After that ordeal, Kaine and Bulma headed back to their camp spot and packed their gear before adventuring off again. Alright, hang on tight, Bulma said as they traveled away. Bulma once again enjoyed the comfort of Kaine's Bulge against her fat ass cheeks. Yo, it's a village, and look, the dragon balls glowing, I'd bet it's over there. He said. Good eye Kaine. Bulma said. The village appeared like a ghost town but it was because everyone was hiding, and Kaine knew why.
Hey, excuse me, is anyone home? Bulma asked, knocking on a door. Excuse me, Kaine said. After that he kicked down the door. Some man tried to strike him with an axe but he put his hand out to break it with two fingers. AHH! The man exclaimed. Excuse me sir, we've come in search of the dragon balls. Kaine said calmly. A woman came in with the 6 star ball and Kaine noticed. Excuse me miss, could we have that dragon ball? He asked. No, she declined. As long as the terrible Oolong is lurking I don't want to risk any of my valuables ending in his hand. She said. I'll be right back then. He replied. Kaine then opted to lure Oolong out with the promise of a fade.
Long story short the big oaf showed his constantly changing face but none of his appearances intimidated the burly Saiyan. "I am oolong the terrible, you dare stand in wa-". Before he could continue Kaine slapped the fuck outta oolong like he was one of his bitches. Oolong collapsed to the ground holding his face. Shortly after that he transformed into a short pig again. Kaine dragged his bacon behind back to the village and made him explain everything. The Shapeshifting Pig had kidnapped the young women of the village but they were too much for him to handle. You think I can get the dragon ball now? Kaine asked the old woman. Yes you can sweetheart, I can't thank you enough for saving our village. She said. I'm going to take this little demon with us. So don't worry about him. The village hero replied.
Oolong joined the the couple in their journey to find the dragon balls and Kaine belived if he could learn the shapeshift It could come in handy. He was right as using his Saiyan talent, he learned the technique after seeing him perform it back when they first fought, or rather when Kaine slapped him. So where are we going next? Oolong asked. "Fire Mountain" Bulma replied. FIRE MOUNTAIN!? Oolong exclaimed. THAT'S THE DANGEROUS HOME OF THE OX KING, WE'RE DEAD IF WE GO THERE. "Ooh, I heard he's strong." Kaine said excitedly. I'd love to catch a fade from him. "You're impossible, you know that kid?" Oolong said exasperatedly. You are a shapeshifting talking pig but ok, I'm the weird one. He replied back, sarcastically.
The boat ran out of gas so the trio continued on foot for a while and made it to a familiar desert. This is Yamcha's Desert, imma do this dude so dirty, Kaine thought mischievously. Kaine bared no animalistic hatred towards Yamcha but the prospect of terrorizing the desert bandit was very funny to him. The climate became too hot so Bulma and Oolong took a nap. Kaine grew hungry and went looking for some food, waiting for Yamcha to pop out. Kaine's timing was perfect when on cue, he heard a motorcycle rumbling in the distance. He turned his head to look. He saw a tan dude with long shaggy hair and a machete sheathed on his side. A smile came to the saiyan's face when he realized he met another Main Character. Of course, back when he showed promise in his ability to be a cool character.
"Greetings, I am Yamcha, the master of the lands you travel upon". Kaine almost cracked and started laughing. Safe to say he did not feel intimidated in the slightest by the desert bandit. Nice to meet ya Yamcha, the name is Kaine, also do you have any food? He said impatiently. I have no food for you, he said harshly. If you have any Dino caps and money, I will let you pass so you can find some food. At that moment Kaine cracked and started laughing while holding his stomach. After wiping a tear he calmly said, bro if you don't direct me to food in the next five seconds, I will slap the dogshit out of you. On your soul. Kaine said, adopting a more serious tone.
You will not be getting any food unti- SMACK! The moment he uttered that phrase, Bro put his entire hand, full palm and 5 fingers to the right side of the desert bandit's face and sent him 5 yards away. By the time Yamcha gathered himself, he felt himself being helped up by who he thought was Puar but it was actually the burly man who had just smacked him near unconciousness. "Cmon fade aint over yet. Kaine said haughtily. He proceeded to put his tan ass in a blender with every move his grandpa taught him. The Saiyan got creative, safe to say.
Every hit felt like a flashbang to Yamcha's entire nervous system. Regardless Kaine did hold back, a lot. He was still battered by the end of that and the burly Saiyan yelled at his blue furred companion to take him to the food and he obliged with fear. Kaine Ransacked the place and left with ZERO protest. He came back to Bulma after she woke up confused at the ruckus. Turns out Oolong's dumbass had a Dino capsule with food the whole time.