89: Chapter 89 Killing the Booger Man and the Weird WomanZoro cursed Luffy for his lack of sportsmanship, but his hands never stopped moving.Wherever his sword flashed, people screamed and fell down.Luffy was even faster, using his Gum-Gum Machine Gun to clear out the enemy lines.In no time, a large number of small fry were wiped out by Luffy.
Icarus was sweating profusely as he looked at the two people in front of him who resembled war gods.However, when he saw Princess Vivi behind him, he still protected her behind him.But Luffy seemed uninterested in them and started arguing about who would win.Icarus and Vivi watched the two arguing with black lines on their faces.
Just then, an exaggerated laugh rang out.Everyone looked in the direction of the sound and saw a man wearing sunglasses and an afro with a woman holding an umbrella and wearing a round hat.Icarum looked at the two of them with surprise.
"Miss Valentine, Mr.5, you're here!Hurry up and help us complete our mission!"
The girl with the umbrella gave a strange laugh and said, "We are indeed here to complete a mission, but it's a mission to kill you, Mr.8!"
Upon hearing this, Icarus's pupils dilated instantly.He immediately opened fire on the two of them, and while the dust kicked up by the exploding shells was rising, he turned to Vivi and said, "Princess Vivi, you run quickly, I'll hold them off here." As expected, the smoke-free rule proved true, and when the smoke cleared, Miss Valentine and Mr.5 were standing there unharmed.
"This is quite a haul.I never imagined you were the princess of the Alabasta Kingdom.Perfect timing, our goal this time is to kill the princess of the Alabasta Kingdom."
As he spoke, the bespectacled man pulled a booger out of his nostril and flicked it at Icarum and the others.Upon seeing this, Icarum immediately shielded Vivi in front of him.The booger had exploded upon touching Icarum, and Icarum was seriously injured and collapsed to the ground.
Seeing this, Miss Valentine became even more excited.Just as she was about to say something, Luffy interrupted her.
"I said, why do you have to carry an umbrella in the middle of the night?What, are you afraid of getting a tan from the moonlight?Besides, you're not pretty to begin with.If you're that ugly, don't come out and scare people.And you, can you be any more disgusting?Fighting while picking your nose?Are you going to dig your brain out and fight?That's right, the fact that you can fight in such a disgusting way means you don't have a brain at all!"
As for why Luffy suddenly stepped forward to help the two, it was because, under Ling'er's "threat," he definitely wasn't there because of the designated castration knife.
"Ding dong ding dong, side quest activated: Kill Miss Valentine and Mr.5.Success will reward you with a designated castration knife (you can designate one person to humanely dispose of them), failure will have no penalty."
However, before completing the mission, Luffy still complained about the two of them.He was really speechless when he watched the anime in his previous life, and now he finally found a chance to vent.
The two, who were stunned by Luffy's retort, finally realized what was happening.The booger man suddenly pulled a huge wad of booger out of his nose and threw it at Luffy, while the weird woman floated into the sky.
"Straw Hat Kid, I'll show you the consequences of offending Baroque Works!"
The booger-man's booger exploded violently upon contact with the ground, sending up plumes of thick smoke, and the eccentric woman followed suit with her own move.
"Ten thousand kilograms of pressure!"
The eccentric woman plummeted into the smoke with a loud bang.She slowly rose and laughed triumphantly, "I'm a user of the Float-Float Fruit.I can control my weight at will.Just now, I weighed 10,000 kilograms.I don't believe this wretched straw hat kid won't die."
The Booger Man laughed triumphantly, "I'm a man who ate the Blast Fruit, a Blast Man!Maybe Straw Hat Luffy is already dead in that explosion."
Just as the two were feeling smug, Luffy's voice rang out behind them.
"You seem to be getting a little too excited."
The two were startled and turned around to see Luffy standing calmly behind them.Just as the booger-man was about to retaliate, Luffy teleported right in front of him.
"Eight Extremes Collapse - Flame Burst!"
Luffy's fist slammed into the booger-man's chest.The triple collapse force of the Eight Extremes Collapse, along with raging flames, erupted instantly.The booger-man coughed up a mouthful of blood, his heart ruptured, and he collapsed to the ground, lifeless.Seeing her companion killed, the eccentric woman dared not linger and instead floated into the sky, hoping to use this opportunity to escape, but unfortunately.
"Rubber.Spinning Flame Burst Gun!"
Luffy used Moonwalk to reach the eccentric woman.Under her terrified gaze, Luffy's fist, enveloped in flames, struck her abdomen.In an instant, the eccentric woman was engulfed in flames, and soon after, she became a charred corpse and fell from the sky.Icarus on the ground was already dumbfounded.
"What kind of monster did I provoke?But if it's him, then I'm sure I can."