Smiling, I clicked enter after finishing writing out my custom-made response.
Sitting there, glancing around at the place. It looked like the Hulk and Abomination had teamed up together to wreck this place. Standing up.
"Yeah, nothing to miss here."
Dark reddish-black hands burst from the ground, grabbing my ankles. Looking down with a bored look.
"Oh, I guess my ride is here." Watching as more hands came from the earth, grabbing me. then one of the hands grabbed my groin. "Hey, watch whe—" I yelped.
Being pulled down, the earth closed up behind me. Entering some kind of fiery and very colorful tunnel that was spinning around me while I was being dragged down.
Suddenly, from out of nowhere, heavy metal started playing loudly. Sadly for you guys, I don't know any heavy metal music, so think of one for yourself.
When the music started, more hands came from the fire, grabbing onto me and ripping off pieces of my skin.
"HAHAH. Hey, that tickles." Seeing the hands pull off my flesh like I'm a sexy banana.
I wasn't in pain, but I was surprised that they could easily hurt me. I don't wanna gobble my own horn, but I'm very durable. Oh, who am I kidding? If I could, I would do tricks on it.
Anyway guys, I will appreciate it if you stop trying to glaze me and pay attention to the story. Because right now the little hands stopped peeling off my skin, since there's nothing left to peel off. But they did move on to my muscle.
Now you would think what's under the muscle would be bones, but instead it was a bright colorful light that peeked through.
Now I was truly gobsmacked. "Well, would you look at that? Got a little bit of pride underneath the meat."
The music stopped playing right as the last hand finished pulling off the last bit of meat on me.
"They must practice a lot to get that timing down pat." Shivering as I stood there in what I could only assume was my pure essence. Aka my soul. My very pride-themed soul.
If you still haven't gotten it. I look like a fucking rainbow disco ball in the shape of a humanoid form. Now just standing there in that fiery colorful tunnel. As the hands that were dragging and peeling me like a banana were gone.
Confused on what should be happening next. Or should I be doing something?
Before there was a shake in the fiery tunnel. As a humongous pure white head appeared in front of me. To say I was shocked was an understatement.
The being in front of me was pure white with what I could quite literally say was the perfect smile in the whole universe, as it was the purest white I had ever seen. It had a painful-looking smile.
It reminded me of the smile from Truth from Fullmetal Alchemist. In that unhinged, playful, I got too much power, I am incredibly bored, and I see everything as my toy" kind of way
Another thing I found creepy: it didn't have eyes. Instead it had four eyes, disembodied and floating around its head.
Strangely enough, it had on a nice top hat that had a golden cross on the crown, and wore a white suit with gold accents, gold shoulder pads with the design of angel-like wings.
Then there were two humongous hands that had gray gloves on. It rested its humongous head on its right hand. Still with that unsettling smile. As its bottom right eye got closer to me, staring.
And that is when everything clicked in my head. I'm looking at the fucking God from the Hellaverse. "H—"
Being interrupted as he started to talk.
[HV God:] "HELLO THERE LITTLE ONE."
Clutching my head in pain as the voice was just too loud. "Agh."
"You're too fucking loud!" A second later there was a soothing cold feeling throughout my whole body. As fast as it came, it was gone. Feeling the pain fade away, I let go of my head, looking back at the Hellaverse God with a frown.
[HV God:] "Sorry about that, little one. I sometimes forget to control my voice volume when I do the big head thing. But…."
The Hellaverse God suddenly got very serious and, despite being surrounded by flames, the tunnel got incredibly cold, feeling like I was gonna become a popsicle any moment. I shivered.
[HV God:] "Why is an incredibly powerful soul trying to enter my playground?"
"I a—" I couldn't even finish since I was once again interrupted.
[HV God:] "Don't bother answering. It was a rhetorical question. I have a very good guess why you're here. But regretfully, I do not know how you entered my universe. That doesn't matter anymore. You're here now, and that's the problem."
As he was speaking, his disembodied eyes started to fly around me as they glowed different colors. Somehow feeling more naked, even though I'm just a soul. Like he was scanning me. Not just my soul, but the very thing that made it.
Feeling disgusted and slowly getting angry that some being would have the nerve to look at me so deeply. But taking a calming breath since it wouldn't be a good idea to fight with a God, especially if I didn't think I could win. Also, I didn't want to spend an unknown amount of years fighting him just to get a chance to win.
And I couldn't really get mad. I was basically trespassing on his land. Seeing it from his point of view, I eventually put a lid on my anger. I mean, I would probably do the same if I caught somebody trespassing. Maybe even worse.
