-Short NON-CANON comedy story for The Last-Naruto movie-
Note: This will be unrelated to the plot of which I am currently writing! IF I ever reach this point in the future, it will be different, key word, IF. Also, this won't be entirely accurate to the movie, I'm just writing this for sh*ts and giggles.
Three people stood before a massive portal in a deep underground passage. A blonde haired man with his hair trailing lower than his ears and whiskers on each side of his face. One would see great resemblance between him and Minato. Naruto.
Beside him, was a golden haired girl, her firm light blue eyes stayed on the portal before them as her hands held onto Naruto's sleeve.
Lastly, a black haired beauty stood next to them, with long straight hair, reaching the lower back.
"We're off then" The three said to a large crowd behind them, entering through the portal.
The moment they stepped through, they felt their sense of balance falter a little, but that didn't distract them from the massive palace that stood before them.
"This is the moon, huh? Haku nii-san, you ready?" Naruto turned to the black haired beauty and asked
Haku glanced back with murderous eyes
"Of course" He clenched his fists and replied
Naruto didn't have his usualy cheeky smile, as he knew the severity of this matter. Hinata had been kidnapped, along with Hanabi.
"Let's see what the thug that kidnapped my sister-in-law looks like" Naruto spat to the side and revealed a sinister smile.
He formed a rasengan in one hand and threw it at the gate that stood before them, blasting it open with ease. Inside, they were faced with a long corridoor, with paintings down the hallway.
All of Hinata, which made Haku's fists tighten.
"A split" They came upon a split in the hallway
"Do we split up?" Ino asked
Naruto laughed
"Hell no!" He smirked coldly as he made a hand sign
*poof*
In an instant, hundreds of clones were formed.
"Go search the entire place, and find the two Hyuga princesses" Naruto said
"MOVE OUT!" The clones all yelled as they filled the corridoor and rished through the palace.
Ino and Haku on the other hand, were speechless. Well, if Naruto's clones had moved normally, they wouldn't be, but...did they really have to snag everything around and throw it into a storage scroll!?
"They look expensive" Naruto rubbed his nose and chuckled
"..."
But as he chuckled, a massive explosion occured, followed by Naruto sensing numerous clones get destroyed in an instant.
"There" He muttered as he pinpointed where it all happened
The group immediately rushed to the direction of the explosion, and what they saw was a massive hall, with Hinata laying in the centre, on a bed. Beside her, was a white haired man with cyan blue eyes.
His gaze was filled with annoyance, as the clones had disrupted him while he was proceeding with a kiss on Hinata's lips.
"More insects, how obnoxious" He sneered as glowing green chakra condensed around him. His eyes sharp, and the six path symbols lined around his collar.
"Ino, go find Hanabi, my clones will guide you, Haku, let's rescue the princess" Naruto said
"Got it" Ino nodded and rushed out the hall
Haku's eyes remained on the man beside Hinata
"Who are you, and why did you kidnap Hinata" He questioned
"Who am I? Who are you to speak of the Byakugan princess's name so lightly, before me no less" The man's eyes narrowed
"Wow...I think he's going through a phase" Naruto gasped
The man glared at Naruto
"I am-"
"A weirdo" Naruto said
"..."
The man's face darkened significantly, and this time, without speaking, he snapped his fingers. A green glow lit up on Hinata's abdomen, and her eyes opened.
She got up from the bed, and stood in front of the man, facing Naruto and Haku.
"Hinata..."Haku furrowed his brows
"Kill them both" The man said
Hinata rushed forward, with rotational forces condensed on her palm.
*Bang*
Before she reached them, Naruto snapped his fingers, and chains shot out, binding Hinata up, before he delivered a kick to her back.
The man's pupils shrunk, he attacked so viciously without hesitation!? He turned to Haku, who, he had seen, had deep feelings for Hinata.
What did Haku do at this moment? He caught Hinata, who was sent flying and...slammed her to the ground! Where did the feelings he had go!? Why is he so heavy handed!?
Naruto walked over, and placed his hand on the green orb on Hinata's abdomen
"Well, that was simple" He muttered as he tore it out of her
"You-You mongrels!" The man shouted
He immediately rushed to attack them, but the hundreds of clones that were yet to be destroyed rushed for him to stop his attempt to get closer.
"Dammit!"
