bring us home."
Veronica answered: "One hour Tracey. Daphne? We missed you, and want to see you home sometimes, Harry? That goes for you too, having a house does not mean forgetting about us."
I smiled and gave both mothers a hug: "I won't forget, I spend the best time of my life with you. It was the first time I felt at home. Now, did anyone see a black dog? Kind of a bit mangy and scruffy?" I saw him come from a distance with Tonks. Tonks had him on a leash. Somehow I don't want to know the reason.
Padfoot saw me and dragged Tonks along, I shouted: "Miss! Keep that dog away from me! He might have fleas!"
Tonks shouted back: "Do you think I am in control of the fleabag? I left my rolled-up paper at home!" The dog began to slobber me. Astoria grinned: "Now you know what it feels like Harry! Don't worry dad, I'll show the memory at home."
We took the floo home, Dobby and Kreacher welcomed us and showed us to Winky. Winky glowed with pride: "Master Harry, Mistress Daffy, Mistress Tracey, this be my Hessy."
Daphne and Tracey got back into aunty mode: "Winky! She is beautiful! You can be proud of your daughter. Do you have everything you need to take care of Hessy? If not, Dobby and Kreacher will get it."
I got on one knee and studied Hessy, those house elves from the movies were butt ugly, our elves were just ugly without the butt, the little one was kind of cute, I said: "Congratulation Winky, this is the first child in our House. I will make sure it will be a happy home. It is a beautiful girl. Is she already in House Potter or do I have to invite her in?"
Winky glowed: "Hessy be a Potter elf Master Harry." I left the girls with Winky and set the ward stone and added my friends.
Sirius grinned when he saw all the girls named on the friend's list of the floo: "Harry, you can't believe the rumors that are flying around about you, and looking at the list there must be some truth in it."
I shrugged: "Maybe, it started with just me, Daphne, and Tracy studying together, Hermione, a muggleborn, felt a bit lonely and asked to join the study group, Padma and Su Li came too. Suddenly I had the five smartest witches in our study group.
Other girls followed, the sister of Padma brought a friend from Griffindor, Susan and Hannah from Hufflepuff, and sometimes Pansy and Milli from Slytherin. All the smartest witches from their house and before you know it those naffing putzes were too intimidated to join the study group. So now I am alone with a whole bunch of women. And those bastards calling it Harry's Harem."
Sirius chuckled: "Boohoo, I can almost feel your pain. How do Daphne and Tracey take those rumors?"
I shrugged: "They don't mind. They are with me all the time, so they know nothing happens without them knowing it. Well, everything is done here, how are you, Sirius? And at the manor? Picked up a lot of strays lately?"
Sirius looked troubled: "Harry, I thought I had a bad life, some girls went through hell before they escaped to us. It is so bad that I hired someone to take care of the worst ones, that bad. They set a flight route up for the ones that want to leave that life behind. It is a good thing we can offer them work. We need some more farms though."
I thought for a bit and said: "I'll let Ted look for muggle farms next month, but what you need most is security for the days you are at the world cup, your house and everyone in it will be at risk of an attack. Remember, Malfoy knows the location, and most of the Aurors are at the cup…"
Sirius paled: "Merlin's saggy balls! I have to crank up on the security." I nodded: "Make sure everyone has a wand, and let them train household spells. Come down to the dueling room and I'll give an example of how to use it for defense."
Twenty minutes later, Tonks left with her dog. We took the floo home.
Xxxxx
July was spent decorating the rooms, now that the elves cleaned everything, the rooms were quite beautiful, except for those bloody snake motives that can be found on everything you look at. The house was filled with laughter, our club members visited regularly and helped with the house, we are warded from detection so they could use magic here.
On my birthday, our home was presentable, We threw a big birthday party and invited every one of the club and their families, and every student of our year, yep even daddy's boy.
Daddy's boy declined though, and so did many boys of our year. Are those pricks allergic to smart witches? Meh, it's their loss. The dining room and ballroom looked great the girls did a fantastic job on it, with the help of the adults of course.
The party was a blast, the parents of our club members finally met, and compared notes on the changes their girl had after joining the club. Well, the club was approved, especially by the fact of second-year students were able to cast a spell that some Newt students are not able to learn.
