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Chapter 5 - Chapter 5 The Stuck Stupid Cat

Fu Xuan: I divined today that the updated plot tomorrow will definitely show Selene teasing Qingque!

...Inside the bathroom, Fu Xuan, who had just finished washing her long hair, heard Selene's inexplicable thoughts.

"Hmm? What is this Little Kitten up to outside again?"

Fu Xuan murmured to herself, planning to finish up quickly and then go out to see.

Meanwhile, in the living room, Selene was trying to figure out how to salvage the situation.

But the mess she made was simply too big! There wasn't enough time at all!

So, to save her own life, Selene chose to hide under the sofa, waiting for the Grand Diviner adult's anger to subside before she came out!

After hiding under the sofa, Selene then remembered that after completing her task, there was a reward to view a panel.

So, she eagerly opened the system panel to see what was on it.

System Name: Affection System.

Host: Selene.

Gender: Female.

Species: A pure white Stupid Cat.

Weight: Cat form thirteen catties (slightly chubby) Human form unknown.

Description: A harmless Stupid Cat that can easily be taken home.

Basic Function: Makes people approaching the host find the host cute and develop affection.

Additional Function: Allows the host to transform into human form.

Other functions are currently locked. Host, please work hard to complete tasks!

Selene: Hmm... why does this system feel like it's not very useful? And this description... System, if you had a physical form, I'd definitely twist your head off!

...As the sound of the hairdryer echoed from the bathroom, Selene realized that Fu Xuan was about to come out.

So, Selene, who was under the sofa, quickly scrunched her round body further inside! To prevent Fu Xuan from discovering her!

But soon, Selene realized she seemed to be stuck!

"Didn't they say cats are liquid?! How could I get stuck under the sofa?!"

And Fu Xuan, who had just finished her bath and emerged from the bathroom, heard this thought.

Fu Xuan's lips couldn't help but curl into a slight smile. This Stupid Cat actually managed to get herself stuck? It looks like she'll have to make it lose some weight later?

Thinking this, Fu Xuan turned and walked into the living room, ready to get the stuck Selene out.

However, what greeted her eyes was a chaotic living room, like a garbage dump!

Fu Xuan's previously upturned lips instantly returned to their normal curve, and her eyelids twitched. She finally understood why Selene had said earlier that she would devour her alive.

This Stupid Cat, clearly knew she would be angry? So why did she still do it?

Hmph! This time, I must scare her!

Thinking this, Fu Xuan spoke, "Hmph! Selene! I'm telling you! If you come out and admit your mistake now! I can let bygones be bygones!"

When Fu Xuan spoke, her tone was deliberately serious, the purpose being to scare Selene.

As for Selene, she was initially very happy to hear the Grand Diviner adult say she could let bygones be bygones this time!

But she suddenly realized that she was stuck now and couldn't get out at all! What should she do?!

After struggling a few more times, Selene still couldn't get out smoothly.

Therefore, Selene chose to meow to attract Fu Xuan's attention, also as an apology, requesting Fu Xuan's forgiveness.

Fu Xuan naturally heard the apologetic meow, but she didn't go to rescue Selene. Instead, she got the idea to tease her... "You won't come out, and you're meowing at me? Are you provoking me? Do you think I can't catch you?"

Fu Xuan's lips curled upwards uncontrollably again, but her tone was feigned anger.

This greatly worried Selene, who was stuck under the sofa!

"Ahhh! My Grand Diviner adult! How could I have such thoughts?! It's a misunderstanding, Grand Diviner adult!!!"

For some reason, Fu Xuan felt very happy listening to the Little Kitten's anxious thoughts! Just like a child whose prank had succeeded!

...After teasing Selene for a few more minutes, Fu Xuan finally reached out and lifted the sofa, allowing Selene, who was stuck underneath, to come out smoothly.

As soon as she came out, Selene stood in the middle of the messy living room, lowering her head and continuously meowing, as if apologizing.

Fu Xuan found this amusing, but it wasn't the time to laugh, so she could only try her best to hold back her laughter.

Finally, just as she was about to burst, Fu Xuan picked up Selene and placed her in the hallway of the room.

Just as Selene was puzzled, she saw Fu Xuan, who was standing in front, suddenly raise her right hand above her head.

Above Fu Xuan, a circular, light purple magic array appeared, engraved with ancient runes.

"Yin Yang Transformation!"

As Fu Xuan's words fell, the previously cluttered living room instantly transformed!

The places she had messed up returned to their rightful positions in an instant!

In just a few seconds, the living room was restored to its original clean and tidy state!

Seeing this scene, Selene's eyes widened! She really hadn't expected it could be done this way?!

As if sensing Selene's shock, Fu Xuan slightly turned her head, glanced at the dumbfounded Selene behind her, snorted, and then walked into the kitchen.

Seeing Fu Xuan leave, Selene instantly recovered from her shock, then scurried after her!

Hmm?! I've been so worried that I didn't even notice!

Fu Xuan's hair has been down ever since she finished her bath; she hasn't tied it into a ponytail again!

Hmm! As expected of my Grand Diviner adult! No matter what hairstyle! She always looks so beautiful!!!

And Fu Xuan, walking in front, was naturally pleased to hear Selene praising her beauty in her thoughts, but she didn't show it, her face remaining expressionless... Entering the kitchen, Fu Xuan took a jar from the cabinet and placed it on the table, then picked up a pot from the stove and filled it with some water.

From the looks of it, she seemed to be preparing to boil water to steep something.

As if knowing Selene's confusion, Fu Xuan began to explain to herself.

"This is a medicinal tea concocted for me by Dragon Girl, but I am usually busy and don't have time to drink it at Dragon Girl's place, so she put the medicinal tea in a jar and let me brew it myself with hot water."

After hearing this, Selene suddenly understood; it turned out to be medicine prescribed by Bailu! But she had to admit, this medicinal tea had a strangely pleasant fragrance, quite nice to smell, though she didn't know if it tasted good!

However, Selene remembered that the medicinal tea Bailu prepared for Fu Xuan was actually just ordinary medicinal tea, only with extra sugar added to it.

And our Grand Diviner adult loves to eat sugar, which is why this medicinal tea had the effect of invigorating and relieving fatigue!

Sure enough, as soon as Fu Xuan turned on the stove, she reached into the cabinet again and pulled out a large jar of white sugar.

Additionally, Selene also saw several other full jars of white sugar stored in that cabinet!

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