Meanwhile, Hinata's blank eyes slowly regained their light, and upon seeing Haku, her eyes widened.
"H-Haku!" She exclaimed
Haku gave her a gentle smile
"Hey"
Hinata reached her arms up and pulled Haku into an embrace
"Thank goodness" She muttered
*Ahem*
Naruto let out a faint cough
"Well, hug it out, until then, Hinata, we need to stop the moon from crashing into the Earth, you got any ideas?" Naruto asked
Hinata and Haku froze, and blushed a little. They calmed themselves, and got up.
"Yes, there is a vessal that is used to maintain the moon's orbit, if we can destroy it, it will no longer fall onto the world" Hinata replied
"Cool, and where is the vessal" Naruto asked
"It's..." Hinata looked up
The other two followed her eyes, but saw nothing
"A barrier, eh?" Naruto smiled as he felt a strange flucture above them. While the man was distracted with Naruto's clones, Naruto condensed Kurama's chakra, and charged at the ceiling.
The man noticed this, and his pupils shrunk
"Stop!" He screamed
*Bang*
Naruto crashed into an invisble force above them, and pressed his palm against it.
"A rather tricky one, but not too difficult" He chuckled
In just a few seconds, he analysed the structure entirely, and cracks formed on what seems to be empty air.
*Crack*
*Bang*
The barrier broke, revealing a massive yellow orb that floated above, radiating intense energy that made Naruto shudder a little.
He pressed his hand against it, and felt his chakra get rapidly absorbed.
"Don't touch it! Only descendants of Hamaru can touch it" Hinata shouted
"Oh? How fun" Naruto retracted his hand and gave the massive vessal a curious scan.
"Get away from it!" The man screamed as his chakra exploded forth
*Whoosh*
His aura alone destroyed the clones around him, his anger reaching the peak.
[And this is where the true battle begins!]
[He is angered by the fox boy, but behind the anger, seems to be a deep calculative gaze]
[He's rushing forth! But is he as hot headed as he seems? Or is there a deeper scheme!]
"Kurama, I swear, I will tape your mouth shut" Naruto growled at Kurama, who was making commentary inside his head!
[Hahaha, and would you look at that! He was blocked by the ice boy, who is hellbent on revenge for the kidnapping of his lover]
Naruto saw Haku rush up, and formed a massive wall of ice that blocked the man.
"Right, Hinata, what's his name again?" Naruto called out
"Uh...I think it was...Toneri"
"Toe nail?" Naruto asked
"No, I said-"
"Toe nail, I got it" Naruto smiled
"...whatever you want" Hinata gave up almost instantly
She reached Naruto, and stared at the vessal.
"Can you destroy it?" Naruto asked
"I'll try" Hinata replied as a powerful rotational force formed on her hand.
It started to spin faster and faster, until Naruto could feel a powerful wind blow past him. She started to condense the energy, which became thinner, and thinner.
"Rotation style, pierce!" She yelled as she pushed it against the vessal.
The intense energy clashed with the vessal, and the vessal started to radiate a golden glow. Toneri looked up and his heart sank.
A crack formed, and spread rapidly across the vessal.
"NOOO!"
*Bang*
The vessal's cracks spread across the entire thing, and shattered, causing a shockwave across the palace, destroying the walls. From within, they witnessed something shocking, as numerous eyes were blasted out from within.
"These are all...byakugans" Hinata exclaimed
Naruto stared at it, and promptly...snagged a few into a storage scroll.
"Dammit! Dammit!!!!"
Toneri's anger reached the very peak, as the green chakra surrounding him intensified.
"If I didn't know any better, I'd have thought he had the sharingan" Naruto muttered
[If you don't shut up, he may very well awaken one] Kurama replied
"Well, buddy, time for you to stretch your limbs" Naruto smiled
[Hehe, I can't wait]
Naruto leapt up, and grabbed Haku's collar.
"Go with Hinata to find Ino and Hanabi, I'll take it from here" He said
Haku stared at Naruto, then nodded
"Make him pay" He said and jumped down to where Hinata was.
Naruto looked up at Toneri, who staredat him with eyes filled with rage. So intense that he saw a slight flicker in his eyes...
'Was that a sharingan awakening?' Naruto gasped
He flew up with his legs crossed and hands placed casually on his knee
"So~, we will finally fight, Toe Nail" Naruto said as he focused his eyes
"...huh?"
