Chapter Seventeen: Don't Come Any Closer 4
Above the dome, the gigantic dog-headed phantom of the God of Destruction and Reincarnation sneered, saying contemptuously:
"War chariots? Just three ordinary war chariots, completely unmodifiable... How come your war chariots are so fast!?"
Below in the divine realm, Pikachu took the lead, the fastest, and in the blink of an eye, it had already rushed to the front of the kobold army. It floored the accelerator, and with a series of loud bangs, the first dozen or so kobolds were sent flying through the air. Some spun several times in the sky before falling, while others were directly run over by the wheels, making a sound of bones shattering.
The arrowhead-shaped kobold army instantly developed a chasm-like gap, leaving behind a ground littered with corpses and green blood!
"Exciting, exciting! This is practically a violent truck!" Huo'er drove his pickup truck straight through the kobold army, grinning from ear to ear.
The kobolds had tried to stop the pickup truck with their axes, a futile effort.
"This...how can this vehicle be so fast?" The kobold god's eyes widened, but then, seeing the pickup truck's broken headlights and shattered windshield, he coldly declared, "It's just a disposable item! The remaining two vehicles are so slow, they can't stop my...run, my people!"
In his vision, the bulldozer and excavator following closely behind the pickup truck had already charged into the kobold army. The two previously slow-moving machines now emitted plumes of black smoke, their engines roaring, like two colossal beasts, crushing the kobold warriors in their wake!
The excavator's bucket swept wildly, flattening or sending many kobolds flying, its tracks crushing those in front into a bloody pulp. 1
The most ferocious weapon was the bulldozer. Its massive blade swept across like a giant axe, cleaving many kobolds in two. 3
No axe or armor could withstand this massive blade!
The once well-trained kobold army was now completely crushed by the pickup truck and two construction vehicles, creating three paths paved with corpses. Dozens of kobolds died instantly, their brains crushed out. The entire army collapsed into chaos.
In desperation, the kobold god Eisenkar shouted orders from the dome:
"Get out of their vehicles! Charge straight into the enemy's main force! Now!"
More than fifty kobolds were killed or wounded by the three vehicles, but over a hundred elite soldiers remained, still offering a chance for a comeback!
These seemingly frail humans relied solely on these three strange chariots. If they could bypass the chariots and engage the enemy's main force in battle, the enemy would hesitate to attack, and their side could still win!
These kobolds had clearly been trained by their gods for a long time; they were all very obedient. Hearing Eisenkar's shout, they instantly regrouped. Taking advantage of the enemy's three chariots' inability to turn around, they all brandished sharp battle axes and charged towards the weak human forces in the enemy's main force.
Kill!
The brave kobold warriors were fearless!
"Oh, here they come! The dogs are here!"
"My god, dogs with axes, how strange..."
"Kobolds, clearly a subspecies of humans, remind me of a novel by Zheng Yuanjie about head transplants."
"This game is really exciting! This is my first time fighting with a chainsaw! I am the legendary Chainsaw Man!" The player wielding the chainsaw eagerly started it. 15
"I wonder if the spray gun works? Does this count as cheating?" A player's finger was tightly gripping the spray gun button.
Big-faced Cat, holding an automatic rifle, aimed while waving his hand and said:
"This isn't cheating, it's more like some kind of free-for-all mode."
"Cat Bro, am I holding the gun correctly?"
"Who cares if it's correct, just pull the trigger!"
The silence was shattered by a gunshot.
A kobold, already twenty meters away, suddenly had its head explode, spraying green liquid, and collapsed to the ground.
A group of players were stunned for a moment, then erupted in cheers. The "rat-a-tat-tat" of gunfire rang out, along with the sounds of crossbow bolts and harpoons whistling through the air.
Players without ranged weapons rushed forward with chainsaws, nail guns, spray guns, stun batons, and all sorts of other miscellaneous weapons!
The kobolds fell one after another amidst the gunfire, finally clashing with the human players in close combat. However, they were horrified to discover that the weapons wielded by these humans were incredibly bizarre and devastatingly powerful; some could snap in two with a single blow!
Others could breathe fire, igniting a person's entire body!
The clubs crackling with small lightning bolts were even more terrifying; any iron axe clashing with one of these clubs would instantly result in convulsions.
