"I'mNotATool: A beautiful girl fell from the sky, but she's pretty banged up. What do I do? Urgent!!"
MikuIsMyWaifu: "No saving her. Just wait for her to die."
... : *"OP must be a 10-year veteran weeb to spout such delusional crap."*
SweetAndSourPorkLover: "Nah, more like 10 years of brain damage."
XijingNotSoHot: "Anyone got diabetes? Piss on him to wake him up."
I'mNotATool: "So... does anyone actually have an answer?"
IAmActuallyAGoodPerson: "OP, based on my years of anime experience, these 'fallen beauties' usually heal on their own no matter how injured they are."
I'mNotATool: "Uh... what if she doesn't?"
IAmActuallyAGoodPerson: "Then she's screwed. What else can you do?"
I'mNotATool: "..."
DumplingsWithVinegar: "Wrong approach. First, give her a bath—but only if she's pretty. That's the priority."
EarthMeowCult: "The brother above gets it."
BB: "Contact lens solution removes visible bloodstains. Follow up with bleach, then splash pig's blood for misdirection. High-concentration alkali handles pigskin, pork, and bones. Hair should be burned..."
EarthMeowCult: "Holy shit, that got dark fast."
"You're all joking, but I'm dead serious here..." Chen Luo sighed, putting down his phone.
He'd hoped the omnipotent netizens would have answers, but forgot that "omnipotent" and "shitposting" were synonyms online.
"Though one thing they got right—this 'fallen beauty' doesn't seem critically injured. She just won't wake up." He glanced at the girl lying on his bed.
"Also, I really hope she washes the sheets after this..." Another sigh.
Picking up a damp towel, he began to wipe her body.
Her landing had been face-first into a freshly watered dirt patch, leaving her disgustingly muddy. Thankfully, Chen Luo had once volunteered at a hospital to grind mission progress.
It started as a school-mandated "charity activity," but he kept going because the points were insane.
However, what made Chen Luo uncomfortable was that the strange patients in the hospital were more difficult to serve than one another, which was a headache.
Of course, there were some easy ones to serve. There was also a girl his age in a private ward who just wanted him to read with her. High points, low effort. He'd visited her often.
"Whew... it's almost done." The arms and thighs of this Herrscher of Sentience had been cleaned by Chen Luo, and Chen Luo even gave her a set of blood circulation and blood clotting massage techniques, which were also learned in the hospital.
Now only the hair, which was the most difficult to take care of, was left. It looked like a Husky that had rolled in a swamp. Just seeing it made his heart ache.
But as he flipped the towel to a clean side and reached for her hair—
Their eyes met.
"Uh... y-you're awake...?" He yanked the towel back.
"How long have you been up?" Chen Luo asked awkwardly.
Doesn't this person know how to say a word after waking up?
"Snap!" The other person did not answer, but lightly snapped his fingers.
Whoosh—
In the air, several beautiful feathers suddenly appeared. This gorgeous and beautiful scene made Chen Luo a little dazed. But then, those feathers instantly turned into several sharp swords, which were placed on various parts of Chen Luo's body, making Chen Luo unable to move.
Chen Luo gently touched the tip of the sword with his fingers.
Damn! It's the real thing!!!
Touched, dare not move.jpg [1]
"Oh, I slept so hard that everything hurts. What bad luck." She stretched after holding Chen Luo hostage. But when she stretched halfway, her arm subconsciously retracted. This means that she touched a damaged bone or muscle when stretching just now.
"Oh, and I woke up two minutes ago." A casual afterthought.
"..." You woke up two minutes ago, why didn't you say it earlier?
"Why would I? Your massage had martial arts principles and you have learned it well. Not bad." She tilted her head, reclining against the pillow.
Chen Luo's pupils shrank.
"Yes, I can read minds. As the Herrscher of Sentience, no one deceives me. But you're... interesting. Normal people don't bring strangers home." The Herrscher of Sentience looked at Chen Luo curiously, not knowing why he did this.
And I am such a beautiful woman, lying in front of you, and you don't have any thoughts?
"Uh... force of habit? I help people a lot." He'd planned to stay silent, but Chen Luo felt that the swords seemed to be closer to his body, so he answered immediately.
"Huh? You didn't lie? You are interesting. Is there any good person like you in the world?" The Herrscher of Sentience looked at Chen Luo as if he saw some rare species.
"..." Hearing her words, Chen Luo instantly understood one thing.
This girl named Herrscher of Sentience can indeed read minds, but she can't read minds completely, at least for himself. It seems that things involving his talent can be blocked.
"Not a good person, thank you." Chen Luo said.
"You still say you are not a good person? Not for money, not for sex, just bring a strange girl home to take care of her, and don't have any bad intentions... I don't understand." The Herrscher of Sentience shook her head.
As the Herrscher of Sentience, she felt everyone's hearts, and naturally she can understand the various thoughts of others about her.
When this person was wiping his hands and feet, he was just trying to get rid of the dirt.
The Herrscher of Sentience really didn't understand. Why did someone who was obviously her good friend beat her up? The most important thing was that she didn't admit that she was Fu Hua. This was the most infuriating thing!
And why could a strange boy take care of him without any distractions? Are human emotions so complicated? The Herrscher of Sentience was thinking hard...
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[1]: Not an actual jpg. This is a meme where a .jpg is added to some content