As I kicked the amniotic sack, it surprisingly broke easily. That should not have been possible. A healthy amniotic sac should not be able to break from just a baby kick, I think as the liquid around me starts to drain. Now we wait. I hear a muffled noise from outside.
[TheCrimsonFuker] (Image: man laughing, wide-brimmed fedora, crimson trench coat, round sunglasses) YESSS! In all my millennia of living, I've never seen a point-of-view birth before.
HAHAHA — here for you, go for showing me something unique.
[Vicky] Host has received 100 gold coins from [TheCrimsonFuker]
Item: Gold Coins
Rarity: Common
Type: Currency
Description: A pouch of standard gold coins, widely recognized as currency. Though valuable in most kingdoms, their worth varies—treasured in trade hubs and border towns, but sometimes refused in remote villages or regions that rely on barter.
Thanks for the gold coins, Crimson,
I say as I feel flesh and muscle twitch at random. How long do you think this is gonna take before I'm outta here, guys?
Viewers [4]
[Themasteroftime] Pray, compose thyself, good sir. These matters require the gentle passage of time; thou canst not hasten the process beyond what thou hast already endeavored."
I blink mentally. I still somewhat barely understand you, [Themasteroftime]. But I'm gonna assume you want me to be patient—that I can't rush the birthing process any faster, right?
Fine. There's nothing to do but wait. Vicky, play Hellmart by Jacksepticeye.
[Vicky] Playing Hellmart by Jacksepticeye
A screen pops up in my mind and the video starts.
Jacksepticeye: "Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye, and welcome to Hellmart—"
"Damn, Jack, even in death you're still screaming louder than me," I mutter as the womb walls spasm harder. Hours pass and the walls start to crush me and push me downward?
Oh, I guess it's time to get born. Why the fuck does this hurt so much? I ask in my head as the pushing continues. Background, muffled screaming from outside.
[TheOneTrueRob] (Image: Rob asleep at a desk with a huge snot bubble then it pop) Oh damn me, I was getting bored here. Finally, something interesting is happening.
I'm sorry that you're bored, Rob. It's not like you're the one who put me in this situation, you fuking dick. I say angrily in my mind. By the way, I feel like I'm getting squeezed through a fucking tube—AND IT HURTS.
Do all babies feel this much pain while being born? Or is it because I'm fully conscious and can process the pain? Dear Lord, I can feel my skull getting fuking reshape as I come out. GOD DAMN IT! I curse in my head.
[TheCrimsonFuker] (Image: man doubled over, pointing while laughing crazily) HAHAHA
[HBHades here]
Yeah, I was gonna go into more detail about the whole birth thing, but honestly? Writing it out was a job and a half to do. Between Googling stuff. and trying to make it funny, it just wasn't working. So I said "fuk it" and skipped most of it. Do I know more about pregnancy now? Unfortunately, yes. Am I ever gonna use that knowledge again? Probably not. Yay me, right?
Anyway, let's fast‑forward past the screaming, the pushing, and then finally being born.
[Back to being born.]
"Fck you, Crimson! Ahhh!" I yell in my head as I'm finally pushed out. The fresh cold air hits my sensitive skin. On my left nut it feels like somebody just sucker‑punched me in the gut.
Oh fuk me, It's a boy!" a male voice—probably the doctor holding me—says out loud. Hard to make him out; everything is still blurry.
Then the doctor decides I didn't suffer enough and molests me by giving my ass a firm slap. I yell in my head, cussing him out, but my body has other plans and starts to cry.
Dick, you could at least take me out to dinner first, I grumble in my head as my body continues to cry.
Viewers [12]
Eventually my body accepts reality—that it's not going back in—and slowly stops crying. It sucks not having control over my body, but what can I do? I'm a baby.
All I can do is cry about it in my head. The doctor then hands me to the nurses to clean me.
They wipe my body, getting every nick and cranny, all the gunk and blood, off with warm water. Then something warm is put on my head—a hat, I guess.
Then my skin feels something Incredibly soft and comfortable: a blanket. Oh God, I never felt anything so comfortable before.
So soft. I say to the viewers, "Guys, it's almost worth getting reborn just to feel this damn comfortable blanket... almost."
Guys, you won't believe how soft this is. Y'all should try getting reborn just to feel this.
