13 I know what you did last night.
July passed with the parents taking their girls on a long holiday, even Tonks was dragged away by Andromeda. I'll bet they all get the Birds and the Bees talk. Neville will get hit the hardest, The Talk from Gran Longbottom? Poor guy.
Sirius thought he needed to teach me the facts of life, when I was done with him, he almost asked to be obliviated. Reciting all positions of the Kama Sutra, explaining the art of Japanese bondage with the different kinds of plugs and tools, was getting to him.
When I began on the use of polyjuice and the hair of McGonagall and Dumbledore, it drove him over the edge. He ran out and apparated away.
The next day, all parents came to me for a intervention. I had a bloody hard time explaining I prepared all that to prank Sirius. I closed with: "And the knowledge will come in handy when all normal stuff gets boring." I admit, coming out of the mouth of a fourteen-year-old boy, that sounds disturbing. It was fun though.
Xxxxx
We had the birthday Ball at Longbottom manor, my elves had to help prepare. It was a grand event. The minister Rufus some-thingy was present, some foreign diplomats, our French birds with their parents as well. We arranged the Weird Sisters for a late-night concert, with some stuffy band for the afternoon. We invited the kids from the first through fifth year of Hogwarts for the late-night concert.
It was like the mothers were giving the girls away on their wedding day, I asked Neville: "Don't you think it is weird how the mothers are behaving?" Neville shrugged: "You do know the contract is binding when the girls sleep with us? The way they were talking to their parents makes it seems it will happen tonight… Bloody Hell! Do you think they meant it?"
How do you answer that? I hope so? Or I am afraid so? I gave him a one-arm hug and said: "Be strong Papa Bear."
We got more involved with politics, to prepare us when we get old enough for the Wizengamot. So we had to mingle, Neville took Susan and Hannah along, I alternated couples, Daphne with Tonks, and Tracey with Megan. We danced, way into the night, the parents were dead set to prevent their daughters to pop their Cherry tonight, so they stayed through the concert.
We gave our girls some new shoes as a present.
Xxxxx
The next day almost every girl wore their new shoes. When they came in the presence of the parents, a little bump came up in the sole of one shoe, causing them to limp a bit. Two wolf Patronuses came barging in "Harry bloody Potter! That was not funny! Do you have any idea what you put us through? They did not even believe us! You are going to pay for that!" An Owl Patronus gave the same speech: "Harry Potter! If you think that was fun, wait until I am done with you!" Even the Ice bear came in growling: "I know this was your idea Potter! You almost gave mum a heart attack. Dad is not happy with you." Oops, I think it won't happen this month.
Xxxxx
On our annual two-week trip to the Barrier Reef, the first few days were awkward. Neville and I did some serious groveling to make it up. Fleur and Gabrielle gasped when the story was told: "Harry! That was mean! We hope you won't do this to us when you sign our contract." Huh? When did we discuss that? Daphne said: "He won't Fleur, I'll promise."
Padma: "Neville? My dad would disown me if you do this to me." Hermione nodded: "My parents are modern-minded, but doubt they will laugh with that joke. It was spelled perfectly though, especially when the bump disappeared when the shoe is of the foot."
I sighed: "OK I get it. This needs a very big favor. Spill it out, I know you already have prepared for it." Megan grinned: "We want a month on a spaceship, and explore the Milky Way."
I groaned: "That is complicated you know? Our Milky Way is different in every dimension. The worlds with Aliens on them are Potter verses, meaning we can at most stay there for two weeks. If I bring the technology here, that opens a whole different can of worms. I am not even sure it is possible."
Gabrielle doe-eyed at me: "But you promised a big favor, Harry. I want to travel through the stars too." I caved in: "Alright! But I have to think this through, so I don't blow this dimension up."
Hannah smiled evilly: "To compensate for the wait, let them find their magic Harry, they are already part of our group. You know it and we know it. So make it happen."
Gabrielle asked: "What do you mean Hannah? We already are tuned with our wand." Susan explained: "This is an Alliance secret. You did notice everyone from our Alliance starts to use wandless magic? Harry can let you find your magic in yourself, and teach you how to evolve it. It grows stronger when you train it. Harry used it from age four til now. Your memory and brain activity will improve. Look at Ron Weasley, you can have an intelligent conversation with him now."
Fleur gasped: "That is how you did it! You gave us all an inferiority complex. Even with our wands matched I could not catch up."
Two hours later, two witches were meditating.
The trio walked in: "When do we leave in our spaceship?" I answered: "Probably next year. It needs testing." Luna asked innocently: "Then can we watch when you make love with our sisters? Tonks did not mind it."
Tonks laughed out loud!: "Luna dear, I love you! But no, not the first months. They have to get familiar with their own body and Harry's. And I noticed I liked being watched when I discovered that Simone was masturbating while looking at us when Harry was giving me a goodnight kiss."
Ginny snickered: "I bet it was more than kissing." Tonks grinned: "I assure you, Ginny, it was just kissing, all over my body."
We spend a lot of time with the Children of the Alliance, I corrected some flaws with the older ones, tried to guide Damon Abbot and Ursula Davis to find their magic and have fun in general.
Xxxxx
Sirius managed to get tickets for the Quidditch World Cup. When we came back from our trip, we had a week to ourselves, then we moved to the campsite. The Alliance had several spaces next to each other, Our tent was well used, and everyone knew their tasks. It made the parents suspicious.
Fleur and Gabrielle would come with their family and distant relatives. When we wanted to explore the campsite, we divided into groups, the trio went with the Greengrasses, Neville took his bears and Hermione, Padma was with her family, that left me with four… three girls and one woman.
The final match was no surprise, Bulgaria-Ireland. I had some money to spend, so I made a bet with Gringotts for Ireland's win and Krum catching the snitch. The little buggers recognized me and immediately after my bet they adjusted their stakes. I should have let Sirius make the bet. Anyway, my odds still were great.
