To the developers of this game,
My grandpa smoked his whole life.
I was about 10 when my mom told him,
"If you ever wanna see your grandkids graduate, you need to quit smoking right now."
Tears came to his eyes when it finally hit him what smoking was really costing him.
That same day, he quit smoking for good.
Three years later, he died of lung cancer anyway.
We were super close, and losing him crushed me.
My mom sat me down and said,
"Please don't ever smoke. Don't put our family through what your grandpa did."
I promised her I wouldn't.
Now I'm 28, and the one thing I regret is never even trying a cigarette...
...because your game is so fucking awful it gave me cancer anyway.
For real, just make a decent game already.