Cyrus and Jacob explained why it became an all-girls club and that the only male in it is already spoken for. Sirius commented: "That is not exactly true Cyrus, Remember that your Patronus takes the form of the one you love? Harry surprised me last month by sending his stag Patronus with six deer Patronus to me. That means there are four girls with feelings for Harry other than Daphne and Tracey."
Mrs. Abbot sighed: "Hannah and Susan, I fear they are completely smitten by him."
Mr. Chang: "So is my Cho, she claims that everything she learned is thanks to Heir Potter, she too is completely enamored by him."
Arthur: "I didn't have to see Ginny's Patronus to know she has fallen for Harry, he is her Hero."
Mrs. Granger asked: "Do you mean that eventually, all girls will fall in love with the boy?"
Mrs. Chang answered: "There are a lot of things that are attracting to a witch, most of all his magical power, the magic is calling to them, secondly is his character, being a powerful criminal will turn them away, third is the availability, if he is spoken for, they search for another partner."
Cyrus added: "Harry has a lot of magic power, he is on par with adult wizards maybe even more. Daphne said he is doing wandless magic and can easily do second-year spells with it, he is even training double casting. He is guiding those girls in learning magic, the Patronus for example. What other boy can compare with him?"
Madam Bones commented: "The ones with the Doe Patronus are girls that don't mind sharing him, that is the fourth factor for choosing a partner, are you willing to share him? Daphne and Susan need to keep the name of their House, it is one of the main reasons they are so closely connected with Tracey and Hannah. I don't know the situation of miss Cho and miss Ginny."
Arthur chuckled: "Harry is the reason Ginny is in Ravenclaw, Harry is also the reason that she can continue in Hogwarts by providing a student loan. He is her Hero."
Maybe inviting all the parents was not a good idea, halfway to the party I felt every eye of them on me. When they left, the way they said goodbye to their daughters was weird, the way Sirius grinned chilled my spine.
Xxxxx
The club would spend a week at Grimmauld place, while Tonks will chaperon us. I asked everyone: "Did you notice a change in your parent's behavior? They looked weird at me when they left."
Tracey laughed: "You must be dreaming Harry, now, let's party! We worked hard last month, this week is all about fun! Harry, show them what you did last week!"
I took the wireless, and everyone groaned, Astoria complained: "Please in Morgana's name, not Celina Warbeck!"
I smiled at Astoria: "Not a fan? Don't worry, I adjusted this wireless and now it can receive muggle stations too. Just let me search for a good station… here, some pop music." Everyone started dancing, why muggleborns or half-bloods never thought about this is beyond me, if it can receive magical waves, it is a small step to change it to find radio waves.
At ten o'clock the firsties went to bed on the second floor, an hour later the rest followed except for Daphne, Tracey, Susan, Hannah, Cho, and Ginny.
Daphne said: "Well birthday boy, one last snog and it is off to bed." She sensually walked closer, put me in a close hug, and gave me a long mind-blowing kiss. She smirked at me when Tracey took her place and did the same.
Susan sighed: "That was so hot, Tracey? Daphne? Do you mind if we gave him a birthday kiss too? Daphne and Tracey looked at each other, after a nod from Daphne Tracey said: "Sure, it is his birthday, go for it."
With a hungry look, Susan walked toward me: "Happy birthday Harry." She gave me a long sensual snog, her boobs pressed at my chest and her hands wandered all over my back… My dingeling was already standing straight after Daphne's and Tracey's kiss, and Susan's kiss did nothing to cool it down.
Hannah took her place, she must have been practicing with Susan, because she kissed the same, leaving my heart pounding in my chest.
Cho chuckled: "Don't forget about me birthday boy." She pressed her body against mine and gave me a good snog, a really good snog.
Ginny looked at Daphne: "Is it alright if I give him a kiss too?" Daphne smiled: "Go ahead Ginny, we don't mind, to be honest, it is kind of hot looking at you kissing." Ginny rushed into my arms and gave me a good snog. Being kissed by six girls was not the way I expected to end the day, but I take all I can get. Puberty you know.
That night, Daphne and Tracey snuck into my bed, we went up a level, a naked kiss and wandering hands ended a perfect birthday.