We met Fleur with the Bulgarian mascots, our reputation precedes us, they were very welcoming. One asked me while hanging on my arm: You are supporting Bulgaria, yes?" I smiled, not dazed by their allure: "Krum will catch the snitch. Does that answer the question?"
We got hugged by them all, some even grabbed my ass. Tonks no doubt. It was a close group that mostly wanted to have fun. Fun was Tonks favorite occupation, so we got along just fine.
The match was… Meh, if you know the outcome, the tension is gone, also the flying mania is lost to me, it is fun to watch, but no more. Ron did develop his occlumency, he was not affected by the allure at all.
That night we woke up hearing screams from the direction of the Veela camp. I popped over and witnessed a bunch of mercenaries trying to kidnap some Veela. Those are my friends now, so we use the sledgehammer, I immobilized everyone, and turned some heads, hey what do you know? Those are not owls! For good measure I shook their heads a bit, just to make sure it can't be fixed with skelegrow.
The tent was burning, I put the fire out and said to Fleur: "Fleur guide them to my tent." The girls popped in, watched the situation, and helped the Veela to our tent.
At that moment Aurors apparated in, without asking questions they fired spells at me. Huh? Are those the rules these days? Ask questions after? I made a shield appear to catch the spells. It did not stop them at all from casting, I got tired of them after the third salvo, broke their legs, collected their wands, and send a Patronus at aunt Amelia.
Madam Bones apparated in and took a look at the scene, she asked me: "Explain please?" I shrugged: The Bulgarian Mascots were attacked by those dead guys, they were trying to kidnap them, I know them because they are relatives of Fleur, who was with the kidnapped girls by the way. To not endanger the girls, I used maximum force. I put the fire out, my girls guided them to my tent, then those morons popped in and started casting at me, I stopped them after three salvo's, with punishment, a light one I might add. They attacked a Lord of four Houses without a word. I'll give my memory if you have a vial."
Madam Bones: "Why aren't they speaking?" I smiled at her: "I silenced them, they screamed too loud, those babies can't stand some pain." I released the silencing spell, the babies were accusing me of killing men that were just having fun.
I glared at them: "So you knew they were kidnapping the mascots and did nothing? Well, I am having fun too. You may be happy Madam Bones is here, or my fun would make you all Moody lookalikes." I looked at Madam Bones: "It seems the bigots are not yet rooted out of the ministry. Make those idiots sign magically binding contracts to follow the law. If those mercenaries succeeded in kidnapping Fleur, Britain would be in a lot of trouble. I will file a lawsuit against these idiots for attacking a Lord of four Houses. Good night Amelia." I handed the wands to her and popped back to the tent.
Xxxxx
Lord Abbot and Tonks were waiting for me in the tent. I explained what happened and my solution, then the actions from the Aurors: "They must have been watching, because the moment I took the mercenaries down and put the fire out, they came in and started to attack. I broke their legs, so they will be easy to identify. Aunt Amelia is there, I called her with a Patronus. I want these morons on trial for attacking me."
Tonks asked: "How many mercenaries were there? And how did you take them out?" I answered: "About thirty, I held them in place and turned their head, the owl way. They were trying to kidnap Fleur too, can you imagine the reaction of Lord Delacour? So I used maximum force."
Lord Abbot sighed: "You did good Harry, we will take action."
Xxxxx
I found Tonks and Fleur in my bed, Tonks said: "All rooms are full, get in, she is still shaking." I got in the bed and hugged her: "It is Ok, nobody messes with our flower and gets away with it." The tension left her and she started crying. We hugged her until she was asleep.
The next morning we woke up with someone scraping his throat, I opened an eye and saw Sirius with a big grin on his face. I grumbled: "Nothing happened you crazy dog, Tonks took her in our bed to comfort her." A voice behind me said: "I am glad to hear this." I groaned, I forgot to set my wards: "Good morning Monsieur Delacour, if you give us a moment to wake up we will be right there."
I was happy our elves were having a good time looking after so many people. At breakfast the tally came, I killed thirty-two mercs, and broke the legs of twenty Aurors. The Daily Toilet paper was calling me the next Dark Lord.
I asked: "I thought I was the major shareholder? Who wrote that nonsense? Tapsy? Get the Pensive, and go to that gossip paper, I will be there." I popped to the reception of the Prophet: "Where is the boss?"
The reception Witch asked: "Who are you boy?" I grinned evilly: "The one who decides you can keep your job. Tell him the major shareholder is here. Lord Potter-Black-Slytherin- Peverell. Now hurry up."
Ten minutes later I sat before a sweating editor, Tapsy popped in with the pensive, without a word I retracted the memory and put it in the pensive I looked at the editor, pointed at the pensive, and said: "Look at it." Fifteen minutes later a scared man emerged. Before he had a chance to say something I said: "Sometimes next week Lord Tonks will come with contracts, they will force you to report the truth, anything else will be noted as opinions.
Ministry workers forcing you to publish their opinions will be exposed by you. If you can not follow these rules you can look for another job. In case you haven't noticed it, there are more half-bloods and muggle-born than purebloods." I left, Tapsy removed the pensive. Leaving a very scared editor behind.
Xxxxx
Back at the tent, the mascots were preparing to leave. When they noticed me I was buried by Veela boobs. The leader said: "Take good care of our Fleur and Gabrielle and thank you for saving us. They used fumes to numb our senses. We would be enslaved today if it was not for you." Meh, it's all in a good day's work. Should I say that out loud? No, that would be too much. Looking tall with a mysterious smile on my face is better.
Tracey smacked the back of my head: "Get real dear, you look constipated." Dammed I have to practice in front of a mirror. The trio was snickering at my expense. I glared at them: "Beware, they declared me a Dark lord today! Merlin knows what evil deeds I will do to you!" Astoria smiled innocently: "You are fourteen, according to the contract it would not be evil anymore."
Lord Greengrass choked in his tea. Coughing he yelled: "Potter! Not my baby!" Daphne interrupted: "Relax father, she will wait until next year. Like we had to." Astoria pouted, she forgot her dad was here. She grumbled: "A whole year. With those extra days, it is even longer."
