Spirit Kite Douluo's smile froze in an instant.
A moment ago, she had been the only person in the restaurant living her best life, basking in the bliss of a perfect meal.
The next moment—
her pupils reflected only two shiny, slightly wriggling abominations.
Her brain crashed.
The divine delicacies she had just enjoyed suddenly felt like an army of rebels inside her stomach—raising banners and charging for the exit.
Her complexion drained so fast it transitioned from rosy satisfaction to ghostly white in seconds.
It was over.
She broke.
This psychological assault was on par with ten Titled Douluo casting forbidden spells simultaneously.
Spirit Kite Douluo slapped a hand over her mouth—
Too late.
She shot out of the shop like a cannonball.
A heartbeat later—
"Uuuuuueeh—!!!"
A gut-wrenching retch exploded outside, loud enough for the heavens to hear.
It sounded as though she was vomiting out her liver, lungs, and soul.
This retch was the war horn.
The shrill, tragic sound of a gourmet betrayed and a mind corrupted.
And then…
it triggered the chain reaction.
Those who had been suppressing their nausea with the iron will of Titled Douluo—
all lost control.
Medically, this was called mass hysteria.
At Feng Ran Pavilion, it was called—
Total Collapse.
"I… I can't anymore…"
Golden Crocodile Douluo—
newly rejuvenated, handsome to the heavens—
had become green as a toad.
In his mind, the two slimy, squirming "maggots" were brawling violently with the exquisite divine dishes he had just consumed.
He couldn't win.
He absolutely couldn't win.
The mental image completely overwhelmed the lingering taste.
"Ugh—!!!"
He didn't even have time to maintain the dignity of Spirit Hall's Second Worship Elder.
He turned into a streak of golden light and dashed outside.
His departure set everything ablaze.
"Don't speak! Don't speak! That image is still in my head!"
Lion Douluo howled miserably.
He clutched his skull, trying to shake the nightmare away.
No use.
He bolted for the door.
"My Dragon Liver and Phoenix Marrow Noodles… they're rebelling…"
"My Star Guardian Ice Cream… it's contaminated…"
Light Feather Douluo cried, tears welling in his azure eyes, hugging his Ice Phoenix as he scrambled outside.
Then came the Elder group.
Devil Bear Douluo—who had mocked others earlier for eating too "crudely"—
now threw away his knife and fork like they were radioactive iron.
Elegance?
Etiquette?
What elegance?!
If he didn't run, he'd vomit on the table.
"Ughhh!!!"
One by one, all of them fled in a panic.
Outside Feng Ran Pavilion, the bystanders—who had been waiting to try the legendary food—witnessed something they would never forget:
A group of continent-shaking, mountain-leveling Titled Douluo…
hugging trees, leaning against walls, kneeling on the ground—
Vomiting out their titles, dignity, past, present, and possibly future.
The symphony of retches echoed like a tragic opera.
It was magnificent.
And horrifying.
"Ugh… I feel like… I just vomited up my previous life…"
Azure Luan Douluo sobbed mid-retch, utterly defeated.
Beside her, Thousand Jun Douluo waved a hand weakly.
"Don't speak…
Please… don't thank me…"
Inside the pavilion, only four people remained.
Bibi Dong sat frozen like a weathered statue, still holding those… things… in her hands.
Her lifeless eyes stared at the two shiny, squirming "masterpieces" she had personally molded.
Those glistening, fat, wriggling… maggots…
mocked her shattered maiden heart.
I… the Supreme Pontiff of Spirit Hall…
A twin spirit genius…
How… how did I turn my martial spirit… into THIS?
Forget fighting.
She wouldn't dare use these things as fertilizer—she'd fear poisoning the earth.
A tear rolled down her cheek.
Life was truly full of unexpected twists.
Across from her, Qian Daoliu sat ramrod straight.
He ignored the chaos outside.
Ignored the visual mental pollution across from him.
In his world, only three things existed:
Waiting for food.
Waiting for food.
Still—waiting for food.
He closed his eyes and inhaled deeply.
Mmm…
the aroma of egg fried rice was wafting in.
Hu Liena and Zhu Zhuqing, meanwhile, stood side by side—rigid as two cold iron pillars.
Their faces were deathly pale.
Their gazes glued to the floor—
because looking up risked seeing that again.
The mental image replayed in their minds like a cursed loop.
Endure!
You must endure!
They screamed silently at themselves:
I am an employee!
Vomiting in front of the boss is the same as dishonoring the boss!
Dishonor the boss → lose my job → lose access to senior's meals!!!!!!
Endure!!
Survive!!!!
Just then, Lin Feng walked out of the kitchen with three steaming bowls of egg fried rice—
and froze.
Lin Feng: ?
He was gone for five minutes.
Did a biochemical bomb go off outside?
Before he could process it, a fragrant breeze mixed with despair blurred into a human-shaped missile rushing toward him.
Lin Feng's eyelids twitched.
His first reaction was not to catch the person—
but to save the rice.
These bowls were hard currency from the wok itself.
Priceless.
Untouchable.
He flicked his wrist.
Three blue-and-white bowls shot into the air like intelligent drones and landed perfectly in front of Qian Daoliu.
The old man's chopsticks turned into an afterimage.
Time to eat.
Only after securing the food did Lin Feng reluctantly extend his arms—
and catch the incoming human cannonball.
Soft.
Fragrant.
Slightly damp.
He looked down.
The crying, snot-covered woman clinging to his chest, face a total mess—
was none other than—
Bibi Dong.
"Waaaahhhh—!!!"
Bibi Dong wailed like a child who had finally found her mother.
"Senior! Save me, Senior!!!"
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