It was supposed to be just another day.
Hanzaki scrolled through Instagram. Day after day his feed had been filled with nothing but politics, Kirkification and Epstein Edits.
Holy hell, not even shareable.
What a Pandora's box.
He felt a little jealous, he wanted to make Kirkification memes too but the idea of helping another guy profit through an already made crypto coin dashed his plans.
For a week he had been pondering how to rugpull the common populace.
In the end, he procrastinated till Trump bombed South Nigeria yesterday, claiming of killing some ISIS camp.
Okay.
Maybe he could profit from this somehow.
Just as the thought arose, his phone lit up.
A small checkbox popped up. The text within it made Hanzaki purse his lips in annoyance. An ad was the last thing he wanted, especially such an odd ad.
"Have the IRS been wire-tapping me?" Hanzaki frowned.
With a shake of his head, he stretched. Oh, he wasn't rich enough for the IRS to search for his taxes.
Oh no no no, his yearly income wasn't even 2000$. What the fuck would they tax anyway?
But Hanzaki knew he would be rich one day and when that day came he definitely wouldn't pay taxes.
Fuck taxes.
"Why isn't it going away?" Hanzaki tried to restart his phone but nothing worked. It was as if the entire touch screen had gone responsive.
He took another glance, a proper one, at the checkbox.
[What is your dream?]
Does this box want me to admit I'll evade taxes?
Cold sweat poured down his face. He looked around nervously, wondering if the IRS had wire-tapped his mind as well.
But why?
He wasn't even rich yet!
"Oh, it works?"
Surprisingly the only spot of the phone that responded to his touch was the textbox. Looking at the keyboard waiting for him to fill in an answer, Hanzaki sighed.
"I want to fuck a bunch of anime girls and end world hunger!" He flipped a middle finger towards the phone before smiling smugly, his 18-year-old retarded brain feeling proud.
As he pressed enter he noticed the phone heat up. A weird sense of horror crept into Hanzaki's mind.
He hurriedly whirled the phone into the wall and pulled his gun from behind, before standing up from his chair and shooting towards the phone.
Pew! Pew! Pew!
"I'm an American! I will always be free! Raaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!"
Yelled the Japanese native man before getting blown to pieces by an exploding phone.
Hanzaki, the US patriot, died.
Freedom forever.
...
"Today, on BBC news, we'll be covering the suicide of a Japanese schizophrenic who thought he was being stalked by the IRS and wire-tapped by the FBI."
"His last activity could be described as watching Epstein vs Diddy edits on Instagram."
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A/N- idk, just mindless rambling. The plot is basically travelling to a bunch of worlds and fucking a bunch of girls. Oh btw, it will be full of rape/blackmail or whatever. Maybe some normal sex as well idk.
First world will be Naruto, and each world will be like 15-30 chapters max. This isn't a book with a serious plot, it's a wish fulfilment gag fanfiction with an overpowered mc.
Consider it something like stress relief.
Oh btw, if anyone is even reading this, or likes the idea please vote with powerstones. That'll be the only way my motivation doesn't disappear.
Thank you for reading this nonsense.