Daphne hugged her and whispered: "There is a lot of different stuff you can do in the meantime, so don't force it, sis."
Ginny broke the tension: "Let's pack up and prepare our departure, with the extra people last night, everything is messed up."
Xxxxx
At the mansion, we prepared for the next school year. The mothers made it their mission to protect their daughter's virtue for at least this month and never left us alone. I could live with that, we spend the last days visiting family.
When I met Duddi, he was completely in the exercise hype, no more fat chubby guy, but a big muscular boxer. He hugged me: "Harry, your Christmas present was the max! The book helped a lot too." I smiled at him: "I noticed it helped. You look as if you can compete with Schwarzenegger."
I know that is a bit over the top, but it is motivation. Aunt and uncle are unhappy to see me as always, I came to visit Duddi, not them.
The presence of the mother's cock blocking me, made me explore the other universes. My first visit is the Planet Dumbledore is on. He made contact with the locals… That is a first… that idiot is experimenting on the monkeys. I'll bet in a few years it is the Planet of the Apes.
One is a normal world, where the old man came from. The next one is where I send the brother to, a crossover with Stargate one. Ah! I got Westeros too! Then a world filled with Grimm's fairy tales. One with Japanese Anime and manga. Yes! A universe with the Force! A regular Harry Potter Universe, and a game Universe.
Xxxxx
I decided to test something first. At night, I made a portal to Bellatrix prison cell and threw her soul in the Little Red Riding Hood's body, merging the two of them. Fascinated, I watched her adapt to the little girl's body and mind. The next day mum send her with a basket with food to her Gran. On the way, she met Mr. Wolf, not an actual real wolf, but hey, it is a story.
Mr. Wolf: "Little Girl, where are you going to?" Red Bella: "Well, Mr. stranger, ikle little Bella is on her way to her grandmother, she is sick in bed." Mr. Wolf: "What a devoted granddaughter you are, you better be on your way then." Mr. Wolfie hurried to Gran's house, overpowered the grandmother, and laid a trap for Red Bella. When Red Bella reached the house she noticed the trap right away. She thought 'Mr. Wolfie wants to play with Poor Dear Bella? Then we will play along.'
Red Bella reached the bed where Mr. Wolfie disguised himself as Gran. Red Bella: "Gran? Why are your eyes so big?" Wolfie: "So I can see you better dear." Red Bella nodded: "I have eyes to Gran." She took her knives and began to stab Mr. Wolf. She giggled: "Ikle little Bella is not a fool Wolfie, for a stupid muggle to ambush Little ikle Bella? There is only one outcome." Laughing hysterically, she kept on stabbing.
OK… The soul is crazy too. Now the final goal of my experiment, I grabbed the Soul of Bella and put it back in her body. Dazed she looked around, she noticed me, I asked her: "How was the trip ikle little Red Bella?" Bellatrix looked at herself than to me: "That was real? Who are you? You look like James." I grinned: "You don't need to know Bella, we will meet again." I ported out.
Well, it did work, she remembered it all, tomorrow I'll try something different. She did ruin the story for me though.
The next day, I took Bella's soul and put it in the fetus of Cinderella. I sped up time, watched her grow up, mum died, stepmom with the two sisters moved in, and Daddy died. When Bellarella noticed stepmom taking liberties and tried to suppress her, she let her crazy side loose. Soon stepmom and the sisters were tortured in submission.
On the day of the Ball, she dressed up and met the Prince. Needless to say, Bellarella fell MADLY in love with her Prince. They married, soon after she caused a war with the neighbors, which they won. Country after country submitted to them. Soon they were crowned as Emperors. Bellarella popped three princes out, who after the Emperor died started to fight each other for the crown.
At Bella's deathbed, I took her soul and put it back in her old body. She looked at me: "What are you doing to me? Are these memories real? I shrugged: "Don't break your head over it ikle Bella."
The next day, I threw her soul into a turtle's egg and watched her live a fruitful life on the Galapagos. So peaceful, every year the males chased her and gave her a good fuck, she laid her eggs and watched her kids grow up…Ahh… that is a good life. In the end, I got her soul back into her body. I asked her: "What animal do you want to be next?" I must have said something wrong because she began to scream her lungs out. Meh, I'll come back tomorrow.
Testing went well, Bella was a pretty slug, a sloth, a dung beetle, a vulture… I think I overdid it a bit, she lost her mind. Am I a monster? Maybe I am, but killing people for fun is monstrous too. At least she did get some fresh air, years of experiencing life, you know? See some different perspectives. What more do you want?
Xxxxx
The train ride to school was fun, the girls, finally free from mum's supervision got in a heated snogging session. There was a lot of groping and rubbing involved. The Trio were grumbling because they had to wait on their birthday for their first kiss. With no other choice, they watched the show and gave pointers.
At the welcoming feast, McGonagall announced the Tri-Wizard tournament. Huh? I thought I eliminated those bastards? I got suspicious, this is following the path Dumbledore planned out. Then it hit me: he probably has his painting hanging in the Headmistress office. He is off this universe, so he is considered dead, and his painting will have activated in the office. I send a Patronus with my suspicions to Aunt Amelia.
Anyway, the birthdays came up, Susan goth her cherry popped, followed by Hermione, Neville sacrificed himself for it. He is very brave lately. Megan, she apparently had study sessions in the pensive, We devoted a whole day off-world on each birthday on our island where she fucked me senseless. Luna tried to fool us again but had to settle with her kiss.
When Samhain came closer, the two schools arrived. The best point of this tournament: Fleur is here. At the feast, she sat with our group, complaining a bit about the cold. She was egging me on: "Last month I was on a topless beach, and now I am freezing my nip… I am freezing." I gave her a one-arm hug and whispered: "We were planning a trip for tonight, you are welcome to join."