[TheOneWhoSitOnTheRedThrone] (Image: shadowed throne, crimson light) To think I might ever descend to the level of a fragile mortal such as yourself—laughable. Still, I find a strange delight in your efforts. Continue to entertain me; I shall bestow my favor upon you.
[Vicky] [TheOneWhoSitOnTheRedThrone] has sent: A bouquet of Bloody black roses
Item: A bouquet of Bloody black roses
Type: Item
Rarity: Uncommon
Origin: On the night of their forbidden elopement, the noble's lover was betrayed and slain. The roses she carried darkened to black as her blood stained their petals. Ever since, such bouquets appear where love and betrayal intertwine — symbols of passion doomed to tragedy.
Effects: Carries a faint scent of iron and roses. Said to stir bittersweet memories in those who hold it.
Appreciation from [TheOneWhoSitOnTheRedThrone].
Oh wow. I don't know how to feel about that — the origin is very sad, but thanks for the bouquet anyway, [TheOneWhoSitOnTheRedThrone].
[TheOneWhoSitOnTheRedThrone] (Image: a shadowed giant woman on a throne, moon light shining. on her crossed legs; wearing gold armor and high heels with faint red accents; right hand holding a hybrid scepter‑spear—crimson shaft, tip curling like a serpent wrapped in gold; the whole thing glows faintly) As you should be, mortal. I do not bestow gifts lightly. Rejoice in the rare honor of my attention—for you have, against all expectation, managed to entertain one such as I.
Viewers [13]
[TheCrimsonFuker] (Image: disappointed expression) I'm disappointed there's not more blood. I'm already bored. Hurry up and grow up. I want to see you tear somebody apart. Hahaha.
Wow, you're pretty arrogant. But I am happy you're enjoying yourself. [Red] I'm going to start calling you Red, 'cause fuk, your name is too long. If you don't like it, suck it up. (I mentally stick out my tongue at her.)
And [Crimson], calm your fuking tits. Also, you can't love blood that much. As for ripping somebody apart, I'll think about it — depends on what they do. I shrug mentally. Actually, now that I think about it, I might do it if they look at me wrong. Hmmm. We'll see in the future.
[TheCrimsonFuker] I more than love blood, if you know what I mean. Heh-heh.
...You know what? I'm not gonna ask, do you, Crimson? You do you.
The nurse hands me over to a blurry black woman on a bed.
Hey, there Mum, I say to her in my head. Also, looks like I'm black in this world too, chat. To be honest, I wanted to try a different race — like, you know, white. Oh well. At least I will have a big dick again, right chat? right?
Mother's POV
I watched the nurse walk over to me with that little monster who had caused me so much pain not that long ago. I reached my arms out to receive him. He's slightly heavy as I bring him closer for a better look. He has a little blue hat and a blue blanket droops over him, naked as the day he's born. I laugh weakly.
The nurse asks what's funny madam? I take my eyes off my baby and look at her; she looks like she's mid‑cleaning.
"No, no. I just made a little joke, that's all. But why doesn't he have a diaper on?" I ask weakly.
The nurse answers, "Oh, madam, that's for skin-to-skin contact it helps the baby regulate their body temperature, heart rate, and breathing and other crucial things that help the baby. After a while of skin-to-skin contact with you. I will put a diaper on him, ma'am.."
"Oh, I see. I guess that makes sense. I don't really know about all this medical stuff, but I'll take your word for it," I say. She smiles and turns back to finish cleaning.
I look at my little monster some more. He has chubby cheeks and faint black hair. Are those highlights? I squint. They look purple and white. Huh. That's weird. I shrug it off.
His eyes are halfway open — maybe brown or black. Hard to tell. I poke his cheek with my right index finger and watch his face scrunch up. So cute.
"You must be starving after that whole ordeal," I tell him, getting ready to whip out my medium‑sized breast, not caring that there are still people in the room.
The other nurse clears his throat. I stop mid‑motion, holding my little monster close with my left hand and my right hand about to pull out my left breast. I look up; the nurse has a diaper in his right hand. "Madam, can I put a diaper on him before you start breastfeeding?" he asks.
"Oh, sure," I say, handing him my baby. He takes him gently, walks over, puts a diaper on, then brings him back in under a minute. "Here you go, ma'am," he says, handing my little monster back, and then leaves the room followed by the other nurse and doctor, leaving us alone.
I look down at my baby. "It's just you and me, little monster," I murmur, then pull him to my chest and start breastfeeding him.
