"I can't believe I'm doing this." I had finally found the green tank deep in the engine room. The hoses on the green tank disappeared into a hole in the ceiling. It had a bunch of metal hatches, and if I could open any of them, I could probably throw something flammable inside. I could also fart inside, but I didn't want to lose half my body from the force of the explosion.
So I looked for things that could be burned, that could be set on fire. I didn't want to dismantle any part of the machine. I also didn't want a swarm of mutants to jump on me. I wasn't wearing any clothes. All the mutants were naked, too. I was pacing back and forth, wondering what I could burn. Then I noticed something. Sparks were constantly coming from the section where one of the mutants was working. If I didn't want to blow myself up, maybe I could blow up this mutant. But there had to be a way to get the liquid over there.
I approached the green tank. The glass on the green tank looked like it could be broken. It would be a matter of time before the green liquid inside this tank spilled everywhere and then exploded with a spark. But was there an alarm system that would be triggered by this tank blowing up? After all, everything was biomechanical. I couldn't see a mutant or any other organic being watching over this tank. It wouldn't hurt to try.
I swung my metal wing at the tank to make a small hole. I pulled my wing out of the hole in the tank, but it was as if a great pressure had been released; the tiny crack shattered, and the entire glass surface of the metal tank instantly broke into pieces.
"F*ck! Did I make too much noise? No... It's like no one heard..." As the metal liquid from inside the tank spread across the floor, I didn't hear any alarm. I immediately tried to get away from there because if the metal liquid got close to where the sparks were, I had to get away from the coming explosion.
I was moving away from the liquid with heavy steps when something appeared as the liquid in the tank emptied. What appeared was a mutant. It was nailed to a chair inside the liquid tank and began to breathe again as the liquid disappeared. The mutant in the liquid tank, whose skin was wrinkled, opened its eyes, watched its surroundings for a while, and then let out a great scream. As its scream was carried through the pipes on the tank, all the praying mutants began to cry. The fact that all the praying mutants were crying could be an indicator of the magnitude of the alarm.
Suddenly, the metal door opened, and I came face to face with the rail creature. As the rail creature slid on the rail system towards me with great speed, I used my wings as a barrier for myself. The creature's long pincers hit my wings one after another, and my wings were barely holding up. The bad thing was that every time this creature hit me, I was getting closer to the liquid. The mutant hit a gear one more time with its hammer... A spark came out of the gear, but it didn't touch the liquid. The liquid had to flow a bit more.
I couldn't do anything but defend myself against this rail creature in front of me when another door opened. Another rail creature came out of the door and lunged at me. Just as the rail creature was about to attack my back, I bent down, turned my butt to it, and let out a huge fart. With the full gas coming from behind me, I tore the rail creature's face apart, and at the same time, with the speed I had gained, I pushed the rail creature in front of me at least twenty meters away. I cut the throat of the rail creature in front of me with my wings before it could recover. The creature behind me, whose head had exploded, fell from the rail it was holding onto to the floor. The problem was that the creature with the exploded head was still burning, and it was a matter of time before the liquid exploded.
"Stop!" I heard a voice, but I didn't even look at it. As the liquids touched the burning face of the creature lying on the floor, the entire liquid instantly caught fire, and a huge explosion occurred. The ship was shaken so much by the explosion that the mutants were torn from where they were attached and flew off. While liquids were gushing everywhere from the hoses in their stomachs and the zeppelin was slightly tilted, I had to hold on to the central flesh column to avoid being crushed between the zeppelin's mechanical gears. As the cables and hoses broke one by one, the mutants were screaming in agony. There was a huge hole in front of me. To reach it, I needed a huge fart. I clenched myself... I had to do what I always did, but in a better way, and save myself from this zeppelin with a single fart.
One of the mutants held onto my foot. Another bit my shoulder. For some reason, the mutants were trying to climb on me. I closed my eyes and started to clench. I felt the gas in my stomach... That gas had to use the channels in my body to get to where it needed to go. Yes... I could really feel it moving in the void of my stomach.
"Now!" I shouted and clenched myself until my face turned red. With a momentary burning pain in my butt, I had thrown myself out of the hole in the tilted zeppelin.
When I got out of the zeppelin, I was flying towards the sky. I tried to spread my wings, but my wings, damaged from fighting with the rail creature, wouldn't open. It was not a problem while I was flying towards the sky, but after a while, it was only a matter of time before I lost my momentum and fell to the ground. I glided through the air for a while. The winged mutants were flying towards the falling zeppelin in pain, while I was starting to fall to the ground.
"I'm falling, but it's not a problem... It's not a problem with this butt on me!" I was just about to accelerate downwards when I farted one more time. Then one more time... One last time, and I hit the ground butt-first. Rose had told me she had removed my nerves, but despite that, I could feel a huge burn on my backside. I turned my head, looked at the falling zeppelin, and raised my middle finger, cursing: "How do you like that, huh, you bastard!" I said.
The winged mutants were so stupid that they couldn't notice me as they flew around madly to find the cause of the explosion. I was lying on the roof of a building, watching the zeppelin, struggling with fires, fall from the sky.
Then I noticed something. The zeppelin's command deck had broken off from the zeppelin and had started to glide with its metal wings. And it looked as if this metal-winged ship was going in a certain direction. All the winged mutants had stopped looking for the cause of the explosion and were now following that metal-winged ship.
"F*ck!" I said and stood up. "Did they find you, then?"