Thank Merlin for these breaks on our island! Fleur demonstrated her monokini, even if you can call a little triangle and some strings a monokini, Neville and I enjoyed the eye candy. Tonks, as always went nude. The rest lost their shyness and went with bikinis. Tonks was in her element, at night she demonstrated her techniques on the beach in front of the rest.
Neville was dragged into his tent by Susan and the rest and did their own thing. Megan pulled me in the tent: "I don't want sand in my butt crack Harry" We had our first shaggalong, The trio had to play with themselves.
Somehow Fleur got in the rotation, not that I would complain about it. Before we returned I asked Fleur: "Do you want a contract for you and Gabrielle?" She jumped in my arms yelling: {yes! Yes! Yes!} Daphne: "We are complete now. Tonks, can you ask your dad and Uncle Percival to arrange it?"
Xxxxx
The goblet was set on a pedestal, McGonagall drew an age line. This was too good to let it pass: "Headmistress, what idiot told you an age line is enough? Surely it would be not yours! You are not that stupid." McGonagall was irritated: "This should be more than enough Mr. Potter, nobody can pass that age line below seventeen years."
I bow my head and said: "I'll stand corrected, you are that stupid, I am sorry to think you had a shred of intelligence." McGonagall was almost exploding: "Mr. Potter! I have you expelled for those insults!"
I chuckled: "No Headmistress, you won't. Because the painting of your dear Albus said it is important that I stay in the castle. And insult? Is it an insult if it is the truth?"
I took a piece of parchment and levitated it above the goblet, I pulled it back. And yelled: "Fifty galleons to a seventh year to put my name in the cup!" Several hands got in the air. I took the piece of paper, wrapped into a wad, and threw it in the cup.
I looked at McGonagall and shouted: "STUPID!" I continued: "Stop listening to that idiot Madam, or it will not end well for the both of you. Anything that can and will go wrong will be on your head."
We left an embarrassed woman behind.
At the Samhain feast, the goblet was ready to spit the papers out. Krum was first, Fleur came out second, and Diggory third. And yes! Harry fucking Potter was number four. I went to the goblet, took it in my hand, and scanned it with my senses.
I shrugged, and removed the magic from the cup, canceling the magic contracts. I opened a portal to a barren planet and dropped it there. I looked at the students: "The three champions are Mr. Krum, Mademoiselle Delacour, and Mr. Diggory. Have a nice evening." And sat back down. I addressed McGonagall: "Headmistress, if there are going to be dragons on the first task, I will feed you to them personally. If the champions have to swim in the black lake in February, I'll toss you in it. And the cup in the maze better not be a portkey, or you end up with Dumbledore."
Luna told me: "Harry? You told me not to expose too much, now you are doing it yourself. Not fair!" I comforted her: "I know my little Moon, but sometimes they are so stupid, you have to rub their noses in it before they learn it."
Xxxxx
The department of mysteries came to check if the contract was binding. Croaker declared: "The magic contract is canceled. This means the tournament can't go on." I objected: "The champions are already chosen! What has a bloody contract to do with it? Let them do the tasks and see who will win. My money is on Fleur though."
The Puffs protested, arguing about house loyalty. I shot back: "Well, I kiss Fleur, not Cedric! Do the math."
The tournament had to go on or Fleur had to return to France. I took her for training sessions to the island… to train wandless you pervs. Alright, the rest is a bonus. The girls that went with us got theirs too.
I was figuring a way to get a spaceship here, without causing some disturbance. I studied my brother's world. Finally, I had the solution.
14 The secret of the Universe is…
I analyzed all possibilities, after a lot of testing, you know, when Bellatrix did not want to cooperate anymore, I took Rudolphus Lestrange, he broke when I made him into his namesake in front of Santa's sled.
His brother Rastaban, who was the most sadistic from the lot, got to experience how it felt like to be raped by him. I put his soul in the other Potter-verse, into the little girls he was going to rape.
When I was done with him, aunt Amelia visited me: "Harry? These last days' strange things are happening in Askaban. Bellatrix, Rudolphus, and Rastaban Lestrange lost their minds, one after another. The only thing they are mumbling is: James, no more, please. Do you have anything to do with it?"
I looked surprised at Aunt Amelia: "Is this a trick question? Are you asking me if I can get in Askaban?"
She narrowed her eyes: "Harry, I know you have something to do with it. We showed them your picture, and all three started to scream." Hmm… how do I bullshit my way out of this?… I got nothing. Meh, let us try the truth: "I am the Master of Death, and every night I put their souls in the body of their victims, to let them experience the other side. Do you believe this?"
Amelia sighed: "No I don't. But something happened to them, not that I care about them, we just want to know the reason." I gave her a hug: "Well, they tortured aunt Alice and Uncle Frank into insanity, do me a favor and tell this to Neville too, it will make it the highlight of his week."
Aunt Amelia smiled at that comment: "I am sure it will. Another thing, I questioned Headmistress McGonagall about the tournament and the mess around it, I could not help noticing her looking at Dumbledore's picture after every question, as if she was asking for guidance. She did mention that you threatened her to feed her to dragons, throw her into the black lake in February, and to put her with Dumbledore at the third task if she made the cup into a portkey. Is this true?"
I shrugged: "If you are telling a criminal that you are going to throw him in Askaban if you catch him doing a crime, should he complain about it to your Boss Rufus Whats-his-name? I just told her if she dares to bring dragons as the first task, I'll feed her to them. The same with the second task, if they want to put children at the bottom of the lake and want the champion to rescue them, then I will chuck her into the lake too. With weights on her feet. Putting a portkey on the trophy in the maze is a sure risk, it is a chance for an enemy to use it to abduct the winner."
Aunt Amelia raised her eyebrow: "You happened to describe the three tasks. How do you know about them?" Hmm… Another hard question… Ah, I have it: "Aunt, I am Lord Slytherin, house-elves sometimes tell me things I need to know. The safety of the students is important to them."
Amazed she asked: "They informed you of this?" I scoffed: "No! I never admit to that! Hogwarts elves are loyal hardworking elves, that deserve our gratitude for their care for us."