Moreover, these humans were utterly fearless, completely unafraid of death. Even after being cleaved in half by a giant axe, they would still smile as they continued to harm their opponents.
Originally expecting the kobold army to tear these humans to shreds, the kobold god Eisenkar could hardly believe his eyes at the sight before him.
His dog-like eyes nearly bulged out of their sockets.
The weapons wielded by these humans were truly bizarre; some even possessed the power of lightning, capable of unleashing sparks like lightning!
The anticipated massacre occurred, but not by kobolds against humans; instead, it was the seemingly carefree humans slaughtering the kobolds!
"Hey, do you guys think the artist who designed the kobolds is a freak? These heads are so realistic, they feel just like real dogs."
"I don't know if the kobolds are real dogs, but the artist is a real dog. Maybe he was bitten by a dog when he was a kid and they have a grudge."
"Don't be afraid, doggy! I...oh no, my arm got chopped off! This dog bites!"
"Even in this chaotic free-for-all with cheat codes, please be serious, everyone! We still need to collect the rewards!"
"Make way, make way, a Pikachu is coming!"
"Cat Bro, your submachine gun is amazing! I've already killed over a dozen!"
A group of players chatted while fighting, discovering that all the tools they brought were highly realistically rendered, making them incredibly effective at killing kobolds.
These kobolds were indeed ferocious. Even after being reduced to only a few dozen, they still fearlessly charged at the human players, forcing the players to eliminate them one by one.
They didn't seem very intelligent.
Three engineering vehicles rampaged across the battlefield, reaping the lives of kobolds with unparalleled satisfaction.
Above the dome, the kobold god Eisenkar was completely enraged.
He had originally chosen an easy target, intending to eliminate Ren Zha and then devour his godhood and divine realm. Now, it seemed utterly hopeless.
Finally, the last kobold fell under the chainsaw, and the human players achieved a complete victory.
"Alright, alright, it's over."
"We won, right? When will the rewards be given out? I'm going offline to sleep, I'm so tired."
"I need to go back and pet my dog to soothe my nerves."
"So, it's not as fun when you're cheating? No challenge at all, not as exciting as fighting the Black-Scaled Giant Lizard."
"Maybe we should suggest to the development team that they add a few more God Wars? I want to fight the elf lady for three hundred rounds."
Hearing these human players' comments, Ren Zha couldn't help but roll his eyes.
Your gods cheated for you to win, okay?! Don't make it sound so easy!
At this moment, the God War had completely ended, and a terrifying power from the laws of the divine realm had enveloped both divine domains, beginning the judgment.
The next instant, Ren Zha felt streams of divine power continuously surging into his body, clearly from the power of the God of Destruction and Reincarnation, Eisenkar!
He would gain the vast majority of his opponent's divine power, while simultaneously expanding his own divine domain!
Feeling the power he had just acquired, Ren Zha nodded slightly.
This Eisenkar's divine power was clearly stronger and purer than the previous Merman God's.
It was roughly equivalent to about thirty percent of Ren Zha's current divine power.
He could also sense that his divine domain, especially the Heavenly Temple, was automatically changing; a new Heavenly Temple was automatically forming.
A surge of divine power appeared directly on the Heavenly Temple atop the dome of Eisenkar's divine domain.
Eisenkar's Heavenly Temple sat atop a green field, its shape resembling a ferocious wolf's head, radiating a violent and dangerous divine might.
However, this divine might was rapidly dissipating; the entire Heavenly Temple was crumbling, riddled with cracks and fragments.
Having been judged a failure by the laws of the divine realm and had his power seized, Eisenkar slumped on his throne, his face filled with panic and disbelief.
It's over. Everything's over.
He had thought his meticulously trained kobold kin would easily wipe out those carefree humans, but he hadn't expected them to possess not only strange and powerful chariots, but also that each one was incredibly strong!
After a divine battle, fewer than ten of those street urchins had died, and two of them were accidentally run over by their own kind.
Eisenkar was now completely drained of his divine power, extremely weak, even weaker than a single kobold warrior.
He had fallen from godhood to doghood.
Just then, a figure flashed before his eyes, and the one called the God of Darkness and Earth appeared before him, walking towards him with a wicked grin.
"You...you stay away!" the kobold god cried out, cowering in his throne.