MC POV
[TheOneTureRob] (Image: Rob making a dumbfounded face without eyes, hands raised up high) Batman could beat anybody with enough prep time, no matter what you say.
Rob, my dude. Batman's prep time only works by first getting into the fight, losing that fight, surviving because of plot armor, then coming back and winning. And don't sit here and say it doesn't work like that, 'cause it does. Like, for example, when he first fought Bane, he lost because he didn't know anything about Bane.
He survived getting his spine broken. Plot armor. Then he came back and won. The dude always loses the first encounter, only surviving because of plot armor. That is how his prep time works. You're just over glazinghim. I keep rambling on about how bullshit Batman prep time is and how it only works because of his plot armor.
While talking to Rob, I am having a diaper put on me by a male nurse. After they are finished, I am hand back to my mum.
[TheOneTureRob] (Image: Rob showing his hands with purple flowing smoke, Spelling the word fuk you. Sticking his black tongue out)
I twitch my eyebrows at [Rob]. Whatever, you're just being childish. Suddenly I see a huge brown breast with a medium‑sized black nipple brought up to my face.
Before I can form a thought, my body reacts on its own, latching on the nipple. My mouth automatically start to suck, milk enters my mouth.
I sigh. I hate how good this tastes. You know what, bury it deep very deep in my mind. And forget about it. Can't be trauma if you don't remember it right? I cry a little in my head... fuk, I'm turned on! Uhhhhhhh!
Three days later
[TheShogun] What mythical creature would you eat with no consequence and why?
Good question, [TheShogun]. If I had to pick a mythical, it would be a unicorn.
Why? Because I wanna taste what pure, innocent and goodness tastes like. Simple as that. So yeah, if I had to pick a mystical creature to eat with no consequence, it would be a unicorn. I answer while being breastfed. Anyway, let me tell you what my top 10 favorite anime is.
Mother's POV (after feeding)
I finish feeding my little monster, pull my hospital gown up, and get out of bed. I put my baby in his crib and look down at him. "Why are you still awake, little monster? You have way too much energy," I tell him, and sigh.
I go over to grab my jeans, a black oversized T‑shirt with a pink cobra on the front, a pink bra with black edges, matching panties, black socks with a pink cobra design, and my black All‑Star Chuck Taylors with pink shoelaces. Then I change out of my hospital gown.
As I finish changing, I walk back to take my baby out and put him in his carrier.
"All right, little monster, it's time for us to go. But first Mama's gotta sign some paperwork and start your birth certificate," I tell him, walking to the door. I keep talking to him until I get to the front desk, where I stop and look up at the woman behind it.
"I'm ready to leave," I say.
"Please tell me your first and last name," she asks.
I smile. "My name is Jayna Rosella."
"All right, ma'am, we just need you to start filling out some forms. And the full name of the baby so we can begin the birth certificate."
"Okay, I understand. His full name is Hakim Rosella Black."
"Please start on these papers while I put that in the database," she says, pointing to a chair. I sit down, carrier beside me, and fill out the forms.
Twenty minutes later — Mother's POV
I finish the last paper and call the lady back. I gather all the paperwork, pick up the carrier, and return to the front desk. "OK, I'm all finished," I say, handing it over.
She takes it, files it, and says, "That is everything. Little Hakim's official birth certificate will be mailed to the address you provided. I hope you and little Hakim have a wonderful day, ma'am."
"You too," I say, grabbing the carrier and leaving. Outside, my parents are waiting. I put the little monster down and hug them both, then show him to them. "Mom, Pa, this is your grandson, Hakim Rosella Black." I look down to introduce him properly, but he's already asleep. "Oh—when did he fell asleep? Most likely while I was doing the paperwork," I think.
His sleeping doesn't stop my parents from awwing and cooing. They make sure not to be too loud or touchy so they won't wake him. After a while, they stop. My dad says,
"Ok sweetheart, I'm gonna get the car started," and walks to the driver's seat. My mom says, "Come on, baby, let's get Hakim in the car."
We both walk to the car. My mom opens the door and I set the carrier inside. I buckle him in carefully so I don't jar him awake. After I finish, I double‑check the straps.
"OK, little monster. All set and ready to go." I kiss his forehead, stand up, close the door, then I get in the other side and buckle myself in.
My mom gets in the passenger seat and off we go. While my dad drives, I look at Hakim and whisper, "I wonder what you're dreaming about."