I grinned to her: "You can tell Kitty she better shape up, and care for her students instead of sucking up to a painting of a hidden Dark Lord. And... That I meant it of the dragons."
Aunt Amelia caved in and said: "I will tell her that Harry, maybe one day you will tell me your secrets." Well… let's feed her something mysterious: "I can tell you the secret of this universe aunty, believe it or not, it is a frying pan." Shaking her head she left.
Xxxxx
What was I doing? Ah! The solution of the spaceship. I noticed we could not bring something back into our dimension, only the food we ate. I noticed we could bring items with us that we took there, like our tents and clothes.
The next problem: if I can get a spaceship here, a month on the spaceship will get the parents to notice our absence. So I have to create it in another dimension. The next problem: How do I build a spaceship?
The SG1 Universe has knowledge repository's that can download the complete knowledge of fifty million years into your brain, on two conditions: You got to have the Genes of that race, and the mental capacity to process it, once it is downloaded. The Universe of the Jedi did not have something like that, or any other worlds has something that can teach so fast. So SG1 it is.
I won't stick my head into a device that can make me crazy, I have to visit the Universe I put my brother in. I have to prepare some stuff and risk it.
Xxxxx
After I watched my brother stumbling through his world, a funny thing, he almost completely followed his own story. When he brought the City ship Atlantis to his new planet, I made a portal to the command bridge and introduced myself to the Artificial intelligence of my brother. He made it look like a freaking Tinkerbell Fairy.
I said: "I come in peace, can you keep this visit a secret to the local Harry?" The AI Fairy appeared in front of me: "I scanned you, you are Harry, but not like the ones from this Universe, not an Alteran, not with the mind of my Harry either. Explain."
Well, he can probably detect lies and bullshit, so, the truth it is: "I am his brother, we died about the same time, I ended up in five-year-old Harry, and became the Master of Death in my first year at Hogwarts. It gave me control over ten Universes, including the one here and the one we came from. I was the one that merged his soul with local Harry, resulting in all of this.
Just like him, I ended up somehow with all my favorite characters from the books and fan fiction. As punishment for a bad joke, I promised them a month on a spaceship, only, we can only be here at most for fourteen days, Also it will mess up this universe."
AI Fairy: "That is some tale, I should thank you, without you I would not be here, and you are right, I'll better keep you a secret. I guess just giving a spaceship won't work?"
I laughed: "No, items from here won't pass to other Universes, only things I bring from my world. I need to create it myself in another universe, you just confirmed that I am not an Alteran, so how do we fix this?"
AI Fairy: "I scanned your trunk, you came prepared. Let's go to a workspace." We beamed to a big medical lab. AI Fairy put me in a medical bed and changed my genes. He took some metals out from my trunk and created a small device. He said: "Take this back to your world and see if it works there.
It did not work in my world, when I got back and told him so, he answered: "The next test is to take a medical bed with you, and you alter yourself with it."
He created a medical bed from the metals in my apartment trunk and explained the procedure: "It is simple, you get in and close the door, it will alter you automatically." I returned to my world and got in the medical bed, although it looked more like the glass coffin from Snowhite's fairytale.
It worked! The device worked now in my Universe.
I went back, with a smile. AI Fairy: "The next step is to measure your brain activity and capacity. Sit in the control chair." I clocked at 90%. AI Fairy commented: "That is quite high, I made a selection of our knowledge, I removed almost everything from the Asgard, Nox, and Furlings, only kept their best technology, also most of our history, only the main topics, and laws. I included the models we adapted with our magic and the magic courses we learned. Prepare your mindscape to receive it."
After twenty minutes of preparation, I got the download. And a massive headache. While I was recuperating, AI Fairy, prepared for the next step. He changed the metal I brought into a control chair, with a transporter-constructor beam and a good power cell.
When I processed all the knowledge, AI Fairy asked: "I did you this favor, and will not inform my Harry. In exchange, can you lock this universe, so you can not get back in? It will avoid possible future conflicts if your or our children should meet."
I nodded: "You are right. At the moment I am the only one that can open a portal, that does not mean our children will find a way." AI Fairy: "OK, the last item on the list: This is the main bracelet for your own AI. Put it on, and bloody fuck don't make him into a fucking Tinkerbell Fairy! I slaved fifty lesser bracelets to it for your wives and relatives. Good luck." In other words: get out of here.
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It took several days to find a way to lock that universe out, but I did it. I put the bracelet on, it took some of my blood, and a copy of me materialized in front of me. The first words that came out of him were: "Not a Bloody Fairy!"
I shrugged: "It would make Luna very happy though, but you are too big, shrink to one-tenth of your size, you can change your size as the situation asks for it. Stay invisible for the first months until I have them all changed with the Alteran genes.
You might ask why I wanted to change their genes? With the technology from that world, we could keep ourselves alive for thousands of years, with those medical beds. If I am to be the Master of Death, then I have to make sure I am not alone. That world is closed to us now, but I have plenty more to have fun in, and plenty of time for it too.
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I have plenty of theories of my situation, the explanation that makes the most sense: I am dead, and this is the afterlife I choose. By going into the gray light, I somehow landed myself here. The girls were all my favorite characters, Megan just got dragged in with the Puff duo. Maybe I am greedy? Meh, bite me, when you are dead and in a realm, you can control somehow, it is only natural to grab all you can get.
Getting the Hallows granted me access to ten other worlds. Maybe solving the other universes' issues will get me more. As I said, I have time on my side now.
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We helped Fleur prepare for the task. To get her better at wandless magic I took her on week-long trips in other universes. I did spook McGonagall with my treat, there was not one dragon in a fifty-mile radius.
We had a laugh when Fleur put Olivander in his place when he was condescending about her wand. She said: "This wand works perfectly for me mister, that is more than can be said about the sticks you are selling. Mrs. Wilson's wands are ten times better than yours. So you are not even the best wandmaker in Britain." It did let him shut up, he left after he inspected Cedric's wand.
