After the two police officers took out their identification, they began their routine inquiry.
Before Jiang Cheng could speak, Yu Xiaoxiao quickly rushed over from the side.
She shook her head and hurriedly said, "Officer, it has nothing to do with him. This man wants to trick me into marriage because our elders had arranged an engagement. But after I interacted with him, I found out that he is not only bisexual but also likes to cross-dress... So I made it clear a long time ago that I would not marry him. Today, he came here to harass me, and this gentleman kindly helped me avoid the harassment."
Jiang Cheng couldn't help but feel a sense of satisfaction watching Yu Xiaoxiao's actions.
He noticed that Yu Xiaoxiao's expression and movements towards him were more intimate than before.
At this moment, Yu Xiaoxiao's peaks were once again pressed tightly against his arm, and she had actively leaned against him.
Jiang Cheng soothingly patted her shoulder again: "Don't worry."
"Is there some misunderstanding? These are just minor disputes; it's best if everyone talks it out and resolves it."
After understanding the situation, the police officer began mediation.
He said, his face flushed, "What misunderstanding? What do you mean? There are surveillance cameras here! I demand..."
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Cheng immediately used the Bad Luck Card he had just been rewarded with on Zhang Yu.
Pfft pfft~~~ Suddenly, several strange sounds emanated from Zhang Yu.
His face looked odd, and he stopped mid-sentence.
His eyes darted nervously, and his legs involuntarily squeezed together.
His butt slowly pushed out.
His hands slowly covered his stomach.
At this moment, he felt as if a warm current was uncontrollably gushing out of his intestines.
This subtle and embarrassing feeling reminded him of an unforgettable incident from his childhood.
He was young then, just starting third grade.
One day, the teacher called on him to answer a question.
But that day, he had been suffering from diarrhea.
He nervously stood up, and just as he did, he unexpectedly felt the sudden urge to fart.
That young him understood a saying for the first time.
That is: when you have diarrhea, never trust any fart.
Because on that day, the naive him thought that if he just slowly let out the fart while answering the question...
Everything would go unnoticed.
But the facts proved his idea wrong.
What he released then was not just a fart, but also a crotchful of... He would never forget the pale and disgusted expressions of all his classmates and the teacher on the podium at that time.
And at this very moment, that long-lost feeling reappeared.
Zhang Yu, his face flushed, slowly told himself in his mind.
"Never trust a fart."
After silently repeating it a few times, Zhang Yu began to take slow, deep breaths, trying to control his body.
After all, there were surveillance cameras here, and quite a few people.
He absolutely would not allow such a thing to happen to him a second time.
However, not everything in this world goes as one wishes.
Zhang Yu found that the gas inside his body was increasing.
Cold sweat constantly broke out on his body.
Suddenly, he remembered that he hadn't eaten anything for lunch today.
He had only been having fun with his old lover in the hotel.
Could his old lover's 'stick' have been poisoned???
Is that why it suddenly caused such a huge impact on his intestines??
Zhang Yu, his face pale, asked everyone, "Excuse me, where is the restroom on the first floor?"
He used immense effort to slowly control his breath and utter those few words.
But no matter how much he controlled it, it was already futile at this point.
A familiar warm current and his twenty-plus years of dignity began to flow out again, little by little.
Seeing his pale face and strange movements, the police officer couldn't help but ask with concern, "Sir, what's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?"
Zhang Yu clamped his butt even tighter. He slowly inhaled, his lips mumbling as he tried to speak.
"Yes, a little, quick..."
Zhang Yu stopped speaking before he could finish.
He found that as soon as he opened his mouth, his sphincter loosened a bit more.
It had only been a few sporadic drops, but with his movement, another dozen drops leaked out.
And there was a faint feeling of a major eruption... Zhang Yu knew that even though he was trying his best to control it.
But he could only prevent a bigger bomb from exploding.
What was meant to come would still come.
At this moment, he felt his crotch getting wetter and wetter.
The others at this time only found his behavior a bit strange.
But Jiang Cheng, who had used the Bad Luck Card, vaguely guessed Zhang Yu's condition.
Such an expression appearing for no reason indicated a problem.
And Zhang Yu now couldn't even bother to yell about calling the police.
Jiang Cheng smirked, walked over to Zhang Yu, patted his shoulder hard, and said, "Brother, if you're uncomfortable, just say so. Don't be shy. The police officer will help you."
Zhang Yu was shaken a few times by Jiang Cheng's hand, immediately took a deep breath, and clamped his sphincter even harder.
He slowly turned his head, his face flushed, and stared at Jiang Cheng with wide eyes.
Every time Jiang Cheng shook him, he got a step closer to erupting.
"...Take me to the toilet..."
After Zhang Yu gnashed his teeth and uttered these few words, he dared not speak again.
At this moment, an unpleasant smell wafted out.
"What the hell? Why does it smell so bad??"
"Yeah, is the toilet broken? It shouldn't be, the toilet is still very far from here!"
"Could it be that the septic truck came by?"
"Hmm... Oh my god, it smells fresh. Who secretly pooped? You're old enough to control it."
"..."