Xxxxx
We had a blast that week, introducing purebloods to muggle shopping malls is fun, until I got the bill. Dressed in jeans and sweatshirts we visited an amusement park… well, if you are used to the carts at Gringotts, a roller coaster seems a bit dull, even with the loops. The rest of the attractions were fun though.
During the visit to Heathrow, where we watched the airplanes land and take off into the sky, it was fun to watch their faces. When I threw in some numbers of passengers leaving and arriving each year, they were blown out of their minds.
The airshow on a military base was the next shock, the sound and speed of the airplanes made them compare it with their broomsticks. I joked: "There is one thing those airplanes can't do that those brooms are good at."
Cho took the bait: "What can't they do Harry?" I chuckled: "You can't sweep the floor with them." Laughing, I had to run from all the Quidditch fans.
We did a shopping trip in Diagon Alley, we didn't buy much, but had to drag Hermione away from the bookstores.
Xxxxx
The week ended, and I was a happy boy, Daphne and Tracey snuck into my bed every night, just to cuddle and sleep. What can I say? Life is good.
The World cup preparations were done, I went over there to set the tent up next to Sirius's tent. Mine looked reasonably normal, the one from Sirius? You expect to see an elephant or a clown come out of it. It was a bloody circus tent!
Each girl received an emergency portkey and a button to call on Dobby. With death eaters planning to disturb the world cup in Canon, I am preparing for the worst-case scenario. Dobby will pop them outside the wards and they port to our house. Dobby and Kreacher came along to prep the food and clean the place up.
With all this in order, we had fun for three days, mingling with Irish and Bulgarians alike. Sirius, Cyrus, and Jacob hosted most of the events in Sirius's tent, Cyrus and Jacob made international connections, I even met Fleur and Gabrielle. Fleur was pleasantly surprised I could stand her allure, Roger however was a drooling mess.
I felt sorry for the guy and elbowed him: "Roger, it is like peeling onions, if you breathe through your nose, you will cry your eyes out. Their allure are pheromones that are projected to you, breathing through your mouth helps a lot."
With a worried face Roger asked: "I never peeled an onion, Harry, is it hard?" I sighed and asked Dobby to let him try it in our tent. Fleur's father heard our conversation and asked: "How did you know my daughter is part Veela?"
I grinned at him and answered: "when I saw the look on Roger's face, your daughter is very beautiful, but Roger has interacted with beautiful girls before, so him ending as a drooling fool, it was easy to guess."
Fleur's father sighed: "When Veela girls start puberty, they have a hard time controlling their allure, it makes their life difficult. Ma Fleur has her allure almost under control, another year will do it. I am impressed you are not affected."
I answered: "My heart is already spoken for sir, that makes it easier for me to resist. I don't mind befriending her, she seems nice, your other daughter too."
Fleur and Gabrielle spent the second day with us, she introduced us to the Bulgarian mascots, again, I had to slap Roger's head. Two mascots took pity on him and gave him a potion: "Here drink this, it will last for a week, so you can act normal."
I commented: "Now he has to resist your natural beauty, that is hard too." Hey, Roger can blush!
The world cup followed Canon. Krum took the snitch, and Ireland took the cup.
That night, those morons appeared and started to cause problems. I called on Dobby: "Dobby! Make certain every girl is outside the wards and ported back home, then help Sirius. Kreacher, you come with me."
The death eaters were heading our way, clearly looking for us. I said to Kreacher: "Remember, stay invisible, these are the helpers of the one that killed master Regy. First, take those muggles away, and then collect the firewood they brought along, then those portkeys."
Kreacher grinned evilly and snapped his fingers three times. The muggles disappeared, their wands landed in front of me, so were the portkeys. Now it is my turn! I used a widespread spell that pruned shrubs and small trees with full force, the whole group of death eaters was cut short… literally.
They all fell down, they didn't have a foot to stand on, footloose so to speak, you know the farming animals? Like those big farming horses or those pigs? When they cut their tales, they have a spell that cauterizes the wound. I felt sorry for those men, and I did first aid to them.
I just used that spell… to stop the bleeding of course, for good measure I did the feet too, I accidentally stepped on some wands that were on the ground, someone must have lost it. I heard a chuckling Kreacher pop away.
