"Care to introduce yourself?" I said, sitting on the other side of the desk with my boots propped up on the edge.
The stunning woman sat down opposite me on the worn couch.
"Do you want my legal name or my performance name?" she asked with great confidence.
I had only intended to ask for her government name, but it seemed she had two official identities ready to go.
"You can give me both," I replied.
She smiled. "My government name is Lisa Rhodes. My performance name... is Dickslayer."
I wasn't sure whether to be shocked, impressed, or amused. Dickslayer was certainly unique. Most stars used their first name followed by something subtle. This was a statement.
"So what should I call you—Lisa, or Dickslayer?" I asked, testing her seriousness.
"When I'm in a professional sex setup, I prefer being called by my sex name," she said with a knowing smile.
She reached into her pocket and pulled out a cigarette.
"No smoking in here, ma'am," I said immediately.