The first task was dueling automatons, they had to endure five minutes of attacks from three puppets, after that, they added a puppet every five minutes. Krum lasted long, he had to give up after twenty-five minutes, Cedric lasted nineteen minutes, Fleur did great, and lasted a half hour.
I was supporting her from the spectator tribunes with the rest of the family, we signed the contracts just a few days before the task. Gabrielle was glued to my side for the whole event.
With the absence of Rita, the Daily Vomit was respectful and close to the truth and did a great report on the first task.
The Yule Ball… I went with Fleur, the girls all paired up with each other. In my apartment, I created a replicator, and let it scan catalogs from fashion houses and top designers.
I invited them all into my trunk, and introduced them to the replicator: "Girls, this is the first step into space. I have the technology from the other Universe, this is a replicator like they have in Star Trek.
Now, strip until you are in your underwear, so the device can scan your measurements. Then, read these catalogs and select a dress for the Ball."
When the girls were done… three hours later, I said to Neville: " Neville, pick a suit too, you don't have to strip." Hannah glared daggers at me: "We did not need to strip either I guess?" I looked offended: "Hannah! You definitively had to! Or Neville and I would not have survived it. We barely survived by eating the eye candy you all provided. And might I compliment you with your beautiful body?"
Daphne slapped my arm: "Hannah, let it slide, Neville got an eyeful too, besides, we show more on the island with our bikinis. Harry, stop teasing us. You just have to ask us to get naked and we will." My brain froze, I asked: "Really?" She grinned: "No!" Dammed, it is not funny on the receiving end.
The Ball was nice, I did not leave the dance floor for a minute, neither did Neville. The dancing lessons paid off, although Neville stole the show with his she-bears. It was poetry in motion watching the three dance. I provided decent dress robes for the Weasleys, said it was included in the scholarship. The Twins dated the chaser trio, Percy, betrothed with Penelope attended too as chaperon, he agreed to live at my mansion until my seventeenth birthday. Won-Won dated Parv-Parv and Lav-Lav. At the end of the Ball, I took our group to the island.
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The next day, I did my explanation: "Ladies and Neville, you wanted a month in space, well, it will happen here. Let me first select a model to start, then I have to change your bodies to work with the technology. It has its advantages, we can live for thousands of years if we want to. I got this all from another Universe where that Harry went into space. I got this on the condition I locked that Universe away from us." I explained the pros and cons of the changes, the backstory of SG1, and how it interacted with the wizarding world.
Tonks said: "So Merlin was an Alien there, and the boss of Atlantis? A City that can house two million people and fly through space? I am so going to do this."
I selected a small spaceship, one of bro's designs, and started the production. One by one I put the girls in the Medical bed, twenty minutes each was enough to change the genes. Tonks used the chair to scan the surrounded Star systems for resources, this planet's solar system had enough to provide us with enough materials for plenty of ships.
The next step was measuring the brains, like in the other universe, they went from 60% to 69% Fleur and Gabrielle at 60%. I reassured both it will rise with practicing the magic circulation. And explained my high score with the Hallows. On advice from my AI, I let him do the download in three steps.
A day later the small ship was done, we activated the runes and started the ship we are going to spend a month on. I did change a bit on the layout, two big captain quarters, with personal cabins for the girl's personal stuff. The beds of the captain quarters were very big, to accommodate everyone. The cockpit was done in Star Trek style, with comfy chairs and displays.
Hermione was conflicted: "Harry, there is no need for us to study anymore! With the knowledge of that Universes magic course, we can take our Newt exams and get O+ on all courses. Even the muggle education is useless for us now. What is left?"
I shrugged: "Have fun? We have Galaxies to explore, Other Universes, relive stories, I tested it with Bellatrix, Rudolphus, and Rastaban. It works." Neville asked: "Gran said they lost their minds, is it safe for us?"
Laughing I explained: "I let Bellatrix start with being Red Riding Hood for two days than Cinderella from birth until her deathbed, I tested a turtles life, then a Slug, Sloth, and she lost her mind like a vulture, the same kind like your Gran's hat.
Rudolphus lost his mind when he was a reindeer at Santa Claus sled. Rastaban got raped by himself when I put his soul in his victim's body. I found the punishment fit the crime." I got a hug from Neville for a few minutes joined by the girls.
I commented: "You realize Neville, with this Med-bed we can cure your parents. When we get back home, that is the first thing to do.
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We spend a month exploring this Universe, while we were exploring, I automated the shipbuilding at the island with my AI in charge.
We did not exactly see much though, a lot of time was spent on the bed. Tonks was mostly naked, except at meals, slowly the others were copying her behavior and walked around in their underwear. Until they discovered the joys of a replicator. My AI copied several issues of Victoria's secret in the database. And a lot of fashion magazines.
The following days they had a full wardrobe and showed it to us. Life was good. Especially when we noticed our bracelets healing capacity. After every round, it healed us up, and Little Harry and Little Nev were ready for action again.
When the month ended, we returned to our island. AI created a base on the Island, with a control chair and a construction beam. We returned to our world, some girls gasped when they arrived naked, they forgot we could not bring anything with them. Meh, we are in Slytherins quarters, Hannah and Susan have a nice pussy. Both glared at me when I did not turn away. I just pointed at Neville who was looking at Ginny and Gabrielle.
Daphne said: "We have to set a base at the manor, till we have a base of-world. Do we have a house that we can use? With our parents visiting all the time, hiding it at the mansion will be hard."
I answered: "There is a big meadow behind a barn at the mansion, we put a fidelius on both, our AI can do the rest."
Our Yule holiday was kind of great, the parents were notified that the clause was activated, meaning Bad Potter defiled Daddy's little Princess. It made the first day's very awkward, the accusing eyes of the dads, and the inquiring gazes of the mothers at my crotch, no doubt after some stories from their daughters.
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When we put the fidelius up, I installed a new control chair and beam in the barn. Nadia was grumbling there were too many people in her trunk. But shut up when she got a completely new space for her own. I had a talk with Neville, we would beam his parents one by one in, and each night improves them a bit until they got their conscience back. It would take a week, but it would not be a miracle healing that way.
