This chapter follows the leader of the officials being told he can't help the Association manager after his mom fucked the CIA CEO (probably without permission too).
Now realizing that he couldn't get the Association manager any help because his mom (who I'll be calling hoe) was an enthusiast when it came to fucking people in power to get her way, Buck (that his name) the leader of the officials realized he just didn't have a choice but to kill his family. Was it utterly cruel and heartless? Yes. Did anyone ask?
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FUCK NO
Anyways, Buck realized his first course of action for his ultimate goal (also the ultimate goal to saving the world's sanity) was to get the hoe's home location and kill her because he thought she was the only obstacle in his way. (Does this mothafucka not realize the manager's got 14 sisters?" Sounds easy enough right? Well, yes, IF YOU DON'T REALIZE HER LOCATION CANNOT BE FOUND. Yes, I said that Buck couldn't find her location (who the fuck did the hoe even sleep with to have her home took off Google Maps?), so that meant he had to find it (Even the most diligent FBI worker would have spontaneously had a heart attack, a seizure, cardiac arrest, and a spazzing out if he even as so much as to do anything more but quote-on-quote "try")
Buck was about to do the one last thing he knew (which was to exploit the infinite unending power of empty threats, trying to act tough, and gaslighting people into believing false blackmail) when his 1937-lookin ass walkie-talkie started incoherently crackling for a moment before someone got on the line.
Inside Source: "Hello, I heard you had a little bit of trouble about finding a house location or something, and before you call me a stalker or trafficker or something, I get paid half a Robux a week to watch your every move, so man up and leave it."
Buck: "Fine, but what the fuck do you want?"
Inside Source: "What I want... is to save your pathetic ass from failing- ahem, I mean help."
Buck: "I heard that."
Inside Source: "No you did not."
Buck: (getting successfully gaslighted) "Yeah, you didn't say that."
Inside Source: "Yeah, I didn't say that. Anyways, I heard you're looking for... a prisoner?"
Buck: "Whoever that prisoner is, that prisoner is the only one who knows where that hoe lives."
Inside Source: "One, how does that affect my life, and two, who the fuck is even that hoe?"
Buck: "She claims the Association manager is her son. She's notorious for solving all her problems by having fun times with whoever is in charge."
Inside Source: "Wait, you know that? HOLY SHIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?"
Buck: "Yeah, bet you didn't know I'm not completely demented."
Inside Source: (other person) "Anyways, I know what you want, so I'm going to use my big brain that you wish you had-"
Buck: "And I have a big thingy I bet you and your sister wish you had."
Inside Source: (plays the Ninja 'THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT-' sound effect)
Buck: "Now there, lil' bro, I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the guy who called me a dumbfuck."
Inside Source: "Ah, I see. Now, after doing some research, yes I used ChatGPT, but nobody asked for your opinion and if you say otherwise, you're gay, I found that the person who knows used to be in a prison that imprisoned exactly one person for a crime that cannot be punished."
Buck: "Alright, I will find them."
Inside Source: "Good boy-" (hangs up before Buck can confront him)
Now Buck knew what he was doing, but just as he was about to divide his officials to find shit-
Convict: (emerges from the basement) "I know everything."
Buck: "Tell me everything or you're gay."
Convict: "I'll only do shit for you if you'll be willing to do a few things for me"
Buck: (trying to act tough) "I said, tell me everything or you're gay."
Convict: (grabs Buck by the collar) "Listen here, fake tough guy. I am Sluggo, yes, that Sluggo who killed half of a prison by hand. Are you really sure you want to fuck with me?"
Buck: (gulps)
Sluggo: (releases Buck's collar) "That's what I thought. So, are you gonna give me the things I want or not."
Buck: "Fine, whattya want?"
As such, Sluggo listed his wants, which included a PS5, a Clorox wipe, a megamansion with a McDonald's built in, and most of all... for all his charges (including 37 counts of 1st degree murder and 12 for armed robbery) to be transferred to his victims. Buck tried to object when he heard that, but Sluggo reminded him about the prisoner and Buck ordered one of his fellow officials to get working on transferring Sluggo's charges.
After that, Sluggo got some files and started talking. He told him about the prisoner. Said prisoner apparently was in the WWE, and he was good at it. Said prisoner was so good the WWE made some fake drug tests so they could unfairly throw him in prison. Said prisoner didn't even get a trial because the WWE made the president a statue. Said prisoner had 69 on the back of his uniform.
Maybe I'm wrong, but hear me out, just hear me out, and no, this is not about to be a caffeine-infused high school presentation on why jerking it off to Alvin The Chipmunk feet pics should be acceptable.
Tom King (some guy from a previous chapter or something)
Buck: "And how does that tell me where he is now?"
Sluggo: "Ahh... so you want his current location?"
Buck: "Yes."
Sluggo: "I don't know exact, but I can tell you he just got released off A Supermax Prison 6 minutes and 9 seconds ago."
Buck: "Where?"
Sluggo: "McDonald's Island. He works at McDonald's now, although Burger King is holding the island owner's infant daughter hostage."
Buck: "And what is his name?"
Sluggo: (shows Buck the files) "Well... if you take a good look at his files, they give everything BUT his name."
Buck: "I see."
Sluggo: "Yeah, and he's in a bunker now."
As such, Buck knew what he was doing now, and he was now preparing to send some officials to wherever McDonald's island was and take the prisoner hostage until he gave him the location of the Association manager's mother.