Seeing him pull his eyes back. Except one, as he was still staring at me while he rubbed his chin, making a thinking face. Before that unsettling smile returned to his face.
[HV God:] "Ho ho ho ho ho. Interesting. I have never seen a soul with so many unique powers. I am even more surprised that you're not exploding with all those opposite energies inside your soul like that. Not only that, but they are in harmony with each other."
The Hellaverse God spun around as he mumbled out loud, thinking.
[HV God:] "Very interesting. It looks like you won't willingly leave and it would be too much of a pain in the ass to fight you or seal you somewhere. Thanks to that very annoying evolutionary adaptation. Even as we speak, you're evolving now. What to do? What to do?"
The Hellaverse God stopped spinning around. As he looked at me with all four eyes. And somehow his smile got even wider.
[HV God:] "Yes, we could do that and it would be fun." He started clapping his hands in excitement.
"What are you ta—" And once more, I wasn't able to finish talking. As he once again interrupted me. At this point I am convinced that he just likes to hear himself talk. Feeling my right eye twitch.
[HV God:] "Just need to tweak a few things here and there. But sadly I will have to exert my full power to do this. Whatever entity made you really put their all into you."
[HV God:] "They're definitely equal or greater than me. I am really gonna have to put my back into this. Anyway, I am sorry, little one."
He looked somewhat sad. Before I could fully understand what he was going on about, my mind, my very soul came to a screeching halt. As the definition of terror gripped me.
As the Hellaverse God's form shattered as the space around distorted, twisted, and bent in ways I can't even describe.
Before everything broke.
And then something descended that I can't even fully describe or understand. It was like a three-year-old decided that they wanted to combine every creature in the universe together.
Even then, that wouldn't be a description of this thing. No, you can't even call this thing a thing.
I could feel my mind break trying to process what I am seeing right now.. I feel my evolutionary adaptation evolving to this? But right when I evolve to it, it became stronger and I had to evolve.
Once again it got stronger, causing me to evolve again… This kept repeating. Every time I evolve, it just got stronger. No matter how many times I evolve like some fuck up Pokémon, it was like trying to walk to infinity. This? was evolving to my adaptation.
[HV ????:] "Ì'm §ðrr¥, Ðêår rêåÐêr§, ßµ† ¥ðµ wðñ'† ßê åßlê †ð §êê m¥ ñåmê. Mµ¢h lꧧ µñÐêr§†åñÐ. Ì Ððñ† wåññå hµr† ¥ðµr llê mïñÐ, §ð jµ§† kêêþ ¢ållïñg mê GðÐ. I'm sorry, dear readers, but you won't be able to see my name. Much less understand. I don't wanna hurt your little minds, so just keep calling me God."
Adjusting my voice…
[HV God:] "Testing. Testing. Alright, that's better. Now let's get down to business. It's been a while since I've been in my true form. Not since I created the universe itself."
Looking down at the little soul, I frowned a bit, seeing him frozen there like a statue. Only getting confirmation that he was still somewhat conscious thanks to all his twitching.
[HV God:] "I can see that you are evolving, but it's like trying to scoop the ocean out with just your hands. And it's pretty pointless since I'm evolving to your adaptation and vice versa. Well, enough playing around. I want to see what you do in my universe."
Reaching out, I cupped his soul, pulling it like clay.
Grabbing some aspects of his soul to pull them out before pausing when I felt dozens of eyes staring at me.
That were strong or stronger than me. Grunting, I let go of those pieces. No longer feeling the gazes on me.
Grabbing a different aspect of his soul, This time, I don't feel the eyes on me, so I assumed that I was in the green. Pulling out stuff and tweaking here and weakening here.
[HV God:] "My, you're a very interesting one. I wonder why they are so interested in you. Oh well, it doesn't matter as long as you bring new excitement for me. Now let's see here. Don't want that. No, that won't do. Yeah, I should crank that way down. Too strong. No, no, no. That won't do here. Let's change that to this."
After hours of working on his soul, I finally stopped.
Happy with my final results. I couldn't change too much or change everything I wanted to, or take stuff out that I would like. Tired and hungry, I decided to wrap this up. Yawning.
[HV God:] "All right, little one, I'm getting tired and I spent too much energy doing this. Time to get you on your way."
Reaching into the void, pulling out a long golden straw with the carving of Hell on the side.
Rolling up the little soul like a spitball. I stuck him into the other end of the straw before putting it into one of my mouths.
