"The phone exploded!!"
"Director Kennedy's head is split open!"
"Quickly call Ratchet! Maybe he can still be saved!"
"Boss? That person seems to have died just now..."
Felicia stammered, speaking indistinctly.
"Focus. Don't worry about anything else. He was just a little mouse."
Aaron naturally knew the situation clearly, as he was the one who had detonated the phone.
Was it hard to make a phone explode?
It only took a thought.
Everyone uses high-end phones, but you use a Samsung. If yours doesn't explode, whose will? Serves you right!
Just slightly increasing the battery temperature, and the battery exploded with a boom. So satisfying!
Aaron even thoughtfully added some Fire to the opponent's brain. If he still didn't die, Aaron would have to wonder if he was a Super Healing Mutant.
However, when they were halfway there,
Aaron's brow twitched. "Watch out!"
He grabbed the busy Felicia with one hand, and his entire body burst through the car roof with a crash, his right hand shooting out a web line to hang onto a street lamp.
The next second,
A figure descended from the sky and split the customized bulletproof rolls-royce in half with a single strike!
"Hey buddy, you can shoot webs like a spider? That's so cool!"
"But maybe you're a silkworm? Should I call you Spider-Man? Or Silkworm Man?"
Aaron gazed down. It was a chatty man wearing flashy red spandex and a sturdy hood, constantly rubbing his twisting waist, apparently having sprained it from an overly dramatic pose.
"Deadpool?"
"Wow, I didn't expect the legendary Mr. Devil to know my codename. I'm truly honored!"
"Oh my God, are you a fan of mine? Has my fame already spread among the upper echelons of the US?"
"Maybe I should carry two pens with me, one spare, specifically for signing autographs."
"So... do you need an autograph? I can sign it on your face, your palm, and if you have special tastes, signing your butt is actually not out of the question..."
While talking, Deadpool suddenly straightened his waist and quickly charged toward Aaron, limping.
His specially made twin katanas easily cut through the street lamp as if slicing tofu!
"Although you are my fan, could you please stand still and let me take a swing at you? Don't worry, my blade is very fast, it definitely won't get stuck!"
"Just one hand, only one hand!"
"My employer wants to teach you a lesson, keep your head intact so you can continue making money for him, and also give you time to think things through. So don't worry... you won't die."
"This is the first time I've met such a generous employer—a million dollars for one hand! So, sorry about this..."
Every time Deadpool swung his katana, his mouth chattered incessantly like a string of firecrackers.
God knows how his speaking speed could keep up with the hand speed that flashed the blades.
Aaron easily dodged and maneuvered while holding Felicia with one arm.
Even if Deadpool's blades were fast enough to accurately slice bullets, relying on his superhuman agility and Spider-Sense, Aaron could always avoid them effortlessly, without any pressure.
"What? My hand is only worth a million? This is the greatest insult to me!"
Aaron was furious. They looked down on him too much—they only offered a million to buy his hand? Which idiot with a hole in his head was it anyway!
Oh, it was Kennedy. Then never mind.
Who told you to share the same name as that person? You can't bear this Karma!
And also—
"Pay for my car!!"
Aaron's tone was cold, and his only free hand, the right one, shot out suddenly like a viper that had been coiled for a long time.
Amidst the curtain of blades, in an extremely bizarre posture, he used his index and middle fingers, and his ring and pinky fingers, simultaneously clamping down on the twin blades that had just crossed past him!
"What the actual f*ck?!!!"
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This is insane!
This is truly insane!
How fast were Deadpool's blades? Slicing bullets and deflecting them were commonplace.
He could complete a swing in milliseconds, relying on terrifying intuition and dynamic vision to toy with enemies.
Also a Super Healing ability user, Deadpool's mastery of fighting techniques could easily beat the brute force of Wolverine!
In the past, Deadpool often showed off his impenetrable, watertight swordsmanship to other armed mercenaries.
In all these years, this was the first time he had been shown up like this by someone else!
"My blades... you can keep up with my speed!"
Deadpool looked at Aaron in astonishment.
"I admit that Your Excellency's blades are fast, but what if I activate the magic card—Kato Eagle's Hand?"
Aaron was quite confident.
Combined with his reaction speed, which was already countless times greater than an ordinary person, and his flexible hands that even the primal furnace praised.
Just as no one could last long before his ten fingers.
Similarly, he could clamp down on fast blades in an extremely bizarre posture!
