Uchiha Obito.
The greatest simp in the entire ninja world.
No girl ever confessed to him, yet he was willing to flip the entire world upside down for one.
A loyal fool, yet a traitor.
A bastard who killed his own teacher and that teacher's pregnant wife—all because of one moment of heartbreak.
His life?
A string of conspiracies, manipulation, and bad luck.
A puppet in a tragic play.
A clown whose tears dissolved into darkness.
And ironically, in Jaeger's previous life?
Obito was weirdly popular with female fans.
Honestly?
Jaeger understood why.
When he bombed Panan Island and erased the Rose Kingdom in the One Piece world, didn't he also become a worldwide sensation? Worshiped by millions of fangirls?
Apparently, committing mass carnage "for love" is romantic…
so long as the viewer isn't the one dying.
So yes — Jaeger understood.
But that didn't mean he liked Obito.
To him, Obito was pathetic.
Incompetent.
A tragic clown pretending to be a villain.
So when it came time to deal with him?
Jaeger didn't plan on wasting breath.
" Miyuki-sama… can you spare Obito?" Kakashi asked quietly, practically begging.
The plea was desperate.
He was painfully aware: Uchiha Miyuki — the Shura Yasha-Hime — was not someone he could afford to anger.
Beside him, Nohara Rin clutched her chest, trembling.
The newly-made Three-Tails' Jinchūriki looked toward Miyuki with fragile, wavering hope.
She didn't know why Obito had become this twisted thing.
She didn't understand why he attacked her.
But she knew one thing:
He was still her friend.
Even when he tried to kill her, she couldn't bring herself to hate him.
"Please…" she whispered.
But Miyuki shook her head.
"Too late," she murmured. "I've already given someone else the right to decide Obito's fate."
"Given…?" Kakashi's eyes narrowed. "To who?"
Miyuki didn't answer.
Instead, she looked toward the sky.
"He's here."
Kakashi and Rin turned.
And froze.
Two figures floated in the air — standing as if gravity itself bowed before them.
The first was tall — over two meters — with a regal, divine presence.
A golden belt wrapped around his waist, and in his hand shimmered a sword of pure light.
His face was handsome, untouched by battle.
But it was his eyes that stole their breath—
His right eye burned with the sun.
His left eye glowed with the moon.
And within both… was the echo of death itself.
Even seeing him from afar was enough to make the soul tremble.
It was Jaeger.
Beside him, Uchiha Madara dangled like an afterthought — completely ignored.
Kakashi swallowed hard.
"Who… is he?" he whispered, though his instincts screamed the answer.
Jaeger didn't answer.
He simply raised his blade.
Fear jolted Kakashi's body into motion.
He formed a hand seal — lightning crackling violently—
But before he could rise—
BAM.
He was slammed to the ground like a ragdoll.
"R-Rin?!"
A massive, chakra-forged tail — one of the Three-Tails — pinned him with terrifying force.
Rin stood behind him, hands shaking, tears streaming.
"I'm sorry… I'm so sorry…" she whispered over and over.
Kakashi struggled.
"What are you doing?! He's our friend! Are you insane?!"
Rin didn't answer.
Because at the moment Jaeger appeared… the beast inside her — the Three-Tails — had gone completely still.
Then it spoke.
"Girl… one of those two is Madara Uchiha. Yes, that Madara. And he's stronger than ever."
"But the other one?"
"Don't even THINK about resisting."
"I have seen monsters. I have seen the Sage of Six Paths. But that man—"
"He is something even WE tailed beasts would never provoke."
"Disobey him, and you won't just die. I will die. We will ALL die."
Rin froze.
The entity she feared the most…
the thing she thought was the ultimate nightmare…
was terrified.
Absolutely terrified.
So she made a choice...not out of cowardice.
Not out of betrayal.
But out of love.
For Kakashi.
For everyone who would die if she didn't act.
So she held Kakashi down.
"You're good."
Jaeger's eyes narrowed.
He hadn't expected this from Nohara Rin — the quiet, gentle girl who was supposed to die young.
Yet here she was, defying expectations.
Interesting.
"HEY! Your Highness Jaeger! I'm the one who saved Rin!" Miyuki snapped, her voice anxious.
Clearly she wasn't afraid for Rin…
She was afraid Jaeger's gaze lingered on Rin for too long.
Jaeger sighed helplessly.
With a fluid motion, he raised his sword.
"God Avoid—!!"
The blade shimmered with absolute certainty — empowered by the Mystic Eyes of Death.
And in one swift, elegant motion—
SHHK—
The sword slid straight through Obito's forehead.
His skull split open.
Blood, bone, and brain matter sprayed in a grotesque arc.
Kakashi stared blankly, horrified.
Jaeger looked down at the body with mild annoyance.
"Dead for sure… So much for the miracle of Hashirama cells."
Hermes' Hand quietly absorbed Obito's "legendary power."
Jaeger slid the blade into its sheath.
The moment he did—
"OBITO—!!"
Kakashi's scream shattered the silence.
Still pinned under Rin's chakra-hand, his body trembled violently — and then his left eye twisted.
The Sharingan spun.
Faster.
Faster—
Mangekyō.
Miyuki blinked, stunned.
"He awakened Mangekyō from the trauma?"
She glanced at Obito's corpse.
Even in death — his discarded Sharingan reshaped into Mangekyō.
"What a waste."
Madara's voice held faint pity — nothing more.
Obito was a pawn.
A vessel.
A tool for his old resurrection plan.
Now that Madara was reborn as a Shinigami?
Obito's existence was irrelevant.
Pathetic, really.
"Double Kamui… just like Utaha Senpai lottery prize."
Miyuki muttered quietly, envy creeping into her voice. She coveted the space-bending power of Kamui, but she had already earned her Mangekyō through the system.
