"Here we are pup! Nothing but sun, sand, water, and most importantly girls!"
Remus rolled his eyes at his best friend's antics, while Harry merely smiled. "Sirius, I don't think you should be calling him 'pup' in public… especially if we are in the Muggle world."
"So 'Lord Pup' then? I guess we can go with that, but I feel as though…"
"Sirius…" the Werewolf growled, earning a laugh from the Black Lord.
"Alright alright keep your shirt on Moony… at least till we get to the beach and then feel free to try and show off your pale ass, but I will warn you now. Once all the ladies get a look at my smoking physique they will forget all about you."
"Oh yes silly me, I forgot how the hottest trend is 'hairy old man who looks like he got out of prison last year'."
"Listen furball…"
"Funny coming from you, should I go and find a stick to toss around?"
"I don't know, you want me to get you a doggy dish to drink out of?"
"That was you remember? Hell, Prongs didn't even have to dare you, he just sort of mentioned it and you ran off and followed like an order."
"At least I am housebroken!"
"At least I can go an hour without trying to smell some girl's butt!"
"Hey, I'm telling you she had a really nice one!"
"And I am sure she really appreciated…"
"Sirius, Remus you two do remember we are in the Muggle world correct? Conversations like that will get you stared at… and not in the flattering way."
The two older men fell silent in an almost embarrassed way. It was one thing to be told they were acting like children, it was another to be told so by the child they were supposed to be caring for.
"Right… ahem well uh Harry, what would you like to do first?"
"How about lunch."
"Great idea Harry!" Sirius interrupted whatever his friend was about to say, "And maybe we can even find someone who will be interested in Remus… I read up on this thing called 'furries' and I bet…"
"SIRIUS!"
...
"Ginny!"
"Luna!"
The two girls gave each other a happy hug while Hedwig smiled from nearby, it was a rather beautiful thing to see such childhood innocence despite what they had been through.
"So, when does Tonks and Hermione arrive?" the redhead inquired with more than a little excitement in her voice.
"Nymphadora is picking Hermione up right now. Ooooh this is going to be so much fun! We haven't had a slumber party in forever!"
"I know! Is your dad going to be here?"
For a second the joyful light in the blonde's eyes dimmed and was replaced with something far darker and full of spite. It was gone a moment later before either other girl could comment, "No, daddy is off doing his usual summer voyage."
"Well that just means that we will have the house to ourselves" the former owl chimed in, bringing back the Ravenclaws grin in full force.
"We're heeeeere"
"Tonks! Hermione!"
"Her name is Nymphadora, Ginny…"
"That is not my name you little brat!"
"Nymphadora, Nymphadora." Luna happily sang out, before ducking under an attempt by the Auror to grab her and promptly fleeing while giggling.
"Come back here and I'll show you Nymphadora!"
"Oh? I didn't think you were going to undress that quickly, so which body part did you name after yourself?"
The growl was far louder this time, as the older Witch attempt to chase down the young Lovegood.
"Hello Hedwig…"
"Hello Hermione, how has your summer been?"
"It has been… okay so far. But I think it will be much better now."
The white-haired girl smiled, "This will be my first slumber party too you know, so no reason to be nervous."
The bushy-haired teen merely smiled shyly, before nodding.
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"Pssst hey Remus… two babes at our seven O' clock."
'Lord Lupin' rolled his eyes at his friends whisper… and the military code usage, before sneaking a glance over his shoulder. For once Sirius was correct, there were two very attractive women sitting at a table less than twenty foot from them.
"Wonder if they are together or…"
"Sisters." came the bored reply from opposite the two men, who promptly swung their heads towards their godson.
"Uh… what?"
"They are sisters, not lovers. Body language is all wrong for a relationship of that nature, plus they have similar facial structures and noses. The one on the left is slightly older, three years at most, while the younger is a bit 'wilder'."
"Harry…" Remus muttered out while his godson glanced over a pamphlet of local attractions, "that is amazing…"
"Just attention to detail, also it appears as though they might not be completely turned off of the idea of a foursome."
"What!?" Sirius declared, a bit too loudly, before chuckling and lowering his voice to avert the eyes of the other occupants of the restaurant.
"As I said they aren't lovers, but their close proximity indicates a comfort with each other not normally found in siblings, same with you two by the way."
The two men stuttered for a few moments. "Uh well you see Harry… uhm back at Hogwarts Sirius and I well…"
"We agreed to a threesome with a girl… and man she was hot, do you remember her Moony? Long legs, wide chest, the way she moaned when…"
Harry rolled his eyes before standing and excusing himself to use the bathroom. Much as he enjoyed the stories about his godfather's sex lives he found himself a bit bored less than three hours into their vacation. If his guardians were so pent up, then perhaps it would be an interesting experiment to do as the Muggles said and 'be the wingman' for once.
"Uhm excuse me…" he softly inquired to the two women whom his godfathers had glanced at previously.
"Oh, hello there, what's your name dear?"
"Harry, miss."
The two older women, slightly younger than Sirius and Remus if he had to guess, smiled. "My name is Ella, and this is my younger sister Diane, how can we help you Harry?"
Internally the boy-who-lived rolled his eyes, it was almost painfully easy to figure these things out at this point. "Well ummm you see…"
"It's alright Harry you can tell us."
"I am on vacation with my godfathers and… well my parents passed away a while back and I had no family so…"
"You poor thing, I am so sorry." Ella replied, earning an almost sad whimper from her sister.
"Thank you miss… luckily my godfathers took me in. They even canceled their vacation that they had planned to take me somewhere and… well…"
"Go on Harry, you can trust us."
"They mentioned how pretty you two were, and I see them keep looking over here and uhm… do you think you could maybe say 'hello' to them? I don't want them to give up their summer just to try and make me happy…"
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