It was just seven in the morning. My body felt so lighter than last night, but it felt too painful to move even in the soft bed. The alarm tore through my ears—same shrill sound, same cruelty. The room smelled unusually rich, like a perfume I'd never owned. I loafed and curled deeper into the bed with eyes closed for an hour as I murmured to myself, "It's Sunday, no need to be worried about work today". I slept for another thirty minutes and finally got the will to get out of bed. My eyes were still half closed. I walked up to the washroom to get washed.
THUD!!
"Ow- Did I just hit a wall ??" As I opened my eyes fully there was a new wall in front of me and I immediately looked around the area "This- Ths is not my house .... Where am I ... What is this place" my heart kick started as I processed what is happening, I was drunk last night with my co worker and he dropped off me at my grandma place and what happened next ?? how did I end up here ???"
BANG! BANG! BANG!
"DELIVERY!!!! ANYONE HOME???"
"Omg, what should I do, where am I, should I open the door and just ask for help?" I was circling the same area as the bang was heard from the door with my head down, and I just noticed my toes.
"NAILPOLISH OF THE COLOR PINK ??? BUT I NEVER HAD THE TIME TO GET A MANICURE," my thoughts deepened as the door banged "MAM !!! MAM!!! GUESS NO ONE HERE, I WILL JUST LEAVE THE PACKAGE HERE THEN"
As I heard the delivery men leave, my anxious emotions were relieved, but still I needed to find out where I am, and suddenly the slight ray of sun reflected on my eyes through the big mirror kept aside the window. I turned my head toward the mirror.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH--WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS, WHY AM I LIKE THIS, WHO IS THIS PERSON?" I screamed
From outside, the courier muttered, "Guess some cat's making a fuss," and left.
I let out a huge scream and couldn't believe my eyes - "beautiful eyes, red hair just like my mom, amazing legs, and a C cup, what in the world has happened to me?" as I mumbled, I touched my face.
"But wait, this resembles someone I know - GRANDMA ????" As far as I remember, my grandpa has said a lot about my grandma's beauty and how they met each other. All the description he said matches this body.
"So I possess my grandma, then that means I have also traveled back in time. Then what year did I just arrive ??"
I looked around for informative things that could give me any hint. "Wait, where's my grandma's phone ??" I looked around the bed and found it, it was Aphone 17. Why would Grandma even own such a trash phone? But that doesn't matter; what matters right now is the date. As I double-tapped the screen, the lock screen opened up, and my eyes read.
[ 20 October 2025]
So it's real that I have traveled back in time to my grandma's body. How do these things even happen? What in the "Bunny girl senpai" is this, Puberty syndrome ??? But I have already crossed that. Brings back some bad memories, but I was relieved that I was in the body of someone I know
2025..... By that time, Grandma would have been pursuing her degree in Paris, the capital of France. It's always been my favorite place ever since I was a kid. I wanted to be here with my boyfriend, but reality hits hard every time I just remember I'm stuck with my fictional men. I sighed...
I clapped my cheeks and told myself, "Well, it isn't too bad if I enjoy myself here". Then I saw over the place and tried unlocking the phone, and yeah, I got it on the first try. "Something's never changed".
I quickly brushed and changed, grandma sure had a taste in her mid-20s damnnn as I thought to myself, I was ready for a walk out. And once again...
THUD !
"This damn courier is right in front of the door," I cussed. I threw the box inside and shut the door loudly. And a cheerful but yet old voice from the right side
"BONJOUR YOUNG LADY !! Out for a walk ??"
It was the landlady, I guess, "Oh yeahhh, as the morning weather is lovely as spring !!"
"Yes, it is lovely. But beware of thieves and cops as they are surrounding the area due to the Mouvre Museum theft, and Red Lady with Black Cat aren't here to protect the city."
Theft ?? Who the hell is Red Lady and Black Cat ??? I replied as if I knew everything and walked off, "Ohhhh- eyah theft- theft, I remember. You too take care," and I waved my hands.
I thought to myself as I walked down the beautiful Paris streets, "Something's strange". As I opened the phone, I searched about the theft the landlady just mentioned. Ever since I was a child, I have been fascinated by solving mysteries. I read all the articles about them, and a beautiful voice
- "Ohhh, young lady, if you are that interested, you can join me."
My head just turned immediately as I recognized the voice as he offered his hand, bent politely as if he had an eye on me. Eyes as dead as a man but still cheerful like a child, bandages around the hands and neck, nearly 5'9, dark brown strand of curly but a bit messy hair, carefree figure of speech. This all leads to one single man I knew-OSAMU DAZAI. One of my ideal men I always dreamed of, but there was a huge fourth wall between him and me, separating us. As the breeze hit me, my red hair flew, and I screamed inside
"DID I JUST GET ISEKAIED ??????????????"