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Douluo Continent: My life is ruined

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Chapter 1 - Chapter 1 Lan Minghua? A worthless man!  

Chapter 1 Lan Minghua? A Trash-Life Lan!

  "Hey, you son of a bitch! Where did you get yourself here? Is this still China? Huh?!"

  Lan Minghua looked around at the dense jungle with a face full of confusion. Not far away was a relatively prosperous Western fantasy-style city.

  In short, everything was completely unfamiliar.

  "Didn't I take the elevator to the eighteenth floor and get hit by a dump truck that suddenly appeared out of nowhere? I closed my eyes and opened them again, and here I am."

  As Lan Minghua was thinking, a sudden headache struck his head, a flood of memories filling his mind, causing him unbearable pain.

  After a while, the headache subsided.

  "A Soul Master? The city in front of me is called Soto City?! I... I've transmigrated? And I've even transmigrated to the sewers of a fantasy world, Douluo Continent?!"

  The reason Lan Minghua had memories was because he had transmigrated through soul transfer.

  He had transmigrated into the body of a beggar with the same name on Douluo Continent, inheriting all his memories.

  Only after reading all the memories in his mind did Lan Minghua believe he had transmigrated.

  That's right, those Western fantasy-style city buildings are rare on Earth, but they're everywhere here.

  Lan Minghua grimaced, knowing from his memories that it was still the timeline of Douluo Continent 1.

  The owner of this body was a useless person without soul power, not even a Soul Master, just loafing around all day.

  Although there were few evil Soul Masters in Douluo Continent 1, a little punk and a love-struck fool would start a war, and he would be the one to suffer.

  Even if Douluo Continent was considered a low-brow fantasy, it was still related to the word "fantasy."

  As Lan Minghua calmed down and thought about how he was going to survive, a mechanical voice sounded in his mind.

  [Ding, the Apprentice Recruitment System is loading, loading successful...]

  ​​A system?!

  Sure enough, the novels didn't lie to me!

  However, when Lan Minghua saw the words "Apprentice Recruitment System," his lips twitched involuntarily.

  Damn it, I'm not even a Soul Master,

  how am I supposed to recruit apprentices! I don't have the eloquence to cheat or swindle!

  But the system can create infinite possibilities, no need to panic.

  "System, are you there?"

  [Ding, yes, host.]

  Hearing the relatively human-like system voice, Lan Minghua was thrilled and asked, "System, please explain your functions." [

  Ding, this system is a disciple-recruiting system. Recruiting geniuses with a system talent score of 80 or higher will unlock the title of Master Teacher.]

  [After unlocking the Master Teacher title, disciples will grow under the host's tutelage, earning Master Teacher Points.]

  [Master Teacher Points can be used to draw from all things in the universe, including but not limited to characters, weapons, cultivation techniques, items, etc.]

  With the system's explanation, Lan Minghua understood its function.

  Simply put, recruiting geniuses with a system score of 80 or higher would earn Master Teacher Points, which could be used to draw from all things in the universe.

  "If I could draw the Ten Fierce Treasure Techniques, wouldn't I be able to crush the Douluo Continent?"

  However, ideals are often far from reality.

  Lan Minghua was just an ordinary person; how could he recruit geniuses with a system talent score of 80 or higher?

  Thinking of this, he smiled bitterly.

  The system seemed to understand Lan Minghua's feelings and his current situation, showing great humanity.

  [Ding, the newbie gift pack has been issued. Open it?] "

  Open it, open it quickly!" Lan Minghua almost forgot about the newbie gift pack.

  [Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining the Eight Extraordinary Skills: Divine Refinement of the Machine; congratulations to the host for obtaining the "Rotten Life Hua" role-playing card.]

  "The Eight Extraordinary Skills: Divine Refinement of the Machine, makes sense. But what's with the 'Rotten Life Hua' role-playing card? System, aren't you supposed to be a disciple-recruiting system?"

  [Ding, host, don't be alarmed. This system snatched it from the role-playing system next door. Don't worry, there are no side effects.]

