"Princess Milabuella? Or should I address the... occupant?" his voice was like dry parchment. "I am Barnaby, Chief Financial Inspector for Prince Ford's Royal Integration Project. I've been sent to verify the 'Nothingwood Miracle.' Specifically, I'm here to see if your 'Troll Heartstone' assets are being mismanaged or if you've been inflating your success for political leverage."
How did he even know about me and Milabuella? Wow! The spy in this territory was doing a great job.
"But he had stupid hair, and a yellow red tunic and violet boots? This man is a fashion crime scene." MIlanuella sassed in my head, "Oh, he's absolutely hideous! Look at those shoes! Square-toed? In this economy?" Mila shrieked inside my head.
