The people of the Planet Pirate, who were already in chaos due to the collapse of the World Government, fell into global silence upon seeing Lott's question.
'No, seriously, are you joking?'
Not just the locals of the Planet Pirate, but even combat experts from other planets were rendered speechless by Lott's question.
You want something strong enough but don't want to train for it? Is there such a cheap deal in this world?
[Aizen: How about inheriting someone else's Zanpakuto? The great noble families of Soul Society have this tradition. If one inherits a Zanpakuto that can already achieve Bankai, they can immediately rise to Captain level. I think Captain-Commander Yamamoto's Ryujin Jakka would be quite suitable.]
[Komamura Sajin: Aizen! You damn bastard, stop trying to divert trouble onto us!]
[Saeko: Ara ara~ I don't think Miku can handle a Zanpakuto. She doesn't know swordsmanship, not to mention the Planet Shinigami is too far from us.]
[Jinbe: If it's about Devil Fruits, I recommend a Logia type. Even without training, eating one grants elemental intangibility at the very least. By the way, Lott-sama, could you please reply? King Neptune would like to speak with you.]
…
On the Moby Dick 2.
The Straw Hat crew, grieving Luffy's death, prepared to send his body back to his hometown, Windmill Village in the East Blue, for burial.
As they prepared to set sail, Nami noticed the message Lott had sent in the group chat.
Robin, who also noticed, exchanged a look with Nami.
Both instantly understood the other's meaning.
"Everyone, you go back to the East Blue to see Luffy off on his final journey."
Nami clenched her fist, having made a decision, and said to the others.
"Huh?"
Zoro, Sanji, and the others looked at the two in confusion.
"We are going to avenge Luffy."
Robin continued.
Upon hearing this, not only Zoro and Sanji, but even Ace and Marco were dumbfounded.
'How much have you two had to drink?'
'Are you that drunk?'
'If you had even one peanut, you probably wouldn't be saying such things.'
'Those three officers of the Dark Matter Pirates are basically on par with Emperor-level.'
'And you two?'
'Even if you trained for five hundred years, there'd be no chance of revenge!'
"Seis Fleur!"
However, Robin didn't explain further.
She directly used her ability, sprouting countless slender, pale arms on the railing of the Moby Dick 2.
Arm after arm formed a small bridge, quickly connecting to the Perfume Yuda opposite.
Immediately after, Nami and Robin stepped onto this bridge formed by Robin's Hana Hana no Mi's ability and ran towards the Perfume Yuda.
Ace, Marco, and the remaining male members of the Straw Hat Pirates watched, stunned.
After the two women ran onto that ship, Marco was the first to react, guessing:
"Those two... they wouldn't be planning to ask Lott to help them kill those three monsters, would they?"
"That man would agree!?"
Usopp looked incredulous.
He didn't think Lott was that helpful.
"Women have their own bargaining chips."
Marco said meaningfully.
After all, he had been a pirate for decades, so he was quite experienced in this area.
"Huh?"
Usopp, still a virgin, and the younger Chopper didn't catch on immediately.
The pervert Sanji, however, reacted quickly, standing up in a flash.
"I'm going to stop Nami-san and Robin-chan!"
It seemed like Sanji's eyes were about to spit fire.
It can't be helped…
Even their own crewmates hadn't received that kind of treatment, so why should he let an outsider get it!?
However, Zoro was faster and grabbed him.
"Perverted cook, this is their choice."
Zoro said coldly.
He wasn't happy either, but seeing the determination in Nami and Robin's eyes just now, he knew it was already impossible to stop them.
Usopp finally guessed what Marco meant. Knowing they couldn't stop it, his expression turned bitter:
"What will happen to the Straw Hat Pirates from now on... Disband?"
At this moment, Usopp's mood was very heavy.
The captain was gone, the navigator and the brains had left…
The crew's morale was completely shattered.
He felt he might as well pack up and return to Syrup Village.