One year later — Hakim's POV
It's 1958. I was born on August 26, 1957 — same as my past life, just the year is different. Why am I thinking about this as I lie on my back in my crib, staring at the ceiling? I sigh mentally. It's been one year since I came out of that fleshy prison. It's been a whole year! THIS.IS.HELL!
Rob, I want to kill you so bad, I yell in my head. All I have been doing is shit, piss, sleep, eat, watch YouTube videos, and repeat. I am fucking bored!
Viewers [18]
[TheCrimsonFucer] Hahaha, I take great pleasure watching you suffer in your own body. Hahaha.
[TheOneTureRob] (Image: Rob with a confused face) I am somehow enjoying this?
Hey yeah, Crimson — can you do me a favor and go die on a fuking dick? I will really appreciate it. And Rob, count your fuking days, I say angrily in my head, yelling and cursing at them more.
[TheCrimsonFucer] (Image: flipping you off while laughing crazily) Jokes on you, bich. I can't die. HAHAHA.
Uh, whatever. Vicky, show me my status please.
[Vicky] Yes, host — showing status.
Name: Hakim Rosella Black
Nicknames: Little Monster
Titles: [The Baby Who Has Consciousness / Reincarnated / Livestreamer]
Age: [One year old]
Level: [0]
Race: [Human]
Alignment: [Chaotic / ???]
Title Effects:
• The Baby Who Has Consciousness: You are a baby with full consciousness.
• Reincarnated: Died in the old world, reborn in a new one. Effect: stronger soul.
• Livestreamer: Beings watch your life for entertainment. They don't interfere unless you allow it.
HP: [5/5]
MP: [0/0] 🔒 Locked — Mana unavailable at this age.
Stamina: [3/3]
Status Effects:
• Weak Body: You are still a baby.
Skills: N/A
Passive Skills: N/A
Template: N/A
Inventory (Large walk‑in Closet Size):
1. 1 Letter from Rob (Item)
2. 1 Small Beginner Pack (Consumable)
3. 1 Template Card of Yuujirou Hanma (Consumable)
4. 1 Cycle of the Elements Orb (Consumable)
5. 1 Regeneration/Adaptation Orb (Consumable)
6. 1 A bouquet of Bloody black roses (Item)
7. 100 gold coins (Currency)
8. 1 A Drop of The Monster Blood (Consumable)
Mission Log
• Type: Main Quest
• Objective: Endure the first 5 years of life
• Progress: [1 years completed / 5 years required]
• Rewards:
• 2 strengthen pill.
• One book on how to unlock and train Mana for dummies
• Unlock "Iron Will" Passive
Mission 002: Show your mum that you love to dance and talk.
• Type: Side Quest
• Objective: Crawl, walk, talk and balance. Show your mum you can do it all within a month.
• Progress: [0%]
• Reward:
• Unlock "Denser bones" Passive
• Unlock "Fluid Motion" Passive
• Receive Genius title
I sigh. Nothing changed. OK, time to get back to it. I start rocking back and forth, kicking my legs. I'm going to crawl today! I just gotta wait for my mum to come get me—for lunch. And that's when she arrives.
My mother walks into the room and lifts me from the crib. She looks like a young black woman in her mid‑20s, with white curls pinned in a loose bun. Pink T‑shirt, overalls, pink socks. A cobra tattoo coils down her right arm, the head perched on the back of her hand it's mouth-wide open , it's tongue wrapped around her index finger
She takes me to the rocking chair and starts feeding me while rocking gently. Twenty minutes later I'm finished and she burps me. She puts me down on the soft carpet on my stomach and watches me. It takes five minutes, but I eventually start crawling.
"Mom—oh my God, my little monster is crawling!" She says excitingly. "Wait, wait, just wait." She runs out of the room. I stop crawling, curious where she's going, I have a guess what it could be. She doesn't take long to come back with a video recorder in her left hand. Ah, so my guess was right, I think. I start crawling again as she records me. After a while she stops and sits back in the rocking chair, smiling. Watching me continue to crawl around.
The next day — Hakim's POV (on the carpet)
[Themasteroftime] (Image: a man in a 1900s‑style outfit — dark blue long coat left open; white and slicked‑back hair that fades from black at the roots to white at the tips; wearing a white, featureless mask; holding up a cane with a pocket watch attached and a short chain with a dagger dangling from it; one hand tapping and pointing at a pocket watch. Somehow giving off the feeling of being bored.)