Such flexible hands allowed him to perform all sorts of inhuman movements, coupled with his immense Super Strength, which far surpassed Deadpool.
"If you can break free, I lose!"
Deadpool's sharp voice rang out: "You are the boss of the Osborn Group, you should at least be a quick guy! Why are you stealing jobs from mercenaries like us who live on the poverty line!"
"Do your parents know you're such a good fighter?"
Deadpool subconsciously tried to snatch the blades away and try again.
Maybe it was just a coincidence?
He didn't believe Aaron was truly that monstrous.
However, no matter how hard he pulled, even grasping one blade with both hands and yanking it like a stubborn ox, he still couldn't reclaim his beloved katanas.
It was as if the beloved katanas were originally an inseparable part of Aaron's body!
"One hand... grabbed both my katanas!"
"The other hand is still holding a chick!"
"Motherf*cker! Is there any justice left in this World? You must be God's bastard child!"
Wait a minute!
Deadpool's eyes suddenly widened.
"So that man was you... Even if I hold a chick with one hand and bear the weight of the abyss, I, Aaron, am still invincible in the World!"
Seeing he couldn't pull the blades free, Deadpool recited a line and simply used his feet.
He wanted to use one foot to push off Aaron's rock-solid body for leverage, thereby reclaiming his beloved katanas.
Good heavens, did you just break the fourth wall and come back?
Aaron was slightly surprised, but he was quickly driven to tears by how stupid this guy was acting!
Who gave you the audacity to step on my body for leverage?
No, I shouldn't say that.
Deadpool isn't stupid; he's simply fearless.
Aaron knew exactly how powerful Deadpool's Super Healing ability was—it was even superior to his own, a bug-like healing ability that allowed him to recover quickly even if only his head or a single hand remained!
Therefore, Deadpool was fearless, because no one could kill him!
Deadpool knew full well that this action would provoke violent retaliation, but he did it anyway.
As his right foot extended, Aaron quickly kicked out, his right leg, harder than steel rebar, sweeping toward the opponent's shinbone.
When the two connected, Deadpool let out a heartfelt cry of pain, his right shinbone easily snapping like a cracker.
"Hey buddy, I just wanted some leverage, but you broke my leg!"
Deadpool shrieked, yet his hands still refused to let go of his beloved katanas.
Aaron's mouth twitched. He targeted the other leg and swung again.
Deadpool saw it, but he couldn't react in time!
There was another crisp sound of bone cracking, and his left leg bone snapped too!
"Oh sh*t! Where is the justice! I only wanted one of your arms, but you shattered the bones in both my legs!"
"I don't care! Pay me! I want medical fees! If I don't get a million dollars today, I'm not getting up!"
Deadpool immediately started a live demonstration of insurance fraud. Others fake injuries, but his were real!
When it came to insurance fraud, he was a professional!
"Are you prioritizing the blades over your life?"
Aaron was speechless. Even with both legs broken, Deadpool still wouldn't let go, gripping the hilts tightly.
His entire lower body was dragged along the ground, and he squirmed like a caterpillar while yelling loudly.
"These are my katanas!"
"I have already lost my poor legs; I absolutely cannot lose my beloved katanas!"
Deadpool looked like a man who was willing to die, but absolutely unwilling to lose his katanas!
"As a swordsman, where the man is, the sword is. If the sword breaks, the man perishes!"
"Oh ho, do you think this is a Wuxia drama?"
Aaron had long known that Deadpool was shameless, flamboyant, and despicable, but meeting him today, he felt that what others had said was far too conservative.
A person who is utterly despicable is invincible!
Kid, you are already invincible!
In this state, if it were anyone else, they certainly wouldn't have a good solution.
But... I am no ordinary person!
I am above invincible!
Aaron put Felicia down, clamped the blades with four fingers, and immediately started spinning in place.
Now it's my turn. Behold—the Cyclone Top!
"Ah ah ah ah ah... This is too exciting! Faster! Faster! Oh no, I'm about to come! No! Stop! You are truly amazing, oh~~ I can't take it anymore..."
"Ah—I came! I'm coming fast! This is so satisfying!"
Aaron took a deep breath. He couldn't stand this guy anymore!
Electricity flashed in his eyes, and a hundred thousand volts surged along the blades into Deadpool's body, electrocuting him until he was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, his hair standing straight up!
His entire face turned black.
But Deadpool remained remarkably tough.
Even if you chop me into pieces, my hands will remain stuck to my beloved katanas!