[ Congratulations! You are dead ]
' are you serious bro? Who will congratulate someone for dying? ', a man who is standing in front of a giant screen thought.
[ That's why I did Mr Genius ]
' oh! The classic I can read your mind and heart huh. Well, colour me surprised. I expected nothing from someone who pulled into this bizzare freak of light show and a dazzling screen in the middle of it', the man thought.
[ You sure are sharp tongued for someone who died because of his naive trust to a friend ]
' heh, what can I say? I'm a fucking idiot. I'm really moron I agree. But at least I have a better imagination for meeting someone or something soul ', the man said with a sarcastic tone.
[ Your narcism is lame and no better than a third grader you know that ]
' yeah I know especially when you some computer screen told me that ', the man said.
[ Well let's not waste any more time ]
[ For introduction - ]
' hold on, this isn't an interview. You can just tell me who you are and what you need then what will i get ', the man said.
[ Heh, getting impatient already are we? ]
' hmm, I'm assuming you're maybe a woman now. Hiding a behind a man's voice ', the man said.
[ Ho, you got some wild imagination unfortunately you're wrong. I'm not some woman at top of powerful cycle who will fall for an ant like you. You're ugly to begin with and considering your past relationship and getting rejected with a splash of coffee, who will consider someone like you ]
' damn, that's a critical hit bro ', the man said with a bitter face.
[ As much as amusing to listen to your antics, I have schedule her. Let's get this over with ]
[ I'm ₹@₹_¢√¥×§`°`]©^√¥×}¥, the embodiment of ¢€•÷×`}™$^π` ]
' sorry what? I can't even understand a thing ', the man said.
[ That's the point moron ]
[ If you hear my name your soul shatter on the spot ]
[ You dimwit, your brain seems to have only one cell and it's already fried ]
[ Didn't you read like 1000 fanfics and not to mention those countless ec- ]
' well stop right there. I don't want my messed up past here ', the man said.
[ No shit bitch. I don't want to discuss those things too. You're just too infuriating even for me ]
[ And interrupt me one more time, I'll throw you into a world with all big bulging muscle filled Incubi ]
[ You heard me right Incubi not succubi. They will teach you how to behave like an obedient bitch ]
' geez don't get worked up like that. It isn't good for your heart ', the man said.
[ It seems you need to be thrown into that world ]
[ Well see you in next lif- ]
' hey stop man. We're bros aren't we? Just don't do this please. I don't want to end up there ', the man begged.
[ .... Two faced bastard ]
[ Okay, yeah, I'll grant you a chance to reincarnate in the endless multiverse with countless branches of movies, anime and others. ]
[ Though you can't travel to them all ]
[ As for why I'm giving them to you. It's all necessary. Chaos and order is a part of the creation ]
[ And you my friend will be both. ]
[ You'll be the ripple that create small waves of chaos around the multiverse so the larger one won't occur ]
[ And you'll also face the chaos you created with your existence for the balance ]
[ And no you got no option to reject here ]
[ Who asked you bastard to be lucky enough to be chosen by the wheel of fortune ]
[ Of the countless names in it, yours emerged ]
[ I guess you can say you're lucky in the opposite way ]
[ That's my objective and goal ]
[ Now what you will get ]
[ Naturally a system that will assist you and grant tit abilities ]
[ We removed the punishment function as your existence there will be already the punishment because you'll have to face hell or die with your soul getting shattered and nada, you'll never be reborn ]
[ So bitch, drive straight into the mad sea and swim until you're strong enough to survive the ripples made you ]
[ Watch out for the sharks though. You know what I mean right? ]
[ Hehe, good luck ugly ]
[ You need that ]
[ Bye, bye. Say hello to that bastard One Above All for me if you ever get to meet him ]
[ If you can survive that long then I guess you'll have to thank your lucky stars ]
The man didn't even get to say word before a vortex swallowed him away.