Global Affairs Newspaper Office.
The office worker, Ryan, as usual, brought the new submission letters to his desk to consolidate them.
He opened each one of the unremarkable submissions, only able to get through them with triple-strength coffee.
"Oh, this one's no good. Who cares if you're growing purple tomatoes in your garden?"
"This is the Global Affairs Newspaper, not the Global Agriculture News, you fool."
"This one is interesting but still not good.
Your neighbor and your wife are having an affair...
Hmm, I suggest consulting the Church of the Umbral God; I heard they've recently expanded into this area of business.
Why submit it here..."
Then he continued flipping through more submission letters until he saw one from someone named 'Miss Mystery'.
Not long ago, this 'Miss Mystery' became famous in the industry with a submission about a certain important figure.