Our social life was filled with gatherings and Balls. We explained to Mrs. Weasley that the girls were practicing designing clothes and making their own dresses. I did not mention the replicator, but the rest was the truth. They did have a different outfit at each Ball. We even provided dresses for Penelope and Peggy.
The news of the Longbottom's awakening went through Britain, Gran was ecstatic, the burden of keeping the house together was greater than she wanted to admit. Neville visits them every day with his girls. The last to sign the contract was the Granger's. It was hard for them to accept their little girl is in a polyamory relationship with three girls and one boy.
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On the train ride to Hogwarts, we planned for the next trip. I said: "We can do an anime, I transport your souls into the characters but not merge them, that way you experience the story, you even can change small things in the story. I got a great one for Neville, it is about a boy with a hobby of gardening, there are even some Aliens in it. It spans about two years, with our total memory recall, two years is nothing.
Neville said: "Let us first do this school year, and do our Owls on the end. We can do it in the holiday this summer." Tracey was enthusiastic: "Let us do our Owls at the spring Equinox and our Newts at the end of the school year together with Fleur. We can do small trips to the island, and in space."
I objected: "We can use these years to socialize with kids our age. If we graduate now, we can only interact with adults."
Ginny protested: "They are already treating us different Harry. Now with the knowledge in our head of almost mastery of all courses, classes will be so boring, it would be easier to teach than to attend the classes."
Padma agreed: "Let this be our last year, we can plan to explore and colonize the Milky way."
Neville said: "Harry the other Universes will only take a moment of our time, no matter how long we are in there, so we better plan ours in this one. As Padma said, we must explore and colonize this Galaxy."
Hermione said: "I want to have a few degrees from the university, Harry better get a few too. So we can slowly introduce ways to slow the climate change. We can also reintroduce lost species by recovering their DNA. We probably have to Terraform our planets from scrap. The odds to find a planet suited for us are incredibly low. According to the memory we downloaded, it was what they did in the beginning."
I grumbled: "I want to have fun, not another game of Civilization or another world-building game. I want to troll McGonagall until she realizes that she is getting buggered by a painting."
Daphne sat herself on my lap: "We will do both Dear, we already set things in action with the shipyard. Explorer ships are already scouting suitable planets, and Terraformers ships are built as we speak. We are going to have fun now, so shut up and give me a snog." The best idea today.
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We trained Fleur's wandless magic up, while Tonks was having a good time with the space ships. As Ginny predicted, classes were boring, Neville was on his tablet designing better ways to seed a planet with magical plants and animals. Astoria and Ginny were into clothes designing, Hannah and Susan were on City design. When a teacher complained, they either wandlessly did the spell or explained the theory at Newt level. The bracelets connected them so they could have mental conversations about different topics.
The youngest trio became more daring, when they knew we were on the way to Slytherins secret chamber, the three went to the showers and gave a steaming peepshow. Neville and I were glued to the wall. Soon Hannah, Tracey, Fleur, and Hermione joined the trio. We felt our pants going down, Susan and Daphne took care of our discomfort.
Tonks got a glimpse of the happening and beamed in, so did Gabrielle. Both joined the showers, Megan and Padma were helping Susan and Daphne. I groaned: "If those three keep doing this, then they won't be virgins for long." Neville answered: "Your problem mate, my show. They can do this every day for all I care." He conjured a couch and started working on his girls, I followed his example.
We went through the notes and books from Slytherin, we discovered it was the passageway for Helga Hufflepuff, she had a pet snake to open the doors and get some quality time with Salazar. Naughty Helga, peeping on her students.
The door Salazar used came out behind a statue of the god Hermes with his two snakes. It opened with the password §Naughty Helga wants a spanking§ No wonder Voldy never found the entrance.
Xxxxx
The naughty trio got a spanking from me, the bitches even loved it. Anyway, the second task came closer, the first task was dueling and force, the second task was creating and finesse. The champions got an hour to make the most complicated magic construction possible.
Krum made a model of a quidditch field with two teams competing with each other. Cedric a self-sorting library closet, with index and search functions.
Fleur concentrated and created a small model of our spaceship… fully functional… and armed. When Karakof was criticizing the small craft, it rose in the air and started shooting at him. When Karakof started to shoot back the ship shielded, started to circle him, peppering him with low-level shots.
The other Headmasters started to shoot spells too. Suddenly Fleur had enough, the little ship began to beam the clothes from the headmasters away. One by one the clothes disappeared while the shield was still holding strong. McGonagall noticed it first: "Miss Delacour! Stop this at once!"
Fleur shot back: "Then stop shooting spells at my toy!" Karakof was in his underpants, Madam Maxime was still decent enough. McGonagall conjured some robes to cover herself. Karakof spells became darker and stronger. Fleur beamed his wand away and said: "Quit it you moron, or my toy will hurt you for real." She gave the control of the toy over to the AI, that flew it outside, where it was beamed to our mansion.
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Krum won this round, Cedric second, and Fleur only received full points from Madam Maxine and two points each from the others.
I challenged their decision: "Headmasters McGonagall and Karakof! If you only gave two points to Miss Delacour, it means that you can easily do it better! Prove it right now or I declare you both cheaters and dishonorable. I will publish it in every newspaper there is, even in New Zealand. Give points for the magic she showed, not deduct points for bruised egos."
Well… the next month papers all over the world had ads of the two cheaters, with pictures and comments. The reputation of McGonagall dropped below zero. Karakof was recalled to Durmstrang and replaced with the deputy headmaster. Kitty had a hard time explaining her two points to the board of governors.
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We took a vacation to our island for a week. During that week we discussed the possibility of becoming an animagus. I said: "I have the notes from my dad, it is possible to do it in less than a half year, without that nonsense of mandrake leaves and ridiculous potions. It takes a potion from a shaman to take us on a spiritual journey to find our animal.