"Pray, good sir! Is this the blessed morn upon which thou shalt reclaim the noble art of ambulation? Watching thee languish in idleness doth test even the bounds of my saintly patience!"
I know you text like that on purpose, [Themasteroftime], but whatever. You asked if I'm going to walk again—yes. I look at my mum; she's sitting in the chair reading a book I can't quite make out. Oh well. Doesn't matter. I crawl to the wall. It takes a while, but I get there. OK, now for the hard part.
I pull myself up using the wall for support and get onto my feet. It takes a while, of balancing myself, but I did it five minutes later I finally manage to stand without wobbling or falling.. Fuk yeah, I finally got on my feet, I think, wobbling a little bit, whoa, easy there me, I use the wall to sturdy myself. I glance at my mum—yup still reading. Perfect.
[TheCrimsonFuker] (Image: malicious grin) I just want you to know I'm praying for your downfall. And I don't even believe in the big G. Hahaha.
[TheOneTrueRob] (Image: bored smirk) Hey Crimson, I bet he fails a hundred times before making any progress. Hahah.
[TheCrimsonFuker] I bet you a million souls he'll fall thirty times and break something. No progress. HAHAHA.
Screw both of y'all. Vicky, is there any way I can put them in time out?
[Vicky] I'm sorry, host, but you cannot.
Of course I can't. I focus on balancing against the wall until I get enough confidence to let go. I take my hand off the wall and I somewhat wobble there, waiting for my legs to steady. I take a breath and take my first step—and fail. Fuk.
[TheOneTrueRob] (Image: slamming the ground while laughing) HAHAHA.
[TheCrimsonFuker] (Image: gleeful laugh) HAHAHA.
I grit my teeth, got back up, take a step, fall again, got up, fall again. Lucky for me, the carpet is really soft I think to myself as I fall again.
I fall for the nineteenth time and gott back up. Come on, you got this, Hakim. I hyped myself up.
[TheCrimsonFuker] Do me a favor and fall eleven more times. I'd appreciate it if you also broke something while doing that. Hahah.
I ignore Crimson and try again. This time I take a step. Excitement bubbles. Another step. Wobbly, but steadier. Another. "Chat, chat, I'm walking," I say in my head, smiling. I take another step and finally make real progress. With every step I get closer to mum: Be like a fucking turtle. Slow and steady wins the race, I say to myself. It takes two minutes, but I finally reach her and grab her leg.
Mother's POV (while reading)
I suddenly felt something grabbed my leg. Surprise I move the book aside and see my little monster clinging to me. I close the book and set it on the side of the rocking chair. Aww—my little monster wants Mommy to pick him up. I bend over and admire his outfit.
He's wearing a purple onesie with a hoodie and little horns. As I reach to pick him up he suddenly says something shocking.
Hakim: "Yo Mum, I walked over here." He grins, all gums showing.
I freeze and stare. What the fuk!?
[Hakim's POV — while holding on Mum's leg]
What the fuk!? she says, frozen and staring at me. then I got a fun idea? Mum, what is fuk? I say. She starts to panic. "No, no, no, sweetie, don't say that. You can't say that. It's a bad word," she waves her hands, frantic.
But Mom, you said fuk.
"No, no, sweetie. Mommy made a mistake," she says, bending to pick me up. Before she could I walk away, from behind me I hear a gasp. I turn to see Mum running out the door—guess she's going to get the camera again.
[TheOneTrueRob] (Image: Rob crying in the corner) NOOOOO! My million souls.
[TheCrimsonFuker] (Image: confused Crimson) I can't prove it, but I know you cheated somehow. And when could you talk?
Y'all both can suck it. And I'm pretty sure—'cause I already know how to talk With, you know, me being a man inside a baby body, that sounds wrong.
Anywayyy I just needed to try it. And I was right. I mean, like, really think about it. I have full consciousness as a baby. It would be more weird if I couldn't speak already, right? Right.
As I was talking, I didn't realize Mum comes back with the camera already. She films me for another thirty minutes—walking, talking, grinning. Eventually I get tired, so I sit down, yawn, and tell her I'm sleepy.
She stops recording and sets the camera down. "Ohh, my little monster wants his nap?" she says. "Also, Mum, I pooped myself," I say, embarrassed, burying my face in her shoulder. She takes me to the changing table and handles it like pros do. This is so embarrassing, I think. Into the vault it goes. What's my motto? Can't be trauma if you don't remember it.
