"Words" - Normal speaking or dialogue
"Words" - Demonic entity speaking
Words - Noise/ Sound effects
'Words' - Thoughts
'Words' - Flashback
It was a faithful day in Red Grave City.
On a corner of a nearby strip club, a bust up shop can be seen. As well as the noise of a ringing rotary dial phone can also be heard.
Ring! Ring! Ring!
...
Ring! Ring! Ring!
The ringing continues as the door near it suddenly opens, revealing a shirtless Dante drying his wet and majestic white hair. As he continued to dry his hair, he then kicked up the fallen chair with such swagger it flipped and landed perfectly. He then sat down on it and slammed his foot up on the table which made the dial phone go up in the air and he catches it.
"Sorry, still not open for business yet."
Dante then threw the phone back perfectly in place as he lets out some air through his mouth.
"Can't they wait until I picked a name for this joint? Startin' to piss me off."
As he saw a opened box of pizza, he then wasted no time grabbing a piece. It was his usual pizza from the pizza place he ordered which... he still did not pay yet.
Unknowingly to him, something was going to happen that will affect his life forever, or is it?
As he took another bite out of the pizza, a demon then dashed through the door towards him. Before the demon could lay a finger on Dante, it then met the barrel of Ebony right in its face.
"No, not this time."
BANG!
Dante then blew the head off of the demon with Ebony right in his hand. How dare they interrupted his pizza time.
Another demon then came out of the ground and it then slices Dante's pizza in front of him as he was about bite it. Dante paused as he saw the offense of the demon did to his beloved pizza.
He then turned to the demon and said.
"You'll pay for that."
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Gunshots of both Ebony and Ivory was heard as it tore the demon into shreds. This then made more demons come out of portals, particularly the walls and floor.
They had scythes and swords on them as they come out of that cursed portal and approached Dante like they're gonna scratch him.
Dante then stood with Ebony and Ivory on both of his hands. He then smirked at the sight of demons ready to kill him.
"Alright. You want a party? I'll give you a party!"
He then kicked the desk towards the demons and used it as a platform to launch himself. He then spins while firing his guns towards the party poopers.
"Woohoo! YEEAAH!!!"
Dante then pulls out Cerberus out of his ass and started doing a major beat down on the spawns from the depth of hell itself.
"BLAST OFF!"
He then uppercuts a demon into the ceiling, leaving it there hanging while its head caved in.
His sword Rebellion then launched in the air and catches it. He then spins around, creating a whirlwind of slashes. This attack then sucks in all of the demons while getting sliced into pieces.
-x-x-x-x-x-
As things calmed down, Dante then sat on the floor while his office was trashed... again.
He twirled Rebellion on the floor as he dreadfully watched his destroyed office.
"Not again..."
Before he could process what happened, a knock then interrupts him.
Knock! Knock! Knock!
Dante then sighed and stood up to wear his iconic red coat.
"Alright! I'm coming."
WOOOSH!
He then threw the coat in the air and flawlessly wore it like a true badass. He then walked toward the door to see who is knocking. He slowly opened the door to see if it's gonna be a another demon or just a troubled client.
Creeeeeaaak....
"Ok, what do you wa-"
Before Dante could continue what he was gonna say, a big ass portal then appeared in front of his face.
"Well, shit..."
THWAK!
A demon then snuck up behind the devil hunter and kicked him towards the portal, making Dante hold on for dear life.
"Foolish son of Sparda! I finally wo-Agh!"
Before the demon could boast about its victory, Dante then stabbed and hooked himself on to the demon using the Rebellion.
"You've gotta be kidding me. If I have to die, you're gonna be coming with me!"
"No! NOOOOO!"
"Stop your whining!" Dante then sliced the demon in half.
He then realizes that he's being sucked in by the big ass portal in front of his shop. Even though that he is now gonna be gone from his home, he was glad that he's going out with a bang.
"Well, at least it was fun while it lasted."
He said his final words before being completely sucked in by the portal while it closes.
-x-x-x-x-x-
The portal then opened up in a grassy field while its presence made the wind increase, making the grass dance. It then wasted no time spitting Dante out.
Out he came with a loud thud.
"Oof!"
Dante then landed on the ground head on, face planted. Rebellion was also on the ground looking pristine as ever. He could hardly remember the last time he hit ground head on, really. He groaned in pain as he could feel his head spinning in circles.
He held his head as got up from the ground.
"Damn... It's been a long time since I felt this much whiplash." He said while he picked up Rebellion from the ground.
He walked towards a nearby tree on a hill to cool off but what he will see next, totally stunned him. He was left speechless. Hell, he couldn't even form one simple sentences out of his mouth.
He expected that this place would be a nightmarish hellhole like the demon world, but it looks like he was proven wrong. What a great surprise. It was wide field of grass and trees, a village can also be seen in the distance, and also a castle as well just over the mountain. He might have a chance to get back home. But in the mean time, he might do well in this place in this place for now.
He smirked while he put Rebellion on his back.
"Fine by me... As long as this place has strawberry sundaes and pizza, this'll be one hell of a PARTY!"
DEVIL MAY CRY 3
A SONG OF EBONY AND IVORY