Heena's jaw dropped.
She slammed her hands flat onto the desk and leaned in closer, reading the absolute, unhinged garbage printed below the headline. As a professional writer in her past life, she was usually highly critical of pacing and grammar, but this hack journalist was just pulling cheap, dramatic tropes out of thin air to pad their word count!
Following this morning's shocking revelation of Lady Seera's desperate, obsessive love for her hostage-husband, our undercover scholars have deduced the heartbreaking truth behind the Madam's aggressive spending!
Why did she force him to buy a mountain? Why did she drown him in imperial silk? Sources close to the estate confirm: The Vanguard Madam is deeply, tragically insecure!
