"Queen Elizabeth is watching from a more secluded box. I wonder if she'll come outside to greet everyone once the match starts.
"This is Tom Brady, the greatest quarterback in NFL history!
"This is Dido, the British powerhouse singer! Standing next to her is Jagger from the Rolling Stones!
"This match is truly a star-studded event. Now appearing on the screen are three sports stars very familiar to the British audience: Farah, Hamilton, and Murray."
"Ah... The much-anticipated Kim Kardashian has appeared on screen. Is she really an Arsenal fan, though? That remains to be proven. But the people beside her are all wearing Arsenal jerseys!
"Her outfit today is quite simple, without heavy makeup, just like a mother watching the game with her child!
"Of course, it's well known that from this angle, you can't appreciate Kim Kardashian's figure unless she stands up... OK, let's get serious!
