"Not. Helping!" Viktor's hand slapped uselessly against the slime, which jiggled in response but didn't budge.
The creature seemed perfectly content where it was, making happy little chirping sounds as it settled more comfortably onto its new perch.
Bella finally found her voice. "S-Sir Viktor, should I... should I cut it?"
"NO!" Viktor's shout was immediate and panicked, even through the slime. "Don't stab it while it's on my face!"
"Kyuuu~!"
"Oh gods," Kaida wheezed, tears streaming down her cheeks. "This is—this is karma. This is definitely karma."
Viktor just losed his eyes, he already got water spirit ability where he can stop breath in water for longer...
"...."
"Uaaahh!!! I-it's not working! Damn... cough! Cough!
The slime suddenly bounced off Viktor's face with a cheerful 'boing'.
Viktor coughed violently, rolling onto his hands and knees, gasping for air. "That—that wasn't water! What the hell—"
