In a dark space with only a little light and the floor resembling a chessboard.
Two figures can be seen.
One of the figures is sitting in a chair that looks more like a throne.
And the other human figure is lying on the ground about 5 meters from the throne.
First-person point of view.
"Hey, wake up, if you don't wake up soon, I'll have to reincarnate you without memories or abilities," I heard a voice as I was waking up.
After hearing the keywords "reincarnate," "without memory," and "no abilities,"
I woke up instantly.
When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was a dull world, like when you put your phone in night mode and lower the brightness.
The other thing I noticed was that the floor is like an endless chessboard as far as the eye can see.
And finally, a figure with the appearance of someone sitting on a throne similar to that of the goddess Aqua from the world of Konosuba.
"You finally woke up, otherwise you wouldn't even know you had been reincarnated."
I heard a voice without any special characteristics.
As if it were natural to hear that voice.
"So I'm dead after all," I said in a fairly calm voice.
"That's right, you're already dead, but since there isn't much time, I'll summarize it in a few words."
"I am the god of reincarnation of your world and I am in charge of reincarnating people into other worlds."
I tried to ask why me, but I couldn't because he continued speaking.
"You're not special, everyone in your world is reincarnated into another world according to their sins."
"The difference between good and bad people is that bad people are reincarnated into worlds where their lives are worse than death and with all their memories."
"And for good people, they are reincarnated into any world as a normal person and without memories of their previous life."
"But with a lot of luck in life."
"Do you understand?" I understood and said, "Then why are you telling me this? I won't have any memories anyway, or I'll live a life worse than death."
"Well, that's because I have a limitation. I can't reincarnate people with their memories and some abilities if they appear more than 20 meters around this chair."
"And all the people I've reincarnated always appear 30 meters away from me."
"So consider yourself lucky to be the first person to be reincarnated by me with all your memories and some abilities," said the god of reincarnation in a very cheerful tone, like that of a very enthusiastic lottery presenter.
I looked a little further behind him and saw about 25 meters away in a straight line a clearer space on the floor, approximately the same size as the throne where the god was sitting.
"Didn't you move the throne forward so I would be within your reach?" I asked, pointing to the clearer space behind him.
"Time is running out, so I'll use my ability to see the future and see what abilities you'll want."
'So he decided to ignore me,' I thought, without giving him much information.
"Yes, yes, I see, so that's what you'll want, quite simple," said the god thoughtfully.
"Alright, to make it more interesting, we'll use this roulette wheel to find out what your abilities are randomly," said the god as he made a roulette wheel with many colors appear.
"But before, you said you would see the future and then give me the abilities I would ask for in the future," I said, confused.
"Don't worry, the roulette wheel is rigged, I'm just doing it because it seems interesting."
"Okay then," I said.
"So let's start the roulette wheel, which spins and spins and spins."
The roulette wheel began to spin and then stopped on one of the spaces and then spun and stopped again about 6 times. Without me even realizing what had come up.
"Okay, these are your special abilities."
"But so you can understand why you chose these abilities, you have to know why you chose these abilities," says the god. "Do you remember the story about the card creators, where the protagonist is reincarnated into a world where you can create character cards and item cards?"
"Yes, I remember it, but I stopped watching it around chapter 100 because the protagonist started creating female anime characters to have sex with and forgot his goal of becoming strong," I said, recalling that story.
"Well, you'll be reincarnated into a world with the same theme."
"But this world will be a crossover world of many anime like Date A Live, but without Mio Takamiya, Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry, the human world of Bleach without Shinigami or Quincy, Solo Leveling, and some romance and slice-of-life anime," God finished saying.
"I understand, so can you tell me what my abilities are?" I asked.
'This god says there isn't enough time, but he's taking the trouble to explain everything to me calmly,' I thought.
"Now I'll show them to you."
"First ability, the character template of Ichigo Kurosaki from the world of Bleach," God said. But I stopped him and said...
"I don't want a damn anime character template like the Chinese do," I wanted to say more, but God interrupted me.
"I know, I already saw it in the future, the children of the characters from Chinese fanfic templates can't inherit the powers of the template holder."
"I only said template because it sounds better, but in reality, you'll have all of Ichigo Kurosaki's powers."
"Not all of his power from the start, it will be as if you were Ichigo Kurosaki himself, you will be a hybrid of Hollow, Shinigami, Quincy, and Fullbringer."
I sighed in relief, because I don't want to be like those Chinese people with their fears and insecurities about their own children inheriting their powers and surpassing them someday.
"Okay, let's continue, second ability, a library of how to create objects and abilities from all the anime and manga of your previous life."
"Third ability, a rune that hides your causality, making the people around you and yourself undetectable by fate, life simulation systems, future vision, status analysis, and immune to time-related abilities such as time rewinding and time stopping."
"Fourth ability, rational mind. You can enter a state where all that matters is achieving the objective with cold rationality, which includes having no murderous intentions or any emotions towards the target."
"Fifth ability, Zoldyck family assassination techniques, which include training methods such as resistance to electricity, resistance to poison, weight training, and other assassination techniques."
"And finally, the sixth ability, super intuition. This ability gives the user such strong intuition that they can sense danger, problems, and bad intentions up to a month in advance. Furthermore, this ability is so powerful that it can break the barriers of time to give its user information from the past from the future."
Seeing the abilities I chose in the future that God saw gave me the feeling that I had undoubtedly chosen those abilities.
"You know, I wonder why you chose the rune that hides your causality and super intuition." "Can you explain it to me? I'm very curious," the god said, intrigued.
"Well, it's from a pretty good fanfiction I read about 5 years ago. The protagonist, who was reincarnated in another world, just wanted to live a peaceful life with his family."
"He was teleported to a different timeline by a Chinese reincarnated person who had a life simulation system, just so he could conquer his five older sisters who were quintuplets."
"And to be able to kill that reincarnated person with the life simulation system, the protagonist's companion had to use a rune that concealed causality."
"And that way, the life simulation system didn't detect her, and she was able to kill the reincarnated person without any problems."
"And the super intuition is a backup in case the causality rune fails for some reason or if someone close to me is going to be murdered," the god said.
"You're quite cautious. I'm surprised you didn't choose the cautious hero's ability," hearing those words, I was a little confused and asked.
"Do you watch anime from the human world?"
"Of course! After all, the anime and manga from the human world are infinite, and there will always be new stories and new worlds created from those stories," the god said enthusiastically.
He noticed that I was starting to disappear, and the god said.
"Time's up, but before you go, how did that fanfiction you mentioned earlier end?"
"Quite disappointing. When the protagonist finally returns from the parallel world and is about to surprise his sisters by appearing as a transfer student at school, the damn author ran out of ideas, and the world fell apart, and the protagonist woke up from a 17-year coma in the hospital."
"That son of a bitch," the god said. And that was the last thing I heard until 9 months later.
But for me, it was just a one-night dream.