"Your reign of terror ends now, Toe Nail" Naruto added
Toneri was momentarily confused, but soon realised Naruto was simply making fun of his name, causing the chakra coat on him to flare drastically.
Behind him, green orbs formed
"Ooh, lemme do that as well" Naruto quickly activated sage mode, followed by Kurama's chakra to the maximum degree, cloaking himself in an orange cloak.
Behind him, five black orbs formed as well.
"Come on, show me what you got"
Toneri sneered, shooting the green orbs at Naruto, who responded by shooting his own. The truth seeker orbs clashed with one another, causing ripples of chakra to form with each clash, destroying the palace walls with every wave.
Naruto frowned faintly upon feeling the clash, Toneri's chakra seems to surpass even his.
'Against him, I may need to use my trump card...'
He shook his head, and promptly flew down to the ground.
"Kurama, your turn to shine"
[I was waiting for you to ask]
Naruto pressed his hand against the ground, and a massive fox with nine tails emerged from a seal.
A sinister smirk grew over Kurama's face as he opened his mouth and shot out a beast bomb towards Toneri. Toneri simply scoffed, and the truth seeker orbs returned to him. In one hand, combinded it all, causing a bright golden light to shine out, as a golden blade was formed.
*Swoosh*
He waved the blade, and the beast bomb froze. A clean line appeared between it, cleaving the bomb into two, before a massive explosion occured, completely destroying half the palace.
Naruto jumped onto Kurama's head, and formed dozens of rasengans around himself, each combined with Kurama's chakra, radiating a dangerous energy.
"Eat sh*t!" He yelled as he threw it at Toneri, who didn't seem fazed at all.
Rather, he smirked...
"Useless struggles"
The sword changed back into the green truth seeker orbs, and shot forth. The moment the orbs approached the rasengans Naruto threw, they detonated, causing explosions after explosions to occur.
The shockwave caused even Kurama to step back, and from the explosion, Toneri shot through, arriving right in front of Naruto. A palm pressed onto Naruto's chest, and he felt as if his organs were rearranged from that single strike.
Thankfully, Kurama's chakra, plus his sturdy body, were able to endure the strike, preventing him from being seriously injured.
*Roar*
Kurama roared as he slashed at Toneri, each strike carrying enough strength to destroy a mountain, yet Toneri avoided them as easily as breathing. Naruto shot his truth seeker orbs out towards him, but Toneri would respond in kind, rendering his attacks useless.
'Tsk, do I really need to use 'that' trump card?' Naruto gulped, still hesitant about the idea he has in mind.
Toneri saw through Naruto's unease, and his smile widened
"I will not kill you, once you are defeated, I will lock you and that black haired woman up, you two will witness my marriage with the Byakugan princess, right, you also had that little girl beside you earlier, perhaps I should kill her before your very eyes"
Naruto trembled
"Kurama, beast bomb, full power" Naruto said in a low voice
Kurama opened his mouth, and charged up a beast bomb. Toneri however, wouldn't let him do it unbothered, he shot out his truth seeker orbs towards it, and detonated them around the bomb, disrupting the chakra flow, resulting in a chaotic explosion that covered Kurama and Naruto.
Naruto gnashed his teeth ashe looked up, Kurama is still fine, but dragging this fight out wouldn't do them any good.
*Whoosh*
Ice shards shot from behind him, directly at Toneri.
"Seems like you're back, perfect time" Toneri smirked as he watched Haku return with Hinata and Ino.
In Hinata's arms, is Hanabi, who had her eyes shut tightly, and blood seeping out the side. Her eyes were taken.
"Naruto, those eyes he has, they are Hanabi's!" Hinata called out
Naruto furrowed his brows
"You all...should retreat" Naruto said
"No" Ino replied, behind her, dozens of puppets lined up, from big to small.
The most noticeable one was the white serpant that towered over all the others. Naruto looked back.
"Your puppets won't be able to harm him, and I have one last trump card" Naruto said
"Na-kun, I can protect myself at the very least" Ino replied
Naruto saw a strong determination in her eyes, and a bitter feeling rose in his heart. That isn't determination to help him...it was the determination to be ready to take a hit for him.
He could see through it, she had seen how injured he is from just a short battle against Toneri, and is now ready to do anything to make sure Naruto makes it out of it.