…
On the Perfume Yuda.
Seeing Nami and Robin, two outsiders, board the ship, the female pirates immediately drew their bows, ready to turn them into pincushions.
But Lott promptly raised his hand to stop them.
"What do you want?"
Lott asked the two women who had boarded.
But he could probably guess.
There were only two possibilities.
One was to ask him to use the Dragon Balls to resurrect Luffy.
The other was probably hoping he would avenge Luffy.
But unfortunately, neither was possible.
Firstly, while Lott did have a tiny bit of recognition for the version not possessed by Nika, it was only a tiny bit.
Ask him to waste time for him?
Impossible.
And the Dragon Balls were even more out of the question.
Although Lott currently had no wishes he needed the Dragon Balls to fulfill himself, that didn't mean he was willing to waste a wish on Luffy.
However, the next move by the two beauties of the Straw Hat crew directly stunned Lott and the entire Kuja Pirates.
The two women didn't even state their request.
They directly started unbuckling their belts.
In less than ten seconds, nothing remained on their bodies.
'Damn, so direct?'
Lott inwardly sighed in relief that he had turned off the live stream function earlier, or the loss would have been great.
Seeing Nami and Robin's actions, not to mention the innocent Miku, even Hancock was dumbfounded.
She thought she was proactive enough, but these two were actually even bolder.
"Put your clothes back on."
Under the stunned gazes of the entire Kuja Pirates, Lott finally spoke.
Nami and Robin panicked immediately.
This was their biggest, and only, bargaining chip. But Lott wouldn't even accept this?
Wh-Why?
They had traveled with Lott for nearly a week.
They thought they understood his character quite well.
They were also quite confident in their looks.
Yet, even when served to him on a platter, Lott wouldn't take it?
Th-This makes no sense!
Lott raised his hand, held up four fingers, and slowly said: "I have four types I won't sleep with."
"First, prostitutes, because they're dirty."
"Done it for a lifetime, who knows how 'black' they've become. I don't want to catch a disease."
"Second, a friend's wife, because you shouldn't covet your friend's wife. Sleeping with a friend's wife makes you a beast."
Although Lott did have a bit of those 'Eyeless Protagonists' DNA, that was only towards enemies.
Like, for example, Kisaki Eri or Kudo Yukiko...
He had no burden when going after them.
After all, his relationship with people like Mouri Kogoro or Kudo Yusaku was adversarial.
But if it belonged to a friend, Lott disdained touching it.
Not that Lott had many friends to begin with.
For example, Krillin... that was a different situation. Although Lott planned to go after Android 18, No. 18 has no relationship with Krillin right now, so it doesn't count as stealing.
At most, he could let Krillin have that blue-haired girlfriend.
He wasn't interested in that type of woman anyway.
Under the increasingly strange looks from the women on the ship, Lott continued:
"Third, those who are too young. I wouldn't even touch them."
"Otherwise, this book would be boycotted directly."
His words left the women full of question marks.
'What does that mean?'
Finally, Lott looked at Nami and Robin.
"Fourth, women who make demands of me, but whose demands I won't fulfill. Yes, that's your type."
Having said that, Lott reached out and pulled Hancock and Miku into his embrace. As the two women blushed slightly, he said leisurely:
"Unlike these two, you have no feelings for me whatsoever. You just want to use this as a bargaining chip to get me to help you. Ultimately, this is just a transaction."
"I'm a man of my word. A 'transaction' requires both parties to satisfy the other's demands. And I don't want to, nor am I interested in, fulfilling your demands. So I won't touch that type of woman either."
Nami's expression grew increasingly desperate.
'Th-This still isn't enough...?'
Just as Nami picked up her clothes, ready to give up,
Robin suddenly took a step forward and said:
"Then, what if we have no demands?"
"Ah?"
Robin genuinely caught Lott off guard.
'No demands?'
'What kind of Saintess is this?'