Several Aurors apparated in and surrounded the screaming death eaters. It was a gruesome sight, fourteen men with death eater robes on were squirming on the ground without feet, screaming from the pain.
With a sonorus, I shouted at them: "Come on! It doesn't even hurt as bad as a crucio! I even healed your wounds you pussies! The people you tortured felt more pain! Where is your pride as a pureblood? Aurors? I apprehended some stray death eaters, you must have missed them in eighty-one. Roll up their sleeves and check for the brand. I, as Lord Slytherin, demand their trial. They are a disgrace to my ancestor's memory."
Sirius, Cyrus, and Jacob stood next to me, Cyrus said: "As Heir Potter's guardian and as Lord Greengrass I second that demand."
Jacob: "As Lord Davis, I also demand a trial."
Sirius added: "So does Lord Black. Anyone that tries to free them will be regarded as our enemy and treated the same as this scum."
Madam Bones apparated in, an Auror whispered to her about the situation, she said: "Well, put them in the cells. I agree with their demands."
I interrupted her: "Madam Bones! There are death eater sympathizers among your Aurors. Make them vow not to let them escape, most of these creeps are high-ranking nobles, you will see if you take their masks off. Stop screaming you, big babies!"
One by one they were unmasked in public, I saw Lord Delacour and other foreign officials witness as the masks came off. Lucius leads the pack, Not, Avery, Macnair, Dumb and Dumber Crabbe and Goyle, even an Auror and unspeakable. Well, what do you know? It is our spy for Dumbledore! Dear mister Snape is probably on a mission for Dumbles, yes, that must be it, Dumbledore has the utmost trust in his butt boy, he probably came along to keep his cover.
Desperately Lucius yelled: "We were just having a bit of fun!" Madam Bones dryly answered: "Save it for your trial Malfoy. Lord Slytherin demands a trial, and so do the Lords Greengrass, Davis, Black, and Potter. Don't count on Fudge, if he tries to let you go, he can join you. Aurors, the vow, Now!"
I pointed to the portkeys and said: "Those death eaters were carrying these portkeys."
Madam Bones inspected them: "These are ministry portkeys, they can go through the wards we put in place here. The Vow! All of You!"
I said to Cyrus: "father-in-law, or at least in the near future, all the girls are at our home, I let Dobby pack the tent and I return home too. Can you handle this? Sirius? Get a muzzle on the Daily Liar, especially Rita Skeeter."
Heir Potter left the scene! A big aura surrounded him, his hair waved in the wind, his heroic features let all the maidens swoon. Little boys are taking him as an example, the elderly are nodding with approval, the cronies want to match their granddaughters to him… he? He had to hurry to a bathroom to take a leak.
At home, I had to tell them what happened: "Well, after that, I let Dobby and Kreacher pack our tent, and ported here. Girls, you know your rooms, and try to sleep, if you don't want to be alone, bunk up with another girl.
Astoria crawled into our bed, next to Daphne, I was glad we were wearing PJs.
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The Daily Fantasy reported about the death eater attack, describing them as rabid animals that put the purebloods to shame, their names were in big print on the front page and unmasked them as imperio'd death eaters.
The reporter stated:
Dear readers, if they were under the Imperio curse, and forced to do crimes for You Know Who sometimes with torture and murder. Would they wear those hideous robes and masks not even fifteen years later? Those robes they claimed to be forced to wear and do terrible things in?
Dear readers, do they take us for fools? It is clear that they bribed their way out of Askaban with that Imperio Curse.
I had the sad chance to speak to a man that really was under that curse.
The difference dear readers, this man still has nightmares about him being forced to torture and kill his children, his wife committed suicide, while Malfoy was prancing around with his wife and kid, and still is abusing muggleborn.
I may say, if we let these monsters get away with this, then we are the same as them.
Your reporter C. Holmes
More about the Imperio'd death eaters on page 3
The full tale of the real Imperio'd man on page 4
The names of the ministry employees that acquitted the charges against the so-called Imperio'd death eaters on page 5
The Daily Garbage steamrolled over Lucius and his friends they even named others like them that were not there. All in a good day's work.
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I groaned when I saw the Dress robes on the Hogwarts Shopping list.