He sighed as he looked up
"You're strong, stronger than anyone I have ever faced" Naruto said
Toneri scoffed
"Naturally" He replied
Naruto, however, then smiled
"But, do you dare take my strongest trump card head on?" Naruto asked
Toneri narrowed his eyes at Naruto, who is battered up badly, then at Kurama, who was standing guard beside him. A trace of amusement flashed by his eyes as a smile rose.
"Why not, I will take your strongest attack, and once you realise how futile it is, you will come to accept being eternal prisoners" He laughed as he slowly landed on the ground.
"Naruto, are you sure you have a way?" Haku asked, Toneri's current power is unfathomable, much greater than when he clashed with Toneri.
Earlier, his movements seemed awkward, as if he wasn't used to his powers, but after he came back, Toneri seemed completely different. The control he had over his powers is now perfect, and the chakra emitting from him is hundreds times denser.
All this, simply because he was still adjusting to Hanabi's eyes, as the Tenseigan's powers were too overbearing after evolving from a Byakugan. But after the surge of anger and clashes with Naruto, his control solidified.
Now, he was completely confident in crushing them all.
"This is something I never dared to do because of how dangerous it is, you are the first persom to force me to use it" Naruto said as he pulled out a scroll
"Interesting" Toneri smiled, intrigued by Naruto's words
Everyone else wondered what his trump card is, unable to figure it out, not even Kurama, who has been with him all this time.
Naruto opened the scroll up, and pressed his hand against it. The scroll lit up, and a voice came through. This voice shocked Ino especially, because...
[Naruto? What's wrong, how is the mission]
Naruto didn't answer him, instead
"Inoichi-san, I have a confession" Naruto said
[Huh? What is it?]
Naruto took in a deep breathe, and mustered the courage
"I got Ino pregnant" He said with a straight face
"...."
[....]
!?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone turned to Ino at that moment, but she was just as confused!!!!
"Is this a joke" Toneri frowned
But suddenly, his head snapped to the side, as he turned his eyes to the Shinobi world as a drop of sweat rolled down his face.
"Wh-What is that immense chakra, why can I feel it from here!" He exclaimed
Back to Naruto, he could feel the killing intent through the scroll.
[You...what?] Inoichi's voice wasn't loud, but the tone was frighteningly cold
"I got her pregnant before marriage" Naruto said
*Crack*
They heard something break...
The seal on the scroll suddenly dimmed, as cracks formed in it...
An immense amount of chakra poured out from within it, and Naruto quickly threw it into the air.
He then crossed his fingers, and formed a hand sign
"Uzumaki prank style! Appearance change!" Naruto directed it at Toneri, who was still stunned by the immense chakra.
*Poof*
In an instant, Naruto changed appearance, into...Toneri! And shockingly, Toneri turned into Naruto!
*Snap*
*Scree*
The scroll Naruto threw up began to tear, as a hand shot out from the seals, terrifying everyone present, even Toneri! His instincts told him that he need to destroy that scroll! Prevent whatever is on the other side from emerging!
But it was too late! A demonic face emerged from the scroll, followed by his entire body. Completely covered in black chakra, his distorted face was unrecognisable, even to Ino. Behind him, chakra tails sprouted out...
One tail, two...three...
More and more tails sprouted, and Toneri watched in horror as over a dozene tails grew out from behind the demonic Inoichi.
"What-What is this! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!" Toneri's face twisted from shock to fright, his voice becoming higher.
Naruto took this chance, and pointed at him
"Brat! What are you talking about in the middle of our fight! Why would I care who you got pregnant!" Naruto yelled at Toneri
?????
Toneri was stupefied, and only now did he realise there was another him, standing where Naruto used to be. He looked at himself, and his face changed as he realised he turned into Naruto. The scariest part, he couldn't change back, and the killing intent of that 'beast' is locked onto him...
"NA-RU-TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Inoichi's distorted voice echoed throughout the barrier on the moon, causing everyone to cover their ears in pain.
'This maniac! Is dad really his trump card!? And how is he this strong!?!?!'
Inoichi's gaze locked onto Toneri, who is now transformed into Naruto, and when Toneri simply blinked, Inoichi was gone.
His heart skipped a beat, and one word resounded in his heart....death.
The looming terror of death engulfed him, and before he could act, a strong force smashed into the back of his head. He was sent flying, planting him soldily into the surface of the moon.