Blowing out the soul as it shot out like a rocket. Traveling into the distance before disappearing, going straight to Hell.
[HV God:] "I wonder how much you're gonna change? It will be so exciting to watch."
Reverting back to my day-to-day form.
Fixing my suit, I paused when I remembered something.
[HV God:] " Oh my, I forgot to give him his demon form. Oh well, I guess this would be a good opportunity to put more shackles on him. Also giving him a true demon form as compensation."
Snapping my fingers as I sorted out that mess. Turning around about to leave when I saw something.
[HV God:] What is that?
IT'S ME, TIME SKIP!
[Eighteen Years Later — POV: ???]
Standing in front of the mirror, fixing my tie. Taking a healthy amount of hair gel, I slicked back my white chest-length hair. Looking at my reflection. I have on a dark purple suit with a black dress shirt underneath and black dress shoes.
[???:] Moxxie baby, where are you going?
Growling, turning around, making my eyes glow brightly. Scaring the shit out of him. Walking up to him, I grabbed him by his large nose, pulling him up to eye level.
"What the fuck did I tell you Chaz? You are not allowed to call me by my fucking name. It's only Master or Daddy to you.'
Sending out a weak shock to him. But only receiving moaning and and him squirming in my hand.
Before he released himself as he went slack.
Still holding him by his nose as he dangled like a fish, breathing hard. Looking at him with a bored look before I tossed him to the side like garbage.
"Satan, you're the worst. You are lucky you have a huge ass or I would have killed you a long time ago."
Walking toward the door, I stopped before leaving.
"Make sure you clean yourself up. And don't bother me for the rest of the day. I have very important business to attend to."
[Chaz:] Yes, Daddy.
Leaving the room, slamming the door behind me. Walking down the hallway. Making my way to my dead father Crimson's office — well, my soon-to-be dead father.
'Well, I guess I should tell you what happened. After meeting the Hellaverse God and then…
'Nothing. As everything is pretty much a big ass blink after that. I woke up inside the womb getting born to a Imps woman. Later I found out I was reborn as Moxxie from Helluva Boss.'
'Wasn't my first choice choice, but I'm not gonna cry over it. Lucky for me, my soul forced my Imp body to evolve. This obviously came with some consequences.'
'Like for one, my mom dying after a couple of minutes of giving birth to me. Since she gave me everything she had to give birth to me. I was unnaturally large and strong for a regular Imp.'
'Let alone for a regular Imp woman to give birth to. Even while dying, she still gave me my name and giving me all of her love she could in her last moments.'
'The only words she left behind were: Live how you want. And of course, my little dick-having bitch of a father, Greed Ring's best cock sucker.'
'Honorary succubus. Mob gangster cum bucket of a father. Also known as my damned father. He couldn't give a hell-rat's ass about her death.'
'He was just overjoyed that he had a weapon in the form of a son. Ever since I could walk and talk, he forced me into training, making me learn a shit ton of stuff. Trying his best to control me'
'Now I know what you're thinking.'
'Ain't you strong enough to snap him out of existence? And the answer is simple: it's a yes and no. Yes, I could 100 percent do that. But no, the drawback would be too high and wouldn't be worth it. Kind of. It's that my soul got the power, but my body just can't handle it.'
'But over the years, I trained hard to use 100 percent of my powers but it's limited.. Yeah, that's right. I got a fucking timer on my full power.'
'Until my body fully evolves to harness my full power. It took me 18 years but I am able to use 100 percent of my power for about three minutes.'
'Bad news there's drawbacks … Like I said, my body is not ready to use all my power for long periods of time. 1. My body completely locks up once it's over. 2. I feel extreme pain. 3. I got a three-day cooldown. 4. there is a timer if I can't finish a fight in under 3, I'm fucked. And if I push further than that, I risk permanent injuries to myself.'
'Now you might be asking, OK that might be. But ain't you stronger than regular Imps? Yes.'
'Yes, I am stronger than regular Imps. By a very large margin that's not even funny. I am strong enough to fight a group of Hellhounds with weapons, easily winning without breaking a sweat. But sadly, my father got an army of shark demons.'
'In the past it was a very big problem, so it was just safer for me to lay low and train. Until today, I might not be willing to use 100 percent of my power.'
'Doesn't mean I can't use my powers at a lower percent. After all, it would be overkill If I use 100%.' Busting open my sperm donor office door. Seeing him behind his desk, I smiled at him lazily.
"Hey bitch, it's time for retirement!"