I have a theory I want to test. I think with our magic evolved to wandless and so powerful, I bet we can have magical animals. If not, it will be probable our Patronus animal."
Daphne thought about it: "It is said the Patronus can change its shape to the Patronus of the one he or she loves, can our inner animal change too?" I answered: "I don't know, but once you are an animagus it stays the same for life."
Megan was excited: "Buy the potions, Harry, we have plenty of time here." Everyone agreed to this. The next topic was our Owls. Tonks said to do them with the ICW, where they have more impact on our reputation. Tonks will enter our names for the exams.
Things were getting easier, we could transport to and from home, Gabrielle beamed regularly from Beaubatons to us, to join the trio in the showers.
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We took our Owls at the ICW in Switzerland, everyone scored O+ all the way, we did all spells silent and wandless, the examiners called more people to witness it, so they would be believed with the scores. When they asked us if we learned this at Hogwarts, we laughed out loud. I smirked: "No that school is made useless by Dumbledore, even the current Headmistress is listening to his painting, so the school stays useless. We did self-study" My quote made it in the papers along with our scores.
Aunty Amelia, Uncle Percival, and Uncle Theodore did the damage control and kept me out of the legal mambo jumbo. When the Daily Profit complained about me degrading Hogwarts, I let them publish the statistics from the last hundred years, where Hogwarts was Nr. 3 in the world to now at the bottom of the barrel.
Then I listed the tuition difference between purebloods, half-bloods, and muggle-born. Were muggle-born pay almost double than purebloods. That created another storm, The Wizengamot demanded my presence at the next meeting.
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Accompanied by my lawyer and Regent, I took the stand. Rufius... Rufus? Roofie… anyway the minister started: Heir Potter… I interrupted: "It is Lord Potter, Mr… What was your name again?" he growled: "It is minister Scrimgeour Lord Potter. You have been dragging Britain's reputation through the mud from September. And want you to stop it."
Confused I asked: "I did drag the county's reputation down? How?" Lord Ogden raged: "By telling lies about us! That's how!" I looked at Lord Ogden: "Name one lie." Elphias Doge called: "You slandered Lord Dumbledore."
I laughed: "Now you are slandering, Dumbledore was head of a minor house, not nearly a Lord. And to be honest, you can't dirty a piece of filth more than it is already. I thought it was common knowledge that he hid his lover Grindelwald in Nurmengard. You as a close friend Mr. Doge should have known about their relationship, or were you a part of it too?"
Stuttering Doge sat down. I addressed the Wizengamot: "You can all pretend to be in a fantasy land where you all are smart and have powerful magic, the sad truth is that our education is at an all-time low. The stupidity is filtered in here too. Look at the laws you made the last fifty years, all benefiting a small part of the community, yes the purebloods. By doing so you chase good people to other countries, where they are welcomed.
You don't create jobs or opportunities, no you restrict them. Only purebloods are allowed to make money. In doing so you drive this community into poverty. Now again, where did I lie?"
A Lord from the dark faction called out: "You killed thirty-two people in cold blood just because they were having fun." I shot back: "If you call kidnapping the daughter of the head of the French DMLE and wanting to sell her as a slave or whore having fun. Then I call you on an honor duel because she is my fiancee.
I say this once in here. Anyone that wants to kidnap females to sell them, I kill them on the spot. If I find out any of you ordering one… You are supposed to guide this community, not prey on them." I motioned to Theodore to take over.
Tonks: "Today the Wizengamot has stepped out of line in accusing Lord Potter – Black – Slytherin – Peverell. He did you a favor to show up today at all. Next time come up with proof. In the case of those alleged 'murders', we have the memories from several victims.
Where the kidnappers clearly stated what they were going to do with them. The Wizengamot has access to those records. The Aurors that attacked Lord Potter, came out easy as a favor to Madam Bones. Why do you get mad at the facts Lord Potter stated? Change the facts! Improve our education system! Treat the half-bloods and muggle-born better. Make this community better instead of blaming the messenger." Good speech, I hope they will leave me alone for a while. Until I get my Newts.
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At school, Kitty was hissing at me. Not that I cared much, we were on our island or in space most of the time. Neville was experimenting with the Terraformers, when they got the second knowledge packet, Neville asked for the specialization part too.
We did research in ship design, the girls were intrigued with the personal ships that can get shrunk to toy size and carried in the pocket. We adjusted the model to our taste and reduced the cargo space. Any cargo gets to be beamed in and stored in storage crystals.
That made room for more recreation space, a bigger cockpit. Each ship gets a med bed, a replicator, and a transporter/construction beam. We connected the ships all to my AI like my bro's Universe. We Runed the whole thing, and we have portable spaceships. LOL
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The third task was the maze, I think Kitty did so to annoy me. Meh, Fleur will win this hands down. When it was her turn she entered the maze, raised her wand, and yelled: "Accio toy" her spaceship that was hovering above the maze in stealth, beamed her creation from the second task down.
In a show of force, the little ship began to destroy the hedges. Fleur went in a straight line to the cup. She disabled the portkey and levitated it in front of her when she returned to the entrance. She said to McGonagall: "I will not touch this cup. It has a substance on it that will numb my senses. I also disabled the portkey that would take me about five hundred miles south. I must remember you McGonagall what my fiancee is going to do to you when that happened.
I stood behind McGonagall, opened a portal, and threw her in Dumbledore's tent. Aunt Amelia: "Harry? Where is the headmistress?" I opened a window to that world for her to see: "See? They are happy together. I'll get her back in a week or two. She is an accomplice in an attempt to kidnap my fiancee."
I played the recordings of her talks with the painting and some Lords of the dark faction. Those spy drones are the best!
I remarked: "All that anger just because I looked at her pussy. She was in her bloody cat form! They are naked all over!"
AN: The people that don't like semi-crossovers can stop reading now. All baddies are gone. You know, they are going to fuck happily ever after. I know, I am not that original anymore. But you must agree, the harem is reduced to only… dammed, I lost count. Nine or ten. Something like that.
I will probably go on until I get at 100K words.