But it didn't end there, it was simply the beginning.
"NARUTO! I ENTRUSTED MY BABY GIRL TO YOU! YET YOU GOT HER PREGNANT BEFORE MARRIAGE!" He screamed as he bashed Toneri deeper and deeper into the ground.
Hinata and Haku instinctively hid behind Ino, the only one who is probably going to be safe from this disaster...
"W-Wait, I'm not Naruto! I'm-"
"SHUT UP! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! YOU WILL DIE! DIE!!!!!!!!!!"
Inoichi roared, and the chakra tails behind him enlarged themselves, turning into pillars as thick as the snake puppet Ino owns!
*Bang*
The tails rained down upon him, and when he tried to use the truth seeker orbs to fend it off, the orbs...shattered...just like his heart.
How...how can anyone be this strong!? Why is this man so strong! He had the Tenseigan! He inherited Hamura's will! He is meant to be the strongest!
But here he is, being beaten so bad he can't even fight back.
*Bang*
Inoichi grabbed his legs, and smashed him into the ground, then threw him into the sky
'A chance'
He gathered all his truth seeker orbs, condensing it into the golden blade from before. This time, he poured every ounce of chakra he had into the blade.
"I will finish this in one attack!" He yelled as he slashed down at Inoichi
Inoichi looked up at the blade, his gaze remained unfazed
The blade came down with heavy momentum, and right before it was about to touch Inoichi's head...
*Grab*
One hand, that was all it took as Inoichi held the blade. It was effortless, so much that Toneri froze. He fell into self doubt at that very moment...is he...actually just a weakling who deluded himself into thinking he was strong?
B-But he defeated Naruto, he defeated the nine tails, he....he couldn't defeat Inoichi.
His heart shattered completely, no will, nothing left that drove him to battle any longer...
*Poof*
At that moment, the transformation undid itself, returning both people to their original appearance...
Inoichi stared at Toneri, then confusion sparked in his eyes...
"What?"
His eyes darted around, and soon, he saw Naruto, hiding behind Ino.
"BRAT!!!" He roared as he charged forward
"DAD STOP! NA-KUN LIED!" Ino yelled
Her words acted like magic, stopping Inoichi instantly
"H-He l-lied? Y-You're not pregnant?"
"I'm not pregnant!" Ino blushed furiously
Inoichi stood there in a daze, if she's not pregnant...then why did Naruto antagonise him? He turned to Toneri, who fell to the ground, falling to his knees with no will left to fight. It then hit him...Naruto used him!
Naruto waved at Inoichi nervously
"H-Hey, look, the enemy was too strong, I had no choice, if I didn't do this, not just me, Ino would have been hurt as well" Naruto said
He then pointed at Toneri
"Plus, that guy said that after he beats me, he wants to take Ino as his second bride!" Naruto said furiously
????
When did he say that!? Toneri looked up in stupor, looking completely wronged, but those words sparked greater anger in Inoichi.
"You...WANT MY BABY GIRL AS YOUR BRIDE? NOT JUST THAT, A SECIND ONE!? YOU'RE SEEKING DEATH!!"
*Bang*
Naruto covered his eyes, even for him, this scene is too violent....
-Five minutes later-
The green chakra around Toneri faded completely, and the Tenseigan reverted back to normal Byakugans...
Naruto walked over, and was relieved that Inoichi had vented all his anger already. He was now unconscious, having tapped into the power of his dad mode to the greatest extent.
He then turned to Toneri, who was beaten so badly, he looked as if he would be happier dead than alive.
"How's my strongest trump card?" Naruto grinned
But he received no response from the completely broken man...
"Looks like you're speechless from how amazing it was" Naruto smiled
Haku, Hinata, and Ino were all speechless, how can anyone be this shameless?
Naruto knelt down and plucked the eyes out of Toneri, before storing them away in a special jar.
"Wait, why do you have a jar for this?" Ino asked
"Sweetie, I've worked with orochimaru for how many years now? If I don't have this, I'd be a fool" Naruto replied
"We'll head back, get sis to transplant the eyes back into Hanabi" Naruto smiled
"Mn" Hinata nodded as he gently stroked Hanabi's head
After that, Naruto finished Toneri off for good, stating that he was doing Toneri a favour by killing him, otherwise, he'd fall into depression, leaving the rest speechless.
-End-