[Themasteroftime] (Image: Shaking his head in disappointment.) "Verily, my good sir, 'tis unwise to bury thine afflictions so deep within thy breast. Such repression doth fester like a wound left untended."
Confused. "What are you talking [OldTimey] Afflictions? Also that's what I'm calling you from now on. "On account of your name and how you talk/text. So yeah, no point in complaining.
"Oh, and To answer your question. there's nothing wrong with me. I'm just sleepy, [OldTimey]. But thanks for asking." I give a mental thumbs up.
While mentally talking. Mum gently places me in the crib, kisses my forehead, and tucks me in. "Sleep tight, little monster," she whispers, then walks away, leaving the door cracked open. I give a long yawn.
"Vicky, pull up the system for me, please. Oh yeah, and call me HRB from now on."
[Vicky] (System) Sure thing, HRB. Pulling status up now.
Name: Hakim Rosella Black
Nicknames: Little Monster / HRB
Titles: [The Baby Who Has Consciousness / Reincarnated / Livestreamer]
Age: [One year old]
Level: [0]
Race: [Human]
Alignment: [Chaotic / ???]
Title Effects:
• The Baby Who Has Consciousness: You are a baby with full consciousness • Reincarnated: Died in the old world, reborn in a new one. Effect: stronger soul.
• Livestreamer: Beings watch your life for entertainment. They don't interfere unless you allow it.
HP: [5/5]
MP: [0/0] 🔒 Locked — Mana unavailable at this age.
Stamina: [5/5]
Status Effects:
• Weak Body: You are still a baby.
Skills: N/A
Passive Skills: N/A
Template: N/A
Inventory (Large walk‑in Closet Size):
1. 1 Letter from Rob (Item)
2. 1 Small Beginner Pack (Consumable)
3. 1 Template Card of Yuujirou Hanma (Consumable)
4. 1 Cycle of the Elements Orb (Consumable)
5. 1 Regeneration/Adaptation Orb (Consumable)
6. 1 A bouquet of Bloody black roses (Item)
7. 100 gold coins (Currency)
8. 1 A Drop of The Monster Blood (Consumable)
Mission Log
• Type: Main Quest
• Objective: Endure the first 5 years of life
• Progress: [1 year completed / 5 years required]
• Rewards:
• 2 Strengthening pills
• One book on how to unlock and train Mana for dummies
• Unlock "Iron Will" Passive
Mission 002: Show your mum that you love to dance and talk
• Type: Side Quest — Complete
• Objective: Crawl, walk, talk, and balance. Prove to your mum you can do it all—within one month.
• Progress: [100%]
• Rewards:
• Passive Skill Unlocked: Denser Bones
• Passive Skill Unlocked: Fluid Motion
• Title Earned: Genius
[Vicky] HRB, you have completed a side quest. Would you like to claim the rewards?
HRB: Yes, Vicky.
[Vicky] Right away, HRB. Rewards claimed. Updating status...
Name: Hakim Rosella Black
Nicknames: Little Monster / HRB
Titles: [The Baby Who Has Consciousness / Reincarnated / Livestreamer / Genius]
Age: [One year old]
Level: [0]
Race: [Human]
Alignment: [Chaotic / ???]
Title Effects:
• Genius: Your cognitive development far exceeds the norm. You learn skills, languages, and concepts at 5× the speed of an average human.
• Passive Bonus:
• Reduced time to unlock new skills
• Increased affinity for complex systems and abstract thinking
• Early access to advanced learning modules (when available)
HP: [20/20]
MP: [0/0] 🔒 Locked — Mana unavailable at this age.
Stamina: [6/6]
Status Effects:
• Unnatural body.: Your body is unnaturally fluid and strong for a baby
Passive Skills: [Denser Bones Lv.Max] [Fluid Motion Lv.Max]
Template: N/A
Inventory (Large walk‑in Closet Size):
1x Letter from Rob (Item)
1xSmall Beginner Pack (Consumable)
1xTemplate Card of Yuujirou Hanma (Consumable)
1x Cycle of the Elements Orb (Consumable)
1x Regeneration/Adaptation Orb (Consumable)
1x A bouquet of Bloody black roses (Item)
100x gold coins (Currency)
1x A Drop of The Monster Blood (Consumable)
Mission Log updated. • Type: Main Quest
• Objective: Endure the first 5 years of life
• Progress: [1 year completed / 5 years required]
• Rewards:
• 2 Strengthening pills
• One book on how to unlock and train Mana for dummies
• Unlock "Iron Will" Passive
[Vicky] HRB, would you like details on Denser Bones and Fluid Motion?