Eye replacement was too crude — too distasteful.
So instead, she looked to Jaeger.
"Kakashi's unlocked Mangekyō. Should I kill him for you?"
Her tone was light, but her eyes said she'd do it without hesitation.
"No!"
Nohara Rin's voice cracked with panic. She stepped forward instinctively, her wide eyes fixed on Jaeger.
It was a strange image — her small frame still cloaked in the monstrous chakra of the Three-Tails, yet her expression was that of a frightened girl pleading with a devil.
Jaeger didn't answer right away.
He simply looked at her.
A few seconds passed before he spoke, his voice low and deliberate.
"You don't want Kakashi's eyes gouged out and his life ended just because Obito died… is that it?"
He didn't say it kindly — it was more like a deal being offered.
Like a devil whispering behind a silk curtain.
Uchiha Miyuki's brows twitched as she watched Rin. Despite feeling loss burning inside her, she didn't interfere.
Jaeger had no intention of killing Kakashi anyway — he had already proven with Nagato that true power wasn't tied to lineage, but legend.
And Kakashi... Kakashi was still just a footnote in history.
But since Rin asked, he would grant it.
Because granting something with a smile made it hurt more later.
Jaeger's time in the Naruto world was nearly up. Without warning, he handed the weakened Rin — chakra spent and breath shallow — into Miyuki's arms.
The look Miyuki gave him was complicated.
Then, with a pulse of space, Jaeger disappeared.
The World of One Piece.
He reappeared in a lavish bedroom — dimly lit, warm, silent. Nearly three hours had passed in this world. At his side, Portgas D. Rouge lay sleeping soundly, her hands resting protectively on her swollen belly.
Jaeger glanced at her briefly, his eyes unreadable.
Then the system prompts echoed in his mind one after another.
Meanwhile, back in the Naruto world, Uchiha Miyuki stood over Kakashi.
She didn't kill him.
Instead, she did something no one would expect — she embedded Obito's Mangekyō into Kakashi's other eye.
A living, breathing Twin Kamui Kakashi was born ahead of schedule.
Not out of kindness — but curiosity. Or maybe strategy.
In her hands, Kakashi had just become something far more useful.
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[Group System Prompt]
[Congratulations to group members Nerona Jaeger, Esdeath, and Luo Hao for completing the mission: "Rescue Uchiha Miyuki."]
[Mission Evaluation – Esdeath: Passed. Reward: 1 Naruto World Lottery Spin]
[Mission Evaluation – Luo Hao: Good. Reward: 2 Naruto World Lottery Spins]
[Mission Evaluation – Nerona Jaeger: Excellent. Reward: 3 Naruto World Lottery Spins]
Luo Hao: "Hm? A 'Good' evaluation? Unexpected. But two spins — acceptable."
Esdeath: "My result is just a pass. Was it because I didn't interfere as much as you?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "Well, you did get slapped halfway across the battlefield by that transmigrator. That's gotta affect the score."
Esdeath: "Tch… Jaeger, next mission, let us fight a little more. It'll help our evaluations."
Luo Hao: "Against someone like James Dickson? How many moves would you have survived?"
Esdeath: "...Okay, probably none. But if the next enemy isn't so ridiculously OP, let us tag in more, okay?"
Nerona Jaeger: "No problem. Next time, it's your show."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Speaking of rewards — Your Highness Jaeger, what Noble Phantasm did you get from killing Obito?"
Yamamoto Mei: "Obito wasn't world-famous yet, but still on par with figures like Vice Admiral Bone Dragon, Golden Lion, or the Brynhild world. I'd bet something spatial or ocular."
Nerona Jaeger: "Mei's spot on. It's a space-type ability."
Nerona Jaeger: "[Image Attachment]"
[Noble Phantasm: The Sky is Dead
Level: 1
Type: Anti-Realm Noble Phantasm
Source: Uchiha Obito]
[A unique Noble Phantasm born from Obito's innate spatial mastery. With this, Jaeger gains the ability to collapse dimensions and distort reality. Based on Obito's Mangekyō Sharingan powers, this skill allows for both offense and defense through alternate dimensions — now elevated into an ultimate form of space manipulation.]
When activated, it can tear open the fabric of space itself and crush the battlefield into oblivion.
Luo Hao: "The Sky is Dead, huh? That name brings back memories… I had a technique with the same name once."
Uchiha Miyuki: "Wasn't that the power you used to shatter the heavens or something? Didn't it break on your first use when enhancing it?"
Luo Hao: "…Miyuki, I see your banter has improved. I should've disciplined you more in the Naruto world."
Tohsaka Sakura: "It's okay, Luo Hao-san. You're already prepping to take down Sun Wukong, right? I believe in you!"
Luo Hao: "Hmph. I'll accept that blessing, Sakura-chan."
Sawamura Eriri: "W-Wait — Sun Wukong as in THE Monkey King?! You people are monsters…"
Kasumigaoka Utaha: "So… when are you all going to spin that lottery?"
Aizen Sosuke: "Can we really obtain world-exclusive artifacts through it? This system just keeps getting more intriguing."
Uchiha Madara: "I'm no longer interested in just Naruto's world. Every world… now that is my aim."
Luo Hao: "Alright, I'll spin first!"
Click—swirl—POP!
[Congratulations! Group member Luo Hao has obtained: Senju Clan's Sage Body]
[Congratulations! Group member Luo Hao has obtained: The Tenseigan]
Luo Hao: "...The Tenseigan?"
Uchiha Miyuki: "HOLY— Luo Hao-sama! Did you BRIBE the system?! That is INSANE!"
Nerona Jaeger: "...So now we've got a woman in the group who can split the moon with a glance."
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