  Lan Minghua was speechless. His system was probably a bit too powerful.

  He had no objection to the system's explanation.

  Although "Rotten Life Hua" was only the leader of the Heavenly Dragon Gang in Assassin Seven, his strength was considered very powerful even in the lower tiers of fantasy novels.

  He was currently powerless, so playing the role of "Rotten Life Hua" was undoubtedly the simplest way to improve his strength.

  "System, use the role-playing card to view the panel."

  [Host: Lan Minghua.]

  [Age: 24.]

  [Template: Rotten Life Hua.]     [Playing Progress: 30%]

  [Moves: Vajra Palm, Dragon Claw Hand, Golden Bell Shield, Chrysanthemum Acupoint Strike, Dragon King Supreme Above and Below...]

  [Current Overall Strength: Soul Saint.]

  [Items: None.]

  [Disciples: None.]

  [Master Points: 0.]

  [Storage Bag: Divine Refinement (Unlearned).]

  Lan Minghua looked at the panel, feeling the continuous power within his body, and his heart finally settled down.

  He didn't expect that with only 30% playing progress, the "Lanming Hua" template already had the strength of a Soul Saint.

  If he reached 100%, wouldn't even the God Kings of the God Realm of Douluo Continent be no match for him?!

  Moreover, he could take on disciples and gain Master Points, which could be used to draw items from all the heavens and myriad realms.

  If he were lucky enough to draw the Ten Fierce Treasure Techniques, wouldn't he be able to take off immediately?

  Thinking of this, Lan Minghua had endless aspirations for his future.

  Now that he had the strength of a Soul Saint, he naturally didn't have to worry about not being able to recruit geniuses with a system rating of 80.

  Lan Minghua suddenly remembered that he hadn't learned Divine Refinement yet.

  As one of the eight extraordinary skills in the world of One Man, the value of Divine Refinement is self-evident.

  Not only can it efficiently forge magical artifacts, but it can also transform and control objects in a short time. Magical

  artifacts are equivalent to soul tools in Douluo Continent.

  If one could also acquire the Dual-Handed Technique and combine it with Divine Refinement to create a Body Cultivation Furnace,

  wouldn't everyone be able to become a Soul Master!

  Lan Minghua was very satisfied with Divine Refinement; it was extremely practical.

  "System, learn Divine Refinement."

  [Ding, learning, beginner, minor success, major success, perfection.]

  In an instant, Divine Refinement had reached perfection.

  Lan Minghua waved his hand at the dry branch on the ground, and the branch flew steadily into his hand.

  "Transforming and controlling objects, is that how it's done?"

  Two or three seconds later, the originally fragile branch was transformed.

  His eyes narrowed, and the branch hovered in the air; control was also achieved.

  Lan Minghua raised his hand, aimed at the trunk of a large tree not far away, and with a thought,

  the branch "whooshed" away like an arrow.

  In the blink of an eye, the thick tree trunk was easily pierced as if it were thin paper.

  It finally stopped only after embedding itself in a rock behind the tree.

  Lan Minghua felt the surging power within him and was extremely satisfied.

  Even among Soul Saints, he was now a top-tier figure.

  With his terrifying inner strength, he could even contend with Soul Douluos.

  Now it was time to take on disciples; his current strength was insufficient for a comfortable life on the Douluo Continent.

  Looking at Soto City not far away, Lan Minghua strode towards it.

  His desire to take on disciples had reached its peak, even forgetting his current beggar-like appearance.

  Unbeknownst to him, he was inadvertently accelerating his imitation of the "Rotten Life Hua" template.

  After all, imitation is essentially a form of role-playing, and similar attire was naturally part of it.

  Not long after Lan Minghua left, two figures hopped and skipped to the spot.

  "Little San, is that Soto City? It's really far from Notting City. No way, you have to make it up to me."

  "Of course, I'll make it up to your Xiao Wu properly. Once we're in Soto City, you can eat whatever you want."

  The newcomers were none other than Little Scoundrel and Bus Rabbit; their purpose in coming to Soto City was to join Shrek Academy.

  (End of Chapter)