HRB: Sure Vicky.
[Vicky] (System)
Passive Skill: Denser Bones
• Type: Passive
• Effect: Your skeletal structure is five times stronger than that of a typical human. Bones are more resistant to fractures, compression, and blunt force trauma.
Passive Skill: Fluid Motion
• Type: Passive
• Effect: Your body moves with enhanced coordination and natural flow. Reduces clumsiness, improves balance, and allows smoother transitions between actions.
Oh nice. Those two go really well together. I yawn. I guess it's time for that nap. See you when I wake up, chat, I say as I close my eyes.
[Time skip — 4 years. FOV: Hakim]
I say thank you to the bus driver as I step off the school bus and wave goodbye. "See you tomorrow, Hakim." The bus doors close.
Chat, it has been five whole years since I was reborn in this world. The year is 1962—August, three weeks before my birthday. Thanks to Denser Bones, I was able to start training my body early, in secret from my mum. Of course she'd freak out if she found out.
Fuk!,I hate that I have to go to school again.
[Themasteroftime] (Image: Him dusting off an hourglass, sitting on a chair in a room filled with different kind of clocks.) "I do say, my good fellow, why hast thou not employed thy intellect to ascend beyond thine peers? 'Tis most unbecoming to squander one's potential in frivolous play with children for the better part of the day!"
I stop and blink. Fuck, you're right, [Oldtimey]. How the fuck am I so stupid, even with a skill that literally makes me smarter than average people? I sigh. Anyway, Vicky, pull up my status please.
[Vicky] Right
Name: Hakim Rosella Black
Nicknames: Little Monster / HRB
Titles: [The Baby Who Has Consciousness / Reincarnated / Livestreamer / Genius]
Age: 5 years old
Level: 0
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic / ???
Title Effects:
• Reincarnated: stronger soul.
• Livestreamer: Beings won't interfere unless allowed.
• Genius: x5 learning speed.
HP: [60/60]
MP: [0/0] 🔒 Locked — Mana unavailable at this age.
Stamina: [46/46]
Status Effects:
• Unnatural body.: Your body is unnaturally fluid and strong for a kid.
Skills: [Walking Lv.3] [Talking Lv.3] [Running Lv.2] [Drawing Lv.1]
Passive Skills: [Denser Bones Lv.Max] [Fluid Motion Lv.Max] [Iron Will Lv.Max]
Template: N/A
Inventory (Large walk‑in Closet Size):
1x Letter from Rob (Item)
1x Small Beginner Pack (Consumable)
1x Template Card of Yuujirou Hanma (Consumable)
1x Cycle of the Elements Orb (Consumable)
1x Regeneration/Adaptation Orb (Consumable)
1x Bouquet of Bloody Black Roses (Item)
100x Gold Coins (Currency)
1x A Drop of The Monster Blood (Consumable)
2x Strengthening Pills (Consumable)
1x Book: How to Unlock and Train Mana for Dummies
Mission Log
• Type: Main Quest — Complete
• Objective: Endure the first 5 years of life
• Progress: [5 years completed / 5 years required]
• Rewards Claimed:
• 2× Strengthening Pills
• 1× Book: How to Unlock and Train Mana for Dummies
• Passive Skill Unlocked: Iron Will
Vicky, what does Iron Will do? And what are Strengthening Pills?
[Vicky] Yes, I shall be explaining now.
Passive Skill: Iron Will
• Type: Passive
• Effect: Your mental resilience is reinforced by reincarnation trauma. You resist fear, manipulation, and mental debuffs more effectively than ordinary humans.
Item Acquired: How to Unlock and Train Mana for Dummies
• Type: Book (Tutorial)
• Effect: Grants foundational knowledge on mana theory, unlocking techniques, and early training.
• Use: Read to begin unlocking MP pool and access basic mana manipulation.
Item Acquired: Strengthening Pills ×2 • Type: Consumable
• Effect: Permanently increases physical strength by +3% per pill. Infused with a little something something. Can't say.
Not bad, not bad at all, I say, walking to the door. I open it, then close it gently behind